#never thought i'd die side-by-side with a weeb

[rvengefulobster]

[obeymebabes]

I'm sure all of the brothers would be super reassuring, but here you go @justsomeobeymefan. 💕💕

Lucifer

"You really think I'd just abandon you? Not only would I be going against Diavolo if I did so, but I do believe we would all miss you greatly."

Lucifer was always such a softie when it came to reassuring you that they wouldn't ever truly hurt you.

Despite wanting to kill you on multiple occasions, he did make sure you knew that he never meant it, he was just pissed at the time.

He regrets ever putting that fear into your head.

"We all hate that you will eventually leave us to go back to the human realm. I speak for us all. If you could stay here, in Devildom, we would let you."

He would hug you tightly to make sure you knew that he really cared.

Mammon

He didn't believe you actually asked him if he would ever do such a thing.

"MC, what kind of demon would I be if I just left you somewhere? Plus, Lucifer would have my head."

Poor Mammom couldn't process how you'd ever even consider that as a thought.

"You know I wouldn't ever be able to hurt you. You should know by now that I couldn't hurt a fly. I'm supposed to protect you, duh."

If you ever needed comfort, Mammon was one of the few that did his absolute best to make sure you knew that he would protect you at all costs.

How could he abandon you when he loves you so dearly? He barely lets you out of his sight longer than a minute.

Levi

"W-what?! You couldn't possibly expect me to hurt you, normie."

He would feel so ashamed, after remembering that he did actually try to kill you that one time.

Immediately hugs you and squeezes you tightly, apologizing profusely.

"I was stupid to think that I knew everything, I was jealous, I'm so so so sorry."

He was almost tearing up at the thought.

"I may be a shy otaku weeb but I love you more than Ruri-Chan."

"A-as a best friend! Duh!"

Cue the blushy water-snake boy.

Satan

"What you are saying sounds very impractical MC."

He didn't understand what made you think anything like that would happen, logically it didn't make sense.

"Abandoning you would seem unfair to both you, and all of us. We do care deeply about you. You're practically part of the family at this point."

Satan just tried to reason with you, pushing away any doubts that you may have in your mind.

"You live in our house, and you are our responsibility. I personally couldn't live with myself if I let something horrible happen to you if I could've done something."

Despite being the Avatar of Wrath, he had it well under control, it would take some serious action to drag him down to the level of actually hurting you, either physically or mentally.

He cared about you, very much. You kept him sane, so of course he wanted you around at all times.

Asmo

Hearing you ask the questions of him ever thinking about abandoning you or hurting you damn near broke his heart.

"Oh MC, sweetheart, don't you ever think those bad thoughts."

He is a handsy person, so he would just pull you into a tight hug and rub your back, as well as your head, and hold you.

"Darling you know I do cherish you more than my skin care products, and I mean that."

Asmodeus had a bit of a tear in his eye, thinking about how awful he would feel to lose you.

"I couldn't hurt you, your precious face is far to lovely to have tears running down them."

Beel

He stopped mid snack just to look at you confused.

Mumbling, a mouth full of food, he would tell you that the idea was crazy.

"I know I made a mistake when you ate my custard but I learned that you shouldn't have ever seen that, and I couldn't ever risk losing you."

Beel had the sad puppy face.

"I can see how much happier my brothers are with you around MC, even me. I haven't had as many nightmares, and I believe it's because of you."

Hugs. Big boy hugs.

"I will protect you until the day I die."

Belphie

This poor baby knows what it feels like to be abandoned.

After all, his brothers basically disowned him after the incident between you both.

"I understand the feeling MC, I wouldn't wish that upon anyone. I promise as long as I'm around, you will always have me."

He felt heartbroken when you'd asked if he would ever hurt you, again.

"I didn't know you then, and I regret it. I now understand that you are such a great human, and I you managed to fix our deranged family, so I couldn't be more thankful for Diavolo's dumb exchange program. Just don't ever tell anyone I said that."

Despite having a rocky start, Belphie was almost always by your side. He loves every bit of your company, and wouldn't ever think of letting you go.

You are his human now.

[immortal-green-snom]

We’ve seen your thoughts on Oobleck but what about Glynda? She’s based off the good witch from the Wizard of Oz but we know nothing else about her.

I'm gonna be completely honest, i have not gotten around to analyzing and understanding Glynda as much as I should have by this point. alsniidlaisndlanisd. Because you're right, there's just not that much about her. Ozpin is such a prominent figure in the show and so engrained into the plot. And Oobleck got a fair amount of screen time with Team RWBY at Mountain Glenn for a couple episodes so there's stuff to go off of for him.

But, despite always being at Ozpin's side, there's just not as much with Glynda. There's things to speculate on, for sure--just like with Oz and Oobleck--, but its not as much as I'd personally like to have [keep in mind i have not read the books, haha! She could have more of a role in those].

Also, the problem with Oz and Glynda being based on the Wizard of Oz is that I have not READ the wizard of oz [ 1.) cause I can't get my hands on physical copies and i hate reading things off of a screen. 2.) I'm a lazy, lazy bitch and it takes me a while to sit down and actually read something.] AND IM SITTING HERE LIKE "YO IF I READ THE BOOKS, I'D HAVE SO MUCH TO PLAY AROUND WITH AND SPECULATE ON FOR BOTH OZ AND GLYNDA BUT AGGH PFTFTFT, READING, Y'KNOW??".

Meanwhile, Oobleck's allusion is so simple and easy. i mean, it took me like, 10 minutes to read The Bartholomew and The Oobleck? no big deal. but ahhhhh, Wizard of Oz?? [whining noises]

SO ANYWAY. That means all i've got for Glynda is base personality, some speculation, and the rough backstory I came up with for my Young Headmaster Ozpin AU. I WISH I had more and I WISH I wasn't so lazy when it came to reading, but here we are, lol.

If you want some of my personal headcanons tho!! ;O

-grew up either in a fairly wealthy family or one that was stinking rich -DOES in fact know about Oz's reincarnation. I imagine he either told her or she figured it out on her own. -REALLY likes cute, girly pink things but is too prideful to admit it -On that note, she's just very prideful in general and is very, very private about her personal life. Reason being because she is just a straight up weeb [I imagine she secretly likes overly sugary, pop-y music and lil anime figurines, okay. You CAN find her at a convention in hiding, buying some exclusive anime funko pop. AND SHE WILL LITERALLY DIE IF ANYONE EVER LEARNS ABOUT THIS] -Her semblance is like the Schnee Glyphs, in that its passed down through the family bloodline -Though her Semblance is OP, she could still kick your ass without it [I imagine she can both take a punch and return one] -Isn't ACTUALLY as annoyed with everything and everyone as she makes it seem. It's just, like, part of the performance she puts up to seem more put together and knowledgeable than she actually really is. I like the idea that, like Oz, she, too, is slightly a mess. As in, she's just as human as he is, or anyone else for that matter. I just REALLY like the idea of a Glynda with some insecurity. -cat person 100%. still debating in my head whether or not she just owns one or two that she treats like royalty or if she's one of those extreme pet owners who has, like, 10 cats -Glynda at work: neat, tidy, hair always perfect, clothes always pressed to wrinkle-less perfection, always on time. Stone cold, reliable baddass bitch who's got it all figured out. Feared and respected girlboss, strict ass teacher with a sharp tongue who gets shit DONE. -Glynda at home: sweat pants and bath robe, eating out of an ice cream tub. walking the treadmill while watching anime, lounges around on top of nine pillows on a giant ass bed. Won't leave the house for days if she can help it. Bubbles and bathbombs. Crying at 3am cause of some romcom. Eating instant ramen despite the fact that she can cook fairly decently. Actually kinda lonely tho she will never admit that, either.

Like most things with me: No evidence for any of this, all speculation and headcanon. But heyhey, headcanon is fun lolol

[electricprincess96]

Tbh I never got why Fates got so much hate! Maybe it’s because Fates was my first FE game, but... Back when it released I got Birthright, played the prologue, and I ended up getting Conquest too because; 1, I liked Nohr better so that’s simple opinion. 2, I couldn’t imagine betraying the family that raised me, so I ended up projecting onto Corrin for that! 3, it felt like the more “canon” answer because this was before Revelations released haha. But as a more seasoned FE fan now, I personally think Conquest was the best plot for Corrin’s growth as a character (Altho some barely see him as one haha...) (Altho I’m an outlier Anyways since I always liked F Robin with her just being besties with Chrom and Naive Prince Corrin for the trope subversion fhfjgjg). He was the “bad guy” in Conquest; largely self-aware about being the ones invading a foreign nation, having actual consequences for it, not being happy about it but doing it anyways due to loyalty to the family that raised him... Idk, I always thought that could say some interesting things about Corrin, but I know that may just be me reading too deeply into it aha;;; But still, playing as the “Villain” in a FE game definitely feels like a rare treat after SoV, Awakening and FE3H (Minus Edelgard’s route)!

Oh I very much agree that from a character growth standpoint Conquest did more for Corn in my opinion. Corn is meant to be a bleeding heart, naive to the world and forced to come to terms with it (a bit like Eirika in Sacred Stones) and for that Corn being forces to accept that their decision to side with their Nohrean Family is going to result in a lot of innocent people dead, they can't save everyone like they might have foolishly initially thought. I always found Birthright Corn to be slightly.... blinded by their own anger at the detrayal they feel they've suffered, which is why inevitably in Birthright in order for Corn to come to terms with "my actions have consequences" Elise has to be the one to die rather than Leo (who would have been Takumi's natural counterpart), Elise is more innocent, Elise dying protecting you is going to tug at the heartstrings more. Birthright needed Elise and Marxander (I don't like the localised names, well I like some but I need some sort of consistence and I'd rather stick to the Japanese names, call me a weeb all you like, but also I ain't a commie so I don't want my posts to appear in weird places so Marxander it is) deaths to be really tragic because the rest of Birthright was arguably a tad tone death in that regard. Admittedly it makes sense, it's not like it's "out of character", Corn learns they family they knew wasn't their family, they meet their mother and then watch her get killed and are then forced to pick a side of a war both sides claiming to be their real family, I can see why some would feel betrayed by the Nohreans and side with Hoshido and have Corns sort of tunnel vision throughout until they're faced with people they actually know and love dying. I just personally felt Conquest did it better in my opinion. And I actually played Conquest first.

Honestly most of the hate boner comes from the fact there was a lot of misinformation about the game before release (Soleil mostly, she was never meant to be gay, she's based on a Japanese trope that yes is kinda sketchy but she just wasn't a character who was gonna translate well, that being said the localisation arguably made her worse) and the fact that because of shit like Kotaku having it out for the game before it even released in the West the localisation basically gutted a lot of its lore, world building and stuff like that. They also claim to hate the "waifu/husbando" elements "going too far" but most of these people are hypocrites so I don't take those comments that seriously.

But the fact is even if someone despises this game... its like 6 years old... no criticism they could have is unique or relevant now, 2 games have come out since (I mean 3 if you include Tokyo Mirage Sessions which releases the same year initially). Like move on, or at the very least don't tag your hate