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themintman · 2 months

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giggling I love them so much

#minecraft story mode #mcsm #mcsm jack #mcsm nurm #jack mcsm #nurm mcsm #Nurm no you can't say that!!!!!!!!!#I think I'm hilarious #minecraft villager #NGL I kinda just couldn't think of what to make him say #But this is funnier cause we don't understand him anyway #He could be saying ANYTHING #N e ways it's late I should go sleep. Night night guys #Nurm deserves to go apeshit send tweet

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guardian-angle22 · 1 year

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akuma-tenshi · 4 months

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evelyn essence poster... pspsps evelyn essence poster...... come home bbg please i need to know who's in your essence

#i need to know the theme #and i need to know if i have to be prepared to go for her s-tier #i'm hoping for fredluchi a-tiers bc they have no permanent a-tiers and i think it'd be really silly #they are a set do not separate #but an alice a-tier would be very very nice too. free her from b-tier jail #it'd be fucking hilarious (and painful) if we got ANOTHER martha a-tier ngl lmao #rambling #silly circle

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magentagalaxies · 4 months

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vent incoming:

got my grades back for my courses last semester and most of it was to be expected, mostly A's, maybe an A-, etc. but i honestly can't get over the fact that my independent study (the buddy cole documentary) was for some reason given a B. like sure getting a B isn't bad per se, I usually get at least one B every semester and i honestly don't really care about what my exact gpa is as long as i can graduate, but come on. this school put me through months of psychological torment over this project and didn't even have the nerve to give me a B+??? i'm still coping with the self-doubt they forced on me and this bullshit is not helping!!

#honestly it's kind of hilarious ngl. especially bc i also got my documentary work counted as an independent study the previous semester #and the previous semester even tho i barely worked on the doc itself #(mostly just planning and putting together the crowdfunding which was still a lot of work but like compare it to the past few months)#they were willing to give me an A (my school doesn't do A+ so this is the highest mark possible)#vs this semester. like i'll admit my final assignment was late and could have been more polished #but i was literally on tour in documentary-mode 24/7 for several weeks. i filmed an entire comedy special! i put together a live interview!#not to mention having to fucking negotiate with my own college censoring the footage they'd promised me of an event i put together #and play nice with a professor who literally outed me on twitter in an attempt to cancel one of my best friends #at this point the ''B'' feels more like a petty grudge than anything else #like ok we can't get away with *actually* fucking over jessamine's grades bc clearly ze did do the work. but let's just give zir a B #like i will admit the audio quality in my final isn't great. and i could have used more polished footage in some sections #but counterpoint: 100+ students were arrested at a protest while i was editing and i was having a mental breakdown #the fact that i finished *anything* is goddamn impressive especially after they essentially conditioned me to hate myself any time i was #working on a project i loved!!!#due to the aforementioned student arrests my college did put out an option where we could change any letter grade this semester to pass/fai #so anything passing wouldn't impact our gpa if we didn't want it to. so i could just change the B to a ''pass''#but really what's the point. ''B'' is still a good grade and my GPA is fine (3.65 on a 4.0 grading scale. 2.0 is required to graduate)#it just sucks that after what i went through last semester i feel like nobody takes it seriously #i was reminiscing earlier about how it's honestly kind of funny how after that professor outed me on twitter #i was at the hotel with scott like an hour later sobbing and having an existential crisis about my relationship to gender #and scott was so supportive but also awkwardly being like #''i know i should offer the crying child a tissue but where the fuck are the tissues in this room what do i do''#and he just handed me a full-on towel instead like oh my god he was trying his best but also so clearly out of his depth #but of course i then had to remember how when i told that story to a different professor to be like ''this is how much scott cares about me #this guy called me fucking UNPROFESSIONAL for crying in front of the subject of my documentary?????????#like yeah maybe so but how DARE you call me unprofessional when a different professor tweeted my full name and gender without my consent #in an attempt to fucking cancel one of my friends for ''misgendering'' me for using pronouns i'm fine with him using!!!#i don't think i'm ever going to be able to forgive my college and i don't know how i'll be able to get through one more semester #that experience genuinely changed things about my psychology that i'm not proud of and i need to work through #so if i have to miss a goddamn kids in the hall event because i have class this november i am going to set something on fire

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xmoth-after-darkx · 8 months

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So! I decided to put together a little profile for my builder Cillian (the one used in my fic - Blood In The Sand)

(I think the template for the builder sheet is by cxs-workshops who I'm too shy to actually tag since we've never talked in any way, shape, or form but definitely click the link I embedded into the username typed up there if you wanna check them out. They're an absolutely amazing artist)

#mtas builder #mtas #there's honestly a little more to Cillian's bio #but since I'm not RPing him or anything I think just key points is enough and if I can make it come up organically in my fic I will #(also I had considered making my own builder sheet template but I am *so* bad at making things like that)#I think I'll do a reblog with just the PNG of Cillian and my sketch of him before I started coloring his hair #because ngl he looked *good* with white hair #also from far away he looks like he has a unibrow and it's hilarious 😂

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triglycercule · 17 hours

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halloween is like in a month and as worlds worst procrastinator (self declared title) i think i'm finally gonna fufill my dreams and make an animation meme of the mtt with that one happy halloween junky rin song (but ughhh i need to decide on costumes i'll give them!!!!! off to the drawing board!!)

#this is to say i'm actually doing something productive with my time #instead of just doomscrolling and wasting hours on tiktok #i should probably do my homework ngl #anyways! i was thinking it would totally be hilarious if one of the costumes was the jk mtt #like maybe i put one of the real mtt in the jk mtt's outfits. it would be so fucking hilarious #and also i want them to have cool different weapons than just normal bone axe knife thing #i want horror to have a chainsaw. or a sawblade. either one #and i want killer to have those cool double swords that zuko from atla has. maybe he'll be a pirate #and obviously dust gets a gun. maybe i'll ditch the jk uniform idea and just put him in a hazmat suit #who knows man i haveIDEAS. now lets see if i have the motivation to fufill them #temporarily fueled by inspiration permanently held back by motivation #and my inspo is 500% gonna be the error version of this meme #and i want the mtt to all have short little cutscenes and then at the end all be together and have a cool final clip together #and like idfk im not an animator man.........#this is gonna test my animation skills i swear. maybe ill actually learn how to animate this instead of tweening #but tweening fun!!!! i just dk if it can achieve the look i want #anyways i think its ginna be so silly and cute and exactly what i dream of #i miss animation memes can we pls make them again. AND NOT HAVE THEM LAST A WEEK!!!!!#looking at YOU tiktok. animation memes are coming back but they only last NOT EVEN A MONTH!!!! WHAT THE HEL!!!!!!!!!#its not fair not fair not fair not fair NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!#so like. dust bazooka hazmat suit. killer double sword pirate. man i need to decide on horror #omg like a magicians assistant with the saw???? and now for my last trick ill make your head disappear #halloween edition of one head dog coming up. anyways i like that idea....... yeah #tricule rant #but of course ill do that tomorrow. i have homework to do!

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mad-hunts · 24 days

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imagine how drastically different spending a day with barton could be as his friend though... like, it's literally a coin flip between him doing something illegal but perhaps objectively kind of funny in a 'wtf is happening?' way, to him doing just completely morally bankrupt. and for the first thing, i'm talking about barton stealing all of the candles of a certain scent from a store because he liked it and because 'they're already making enough money.' or, for the latter, barton not telling your muse anything about how everything they're doing that day is to prepare for him to MURDER someone. which then all of a sudden comes to a climax when he kills them like that is a totally okay to do (and this is sarcasm, OFC jsjsj) while he genuinely thinks he looks like this to your muse afterward when he just committed a damn atrocity:

#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#ooc post.#yeah i... idk what this is y'all but i swear to god he either has the most gremlin-like energy or decides to go postal around the right-#people if that makes any sense. like obviously stealing candles from a multi-million corporation is minor in comparison to literally-#murdering someone BUT it still isn't good JSJSJ and by the 'right people' i mean those who already know who he is / are aware-#of his 'dollmaker' persona because at the end of the day he isn't trying to get arrested despite how contrary to the fact this all-#may seem AHHH. also i'm sorry for using that picture y'all but i just... i still find it kind of funny in a bad way NGL BAHAHAH #and of course i'm not trying to make light out of him being a bad person. he is just SO ridiculous that he would think he looks like-#that little guy looking up innocently at your muse ☠️ anyhow though are you all tired of me making these crack-y posts yet / j #NAH i kiddd but yeah. i promise i'll post some more serious stuff on here soon but this just popped up in my head and i had to-#get it out of my system mostly due to the image of him just stuffing a bunch of candles in a backpack is hilarious to me

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queen-scribbles · 3 months

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I played with Tighe a little bit yesterday, running around the Descent areas to finish stuff up, and got a Sera & Cassandra banter that made me mournful I'd forgotten to start fraps.

It's the one where Sera asks if "all those names are really yours" (referencing Cassandra's intro at the Winter Palace), goes something like

Cass: (heavy sigh) Yes Sera: (giggles) How do you remember them all?! C: (deadpan) I stitched them into all of my clothes. S: Really? How do they fit in your underwear? Inquisitor, that true? C: You will NOT answer that. [Tighe: (bright red and plotting to fill Sera's bedroll with bugs) Wasn't planning to, vhenan]

#queen in thedas #tighe lavellan #tighe/cass #i've gotten so many sera banters that's her needling tighe/cass about being together #granted that's bc she's tighe's bff and sera/cass/viv is his go-to party so she's always there #but it makes me giggle #like are she and varric sitting in the tavern plotting ways tormen-- i mean TEASE the inquisitor and his gf?#bc that's a hilarious mental image ngl #think i'm gonna need a guide for finding all the gears--still missing TEN in hedrun thaig and two in bastion of the pure #but i cleared the darkspawn warrens and forgotten caverns :D

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meowyoi · 3 months

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every time i crack a joke in front of cis men and no one laughs i inch closer to committing horrible crimes

#i don't think i'm hilarious or anything but i smell some misogyny ngl...#bc ive experienced men saying the same exact joke i already said resulting in ppl crying from laughter...#like not even kidding sometimes i tell a joke to just one friend and he repeats it and everyone laughs

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braskide · 1 year

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you know it's kinda funny when i gotta make myself remember at least once a day yuna is theoretically married? to a maester? she killed? he commited patricide? and forced her into marrying him? wanted to become sin on purpose? used his mother's aeon?

#outofcharacter / tbd.#like. girl (gn) we've been over this for 10 years we know it's not shocking. ..#but.. . it gives me psychic dmg everytime.. .#seymour is a great character tho ngl. ..#i just sometimes. imagine. the state of spira if they had continued their marriage as normal like what the fuck.. .#i mean . would spira even exist anymore.. .#i think if we wanna go down the ~realistic route it would have continued to be an everending spiral of death and gotten progressively worse #cause maester mika + seymour.. ... ew #but the state of spira and most specifically bevelle would be actually hilarious.. ..#but it'd be such a good verse to write and plot in where she.. . actually takes the role of seymour's wife.#& actually plays ' her role ' -#although she'd never bend to the rules like ; obviously she'd fake it all and work in the shadows and whatnot.#but man. this is INTENSe.. .#OH and like. i'm wondering if divorce exists in spira LMAOO ..#cause otherwise girl u a widow.. .#FOR LIFE !! !

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why-are-all-the-users-taken · 10 months

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flashback to the time my cousin got me to play undertale (or whatever the one is called as that starts with a flower that ends up being evil) with him and I just had a running commentary on it the whole time

#Literally my cousin wrote a whole thing of just my commentary #We kept on making fun of torio lmao #And that flower was creep as fuck ngl #And there was two skeletons as well but I can't remember what their called lmao #And there's the girl with purple hair in one of the games #And the owl looking guy. (I think he's an owl? Idk I couldn't tell what half the characters were)#And the 'villain' guy with the blue hair #He was hilarious ngl #undertale #I'm pretty sure the other game started with end or smth idk #There was one where it started with a flower and then the other one started with one of the characters eating the chalk

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jonathanbyersphd · 1 year

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How does no one in Stranger Things have a water bed?

#like they were so popular #ngl i bet Argyle has one #imagine the st*ncy sex scene but steve has a waterbed #tell me thats not hilarious #anyways I'm high #and thinking about fun fic details #stranger things

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astrxealis · 2 years

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playing nier automata after being familiar w some songs/places from final fantasy xiv is so funny to me bcs it’s like: HEY!! THIS PLACE. FROM THE SECOND NIER ALLIANCE RAID OF THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED MMORPG FINAL FANTASY FOURTEEN!!!

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#same vibes as YO THIS IS KEFKA FROM THE SIGMASCAPE RAIDS OF FINAL FANTASY FOURTEEN IN FINAL FANTASY SIX!!!!!!#it is so funny to me ... ffxiv changes the brain cells of xiv players. it. yeah. /lh #btw i'm like. stopping for now right. unfortunately i have to wait for Yeah but YEAH I'M ABOUT TO HEAD. to the forest ??#i think i'm meeting a2 soon right ... ngl my Automata Fave is nines but i have a feeling i'll lov a2 too #bcs i'm a huge fan of kaine and zero LMFAO <3 #anyways back to what this post is about #it's so funny bcs i arrived in that place and fought w adam and eve (i know their names from spoiling myself teehee)#AND I WAS LIKE YOOO THIS BLUE PLACE! I REMEMBER THIS FROM 'THE PUPPET'S BUNKER'!!#which is really funny bcs that just so happens to be the name of the alliance raid as a whole but in the actual Nier Automata it is a PLACE #that is not where you fight adam and eve. and it is not blue #funny lil gamer mind of mine just amuses me ... this is hilarious to me (i am not laughing though)

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inverse-problem · 1 year

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skimming over the fic I wrote last night and there were two lines that I initially included as jokes and then as the writing haze took over me I ended up incorporating them into the actual fic, so that's the sort of quality that I'll be putting out into the world I guess

#need to take care of some errands first before I can proofread and post it #ngl I'm Nervous bc I think parts of it are kind of hilariously bad #ah well at worst maybe it'll make someone laugh #inverse problem.txt

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donuts4evry1 · 2 years

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so guess who's in Canada now!! (Me, it's me)

Anyways, there is a whole lot of Asian stores around here so!! We finally found packaged jellyfish and I'm SO EXCITED HHDHSJ!! We are going to try and actual recipe from the European cookbook and my aunt is making Gỏi sứa (jellyfish salad) for Christmas and I'm SO SO SO EXCITED

#Need to take a picture of jellyfish tbh it has the ugliest drawing of a jellyfish ever and it's HILARIOUS #NGL I already lost track of time I used to count down the days until Christmas #Now my brain is stuffed full of jellyfish I can't even think about Christmas lol #Um #I should do a drawing if I get time #My grandma is cooking death day food on Saturday so we are having #A death day feast I'm so excited #It's been like a year since I've been to one #I should also take a picture of my grandparents' altar because it is cool as hell #Like no other Viet household I've seen goes that insane with it but my grandparents have a whole room dedicated to it #And there are lights on 24/7 #Our ancestors are pampered 😳😳#mun rambles

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woulddieforloki · 1 year

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The post abt how different nrw mobius is in the trailer and he talks a lot *headcanon that mobius is a loki variant intensifies*

oooooh 👀 hopefully a Loki variant who's gotten to use a jet ski before 🤞

#ngl i don't think that's the case #but i do think it it would be absolutely fucking hilarious #(as a bitter multishipper who has watched my fellow Lokius and Sylki shippers fight for years 😔)#because the Lokius shippers who have been all up in arms about how two Loki variants dating would be iNcEsT would suddenly be faced with #the fact that they too are shipping an iNcEsTuOuS sHiP and i like when people suffer so this would be wonderful #(this is a joke but also. not really 💀)#sorry that's not at all the point of this ask i just keep seeing Sylki antis and I'm losing my miiiind 😭😭😭#loki series #loki season two

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