#nigerian scam

[trexalicious]

Rachel is trying to silence Twin Talk and the Sidley Twins! She's managed to get everyone to back off the fact that Nigerian First Lady was speaking about her and used her name. Listen to their latest and like and support them! Then HG Tudor explains why Rachel is SPECIFICALLY targeting the Sidley Twins' small Youtube channel...must watch!!

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Give it up Sussex Sewer. Women are not attracted to feckless eunuchs.

MEgain! Stop trying to make 'lust for Harry' happen. It's not going to happen!

Fight White Power!!✊👍🏿

[exorbitant-interest]

So I send the Nigerian prince $500 and he'll release the $200K? Sounds like a great idea!

[bunjywunjy]

Hello Dear Friend.

I was in your country in 2019.I have gone through your profile and decided to go straight to the point on why i wholeheartedly contacting you.

My name is Mrs. Marion Gadsby from Thailand,Australian,79years,I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer .It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a month to live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business was my priority.

Though I am a very rich lady, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.

I Am very sick now and depends on machines to survive which I know one day one minute I will be no more , but before departing I have a fortune I will like to confined your position so that you can use it and do the humanitarian work which I failed to do when I had the grace and the time. I have willed and given to my immediate and extended family members ,but these last funds I would want to be useful to the poor and the needy. I don't trust any of my family members again because I don't think that they will deliver the fortune to the poor and needy. This is the main reason why I contacted you because I believe you will make it happen as I will instruct you in the future when the fortune is in your hands.

I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul, so I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth.

I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organizations in Bulgaria and Pakistan, but they refused and kept the money to themselves and used it to buy flashy cars and big houses in the city. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be content with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the sum of $3,000,000.00( Three Million dollars) my late husband was wealthy as an oil mogul, politician and other businesses, but he died in his private jet crash .WE CAN'T QUESTION GOD.

I will let you have 20% of his funds for your effort and time and the 80% should go to the poor and needy around you, especially those that are in war zones. Treat this message confidentially till it's done. I am waiting for your reply.

Contact me direct for more information. asikareginad@gmail.com

Mrs Marion Gasby. asikareginad@gmail.com

MRS MARION GADSBY FROM THAILAND AUSTRALIAN

[stealingpotatoes]

Your latest bounty ask gave me a fun idea:

Bounty hunter several years post ROTJ manages to get their hands on Han and turns him in to Ezra, who is still using that alias. The hunter thinks that Jabba's death was a lie and that Ezra is a crony.

Ezra "takes" the bounty because he probably shouldn't let Luke's brother in law stay kidnapped, then spends an inordinate amount of time razzing Han about it.

Which is all well and good up until the twins and Chewie show up ready to throw down in order to save Han. Ezra forgot to comm Luke about this totally hilarious coincidence, oops

ezra the second he found out jabba was dead:

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Look I want mcr5 as much as the next person but like. How are y'all genuinely believing that someone on tiktoks mom knows someones sister in laws boyfriend whos the sound tech on the new album. Are we really that gullible now. Are we forgetting that people lie on the internet.

[ramlightly]

In regards to the anon talking about Basil getting scammed online, this is why I’m EXPLAINING rule 34 to him, to protect him, you see. So he knows what to look out for. Nothing nefarious there! I am a trustworthy individual who would NEVER mislead father Basil

squints

[maretriarch]

you guys are so stupid and reactionary on purpose im so glad scammers are taking all your money whatever. god

[finitevoid]

evie has social media but shes like. an influencer. she runs a brand account on like . magicam kingstagram etc whatever we’re calling it. every post is a carefully planned ad made to boost engagement and get eyes on her work. she’s already in the pocket of half the young royals of the country but she does not care, she wants more money and she can get it through online branding #girlbossing

jay has social media but rarely posts. its only there so that when evie posts pictures of the core 4 modelling her stuff she can tag him. his pfp is a beautiful photo of him shot and edited by evie and every post is a blurry, half obscured picture of like, a cool rock he found or a bird perched on a tree with a completely unrelated caption thats like “water is wet”. he has thousands of followers due to sheer proximity to evie. he likes to incite internet arguments on purpose just so he can watch people argue

carlos has social media but he’s like, deeply pretentious about it. he refuses to make an account on any “popular” social media sites and instead spends all his time on insular communities dedicated to increasingly niche topics on half-dead and user-run blogging platforms. he learns html for the express purpose of making his blog dedicated to a thirty year old video game that nobody’s ever heard of appealing looking. if anyone has even slightly differing opinions on said video game than him he will engage in long, vicious arguments with them in order to prove his superiority. give him 5 years and he’s gonna end up in one of those “fandom retrospective” youtube videos about niche drama. he’s doxxed someone before.

mal doesn’t know what an email address is

[livinginagoddamngarbagecan]

HEY EVERY !

[[Our most deep apologies]] AB04T THAT, [The voice on the phone]] WAS A [Cancellation Word with N]IAN PRINCE THAT WANTED TO [Wire] ME HIS KROMER, BUT ME I ENDED UP [[Deal so good I'll *#-&]] HIM [[PIPIS]] INSTEAD

[fuckyeahfightlock]

I have been reporting/blocking spam to "save my family trapped in Gaz@" messages in my Ask box all morning and I am very tired.

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

So-Ho takes Nigeria on Mother's Day & w/the deception of duper's delight tried to SPIN the reality of 2 scamming grifters into a narrative that it's actually appropriate for her NOT to be mothering her caucasian invisibles in America because it's better for her to be at HOME in the MOTHERland. Only a master manipulator like THE Meghan Markled could contort so many lies into such a stupid explanation for her grifting lifestyle. 🤡

"...and although we are missing our children----we are missing our babies..."

"...it feels very appropriate to be in the MOTHERLAND..."

"...and amongst family..."

"...we cant wait to come back"

[splatoon-but-real]

Hey it's me the real marina who isn't dj hyperfresh. I need you to veemo me $250 so I can make more music. pearl is here too ello its pearl

I am Dr. Ivo Roboctonik, the cousin of Octoling, Maria Roboctinik. She was first octoling in space when she made a secret flight to orbit 18 year ago. She was on a later Octarian spaceflight, to the secret Octarian military space station ARK 10 year ago. She was stranded there when the Great Zapfish was recovered. Her other Octarian crew members returned to earth but Maria place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional supply flights to keep her going since that time. She is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 10 year since she has been on the station, she has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost 15,000,000,000 Geso. This is held in a trust at the Octo Mountain Trust Association. If can obtain access we to this money, we can place a down payment with the Octarian Space Authorities for a return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost 3,000,000,000 Geso. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my I and colleagues are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we offering you 20 percent of transferred sum, while 10 percent set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between parties in the intercourse of the transaction. You will mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedition of action as we are behind schedule to enable us downpayment. Please acknowledge receipt of this message via alternate email (ivoroboctonik@theactualoctarianarmy.oc)

Yours Sincerely

Ivo Roboctonik

[bisexualseraphim]

It’s amazing how the generation who taught us “DON’T TALK TO STRANGERS ONLINE!!! DON’T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET!!!” are the same ones who cannot to save their lives spot a fake text that is not, in fact, from FedEx and clicks links that gives away all their credit card information despite knowing full well they haven’t ordered any packages. (It’s my mother this just happened to us and I have a Migraine)

[trexalicious]

Ibble Dibble brings it! Rachel's failings and word salads of shame...

[thegreatfraud]

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To: Angel From: Huey

[txt] couple suppose to be about equal blessing and equal suffering. Ability to rely on each other.

[txt] Oh Aurelius.

[txt] What have you bought him more then headache and pain? What have you been but a burden he have to carry?

[txt] You have not formed connection. You said many times. You don't care.

[txt] But Klaus have a life. Even if you don't.

Huey delete the message. He type it out in his draft and as much as he hate him....Huey still don't wanna go this far yet.

Instead.

To: Angel

From: UNKNOWN

[txt]: I am a prince Nigeria from a another sector in need of money to pass by corrupt police man.

[txt]Please email me 1,000,000 amount of dust and i shall give you hundred time the reward once i arrive.

[txt] Please hurry my enemies coming in quick.

[txt]: Your my only hope