#nikacado avocado

[nikspurpletoes]

Kawaii Nick edit!! :3

[knataa]

NEVER thought I'd live to see the day Chuuya Nakahara and Nikacado Avocado fight for Dazai Osamu's love in tomodachi life AND for Dazai to choose NIKACADO AVOCADO over CHUUYA

yet here I am!!

[tiny-elf-of-doom]

Food stuff that would put Hannibal Lecter into a coma pt. 1

🥀🪦🥀

-Chef Bogarde ravioli

-Spaghetti O’s

-Cup Noodles (the seafood one)

-Gas station tornadoes

-Ballpark hot dogs with mustard

-White people taco night

-Cake pops

-Giant rice krispy squares

-7 Eleven or Speedway slushees

-McDonald’s filet of fish

-Skyline chili

-Velveeta cheese

-Tostitos nacho cheese

-Little Cesar’s pizza

-The Cheesecake Factory menu

-Burnett’s Vodka

-Cook’s champagne

-Barefoot merlot

-Buzzballs

-Any Hostess or Little Debbie snack cakes

-Blooming onions

-Soda that doesn’t sparkle

-Tap water (for drinking)

-A water fountain

-Dunkin donuts cold brew

-A whole ass Waffle House

-Fast food vegetarian options

-Movie theatre popcorn

-Hubba Bubba gum

-Nikacado Avocado content

-Mukbangs

-Crockpot meals

-$20 Dollar Tree groceries for the week

-Flavored lube and condoms

[feral-radfem]

Fuck Dramalez and her clique of bootlickers

Yeah, I just went and blocked her cuz I'm not going to deal with the drama she drags up literally every time she gets mentioned on my blog. And it's never necessarily in a negative light I'm just not kissing her ass and it seems like she has an issue with that. Like I'm not even going to stress. She isn't even a good person, let alone feminist.

She argues like a tra (all appeals to Authority and gross misrepresentation of the other person's argument)

constantly avoids accountability for anything she does by acting like if you have an issue with her you have an issue with the minority groups she's a part of (because you couldn't have a legitimate problem with the perfect menalez ofc)

reads and recommends porn that "is good but have to be able to overlook [its] innate rapey story" [her words and if she thinks it's good she was obviously able to look over rape and prostitution] and other porn on her radfem blog (which if she cares about children being exposed to explicit material like she claimed to over the whole Nikacado Avocado thing is weird. Not to mention this is supposedly an anti-pornography space.)

acts like an asshole around gold stars most the time

AND /apparently/ with this Opabina shit we learned she DM's minors ( which I'm definitely judging even if it's not for gross reasons an adult should know better than having private convos with unrelated children.)

She may be on her high horse, but I'm rightfully looking down my nose at her. People who like cliches like hers can do what they want though. I dont care, I don't like her, and I'm just going to ignore her from now on. She has nothing of value to say and she waste most her time trying to police the internet anyways.

[trasho-pando2011]

My friend on discord is sending me images of nikacado avocado cuz I simp for Bob Velseb 😭😭

[whatiwillsay]

i want taylor to date jameela jamil. i just want to know how that would go lmao

honestly yeah let's do it why not but only after she does a spin with nikacado avocado

[untitledinstinct]

I wish nikacado avocado wasn't so annoying.... I can't even watch him on mute.

[obsessivefangirl]

I'm sorry if I came off as fatphobic. I would never mean to police someone based off their health. I wouldn't tell a person to stop, what I was coming across was that I would be concerned for someone's health when it's like Nikacado Avocado or Tammy as I would be concerned for someone who is incredibly skinny. I do believe everyone has a right to eat and feel full and that they don't need to diet at a time that others feast. In fact, I was more responding to the person I was reblogging then the post. I would never see something saying fat people deserve food and say nah. However, I will accept what I said what harmful and internalized fatphobia. I am not trying to excuse myself, i am trying to explain my flawed thought process. I will reflect on what I've said and thought and I will change. I am a skinny person myself, and I should listen to the voices of fat people over what I think. I sincerely apologize.

[makerofmadness]

Me if you bring up nikacado avadaco one more fucking time

1: why is a grandma about to fight spongebob

2: I'm watching the nickocado avocado iceberg what do you expect

[spikeyjo]

Just saw nikacado avocados avocockdo. :(

[yoylecakey]

ok yeah minor setback on the art thing i dont have a stylus and my finger is fatter than nikacado avocado

[possibly-in-wonderland]

i was looking for another mukbanger to watch (bc not so obvious reasons, but also bc i got kinda tired of watching this chick eat nothing but king crab but like i get it bc crab is good)

and, like, apparently nikacado avocado (or however you spell his name) lost 90 pounds and is trying to turn himself around

im proud of him :)

[lapinnoirr]

Is there an actual reason why people hate Nikacado Avocado or is he just annoying?

[crinkledwrinkle]

What if Nikacado Avocado held all the souls of the dammed and canceled YouTubers in his asshole and they had to make their way out and MrBeast turned it into a video.

[kurxxedcorpxxe]

Some things to do when ur hungry🌸

- Crafts! It can be anything but I usually crochet or sculpt

-Play games! If you have a PC/Console/ETC play a game you love! I usually go for Overwatch or Cult of the Lamb. If you don’t have any of these, mobile games! I’d recommend dead by daylight, Identity V or Cookie Run, they all have lots of little achievements to get and some fun gameplay!

- Make some food you’d really love to eat, make sure it’s a long or complicated high calorie recipe. Once you’ve finished cooking and it’s plated just ruin it. Add bleach, cover it in baking soda, pour vinegar on it, add way too much salt, just make it as inedible as you can. Now you cannot eat it no matter what, the food is just disgusting to even think about tasting. **alternatively make food, portion it, and hand it out to those in need or those who are homeless in your area. It doesn’t seem like much but it’s a big help for them.

-Read a book! Horror is great imo, get a super gore filled book or read some of junko ito’s manga. Body horror grosses me out to an extent where I can have tea and whatnot but not eat.

-Make yourself a nice cup of tea. It helps you stay warm and makes you feel super cozy! One of my favorites fr

-Watch nikacado avocado. Or any mukbang but him in particular for me is horrible to just see. Or you can always watch supersize vs super skinny, it has good mealsp0 tbh.

- Exercise, go for a walk, etc. Burn some extra calories and have a lot of water!

[abandonedruinsofwinter]

nikacado avocado be a gift upon earth created to put me off eating at the 21 hr mark. thank you 🙌