Kerry I have to come scream at you because I don't want to put your fic down but I have to work in 4 minutes. Seriously everytime I have to stop reading I feel so annoyed and have a chaotic feeling 🤷🏽♀️ arghhhhhhhhj
ahahahahaaaa your comments are cracking me up. thank you for them! but also just read and enjoy it. we can talk about it later if you want ❣️
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[I think I've got some Triple-D restaurants but only Celts would use nine letters to make one sound. This is "Triple-D: Takeout." Hunter, you missed a spot.]
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reblog and tag what your FIRST favorite taylor song was!! mine was picture to burn — in the summer of 2007 my mom took our little silver cd player all around the house all the time playing debut and picture to burn was little me’s fave :)
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if you're wondering what the big deal is about the louis-philippe sentence in les misérables, it is, in the original french, 760 words long. the subject of the sentence doesn't appear until 95% of the way through, at word #711; the main verb is word #712. the sentence contains 91 commas and 49 semicolons and is almost entirely a list of laudatory adjectival phrases describing the erstwhile king of france. this is perhaps especially notable because les mis is, shall we say, not known for being particularly gung-ho about the monarchy.
this sentence copied and pasted into Word takes up more than one page single-spaced. in the 1800-page folio classique edition, it is fully two and a half of those 1800 pages. that means that les mis is 0.14% this single sentence. more of les mis is made up of this sentence than earth's atmosphere is made up of carbon dioxide (0.04%). if the page count of les mis stayed the same but every sentence was the length of this one, les mis would consist of only 720 sentences total.
incidentally, guess who named hugo a peer of france 17 years before the publication of les mis?
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screenshots from another timeline...
(website is not real)
the clearer image of the game:
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(alt under the cut) i cant stop drawing him i fucking hate him. but hes jeff the killing my art block
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Number Tournament: NINE vs THE FAST INVERSE SQUARE ROOT "WHAT THE FUCK?" CONSTANT
9 (nine)
seed: 18 (33 nominations)
class: power of three
definition: the number eaten by seven
hex 5F3759DF (// what the fuck?)
seed: 47 (9 nominations)
class: hex constant
definition: a magic number used in the fast inverse square root algorithm, a method of quickly computing 1/(sqrt(x)) very quickly first used in the source code for the game Quake III Arena (1999)
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since it’s ninety-nines birthday today… what’s better to surprise our lovely girlfriend with lying in her bed, wearing a special lingerie customized to her liking, allowing her to do whatever the hell she wants to us😜 maybe even sned her a “special” video only she can watch beforehand to get her even more turned on!!😚
I know Hella will give her a surprise birthday party for sure, the bureau would be decorated and there's cake and all kinds of party food. Every sinner participates and enjoys together with Chief, Ninety Nine may feel weird at first since I'm pretty sure she never got to celebrate her birthday this way, but it's a good kind of weird feeling and she wants it more 🥹
Oh boy, the look on her face when she comes back to her cell only to find you lying on her bed in a bathrobe, seductively winking at her. There's candles, flowers and wine all around and she wonders if it's even her cell anymore. Then the way you walk towards her, swinging your hips and dropping the robe to reveal her favorite lingerie then kiss her cheek wishing her happy birthday... Oh I just know she'd pick you up right there and slam you into the bed with full intent of devouring you 😩
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oooooooh my fucking god
like practically spitting out the lord in lord sukuna as if you're disrespectfully spitting right at his stupid fucking feet and he's so appalled and offended BUT HIS DICK STIRS IN HIS PANTS BYEEEEE
I need to degrade this man so bad. I need to humiliate him even if he kills me out of sheer embarrassment idc anymore
AHHHHeIFUHWEFIUHWEF litterally.
but tbh i was thinking like sickenly sweet praise. to the point its borderline humilation. he is about to cum and you are whispering into his ear, "cmon lord Sukuna, you can do it. will you let someone like me see you in your prettiest state?" and he gets so embaressed and mad and drheqiurhqeruhgqruhr
but degrading way is also <3333
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Oh wow so Even IS worried he could be bipolar!!!!Thank you so much for the latest chapter of one word, I think this is such a good twist to some of your fics as this time they are kinda trying to figure it out together….
I remember you once mentioning something along of the lines of not wanting to erase that part of Even from his character (sorry if I’ve worded this wrong) but it’s so appreciated that you touch on it somehow in all your writings, :)
I’ve been waiting for them for so long to realize they have an attraction to each other but now I’m just so invested in their friendship :)
yeah! and it's definitely one of the big reasons he feels so connected to june. he sees a lot of himself in her, and that includes her mental illness. i know i was really vague about it before, but i think that was me trying to avoid spoilers. they won't find out a diagnosis, but they'll continue to talk about it as a very likely possibility, and i like...headcanon? him actually having it. if i were to write a future update then it would probably be included.
i have to find that mention because yes! i never want it to define him, but it does heavily shape who he is in canon. and i like being able to use that character while also seeing who even could be at different stages of it. how does it affect him when he doesn't want to face it, how does it affect him when it's something he has learned to live peacefully with, how does it affect him when it's something he wants to hide, how does it affect him when he doesn't know it's part of him, etc. it can change you, but also you can change around it, outside of it. and a character's relationship with their mental illness can evolve. i want even to be recognizable as even while also given the range that any human with a mental illness can have in their singular lifetime.
and OH my god i kind of want to apologize for how long this is taking. it doesn't feel long when i'm writing it or rereading it because i get to do it in one sitting. but i really am dragging this out, and isak is being so stubbornly resistant to even. i'm sorry! i can't even say he's going to improve in the next chapter! we'll take one step forward but i fear it'll feel like ten steps back. he's just so scared of losing even that he doesn't want to risk the truth.
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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I love how in ASIT, Garak recieves messages from Julian, asking about how he's doing, and Garak is like, you know what, time to tell him my full life story in the form of a "modest chronicle."
And then Julian opens the message, expecting a response, and he just gets a 400 page novel in return.
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"And you wish us to STEAL this picture?"
It was magnificently said; the lawyer flushed from his hair to his collar.
-Nine Points of the Law
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Starting over.
I’ve expressed before I do not like the 50th because it took away from Nines story. He was the soldier, he experienced those horrors and he had to harden himself to do it. Now, I do like “the Night of the Doctor” which was with Eight and fits so perfectly with Nines character… so that’s the reference here. He chose to become the Ninth Doctor to get the job done but then when that was finished he was just left on his own to deal with that.
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