#ninjago Kai incorrect quotes

[everyfandomsprincess]

Kid Lloyd: Kai my old Friend!

Kai: I think you tried to kill me at some point.

Kid Lloyd: That was obviously just my was of getting to know you.

[rinkunokoisuru]

I couldn't pass this one up Love me those silly movie ninja Based on this post by @threemoonwatchers

[waterphoenix21]

Spoilers ahead!!!

I really like how in the new Dragons Rising season each RGB sibling gets a trainee (kid) of their own

I mean there's Lloyd and Arin...

Lloyd: This is my student, Arin, he's so sweet and amazing he makes me want to be a better person.

Nya and Sora...

Nya: This is Sora, she's so bright and talented she reminds me of myself when I was her age.

And then there's Kai...

Kai: This is Wyldfyre. She's got rabies.

[shadowthedragoncat]

Im a simple man

I see the word ninja

I draw ninjago

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Cole: We're kind of missing something guys.

Zane: Cohesion?

Lloyd: Teamwork?

Kai: A general sense of what we're doing?

Nya: No, we lost Jay somehow

[1-noone-1]

Lloyd, before an attack: Okay, remember that they expect a group of competent, well trained ninja

Lloyd: Which gives us the upper hand of surprise

[neteyammeowmeow]

Wu: we call this a traumatic event

Wu, looking at Kai: not a ‘major L’

Wu, looking at Jay: not a ‘lmao that sucks’

Wu, looking at Lloyd: not a ‘it is what it is’

[coffee-master]

[Warning contains Lavashipping]

How to properly confess your feelings? By Cole

[WRONG]❌️❌️❌️

Cole & Kai: *are playing video games*

Cole: Hey, Kai.

Kai focused on the game: Yeah?

Cole: I love you.

Kai still focused on the game: Yeah, yeah- me too bro. *keeps playing*

Cole: ...

[CORRECT]✅️✅️✅️

Cole & Kai: *are playing video games*

Cole: Hey, Kai.

Kai focused on the game: Yeah?

Cole: Remember cake that I bought today?

Kai still focused on the game: Yeah? You still didn't eat it? *plays the game*

Cole: No, I saved some for you.

Kai's hair are immediately on fire: *He rapidly pauses the game*

Kai looks at Cole terrified and emberassed: You left some cake for me..??

Cole looks directly at Kai: Yeah.

Kai: ....

Kai: MASTER WU! COLE IS SICK-

[kagecage]

Police: you are under arrest for riding a dragon with 7 people onboard

Lloyd: wait- did you just say 7?

Police: yes, 7 people-

Kai: WE LOST Y/N

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Cole: hey, have any of you seen my ca-

*the whole gang standing there in the kitchen eating coles cake*

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*texting*

Y/n: yknow youre really pretty Nya

Nya: aw tysm!

Y/n: howd you know i have autism

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Zane: it apears we have lost Kai

Pixel: no fear, ill find him-

Jay: I HATE Y/N!!

*from a distance*

Kai: FUCK YOU

Jay: found him

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Kai: is that a snake!?

Lloyd: WHERE.

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Y/n: nice catch cole!

Cole: im literally a ghost, i cant touch

Y/n: i know. (On the floor with a sprained ankle)

Lloyd: i told you to catch her!

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Movie!Jay: the day Cole stops listening to music is the end.

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Cole: i guess not only did Skylor steal your powers but she stole your heart!-

Kai: we’re literally in a cell Cole, nows not the time-

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A/n: have this while you wait for more fics

[beesinaskirt]

Lloyd: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Kai: Several traffic violations.

Cole: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Jay: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Zane: Also, this is not our car.

[thirdlotusprince3]

Jay: Kai has no survival skills. I’ve discovered his need to win has replaced them.

Nya: That can't be true.

Jay: Watch this.

Jay: Hey Kai, I’ll race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Kai: *Throws himself out a window*

[multiplepants]

Guys We Need More Ninjago Memes

[rinkunokoisuru]

This definitely happened off screen somewhere

Based off this post by @purpleisnotacolor

[what-a-creative-user-nana]

Kai: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Lloyd: 'Prettiest Smile' Jay: 'Nicest Personality' Cole: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Zane: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

[maraudersarethebest1]

Y/N: Hey Cole wanna hear a joke?

Cole: No

Y/N: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cole: I don't know

Y/N: To get to the idiots house

Y/N: Knock Knock

Cole: Who's there?

Y/N: The chicken

Cole:

Y/N:

Cole: I won't kill you on one condition

Y/N: What?

Cole: Go tell that joke to Kai

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Lloyd: Kai you kissed Cole!

Kai: I know

Lloyd: What do you mean 'you know??

Kai: What do 'you mean what do you mean??! It's not like you can kiss a person by accident!

Kai: Besides it's not the first time I've kissed Cole

Lloyd: What?!