#no charge

[majorbaby]

idk if anyone is saying 'repressed trapper' anymore but in addition to my thinking that that is a shallow read of him, we might also trust hawkeye on this one, because he knew trapper best.

hawkeye says of trapper, to trapper, "you were open and honest, you let me lean on you" which is the opposite of repressed.

[weepingfoxfury]

'What if it rained? We didn't care. She said that some day soon the sun was gonna shine', so sings Paul McCartney ... Pancake Day was yesterday, Valentine's Day today, Lent begins tomorrow ... none of these things are in my diary. The man on the radio plays Life Is Beautiful ... the advert tries to convince you to sign away your home, enjoy your money now because 'life never gets old' ... my hand passes across my face again and again and rests on my chin as I watch the birds through the window, imagining an old style bandstand, the raindrops hanging for a moment on the edges of its roof before they plummet and hit the ground bringing more worms to the surface. The conductor is unseen, the orchestra's numbers unknown as the birdsong dips and swells, the lost postman and I nod to one another and the music plays on ...

[ratazom]

My homunculi are currently distributing soup and toasted cheesy garlic bread to trans people around the world as a special holiday treat. The soup is a potion of +4 protection from fire, just in case.

[kaerunomonogatari]

I want to do more art but I’ve been stuck in a slump and feeling rather uninspired lately so if anyone has any art ideas or art requests I’m open to them! For free! I just wanna do art for the live of it.🎨💖

[jasontoddisbest]

CALLING ALL ROTTMNT AUTHORS (Pls read if you are insecure about your English)

Hey ok so random thought:

You know how so many writers are insecure about their English and their grammar, well what if we had assigned editors

(I'm pretty sure this already exists, but bare with me)

Like what if every writer has this one person who reads over your story and checks for grammar mistakes and spelling and its all for free, no money no nothing, just a tag and the chance to read your story before its posted

I honestly want to be this kind of person, so talk to me if you need an editor/grammar checker lmao

(I'm going to put the process of how to contact me if you want to down below)

DM me and tell me the main focus plots of your story

not necessarily spoilers but the basics (sfw or nsfw; what ship; hc or oneshot; maybe a few plot points)

I not do character x OC by the way (no hate, just bad at it)

pls send in the story after i say i will help

pls send me the story AFTER you wrote it or send a part of it

(^Maybe you can send part of it, and while I edit it, you can write the next part?)

(^^We'll figure it out)

I will edit it on google docs, then I will copy and paste, and DM the edited version to you so you can see if you like it

I will not change any plot points at all (unless you want me too)

pls DM me any other questions ty!

Feel free to reblog lmao

[officialyourdailyinspiration]

No Charge Shirley Caesar | Runtime: 3mins 29secs

[187um-killa-trill]

Future - No Charge

[legolonia]

Norm Alguy.

Let’s go Eddie. The store has old batteries and they’re free of charge.

[mikey-ways-dogshit-bread]

If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

[payasita]

boss makes a dollar I make a dime

flat top grill penis on company time

[majorbaby]

“on a good day he collects 50 or 60 smiles” and then “no charge”

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

[vamprisms]

hate when streaming services are like.... you can now pay cinema prices to watch new releases at home! not to show my age but if i am watching it on my tv set then it's free??? you think you're an equal to big picturehouse? with no big screen? no big pop corn? you want to charge cinema price to show me a movey in my own house? Honour demands i kill you btw

[skipppppy]

No offence but I feel like some people got a little too comfortable with telling people to touch grass and swung all the way round to just straight up shaming anyone who might have a less active social life than them to feel better about themselves. “She should be at the club” was a really funny meme until people started acting like fucking middle school bullies towards people who don’t go out with their friends a lot. All those drinking/drugs/sex milestone polls were fun to engage with until it became a wierd circlejerk making fun of people who haven’t done those things before. People on twitter are once again dogpiling someone for wanting queer social spaces that don’t revolve around alcohol or loud music and telling them it’s their own fault for not having friends.

Like I get that nightclubs and sex have strong ties to queer culture and are often the first targets in the hellscape of respectability politics. It’s important we remember our roots and protect these spaces from conservative scrutiny. I mean that. They are important. But just on a surface level it seems like people are starting to see having an inactive social life as some kind of moral failing which…it’s not. I feel like an insane person for feeling like I have to say this on the fucking queer autism website but like. You aren’t inherently a bad person if you don’t have friends. You aren’t “falling behind” if you haven’t had your first kiss in your 20s or never done drugs. The real world isn’t a movie. And if you see someone who doesn’t go out much and instinctually think “wow what a terminally online loser. I bet their social life sucks because they’re a sheltered creep and not because of systemic barriers beyond their control” you need to have a long hard look at why you feel that way.

There are very real barriers that prevent isolated people from finding community and connection. Do you think you’re superior for being able to breach them? Time, money, sobriety, accessibility, none of those factors were a problem for you, so it shouldn’t be for them, right? Right?

[dirt-mccracken]

As much as I want to be a wholly joyous about the fact that Henry Kissinger is finally fucking dead, as he deserves... There's a lot of me that can't help being upset with. With the fact that he lived to 100 years old. He got better medical care, better housing, and a better, more stable life for those 100 years than billions on this planet ever going to see and he did it specifically through exploitation, state sanctioned murder, and lies. He lived to 100 years comfortably on a legacy of violence that rarely threatened his personal comfort. I want to be joyous that he's finally dead, because the world IS better with him dead, but the reality is he won a long time ago.

[allskywalkerswhine]

in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda