#no context to this

[hammerbonk]

Yes the internet is dogshit and hellfire but also I’ve met so many lovely people on here who have impacted me in so many little ways. Love you all :)

[gradient-joe]

ETHICAL DILEMMA: Gerbo and Bugbo want to hang out with you in separate areas, but they are both watching and will know who you pick

what do you do

[iscariotapologist]

making out with god would fix me

[girls-kissing]

i’m on my hands and knees crying

[demonicangxl]

[handbagman]

when you give your ocs backstories that will permanently ruin their life and they fire back

[herbgerblin]

Something something, tumblr's only joke

ID: An illustration of a small flower fairy flying next to a walrus. The fairy points with one hand to the left and the other to the right, saying, "I'll try these doors, you try those, and maybe we'll find someone who can help!" The walrus replies, "Okie dokie." End ID

[sleepyyghostt]

inspired by the scariest words my dm has ever said to me and the subsequent coolest (AND SCARIEST) scene of my life

[crehador]

so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant

[outofcontextdiscord]

[cahootings]

“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me

[bamsara]

"the 'power of love' trope is such an overused and cliche gimmick" i do not care i will love it always and forever. love prevails and explodes the enemy

[exoflash]

a concerning amount of witchblr will be like "um actually new years was stolen by europeans from the ancient god scroobus mcdoobus" and then you actually try to research scroobus mcdoobus and it turns out he was invented in the 1940s by a conspiracy theorist who powdered every meal with ketamine and thinks that queer people are reincarnated fish

[bixels]

Baffled.

[aleatoryw]

getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification

[pealeii]

having a blorbo is like. he’s in my head. he’s in there. crawlin around. don’t know how to get him out of there. there he is.