#no king no king lalalalalala

[sovaharbor]

being a brave boy by playing a new game (ck2) and just Playing without understanding anything. much like i started playing rimworld. growth

[ohanny]

i finally got to sit down and enjoy so here is cutie pie 2 you episode 3 reaction/recap mess :'D

ok i just typed it into youtube search bar and i saw the 3/4 thumbnail of nuer and syn and am screaming already so that's great

zee's hands are large and i am not sure what i should do with this information

kuea exactly how big of a dumb dumb do you feel like right now?welcome to being an adult, where you can have both marriage and a career wow

i am so glad lian is so chill like yes king, communicate, explain to this dumb dumb we are out of high school (also i am glad this is like a 4 episode arc because you know if this was a full 12 episode season this drama would have been milked for hours)

zee's jawline makes me feel things and stuff

kuea is an adorable baby though, practicing his stage presence

lian and yi ahahahaha

WHEN ARE WE GETTING TAEKWONDO MASTER KON DIAO PLS

bitches do love a good montage. i am bitches.

will these two ever get any cooking done on these counters

oh they are actually planning a barbie dream wedding together. this is such character development. but nooo, is kon diao out of a job now? YOU DID GREAT SWEETIE

lian is working double time being both a dad and a daddy, someone give this man a raise

kuea: i am saving myself for marriage

lian: while i respect your decision, i will make it very difficult

that is going to be one cold shower

whoever swoops max's hair like that also needs a raise

diao: we are so early we're lucky the employees got here first

yi: lian commented on me being late once so now i have the neurotic need to add all potential events from a mechanical breakdown to car sex into the estimated travel time

diao: why are u like this?

diao: i'm just a babyyyy

yi: when did i ever scold you

diao: *whips out a receipt so long you'd think we're watching one of those extreme coupon-ing shows*

wayyyy to change a subject yi

to be fair, if he said my name in the "nong diao" tone i would marry his scolding (hot) ass and red flag trust myself to change this man for the better over time

still holding onto a hope of a grey's anatomy wedding switcheroo :')

diao lowkey pissed about the most unromantic proposal ever

i am not looking at poppy's thighs i swear

when has foei ever been okay lol

the way i thought kuea was wearing taylor swift "blank space" merch for a second there hahahaha

lmfao these two literally have zero clue about what is going on in their own wedding

lian: yi will be here soon

yi: has been there for 5 hours at this point

diao you smol boba ball alskdlaaslkdfj

syn has a cute pout and bangs that tickle his eyeballs and i will literally physically fight anyone who says one bad word against him. i don't care he's fictional. he is my precious.

literally everyone at this wedding:

foei knows he done fucked up and oh my god, diao officially pulls the best disgusted faces in this show. mention mustard yellow and he looks like you killed his dog.

OH MY GOD DID THEY REALLY JUST PUT NUER AND SYN AT A KID'S TABLE IN THE BACKGROUND?! THE INJUSTICE!

look at these boys actually participating in planning their own wedding the day before

lian: fix this or you are fired

kuea: babe <3

foei: i love how my financial security is a joke to you all

NUER AND FLOWERS pls it is a crime this couple gets no attention because obviously they be coupling better than anyone

WHY IS DIAO AIR SWIMMING OUT OF THE SHOT WHAT IS GOING ON AHAHAHA

nuer and syn making up excuses to ditch their friends as if they would notice if they suddenly disappeared at this point ◔_◔

i love how yi is just like that's it, i don't want to be sober anymore

OOOH so they didn't just wanna fuck this is a bachelor party, yes yes, i get it now :D

kuea surprised his best friends showed up at his wedding like did you actually invite anyone?!?! how?!?!?!

nuer: i am healed

syn: and i am honest lalalalalala

are you even besties (derogatory) if you don't do synchronized wine sipping at an abandoned pool on the eve of a wedding and express your emotions in the most businesslike manner ever?

again, i do not have eyes and thus am incapable of noticing max's thighs

EVEN THEIR TOES ARE ANGLED IN A PERFECT MIRROR IMAGE

lian: i am the happiest man on the planet right now

yi: lol let me try and change that

THEY FLUFFED MAX AND GAVE HIM STUBBLE :)))))

oh yi you need therapy

not nuer and syn and their evening prayers and a pillow wall because of course there is only one bed and no blankets because why would there be

me: you know he can't just kiss it better every time

diao: shhh

ooooh, early season one confident gay nuer making a bold comeback

biting my first, screaming, crying.... you have no idea how excited i am about tutor and yim having their own series

YIM LOOK AT YOU *jumps out the window*

damn nuer, you and your... lessons ˙ᵕ˙

so when is their show dropping anygays? asking for a friend.

STOP INTERRUPTING THEM FOR COMEDIC EFFECT YOU COWARDS

ooooooh just casually stargazing here, by the ocean, on a blanket nailed down with lit candles as one does, like a sexy fire hazard

yes, lian is making this waiting for our wedding thing very hard

also zee is like a schrödinger's twink or something because give that man a polo and he looks like a stiff wind could knock him over but have him take his shirt off and suddenly it is laundry day helloooooooo

how on earth can all these people unbutton shirts one handed like what is this skill and on which level of gay do i unlock it???

lian: can i play with you instead?

kuea: hiaaa

gravity: oops ◔w◔

as someone who has done it on a beach let me tell you no amount of blanket will protect you from sand. anakin skywalker hated it for fucking REASON so for once i am going to say keep those pants on, it is not worth it

yes. you do not want a chafed raw booty crack for your actual wedding night.

okay i said you can have a marriage and a career but if i had zee promising to make me the happiest person in the world i would straight up forget cosmic-exo hahahahaha

oh. my. god. they will be in the rain. wet.

... WAIT A FUCKING SECOND.

WEREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO SEE PERTH IN THIS?

DID I HALLUCINATE THE TEASER AT THE END OF THE LAST EPISODE?

SHOW PERTH YOU COWARDS!

[klapollo]

no king no king lalalalalala

[mosviqu]

reboot review 🔴

okay so i am fucking FINALLY listening to the cb and WHY IS BONA BONA SO FUCKING GOOD IM GONNA LOSE IT THE CHORUS ??? RHE INTRO ????? THE VOCLAS ??? THE WHOLE VIBE OF THE SONG ????? NOISE MUSIC DONE SO WELL OHMYFUCKING GOD I LOVE THIS AND ALSO THE GUITARS TOWARDA RHE END 2000/10 ARE U KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEEE. i want your love - ohmyfucking god a motherfucking BOP jeongwoo's vocals im losing it JIHOON oh god the chorus is so ass shakingly good hyunsuk im gonna fold in half. junkyu's vocals are so tasty in here also ASAHI SIR ??? 30/10. this song makes me wanna jump from my bed and shake ASSSSS the bridge THE FUCKING BRIDGEEEEE !!!!!! Run - the intro reminds me of disconnected by 5sos for some reason but omg such a good feel song it has very much treasure vibes. Junkyu eats every song he sings doesnt he and so does jeongwoo his vocals are so good AH this song also has seventeen vibes and its amazing JIHOONS VOICE IN THE CHORUS AND RHEN HYUNSUK BRINGING OUT THE YG VIBES THE RAP VERSE IS SO DELICIOUS omg asahi baby :,) im gonna tear up this is so serotonin my babies i:(((((( LALALALALALA OHMYGOD FUCKING IT UP !!! JIHOONS HIGHNOTE !!!!!!!!! HA HA HO CANT CONTROL ??????? THE ENDING ????????? MATCHES THE AMOUNT OF SEROTONIN AND WILL TO LIVE I FELT WHEN I FIRST HEARD THE CHORUS OF HELLO. THIS SONG IS MY MFING LIFELINE. yall already know how i feel abt move so we are. moving on. goat is playimg now omg rap unit im gonna lose my shit hyunsuk your dick is so big OKAY HARUTO I HEAR U. I AM LISTENING. I AM SEATED. KING YOSHI YOUR FLOW !!!!!!! the yg vibes are very strong in this one. hyunsuk was born to do this. all his parts ate left no crumbs absolutely devoured. stupid - ohmygod we are pulling out an acoustic guitar you already know im hooked. jaehyuk your voice i >:( asahi >:(( im so proud of my boys. jihoons voice is so sweet in this song i love him so much he is the loml. the chorus !!!! THE CHORUS !!! idk what theyre singing abt but the melody is so sweet and cute HYUNSUKS PART i love the instrumental of this song so much. DOYOUNG DOYOUNG DOYOUN DOYOIN DOYOUNH YOUR VOICE I AM???????????????????????? GIVE MY OY MORE PARTS I AM BEGGING YALL. oh jihoon i love u so much. the wheee at the end :((((( my boys :((( the ending is so yg core enthusiasm i love it. the way to - omg a ballad. yall already know i hate ballads i get so bored but lets get to it. junkyu eating as always thats our main vocal right there. JIHOON?????????? JIHOOOOOOONNNNNM??????? SINCE WHEN DID HE HAVE THIS IN HIM. jeongwoo yes i am seated. lets see if this is building into something here the vocals are truly beautiful however. jihoon i am in love with you. his vocals. his fucking voice. im in tears i am so proud of him. definitely not a song id listen to but its so pretty and the vocals are amazing i cannot i am so beyond proud of them and yes i know i keep talking abt jihoon but i am so rucking proud of him and his vocals he jas grown so much and gotten sm better and :((((((( anyways. wonderland - right off the bat european summer type of song youd hear playing at the pool. BIG summer vibes. jihoon why are u YELLING. omg waves!!!! omg was that doyoung just now. bc if so....wow. yoshi's parts ALWAYS EAAAATTTTT i love this song its so good and fresh. b.o.m.b. omg the vibes the vibes the VIBES. WHO is singing rn was that jeongwoo???????? pretty ass tone. this song is very VERY treasure. uniquely treasure. Like even if i didnt know this was treasure ID KNOW its treasure. once again very very feel good. junkyu this is your era. not entirely my vibe of song but i appreciate it nonetheless. lovesick - this song makes me wanna SWAYYYYYY from left to right. something abt this song is very weirdly czech and i fuck with it. the vibe once again is very summer at the lake. i love it a LOTTT haruto's voice omg?? also very treasure song. yoshi baby i love u <333

my top 3 are definitely BONA BONA (har top 1 i wanna fuck this song its the type of song i need to blast on full volume while zooming on a highway), run and i want your love this song is so good it makes me forget how lowkey ugly and underwhelming the concept pics were

[sakuraswordly]

Announce6

(Below conversation: Source original idea are from Tales of Xillia 2 and Fate/Extra ccc)

Kotomine: Rejoice, girl. We have just received rare, valuable new stock.

Gilgamesh: Wait, Hakunon! There is one thing I must ask you. That dish that you just purchased, is that something for you to use yourself, or is it for me?

*trot trot*  *munch munch*

Gilgamesh: I already told you. Don’t eat too much of it, all right? If by any chance you become accustomed to the flavour and make it a staple of your diet, I will cut off my contract with you, understand?

Hakunon: But you also like the spicy thing too, so why don't you want to eat some?

Gilgamesh: NO, THANKS! Why in the world do I need to eat this anyway? That Spicy food, Mapo Tofu, it can make me trigger abdominal pain!

Hakunon: I heard from BB that you like Chili Dog, is that true?

Gilgamesh: Oh? That AI spied on me. Heh, she sure licks her chops all the way around, doesn’t she? I will answer if you want to know, but are you prepared? Do you still want to hear it?

Hakunon: Not a SG again....Umm....

Gilgamesh: Heh! I'm just joking. I'm telling you then, my master.

Hakunon: So you’re just going to start on your own after all that?!

Gilgamesh: Had a problem?

Hakunon: No....Sir....Giling....

Gilgamesh: I still remember stealing that Chili Dog from my brother and that was super delicious. Actually, I can eat Mapo Tofu and many spicy things. Punch really like to eat these, especially Wasabi. You know, you remind me of Punch a lot. You have to see how Punch puts Mabo Curry, Mapo Tofu and Chili Dog together and eats a mouthful.

Hakunon: What?! Eats a mouthful?! With Wasabi?!

Gilgamesh: Punch eats a comically large amount of food. Miles Prower and my best friend(Enkidu) also eat a comically large amount of food too. Punch was true to attain greatness as a poison-taster. If Punch was here, she can totally eat all of Elizabeth's cooking without dying.

Hakunon: Dying?! *Glup*

Gilgamesh: That's why you did a praiseworthy feat back then, Hakunon, I will say this only once. You have shown me that you truly possess human strength worthy of one who would be my Master. You may rest in peace.

Hakunon: Hey! I'm not dying yet?!

Gilgamesh: Good Girl, good girl.

Hakunon: I’m not a baby!!

Gilgamesh: Believe me, you are the lucky girl who doesn't have to taste Ereshkigal's cooking and Arche's cooking. That was the worst of hell dish I ever taste in my life.

Hakunon: Gil. Who's Miles Prower?

Gilgamesh: Sonic's little brother. I think he still can hear me somewhere in this.

Hakunon: But in the epic, there wasn't a name "Sonic" in it.

Gilgamesh: That was the epic of Gilgamesh not the story of Punch Whalen.

Hakunon: Oh! King of Heroes, Punch Whalen! She was very great! BB also like her story too. That reminds me. How does Mr Sans even eat?

Gilgamesh: His mouth is literally being eaten by Toby Fox.

Hakunon: Ha???

BB: What in the world he's talking about?! Who is Sonic? Is he really Gilgamesh's brother? And why my senpai is happy?! Is she really going to eat all that?!

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At Babylon Ziggurat( Tsofph Season 11(Chapter1 Secret Truth of the Past))

Pit: Sorry! That's a secret between big brother Peter and big sister Punch. Isn't that right, Enkidu?

Gilgamesh: What's going on? Did something happen?

Punch: Sorry. That's on a need-to-know basis. Lalalalalala

Gilgamesh: Tch! Suit yourselves! As if I really care anyway. Talk about annoying partners.

Pit: He figured out we’re partners!

Gilgamesh: Huh? Is that your little secret?

Pit: No! And strictly speaking. We're family!!

Gilgamesh: Ha. Well now I know that secret too, don't I?

Pit: Hey, you tricked me, you meanie! This is why you can't get a partner!

Gilgamesh: Who asked you? I'd rather be alone anyway!

Punch: Huh....

Enkidu: Uh-huh

Gilgamesh:Tch, I don’t need your pity! I am the king I can live by myself without any companies!

Peter: Heh

Gilgamesh: What are you laughing about?!

Peter: OW!

Gilgamesh: You guys really are annoying.

Enkidu: King Gilgamesh's mouth does not match his heart.

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        The good news is Punch's cooking is not the same as Alphen in Tales of Arise. Punch can eat the kind of food that Alphen likes too example, Wasabi, Sashimi and Mabo Curry.

King Gilgamesh also have the power of good luck. Because King Gilgamesh was not completely human so he don't have to eat like other humans. But his cooking is kinda weird sometimes similar to Dohalim's doing in Tales of Arise.

At least King Gilgamesh's cooking becomes delicious just like in ドラマCD　「Fate/hollow ataraxia」あるいは怪物という名の食卓 + ノーマネーノーライフ バゼット=サン(He wins again Emiya's cooking and Gilgilman's North Wind Tablecloth?! What is that??!)  Don't worry, Sonic won't cook something weird like King Gilgamesh do in Tsubasa of Phantasia. Sonic is a good cook, but it's best not to be in the kitchen when he's cooking. He gets pretty impatient and easily distracted while cooking, which can be disastrous but in Tsofph's story, his food turns out to become delicious even do it randomly and doesn't match the recipe that he will make.

Source: https://www.sonicthehedgeblog.com

Source: https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog

Gilgamesh is a good cook in the same way too, randomly and doesn't match the recipe that he will make. Punch too but her cooking is the best like Watanuki's cooking and Mint Adenade's cooking.

Source: xxxHolic Vol.14

Amy mentions that Shadow is calm more than Sonic when Amy comes to teach new recipes for cooking. In Tsubasa of Phantasia, Shadow still learning to cook soup with Amy.

Punch, Sonic and Gilgamesh also love to eat something sweet and cold but because Spicy food doesn't have as many genres as dinner and dessert. Chili Dog become their favourite food. If these three eat Spicy food Mapo Tofu, they will be fine. Gilgamesh believe that he's strong but when Mapo Tofu come into his body he feels pain but not hurt like other humans, that's why he tries to avoid Mapo Tofu. He doesn't want to feel pain, which annoys him.

Contiune from Why you name it ”Tsubasa of Phantasia”?

My real purpose for making Tsubasa of Phantasia is to want to spread what people don't know Unable to access or pay for copyright accessible. For me as a person who has never had a computer and has never been abroad, just go to the library. There are only libraries and small schools where I can enter the world and learn about the whole world. Even if it's not much before having my computer and entering college. For many users, I don't serious and don't care about likes, shares, reblogs, followers on Tumblr or becoming famous in the future. Because I entered university, I realized how much people in the past tried, including even scientists, let people know the truth of the world and help people. But in the end, because of economic competition, They, therefore, failed despite their lives, both good and bad. So why don't I make a cartoon or comic and sell it for money and make it for free? despite knowing that it will be copied. I know what Disney really want to do too but they can't because of economic competition. They don't have their true freedom to do what they want, they are not children or students anymore.They have to fight with a group of sly people who are selfish and slanderous. (like me who got hit. Everyone in one life has to encounter is normal.) I want tribal people or other provinces to know about this too. if selling comics will never reach them because of this era, everything must be spent. Even though it's ridiculous because some countries are not at peace and have to fight all the time. As for me, I still don't know what my life will be like. If you don't see me continuing the comic then something has happened to me. I should thank J. K. Rowling for making Harry Potter. The world with magic, because of her too, I finally know what I want to do with my talent in addition to being an engineer or an adult. There are other reasons why I made this comic but later. Because some stories should not be told because after a while they have their ideal ideas. I don't want more than this. I use a computer to help me check my English grammar.(Below Spoiler)

Spoiler: Punch, Sonic and Gilgamesh don't have gender in Tsubasa of Phantasia. Also, Punch and Gilgamesh didn't wear underwear. You will understand why Sonic didn't wear any pants.

[danikindofwrites]

How would the ROs react to a MC that’s what to a world with no nobles no kings or queens basically no people who think their lives have more value than others just because they are rich have a special last name or wearing a metal hat

Ohh! So a MC that doesn't want a hierarchy at all is actually really close to a scenario that you can get with MC in The Rising Night, so this is a very interesting ask to work with!

Enoc Castellon He doesn't agree entirely. He believes that there is a time and a place for people to have status when they are needed to make the difficult decisions a community can't. He also knows firsthand about the hierarchy that doesn't take the people's issues to mind and rule selfishly and agrees that they should be taken out to provide a better future for the people as a whole. Enoc is for democracy and believes that communities should have more control in their own decisions and believes that the nobility should be lessened, but Enoc would actively argue with an MC who thinks that there should be no rulers, it would certainly cause some tension between the two of them and Enoc would try to convince MC of the necessity of it.

Wilorin Whitespire They disagree almost entirely. They don't trust people to make the best decisions without someone above them in status, they have seen too many people make the wrong call to believe that people wouldn't end up harming each other without a hierarchy to govern them. If MC ever brought up the idea that there should be no nobility they would pull out the stops and show every grueling and horrific piece of evidence they have and have experienced that people can't be trusted to themselves for what they would do to each other with no regulation and no law from a hierarchy. So it's not that they like nobility, far from it, it's that they believe that it is a necessary evil.

Eowulf Rit Lechlen Surprisingly Eowulf agrees with the idea almost wholeheartedly. She and her family were once Gahliarchen nobility, but they have been manipulated, used and then exiled when they were no longer necessary as a cog in the machine and so among other things Eowulf sees it as nothing but corrupt. She would entirely be on MC's side in saying that there should be no hierarchy and actively pursues such notions, she doesn't hold back either in her distaste for it and will openly say it to anyone, even those of status themselves. She makes it her business to tear them down and would be thrilled if MC was also of the same mindset.

Sigunn Mlane It's not something they like to talk about. As much as they don't like being a neutral party and would rather express their opinion, as a bard they are literally trained to not interfere with matters of politics. A bard's duty is to write down the accurate history around them as it is seen as holy and unable to be tampered with, so even if they had an opinion of whether there should be rulers or not is not up to them to discuss actively, leaving them in a very passive position. Sigunn is sometimes seen as taking Eowulf's side since they are her and her families personal bard, but if they were to discuss such things with MC it would be a very dodgy conversation, and if MC were to do anything about it, they legally could not interfere.

Belos They have no love for the nobility. Due to personal reasons from their past, they rather despise them. While they do not actively search out ways to do anything about it they have no qualms as an assassin taking out those in the hierarchy after being a part of some of the underhanded business of the nobility firsthand. That being said, they also understand that it was a noble- Rowul to be exact, that also saved them from that past. If MC were to want a world without hierarchy though, he'd simply ask them to point him in the direction of who they'd want taken care of first.

Rowul Wayvir They did not start as nobility themselves, their family worked their way through the ranks from simple merchants. But because of things that they know, and keep close to the chest, they certainly do not like it. They use their status to get where they need to be in order to change the hierarchy from within like a slow spreading poison, sometimes even choosing to be the reason why people don't like nobility to begin with to enforce that change from the people. They know it is hypocritical of them sometimes, but they know that their end goal is more important then a few judgements. An MC who believes such things is right up their alley and would see it as the perfect piece in the political game, they would not always say aloud that they agree with MC, but they would surely show it through their actions.

[joybringerjolly]

Fakers!

Hierarchies are fake, and expectations are also fake. They’re extrinsic self-impositions, not something you’re born with/for. You always have a choice of whether or not you agree with them, even if survival demands one’s obedience/adherence to some of them for however long one needs to. Do your best to change conditions for the better, as much as possible. Help yourself, help everyone. Refuse to participate in any senseless cruelties. Hatred harms the self and the target of one’s ire.

[mod-izuru]

...can we see Kiyotaka kinnies? 👀

God thank you to who sent this, an idea has been in my head for a while.

🛑Kiyotaka🛑

Kiyotaka kinnies: *struggling to make everything perfect* Hugh, hugh, I'm coming, King Julian!

Kiyotaka kinnies: *everything seeming fine* Lalalalalala-

Something: *goes wrong*

Kiyotaka kinnies: AAAAAA-

[ourimpavidheroine]

Wait a minute. It's heavily implied that Qi has killed people. Is that true? And how does their family feel about this?!?!

Well, it hasn’t been implied at all that they killed their first man at nine years old. To be fair, they were being sold to him at the time and was beyond terrified and acting in desperate self-defense. Killing him wasn’t the goal, the goal was to get away. It just happened. They told this story to Kya and it was a true one.

In terms of killing others...well. Yeah.

I mean, it’s mentioned several times how lethal they are. Rumors Abound. Juziya alludes to it to Qi’s face, in fact. And informs them that they can’t sneakily murder Hiro Mononobe in the night because that shit don’t fly in the Fire Nation.

I was not fucking around when I wrote that. I can tell you, straight up, that Qi full out assassinates someone pretty damn important during the Dreaded Royalist Fic. (That’s the one Juziya is talking about.)

Now, it isn’t always murder. Sometimes it’s a friendly little revenge maiming. Something I’ve never written but have always known is that Qi took one of The Viper’s fingers off for crushing Wu’s hand the way he did. We do know that Qi beat the living shit out of Kenji for what he did to Wu after sexually assaulting him. (And the only reason teenage Qi doesn’t kill him is because LoLo intervenes, but they were younger then, more reckless, more furious at the world.)

Listen, we all love Qi. And Qi loves their family and is completely and utterly devoted to them. Qi would never hurt the innocent, that’s not their thing. Nor would they murder someone who had fucked over their family in, say, a financial matter. (Oh, they certainly might threaten them. Maybe give them a little permanent reminder not to fuck over the Hou-Tings or the Beifongs again. I mean, that’s just a given.)

But if you put their family in danger? 

You’re done. 

How does their family feel about it? Dude, Wu is a Hou-Ting, the former Earth King. His entire family line is neck-deep in blood. They had their own elite bending secret service, for crying out loud. If anything, Wu expects Qi to take care of that kind of thing without involving him. They have that understanding together.

Mako is...eh. You know, Mako has some pretty sketchy morality of his own, something I also think bothers a lot of fans. I mean, yeah sure he left the Triads on his own steam and all but I never thought, based on canon, that he did that because he suddenly saw the Error Of His Triad Ways. More like a)he wanted Bolin out of the Triads because Mako absolutely, canonically, runs interference for his brother and b)he thought taking up pro-bending was going to satisfy his need for security, stability and recognition better than the Triple Threats were. In my mind, if Zolt had made it worth his while, Mako would have stayed with the Triple Threats. I don’t think Mako goes out of his way to commit crimes or anything - and I do think he became a cop because in his mind, justice is paramount, even if his particular brand of justice is clearly street justice - but I don’t think he’d clutch his pearls if Qi took care of something that needed taking care of. I think he’d put his hands over his ears, chant lalalalalala and just put it out of his mind, the way Mako handles a lot of shit in his life, canonically speaking.

I don’t think either Zhi or Meili really grasp quite how dangerous Qi really is, and Qi is glad to keep it that way. Naoki knows, but Naoki is Naoki, she’s a weapon herself, so she gets it. Sayuri will absolutely know because a)she has a lot of contact with Zip (something else I haven’t really written about although it is in my head) and b)she frankly adores and idolizes her mother and Qi can do no wrong ever in her eyes. Also, Sayuri’s morality is most certainly a pretty dingy gray. So there’s that.

Lin knows how lethal Qi is. Who was the one to give them their first knives and send them to Yumi? Dude. She might have been the police chief but she’s also Toph Beifong’s daughter. Lin has never backed down from truths that might be ugly to others. She knows. Who do you think taught Qi how to be discreet and past the long arm of the law? Look, we all know that like her mother, Lin is not exactly squeaky clean when it comes to the law, despite her job. 

LoLo knows and does not care. He loves Qi as if they were his own child (and in some ways they are). Don’t say one negative thing about Qi to him. Just don’t.

[noblessejess]

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DAVID: [crosstalk] Trexel! Trexel!

TREXEL:  ♪ Dancing with their dancing toys! Because— ♫

DAVID: [crosstalk] Trexel!

TREXEL:  ♪ —sales is on, and sales is high— ♫

DAVID: We don't have time for a full number!

TREXEL:  ♪ —and it is time for sales-y time! And sale will win the sale-y thing, [DAVID: T-Trexel!] and the thing will swim in the lake of thing— ♫

DAVID: TREXEL!

TREXEL:  ♪ And the time is happening now! ♫ [pause] SALES TIME!

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DAVID: …all kicking has to be done with golden shins!

TREXEL:  Yes, yes! And you have to pay the kicking tithe!

DAVID: Yes!

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ I want to kick, pay the kicking tithe! I want to stay alive, so I pay the big mouse god the kicking tithe! So I may live! ♫

DAVID: Yes, exactly that! Right, so kicking tithe. What else is here… uh, uh, nauseous! Every time you feel nauseous that’s—

TREXEL:  ♪ Pay the nauseous tithe! I want to stay alive, [David sings along] so I pay the naughting nauseous tithe— ♫ Oh, and it all just fits into the same rhyme scheme, David!

DAVID: Right. Okay, okay, right! So they want to be a mouse concubine, so, so some kind of body transmogrification tithe!

TREXEL:  ♪ Body transmogrification tithe! I transmogrify to stay alive! To become a mouse! A mouse of my god, because I've got this hot mouse bod! ♫

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DAVID: Oh Board, what is going on? Wait. [hyperventilating a little] Has somebody found out about my permissions? Have I been locked out? Oh, I knew I shouldn’t have secretly recorded more editions of [singing badly] ♪ David’s… fact corner! ♫

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TREXEL: That's a coquettish hat. [sings] ♪ Oh, yeah! Coquettish man in a coquettish hat. Ooh! Where'd you get that hat? [DAVID: From-from David.] Baby! [DAVID: Well, you made it.] Got it from my imagination. Made it on this space station! ♫

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TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Frost Bees and Legalese. Who will win? The Legalese will. ♫ That—

DAVID: I hope so, otherwise we're in—

TREXEL: That's a theme tune and you can keep it.

DAVID: Okay.

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TREXEL: When you're dealing with beings from all over the universe, [DAVID: Mm-hmm.] some of them are going to eat you, David! You have to get this in your thick head! [DAVID: Oh.] [sings] ♪ Some of the clients want you dead. In the head, in the head. The clients will murder you if they can. Don't go off of the plan. If you learn these lessons three, you'll be fine and stay with me. Meeee-EEEE! Trexel who's alive. ♫ You see?

DAVID: Right.

TREXEL: They sing that to children, David, [DAVID: Okay] so I'd hope you'd understand!

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TREXEL: [sings] ♪ It's the— ♫

TREXEL and DAVID: [sings] ♪ —butter box. ♫

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ It really cuts you off from the buttery animals you want to be. Fear us, fear us, now you flee. ♫

DAVID: Okay. Uh, right.

TREXEL: [sings, kind of] ♪ Butter box! ♫

DAVID: The butter box.

TREXEL: Trademarked by Trexel Geistman.

DAVID: Okay.

TREXEL: Hog played by David 7.

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TREXEL: And I'm going, [bells jingle throughout] [sings] ♪ "meow meow meow, I'm a little kitty cat, and I'm doing something I shouldn't do. Is that milk mine? No, that milk's not mine, but I'm gonna lap it up all the same. Oh, I've been caught! My hackles are raised. I've tried to run away. No, I'm sliding on a floor! This floor is so slick, and I've hit a wall. Yes, I've hit it." ♫ And then I murder the puppet.

DAVID: What?

TREXEL: Because that's what they like, cat videos and murder.

DAVID: Okay.

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DAVID: So, go on! Take it! Take it up to your "high ground" where you're "trying" ever so hard. And I'll just stay languishing down—

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Lucy— ♫

DAVID: And I'll just stay la—

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Lucy, I can see— ♫

DAVID: And I'll just stay languishin—

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ You're so beautiful to me. ♫

DAVID: Okay, it's no longer about me anymore, is it?

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Oh, Lucy! The angles we shall take,

        Measurements real and fake.

        Together we

        Will measure the

        Sweet world we have— ♫

DAVID: I thought that was it.

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ In our grasping hands.

        Drawn in bonds

        Such binding bands.

        You and me

        Luuuuu-uuuu-uuuucy! ♫

DAVID: Yeah, it also does lil' spirals.

TREXEL: I love her.

DAVID: Great.

TREXEL: I love my new graph friend, David. Thank— thank you. 

        [sings] ♪ Lucy, through the dewdrops we do dance.

        Lucy, in the meadow we'll prance.

        Lucy, take me by your corners,

        Don't hold back,

        I'm not a hoarder.

        You're the only graph friend I have. ♫

DAVID: That's not very kind to Percy.

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Since I lost my greatest friend,

        A childhood, a special friend,

        A Percy that I'll never see again. ♫

DAVID: To anyone listening, it's not the clone.

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ He is lost to me— ♫

DAVID: He cares more about the—

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ And for a long time I couldn't see— ♫

DAVID: The graph friend is more important.

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ A way out of my sorrow and despair! ♫

DAVID: I don't even know the clone's name!

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ But Lucy, you have come into my life,

        Buried yourself into my heart

        Like a kindly, kindly knife and we shall be

        Together. ♫

DAVID: He doesn't even remember who's made it.

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Lucy! ♫

DAVID: David made Lucy.

IMOGEN: [beep] Musical crime detected. There is no one appropriate to inform.

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[Trexel lays down a beat including snapping and scat singing]

DAVID: Darkness.

        My feelings

        they're hurt now.

        I'm thinking

        I don't know what!

        I don't know where!

        Where is my place

        in this crazy mixed up station?

        Is it with Trexel?

        Is it with IMOGEN?

        Who are the Board?

        Who is Hartro?

        There are her feet.

        Why are her feet?

        Keep your feet

        to yourself.

        Leave me alone!

Ah— no, I'm done. No, I can't go there.

TREXEL: [snaps fingers] I'm applauding. I'm doing jazz applause, David.

DAVID: Okay. Right, well… thank— thank you, I suppose.

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DAVID: Plea— Trexel!

TREXEL: [sing-songy] Trexel's nipple dance.

DAVID: Put them away!

TREXEL: Okay. Okay. [puts shirt back down]

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TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Look out! It's TD-dog. TD stands for "Trexel dominates". He's on the streets. He's commanding respect. Don't look at him 'cause he will flex because Trexel's the one that's allowed to be swole. David stop exercising, it hurts your soul. You use your mind. I also use my mind but my mind has muscles on the end of my arms. ♫

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TREXEL: [sings] ♪ I partake of a tune or two in my spare time. Da da la da la da da. Tunes arrive! I want to make a massive rhyme. Di di li di li di da. Who can say— ♫

CLYTEMNESTRA: [claps] Oh, very good!

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ —when the song will end? Not now yet [CLYTEMNESTRA: Oh!] or even later! It goes on even though it grows later— ♫

DAVID: Trexel, we have about 8 minutes of the shift left.

TREXEL: ♪ —in the day. In the day! In the day! [at the top of his lungs] In the day! ♫

CLYTEMNESTRA: Oh.

DAVID: Why is it that whenever you bring people into a room singing happens?

TREXEL: Because I have a tune in the heart and a song in the mind.

DAVID: Eugh.

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DAVID: [starts rage singing] ♪ Sadness. Sadness. Sadness and anger. Anger and rage! [TREXEL: Okay. Okay.] Anger and rage and everything here. ♫

CLYTEMNESTRA: Oh, dear.

TREXEL: Okay. Um—

DAVID: ♪ Kill! Kill! Destroy! [becomes incomprehensible and devolves into rage noises] ♫

TREXEL: Um! Clytemnestra, um...

CLYTEMNESTRA: Um, wow. Okay. Okay, I think that's enough. Lovely. [David begins to calm down but still breaths angrily] Very beautiful performance. Thank you very much.

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DAVID: Go sing.

TREXEL: Is it my turn?

CLYTEMNESTRA: Your turn— Yes, it's your turn, Trexel.

TREXEL: Okay. [sings] ♪ Everybody's having a nice little time. But then when they stop and have time to reflect they look at a wall and realise that they have no friends [starts getting upset] and nobody loves them! Sadness and sadness and sadness and anger! And sadness and sadness and sadness and woe! ♫

TREXEL and CLYTEMNESTRA: [harmonising] ♪ Sadness and sadness and sadness and anger! And— ♫

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Sadness and sadness! Where do I go? ♫

CLYTEMNESTRA: [sings] ♪ Where does he go? ♫

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Oh no! ♫

CLYTEMNESTRA: [sings] ♪ Oh! ♫

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DAVID:  Isn't Bathin one of our direct competitor— Why would we have an award specifically about, about Bath—

TREXEL: Customer competitive, David. Locked in a dance as old as time itself.

DAVID: So, Stellar Firma—

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ I hate you. I love you. Hold my hand and turn away. Don't look in my eyes! But don't look away from me! I feel your heart beating in your chest. ♫

DAVID: Hey Trexel.

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ I grab your heart and crush the life out of it! ♫

DAVID: You're dancing with Bathin.

TREXEL: Ooh! Get off me! Get off me! [stammers] I don't— I don't— I didn't want it! I didn't like it! I didn't like it. I didn't like it.

HARTRO: But that is what—

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DAVID: [footsteps approaching] …in Sales but—

[door swooshes open]

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ A new dawn! [David yelps] A new dawn has come to pass! ♫

DAVID: Trexel, we need to talk.

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ The mistakes of old are now cast— ♫

DAVID: Trexel, we need to—

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ —aside to reveal a brand new future shining bright in the sky! Trexel! ♫

DAVID: Needs to listen to me.

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Trexel— ♫

DAVID: Really needs to listen to me.

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ —has arrived-dah! ♫ [DAVID: Yes.] Cheering! Cheering! Cheering!

DAVID: Uh, no. No. No cheering. Look, Tr-Trexel—

TREXEL: Cheering.

DAVID: Trexel, we need to talk!

TREXEL: Fireworks!

DAVID: We need to pro— No, Trexel.

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TREXEL: [taunts] Weatherboy! Ah ha ha ha ha! Weatherboy! What's that Weatherboy? Testing gases? [sings] ♪ Weatherboy, Weatherboy, weather weather Weatherboy! Weatherboy, Weatherboy, weather Weatherboy. Who's that Weatherboy? It is you. What's the Weatherboy? Tell me true. Is it raining? Is it shining? Tell me, Weatherboy, am I pining for the time when the Weatherboy was here? Now the Weatherboy is here it's clear, there's a Weatherboy, Weatherboy, Weatherboy! The boy of weather is you! Ha! ♫

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TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Who's there I see across the sea? It's a Weatherboy, a Weatherboy, a Weatherboy coming to me! ♫

DAVID: It's actually Welby Weatherby.

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Tell me what the weather is. Weatherboy, tell me true [DAVID: Weatherby.] for the weather, weather, weather, weather is something you do! ♫

DAVID: So that— yeah, something that Wel-Welby Weatherby does. Yes.

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ He's a Weatherboy! ♫

DAVID: Ok— no. Weatherby.

TREXEL: [sings] ��� He's a Weatherboy! ♫

DAVID: Weather— Weatherby.

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Play with your weather toys! ♫

DAVID: Weather-tee.

TREXEL: [sulking] Well, now you've ruined it.

DAVID: Good. Anyway—

TREXEL: You've ruined the meter.

DAVID: Okay. Does that mean we can— Okay.

TREXEL: I suppose so. I mean, [DAVID: Right.] the-the-the meters ruined now so just, just move on. I don't care.

DAVID: Okay. No, that's fine. So, I just have to ruin meters and that will just— Okay, that's—

TREXEL: No, don't learn that! Don't— I don't want you to learn that! That will ruin all my fun!

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DAVID: [sings] ♪ Welby Weatherboy, you have come with your boys to control the weather. Here you go. Lovely love— ♫

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Look, you control the flow, the flow of the weather through all the sky. Look outside, it's time for guys! Guys from, from— ♫

DAVID: [changing the meter] ♪ Guys from thathn. Guys to time. Guys to time with thum-some-thum-thum. [continues singing gibberish] Some tha blu blah ba-be-dap-ba! Bo whap ba ba ba boo! ♫ End of the song.

TREXEL: [grumbles] I see. They call him David 7, [DAVID: Hmm?] meter ruiner.

IMOGEN: [beep] Or ear saver depending on how you look at it.

DAVID: Mm.

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TREXEL: [singing] ♪ Weatherboy! How are you doing? Weatherboy, [crosstalk] it looks like clouds are looming! It looks like— ♫

DAVID: [crosstalk, singing a different meter from Trexel] ♪ It's Weatherboy. Weatherboy. It, it is Weather— It is Weatherboy. It is— ♫

TREXEL: [yells] I will hurt you, David!

DAVID: What? No. Mm?

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TREXEL: [sings] ♪ But look outside, what can you see? The Weatherboy is here to decree what the Weatherby, the Weatherby, the weather will be! Oh! ♫

DAVID: [sighs] Right.

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TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Ooh! Ooh! Enjoying the rain. I'm an Executive, an Executive brain. [starts scat singing] ♫

DAVID: [talking over Trexel's singing] Okay, well I'm just gonna ma— Okay. Maybe for now we'll just table the thinking caps. Well just— I'm gonna take my thinking cap off, okay? Like, here it goes. Ooh!

TREXEL: ♪ —for you! ♫ Here you go.

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TREXEL: [echoing, sings] ♪ King of the vents is me, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! ♫

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TREXEL: Ha ha! [sings] ♪ I get to go somewhere you don't get to go! I get to go to the nose-mouth-butt. [ENOLA: Yeah.] Nose-mouth-butt for me, me, me. ♫

ENOLA: Have a sticky leaflet, Trexel.

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Sticky leaflet, sticky leaflet for me! Take it to the mouth-butt-n— ♫ [muffled as Enola sticks the leaflet in Trexel's mouth]

ENOLA: Get in! Yes! Yes, good.

DAVID: Oh! Oh, that worked. Ah, nice one!

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DAVID: Okay. Yes, Trexel. It turns out that you continue to do your—

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ When will The Face know me? [David sighs] When will Gonk feel the reach of my hand? When will Tracer P. Zazz Cage know that I am the great one with the great plan? Doug Whimperton. Oh, Doug Whimperton. Oh, Doug Whimperton should know my name! ♫

DAVID: I thought we didn't like Doug Whimperton.

TREXEL: [sings] ♪ Welby Weatherby shall know my fame. ♫

DAVID: Right.

TREXEL: But no.

DAVID: Yeah, but, but no!

TREXEL: All lost.

[short version of the outro theme]

[transromansanders]

Remus: Who needs a king? No king, no king, lalalalalala!

Deceit: Idiot! There will be a king! I will be king!

[wtfockinternational]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the high-quality music our king Willem DS listens to. (No, it doesn’t really make a lot of sense in Dutch either)

Fuifje - DoeMaarDave

[Intro] Hé Kom op, met z’n allen Hé Gezelligheid, kom op Wooh Eindhoven de gekste (hahaha) Daar gaat die dan, met z'n allen DoeMaarDave, hier ben ik dan (hahaha) Yes

Hé Come on, all together Hé Coziness, come on Wooh Eindhoven the craziest (hahaha) Here we go, all together DoeMaarDave, here I am (hahaha) Yes [Chorus] Jongedame zeg waar is het fuifje Ik ben altijd te porren voor een fuifje Je kan me vinden op alle leuke fuifjes Ik geniet met volle teugen van die fuifjes

Young lady tell me where the party is You can always poke me for a party You can find me at all the fun parties I enjoy those parties to the fullest

[Verse 1] Vanavond is een knalfuif Ik pak de gel en ik maak een kuif Spreid mijn vleugels voel me net een duif (hoehoe, hoehoe) Meisjes lachen als ik naar ze wuif (hahaha) Jij bent een bloem ik bestuif je Handen in de lucht voor het fuifje

Tonight is a banging party I get the gel and make a mohawk Spread my wings I feel like a dove (hoehoe, hoehoe) Girls smile when I wave at them (hahaha) You’re a flower I pollinate you Hands in the air for the party

[Chorus] Jongedame zeg waar is het fuifje Ik ben altijd te porren voor een fuifje Je kan me vinden op alle leuke fuifjes Ik geniet met volle teugen van die fuifjes

Young lady tell me where the party is You can always poke me for a party You can find me at all the fun parties I enjoy those parties to the fullest

[Verse 2] Vanavond ga ik erop uit (mwah) Met een lach om m'n blanke snuit (hey) DJ draai die liedjes lekker luid Hopelijk vind ik mijn toekomstige bruid (ah) Ik houd van fruit je bent mijn druifje Handen in de lucht voor het fuifje

Tonight I’m going out (mwah) With a laugh on my white face (hey) DJ play those songs nice and loud Hopefully I’ll find my future bride (ah) I love fruit you’re my grape Hands in the air for the party

[Chorus] Jongedame zeg waar is het fuifje Ik ben altijd te porren voor een fuifje Je kan me vinden op alle leuke fuifjes Ik geniet met volle teugen van die fuifjes

Young lady tell me where the party is You can always poke me for a party You can find me at all the fun parties I enjoy those parties to the fullest

[Bridge] Lalalala Lalalalalala Lalalala Lalalalalala Lalalala Lalalalalala Handen in de lucht voor dat fuifje

Lalalala Lalalalalala Lalalala Lalalalalala Lalalala Lalalalalala Hands in the air for the party

[Chorus] Jongedame zeg waar is het fuifje Ik ben altijd te porren voor een fuifje Je kan me vinden op alle leuke fuifjes Ik geniet met volle teugen van die fuifjes

Young lady tell me where the party is You can always poke me for a party You can find me at all the fun parties I enjoy those parties to the fullest

[Outro] Fuifjes, fuifjes, fuifjes, fuifjes, fuifjes, fuifjes Ik houd van fuifjes, yeah Ik geniet met volle teugen van die fuifjes

Parties, parties, parties, parties, parties, parties I love parties, yeah I enjoy those parties to the fullest

[arcadialedger]

I was giving a very passionate performance of Be Prepared from The Lion King, and my mom popped her head in through the door and did the “no king no king lalalalalala” hyena bit.

[wulfums]

no king no king lalalalalala :D

[ninja-guy-yo]

That Episode 14 boat scene in a nutshell

Serpentine: NO LLOYD NO LLOYD LALALALALALA Garmadon: IDIOTS!! NO ONE WILL TOUCH MY SON

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I’m on a lion king stampeeede

Ahhhhhh

-Zena

[darklythroughtheforest]

Dawn, Marianne, Bog continue the miscommunication with Griselda: part 2

Dawn: Dad is so not ... *gag*  I even say that word.

Marianne:  It has been a long time since Mom passed.  Still ..I can't wrap my mind around Dad dating again after all these centuries without her ...

Griselda: Your father is healthy male fairy with a normal sexual drive as any of his gender and age.

Bog King: Mother ... please can we change the subject?

Griselda: What is it with adult fairy creatures these days?  They can't have a normal conversation about sex with their parents?

Dawn: But Dad can't date ... he's so .. Dad!  He can't even fly anymore.

Marianne:  That's because he keeps cheating on his diet. 

Griselda:  Oh I don't know ... some gals like a little extra padding around the middle, more to cuddle ... why Bog's father ... may he molt in pieces ... always put on bit of winter weight before the hibernation and HE was a great snuggler!

Bog King:  lalalalalala *hands covering ears* NOT LISTENING! *humming very loudly*

Griselda:  You all do realize that the only reason any of you three are here today ....

Bog King:  *singing at the top of his lungs* B I N G O! B I N G O!

Griselda: if because your parents had ...

Bog King: *flies away in sheer terror* Noooooo