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Giving you Fair Warning
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@miralyk is convinced Desmond would age like William (ie badly) but here is my evidence against that (he should be a dilf)
#of course he's technically a dilf from like age 18 onwards thanks to having presumably the worst pullout game in new york. but we move#desmond miles#asscreed#assassin's creed#assassins creed#my doods
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Just spent the past bajillion hours making Quinn's flat on floorplanner, so now of course I have to share with the class~
The basic layout:

He's got a flat in Sheffield near the city center--second floor (1st for British people lol) and it's within walking distance to a nice park. He's only ever here when he has extended leave, so it mostly stays as a stale, untouched bachelor pad


Now that he's got Fig (miss diva queen extraordinaire), he's been taking to sleeping on the pull-out couch in the living room, as Figgy-girl gets the bedroom to herself 💅 class
Quinn's 'bed':


Here's the view from the entryway:

Kitchen (usually a mess):



Bedroom (Fig's room)



Potty room:


Miscellaneous views:




I didn't take pics of the small closet room at the front but it exists (mostly for junk)
Anyway, I had faaaar too much fun with this, and I really recommend checking this site out (there's a free version where you get access to everything, but I updated to the 5 dolla version to get better pics 🤙)
Dare I make Vincent and Stuart's bungalow next..?? It might take a while..but I'm tempted....
#quinncent#this goes in#lore⟡#because it's important !!!#I'm lowkey obsessed with this and have been feverishly designing it for the past day and a half 🙃#unfortunately I had to weed through a lot of trendy crap for my desired 'single male aesthetic' but I think it comes across nicely#just picturing quinn pick up some guy off grindr and he's like??? you gave your dog the bedroom?? and then they bone on the fucking pullout#he doesn't call him back🥰
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Cardan’s self control the first time he sees Jude after he fake-exiled her, when all he wants to do is run to her while proclaiming her his stabby wife and wrap his whole body around her but Nicasia and everyone is there so all he can do is continue pretending she’s Taryn.
#i bet his pullout game strong#cardan#high king cardan#cardan greenbriar#the folk of the air#the cruel prince#the queen of nothing#the wicked king
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took a couple days off to spiral but im back on the writing horse, have an excerpt from today's work:
"Al!" Wade hollers. "Slop's up! And you better be decent when you come out here, we've got company and Logan doesn't want to see your granny panties. I do, obviously, but you can show them to me later, when it's just the two of us and a big bottle of Boone's Farm Fiesta Strawberry."
A moment later a door opens. "Logan," Althea says, "give him the claws for me, would you?"
"Excuse me?" Wade squawks. "Stab me yourself, you coward!"
"I've tried. You always dodge like a little bitch."
"I've told you a million times, that's training! Do you want to become Geriatric Black Daredevil or not?"
Logan looks between the two of them for a second, then shrugs and lets the claws out. Wade tries to bend out of the way of the swipe, but his balance is off since he's trying not to drop the food, and Logan shreds right through his t-shirt and a little skin. Not too much, though. He doesn't want Wade dropping anything either.
Wade stares at him, his face a mask of cartoonish outrage. "Domestic violence! Under my own roof!"
"That's what makes it domestic, dumbass. Thank you," Althea says to Logan, sitting down at the table. "He's had that coming for a good long time."
Logan joins her, feeling the corner of his mouth twitch. "Happy to help."
#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#this is from my fic where wade sets logan up in the apartment across the hall from him and al#bc i can eroticize two large men on a pullout couch just fine when i'm reading about it#but WRITING about it destroys my ability to suspend my own disbelief. please god give these oversized boys a real mattress#also bc al deserves some personal space ftlog
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slept here for a week
#photography#digital camera#digicam#photo diary#photo journal#pullout couch#staying with family#family#aesthetic#real life#living room#open concept#bed
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finally! i made a profile description that describes my tastes
#deembles#what in hell is bad#whb asmodeus#he's there on purpose#and the maid frame is just cute so yeah lol#considering asmodeus has a breeding kink but also has a fairly good pullout game (according to his selfie card story)...#... i think he'd be fun to fuck#tho i have terrible stamina#and might end up dying from exhaustion#ig that's why everyone fears him? cuz he just keeps going...#or he makes others keep going#or both#ig it's usually both
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UMMM!?
before / next
#ts4#ts4 gameplay#sims 4#sims 4 gameplay#vsgen1#valley save#s: aaliyah#but they used the fullproof pullout method guys
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ohhhhh my god stop saying mark got helly pregnant not only are pregnancy storylines so boring to me but also like helly would abort that thang immediately. she already has a parasite she has to deal with and it’s name is helena.
#like i would lose sm interest if it happened hopefully mark s is a pullout king#a female character accidentally pregnant? how creative…#severance
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*sees the cock pulling out to cum in a gif or video*
NOT TODAY, SATAN. In this house we cum inside our toys.
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hey can someone recommend any beginner Normal Behaviours To Exhibit When Thinking About Sam Winchester for someone looking to become Normal About Sam Winchester






#sam winchester#this Sam Winchester shit MEANS SOMETHIN TA ME DAWG#beginning to realize i'm a freak about him#i love him so bad i feel Stupid#SEX ON THE COUCH NO PULLOUT!#<— bout it top 3 songs on pnd 2 btw!
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oscar when he when we’re when when he’s f
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Illustration Swap (June Magazine, 1983) - from Maya Mineo to Keiko Takemiya
#maya mineo#rashanu#vintage manga#vintage shoujo#my scans#my collection#note: on the bottom of this pullout it has the names in the wrong order lol i guess they were put under the wrong illustrations accidentall#love this illustration so happy to have found it and scanned it <33
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Lol, what do you mean Yuri didn't know she was pregnant? 😂😭
After 6 months, you can usually see it... it's moving, didn't she feel her baby move in her belly?😃
Well, at best, it was a nice surprise for the family. They didn't have to wait 9 months impatiently. 😅
✨cryptic pregnancy✨ they’re a thing. Be safe out there, y’all.
Yuri didn’t have any symptoms, still had her “period”, and she didn’t have a noticeable bump until the last 4 weeks— which she attributed to off duty weight because she hadn’t had a mission in awhile and wasn’t feeling up to training as much as usual.
Runa had to be the one to break it to her and Nobuyuki that she wasn’t dying from severe back pains, but she might be in labor. Wakaba also had back labor twice and a quick check confirmed that things were happening/baby was coming that day 😅
#ask#kpz naruto founder au#kpz firestorm 🔥#tw pregnancy mention#naruto ocs#also why you can’t rely on the pullout method 😭🤣🤣#Yuri would get another birds and the bees lecture from her moms
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yasuko’s bedroom omg!!!
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hey maybe the goal is to suck shit so bad while pavs is there to witness it all in person to convince him to come back in some capacity out of pure pity
#stars lb#just thinking about the powerplay again#maybe if the special teams all blow up in front of him he'll be swayed#as i said before. wyjo can set up a spot for him on the pullout couch in his 'first on campus apartment' ass apartment
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