#no straight gabrielle

[generaleisenfaust]

"We were doing a show where the two leads were out lesbians." (Steven L. Sears, writer and producer, about Xena: WarriorPrincess)

[akantorrr]

[mychlapci]

gay people never just say "youre cute" its always gotta be shit like "MACHINE, TURN BACK NOW" and "YOU MAKE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY" and "BEHOLD THE POWER OF AN ANGEL" and also "AS THE RIGHTEOUS HAND OF THE FATHER I SHALL REND YOU APART AND YOU WILL BECOME INANIMATE ONCE MORE" and then they keep teleporting above you and trying to kill you with a sword etc etc like oh my god stooooppp

[emma045]

[washingtonwhitemarkiplier]

afraid to admit how badly he wants to [SUPREMELY LARGE TRAIN PASSES BY] and [CHAINSAW REVS] then also [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

(reference post under cut)

[inverse-problem]

I heard those gabriel voice lines and I had to. I just had to. with apologies to gianni

[kaiserouo]

3-2

(v1 wants blood and hugs)

[p4nishers]

"of course the straight couple gets a happy ending" the day yall grow a braincell is the day i'll know peace. i love how ppl who say shit like this just adore forgetting that every angel and demon are non binary. or that beelzebub uses they/them. like seriously, STRAIGHT couple??? fuck off

[mothcpu]

absolution

[muzzleroars]

in the tomb of saint gabriel

(may your woes be many)

[catwouthats]

Stop saying ineffable bureaucracy is a straight ship. It’s GAYbriel not STRAIGHTbriel 🗣️‼️🗣️🗣️‼️💯💯💯🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[nicolegmattos]

Gabriel: *visiting the bookshop for the first time* What in the holy Heaven is that?

Crowley: Just some of the renovations we have done. Adds a bit of color, don’t you think?

Gabriel: And you are…?

Crowley: Crowley. Pleasure to be meeting you, Gabriel. Quite a pleasure. You are… much more of an asshole in real life.

Gabriel: *turning to Aziraphale* Who’s this? Who is this now? Are you the janitor?

Crowley: No! I am the business partner of the bookshop. You might have heard of me from the original sin.

Gabriel: *thinking* Hmm. No. Guess this is why you call it A.Z. Fell & Co.

Crowley: It was actually Aziraphale’s idea.

Gabriel: Well, that explains a lot.

Crowley: Hahaha. Fuck you.

Aziraphale: Ok! Ok. Anyway…

[juice-enjoyer]

feeling exceedingly normal about these size differences

[the-graceful-dahlia]

I have now watched this scene at least a 100 times since Friday and I have to ask, beelzebub, darling, sweet, baby fallen angel...where are your eyes looking?

I couldn't help but notice that when Crowley points out Jim is Gabriel the others are looking at his face but beelzebub is glancing down and they even lean back a little bit. Like...sweetheart, his face is about 3 feet higher and definitely not at his back.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Wear headphones. Please.

Transcript:

Machine, I will suck you off.

Splay the cum of your profane existence across the bed.

I WILL RELISH JERKING YOU HERE AND NOW.

Audio Source

[journey-to-the-attic]

i just think it'd be funny if gabriel ultrakill was inexplicably also a member of the celestial realm, and also he was massive