#no thinking

[luckydragon333]

he lookin

[empressofmankind]

I want to fuck him so badly

[anthro-cat]

i wish i was a little animal

[thewomanwithmissingfingers]

“i want” & then i die

[brandnewpastelroad-moved]

I should NOT have to do an assignment if I have endo pain I should get a free extension and maybe a kiss on the forehead

[maddilynmuse]

I was trying to think up a fun fact for book posting, and I know I’ve done my share of research, but I think my brain hasn’t exactly woken up this lovely weekend morning because it spat out: “Fun Fact! If it’s dark, it’s hard to see!”

Which yes! It sure is! And yeah that fits the setting of Longest Night! But still??? Lmao, I think it’s time for more tea.

[luxlucet]

Another pair of socks! Somehow, all I wanna do at the moment is knitting stockinette while watching TV

[tawafly]

post him insted of thiknign

[shimmering-ocean]

I think maybe being collared, leashed, and told what to do might be good for me actually.

[ravenkings]

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[bokkerijder]

pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc

against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"

[gwenlena]

hello tumblr

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

[greelin]

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck