#no to fanwars!!!

[rosiehrs]

FANWARS ## masterlist.

huh yunjin x fem!reader

SUMMARY ⤻ yunjin (an army) and y/n (a blink) have fallen into the stereotype of not being able to get along, continuously starting fanwars- but only with each other..?

CONTENTS ⤻ smau, non!idol x reader, wlw, fluff, crack, minor angst, enemies to lovers (?)

WARNINGS ⤻ major bts/army and blackpink/blink slander, dark jokes, strong language, suggestive jokes, (small) use of vape and nicotine intake.

FEATURING ⤻ le sserafim, pham hanni (newjeans), ahn yujin (ive), yoon keeho (p1harmony), oh haewon (nmixx), choi yeonjun (txt), choi yena (soloist), more characters to come in future chapters ˆ-ˆ

STATUS ⤻ completed!

NOTE - there may be chapters that trigger certain fans, so i apologise in advance and want to emphasise that bts/army and blackpink/blink slander will be a part of the whole fic as it's the main plot TT please don't hurt me if something angers you, but please let me know if i went too far!

IMPORTANT - do not send hate towards any group under my works, especially blackpink and bts. if you do, you'll immediately be blocked. this fic is meant to be unserious/funny/lighthearted so please don't take this as an opportunity to say some shit just bcs fw!yj or yn said it. to sum it up, blackpink antis and bts antis, DNI.

PROFILES..! the ninja turtles, fantastic 4.

CHAPTERS ;

O1 # soty

O2 # fancywasrobbed

O3 # daesangs and tantrums

O4 # INSENSITIVE BITCH

O5 # stalk before you block

O6 # [REDACTED] x3

O7 # eunchae saw it

O8 # hanni understands!!

O9 # blackpink outdid..!

10 # google translate

11 # nailed it

12 # she actually did not nail it.

13 # shut down (vlive)

14 # eunchae's yuny/n fanpage?

15 # mr chang<3

16 # american threat

17 # discussion time

18 # everyone's in!

19 # 'am i..?'

20 # eunchae's way or the highway

21 # bad idea

22 # tutti fruITY

23 # coming out (lol)

24 # (g)one direction - video attached.

25 # baby yunjin

26 # mission is a go!

27 # better late than never

28 # meetup (written)

29 # kick it by blackpink

30 # aftermath

31 # withdrawal

32 # gay minds

33 # she replied!

34 # gay people = bad at flirting (?)

35 # shes ight

36 # unexpected addition

37 # gay and easy

38 # eunchae outrage

39 # the date

40 # rizzful yunjin pt. 1

41 # ahn yujin protection programme

42 # sophie's choice

43 # she came over

44 # realisations pt.1

45 # step back (yunjin's version)

46 # no license? no problem!

47 # uh oh (written)

48 # cream puffs

49 # eunchae's first wlw heartbreak?

50 # gone (yunjin's version)

51 # misunderstanding

52 # hard launch

53 # i like u - niki

54 # public humiliation

55 # happy pride

56 # driver kkura

57 # thank you eunchae

58 # music taste

59 # random occurrences

60 # the end (written)

+ taglist !! (permanently closed)

[ilynpilled]

I think the idea that jaime’s evil is because of cersei and his relationship to cersei just breaks apart most of his character and his development

YES. the world if this fandom actually accepted that jaime’s corruption is not because he was “being manipulated/groomed into it by cersei”, nor is it just pride and bitterness over society’s hypocritical reaction to his finest act and his vilification through the “kingslayer” label which leads to the development of a persona that he plays into and eventually becomes one with, and while it is all affected and set up to be worsened by parental abuse, unhealthy family dynamics, and tywin’s rearing during formative years, that is also notably not the main cause. cynicism that leads to his specific moral decay and “the flame going out” is primarily rooted in his specific experience with an institution and a tyrant whose power is sustained and actions are enabled by everyone around him —including the “moral paragons” of westeros and the heroes he sought to become — that in effect leads to an extreme and concentrated disillusionment with moral and ethical constructs that define the order of his society, a gruelling dismantling of previously idealized abstract concepts and aspirations that he revolved much of his identity around as a “very idealistic young boy” (such as heroism, honor, and knighthood), intense survivor’s guilt due to a failure to grapple with and triumph over these contradictions (he couldn’t even keep the vow to protect the innocent entirely: “i left my wife and children in your hands” | “…i was with the king” | “killing the king. cutting his throat”), and an unaddressed identity crisis and trauma during his teens that leads to destructive coping mechanisms, a reliance on compartmentalisation and self-delusion, isolation, selfish and cowardly stagnation, and spiteful moral nihilism in adulthood. over time, it leads to the intensification of his worst qualities, and the obstruction of his best ones. and the possibility of triumph in his story, and by extension the possibility of atonement, redemption, and forgiveness (“real world questions” the author explicitly said multiple times that he is dealing with using this character but does not intend to provide a resounding and unequivocal answer for) is rooted in overcoming this specifically, which is internal, and relates to his experiences and character. and the parallax in asos/his backstory is also not done with the intention to absolve or victimize him, but to contextualize him, explain his behavior and how he views the world at this point, and set up his arc.

[wormees]

my favorite acotar ship is actually elriel and elucien shippers

i think we all just need to kiss

[nostalgia-tblr]

A Selection Of "This Won't End Well" Moments From History Books What I Have Read:

"'Henry the Young King'? Why doesn't he have a number?"

"Hey, if this Prince Arthur doesn't die unexpectedly he'll be King Arthur! I didn't think we'd had a non-fictional one of those!"

"That's a weird coincidence, his wife has the exact same name as his younger brother's wife. His younger brother King Henry."

"Oh, he's putting the one remaining York boy in the Tower?"

"Och, she'll be fine, human queens aren't like bee queens you can very safely have two in the same hive! And she'll be safe enough with her own cousin, surely!"

"Wait, if John of Gaunt's the third son does that not mean there's one that's older than him and still alive? Are we just skipping him then? Is that not a bit irregular? Will this be Important Later On?"

"He'll be safe enough with his own uncle, surely?"

"This is the Empress Matilda's brother, isn't it? Getting onto a boat. In the dark. While drunk."

"He'll be safe enough with his own wife, surely?"

"Why do they call her Juana la Loca?"

"Why have I heard of Mary and Elizabeth before but not Edward?"

"Is this the guy that died in an episode of The Tudors?"

"Yeah, there's plenty of time for Jane Grey to produce some heirs ma- Oh. Well maybe not then."

"That guy also died in an episode of The Tudors, didn't he? And him. And her. And him. And him. Actually I think this queen might have as well?"

*counts on fingers* "'Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, behea-' Aww, fuck, she did die in an episode of The Tudors."

"He'll be safe enough with his own... oh, his brother's already on a horse riding towards the capital as fast as he can."

[accio-victuuri]

this on the hot search and what i just discussed in my previous post ties so well together. please respect xiao zhan and his workplace.

[tteokdoroki]

the drake vs kendrick beef is giving exo-ls vs army’s circa 2017

[aclickbaittitle]

Underated Audio-Dramas

Asking for it

A queer contemporary take of the Goldilocks tale: about love, music and breaking the cycle of abuse. Goldie escapes a chaotic childhood only to go from a partner who starves her of love to a partner who nearly drowns her in it, before learning to be just right on her own.

My two-cents: This audio-drama I believe is a most listen for any queer person, but especially for us sapphics that want and/or have been in a relationship. I think not much is said about how women are able to harm you, I remember that AN in "Nothing Burns as Bright as You" as how as a bisexual woman the author was taught to be wary of men, but never of woman and in her experience woman often hurt her the most. I remember being in a school conference talking about domestic abuse but never did it once touch on same-gender couples.

All of this is to say that as a society we often neglect to take a real look at how abuse in queer relationships look like, how they look especially in sapphic and lesbian relationships. So I am entirely greatfull "Asking For It Does".

I am lucky enough to have never been in any situation that Goldie finds herself in and still I feel that I know her story not in short thanks to the amazing writer.

Also the MUSIC, the music in this podcast is amazing, and it is from a real band, that also exists within the podcast. How awesome is that!

Fanwars: The Empire Claps Back

Two passionate Star Wars fans on opposite sides of the Last Jedi debate argue via Skype after their favorite forum closes down. If you love Star Wars (or call yourself a proud member of any fandom), you’ll love this romantic comedy told via conversations.

My two cents: The trials and tribulations of being a POC in fandom, more importantly in starwars fandom and realizing that, "oh damm right, poc can spill the same dung as yt fans". And amazing if straight rom-com. I'll recommend it to anyone who wants to spend an afternoon laughing. It also futures the ever growing in popularity pair of a black woman with an asian man, whom is just slightly of an asshole.

Average Folks

Join your friendly neighborhood Prophetess Terra, and the dysfunctional Chieftain's family as they navigate life, love and creatures of an unusual sort.

My two-cents: I've binge-listened to the 1st season of this podcast. It has surprisingly great worldbuilding even though the story develops in a relatively small town. Terra is a great protagonist to follow around bu the characters that really stand out for me are the kids of the Chief and their own aspirations/conflicts about the place their family has on society. It is a bit politician/rich/monarch apologist though.

Deep Blue Stars

Dr. Indigo Hale treads upon a mysterious island, inhabited by nothing more than crabs and cranes, where they must find a way to make it past impostor syndrome, the strange and wonderful loneliness, and the secret nature of their life's work: the Star Shell.

My two-cents: This podcast came at the precise moment of my life so I always hold it dear to my heart. I was discovering my gender in my own terms, and as always struggling with my never ending loneliness, so Dr. Indigo Hale's rambles were a soothing salve. I'll never forget that excerpt about how they felt no-human growing up, 'cause yeah, maybe is the queernes, or the neuro-divergency but it hit spot on. If you like stories of people getting stranded on a desert-island and then creating a relationship with a non-human thing/animal to survive, you'll really love this.

[amy-the-fairy]

I genuinely don't understand why people judge Yuuji and Megumi on how useful they are to Sukuna. I LOVE Sukuna he's an awful irredeemable bitch but I'll never like him at the expense of my fave which you guys literally do ? Like Sukuna killed Megumi's sister (since now we don't give a fuck about how Sukuna used Yuuji's body to do a mass murder because Yuuji is not the mc or whatever)

Like since when the characters are judged on how Sukuna treat them? Why do you guys saw him say Yuuji is boring and thought "oh yeah he's useless" and we need the anime to show us scene of him fucking people up for you to remember that oh guess what Yuuji always had potential in him and it's obvious that Sukuna hate his guts in particular?

The few glimpses I see of this fandom is enough to justify that I never dig farther

[athousandbyeol]

how i wish people who dislike topmew won't use the 'topmew' tag in their posts... i can't believe i just saw someone comparing kisses? how is that even necessary? i was so baffled. and to say topmew's conversation on the bed is insincere? insignificant? Lord. they're communicating! they're laying out all possibilities. i think it's as close as we can get in real-life relationships. i can't believe so many people perceive topmew negatively...

[kyaribaan]

I still can't believe this is happening.

The way I screamed when I found out that 2 of my favorite idol franchises will have a collab live together. It's called "Ijigen Fest" btw and it'll be held on the 9th and 10th of December this year.

[rosiehrs]

↳ ❝ FANWARS | 47. uh oh (written)

word count ; 1.4k [not proofread]

you sat on your front porch, patiently waiting for yunjin to arrive. you knew the girl was still learning how to drive and you’ve heard stories from eunchae about ‘near-death experiences’ they’ve had from her driving. you were quite confident that you’d be a better driver, even without having a single driving lesson. 15 minutes had passed and you were still waiting for the american girl to show up, you felt your heart start to hurt from the lack of money you’d end up with after this outing - coming to terms with the fact that you’d probably have to buy everyone lunch. just as you were about to head back inside, a car pulled up in front of your house. 

“get in!” yunjin greeted as she rolled her window down. she looked uneasy like she had just survived death. (which she did)

looking down to hide the grin on your face, you got into the passenger’s seat wordlessly. she turned her head to look at you and felt herself calm down, with that - she turned her head back to the road and started driving.

the ride was awkward and silent, neither of you knowing how to break the ice. yunjin felt disappointed with herself, why couldn’t she say anything to you? where did her confidence and charm go? on the other hand, you were enjoying how tense she was, you noticed the way her knuckles turned white as she gripped the steering wheel and how she gulped every time she stole a glance at you from the rearview mirror. you laughed softly as she cursed at the driver in front of her.

“you look good.” she finally spoke breathily, letting go of the breath she had been holding. looking out the window to hide the smile on your face, you replied, “thanks..” awkwardness took over the air and you decided you should probably help ease your driver. “you look good, too, asshat.”

blood rushed to her face as she heard your words, clearing her throat she muttered a quiet thanks. 

“you know you never got back to me about that one night.” you started nonchalantly.

“what night?”

“the night you asked me if i liked yuna.”

yunjin’s ears perked up at the mention of your conversation. “i’m, uh- it was nothing.” you scoffed at the american, flicking her thigh. “you’re a shitty liar, i asked you what you meant and you just ignored me.”

“i don’t wanna talk about it.” yunjin hissed, stepping on the gas. “yeah, you never want to talk about anything.”

her eyebrows furrowed at your response, “what’s that supposed to mean?” she replied, sounding offended.

“it means you’re the reason our relationship hasn’t gone anywhere.”

with that, jennifer lost concentration on the road and lost grip of the steering wheel, “our what?!” 

quickly, you placed your hands over hers, urging her to keep her hands on the wheel. “yunjin! eyes, hands and mind on the road, you fucking idiot!”       

“well you can’t just spring that out on me and expect me not to react!”

“i didn’t mean that kind of relationship, you twat! i meant like a friendship!”               

the shock you were both feeling had distracted you from the fact that your hands were still over hers. yunjin felt her face heat up as she briefly looked down at the wheel. “then be clear about it, you asshole.”

“my god, you’re insufferable.” you huffed, letting go of her hands and crossing your arms in your seat. “you know, you’re so lucky you’re attractive. i would’ve absolutely murdered you, but unfortunately i like looking at your face.”

jennifer choked on air hearing your words, “i- bro shut the fuck up. you’re not the one who’s supposed to be having rizz here. pretend i’m the one who said that.”

“you’re stupid.”

“and you’re weird.”

“no, you know what’s weird? driving with no music, who are you? even my grandpa listens to music while driving.”

“can you shut the fuck up? it’s so i don’t get distracted and die!”

“oh right, cause you don’t have a license. how could i ever forget? nice to meet you, by the way, rachel.”

“hey, at least i’m learning! i’m not the passenger princess here.”

the awkwardness was easily left behind as the both of you spent the whole ride arguing, neither of you forgetting to drop flirtatious comments every now and then.

you walked to the restaurant you all agreed to eat at (eunchae’s choice), giggling to yourselves after a silly comment yunjin made. as you walked in, eunchae’s ears perked up at the sound of your laughs. 

“unnis, unnis, unnis!!! someone record this now! me! i’ll do it!” she excitedly spoke, taking her phone out and pressing record immediately. the rest of the group turned to eunchae’s point of view, understanding why the youngest was so happy. 

“holy shit, me too - i need this.” yujin said before taking her phone out.

“oh em gee, they’re so cute!!” hanni happily commented, clapping her hands at the pair. 

the two of you were still lost in your conversation and hadn’t see your friends’ table. “over here, lovebirds!” chaewon called out, catching your attention. you felt your face warm up and yunjin’s face evidently reddened. you made your way to them and sat down opposite each other without commenting on what she had just called you. 

“unnis! you came together? how? when? why? what happened?” eunchae immediately interrogated, causing you to laugh. “ah, yunjin picked me up.”

“she drove here?!”

“she picked you up?!

“y/n, are you okay?! did you guys get here safely?! why didn’t you just call us?! i would’ve picked you guys up!” sakura worriedly went on, checking if you were injured and then scolding yunjin afterwards. “jennifer, you don’t have a license! you nearly crashed the last time you drove!”

“unni, i know. don’t worry! we’re fine and we’re here! see, i’m not so bad.”

“yeah, other than the time you nearly swerved into another lane and got us killed on the way here.”

“WHAT?!”

everyone watched happily as the two of you interacted well. eunchae couldn’t wipe the huge and adorable smile off her face as she watched the both of you talk and laugh. she never thought seeing the both of you would bring her so much joy, but at that point - she just wished you got married right then and there. 

as you talked about something funny that happened with yujin and zuha - yunjin kept her eyes on you and found herself listening intently. her smile widened as you laughed at the memory of yujin making a fool of herself and yujin trying to defend herself saying it wasn’t as bad as you were making it seem. 

she didn’t realise how much she loved seeing your smile or hearing your laugh - but now that she knew, it’s all she wanted to hear and see. she felt nothing but warmth in your presence and it gave her more of a reason to be around you. 

after eating lunch, the group collectively decided to split up as everyone wanted different things for dessert. “y/n/n, what do you want?” zuha asked.

y/n was looking down at her phone, typing away. “huh? oh, i might go get cream puffs from that one place downstairs.”

“i want donuts, all my donuts girls rise!” eunchae said, bringing her fist up. the group laughed at manchae’s tactics and decided on the groups they’d go in.

“ah, i’m gonna make a quick stop before i get dessert. i’ll catch up with you guys though yeah?”

“sure, y/n. just update us, okay?” you smiled and nodded at sakura before walking off, head still looking down at your phone.

yunjin stared at you with curiosity, but thought not to question it. 

yunjin and chaewon went down to get ice cream and the rest split off to get donuts.

chaewon and yunjin were bickering about something until they stopped by a clothing shop they were immediately intrigued by. yunjin was busy looking in the shop as chaewon stood outside. she looked out and saw you in the distance. “oh, there she is. what is she-”

her voice got caught in her throat as she saw another figure with you. 

“is that-” then the next second, the person placed their hands on your cheek and connected your lips into a kiss.

“oh my god,” she turned around with the intention of dragging yunjin away before she could see, but she bumped into the girl standing behind her. 

“yunjin,” she started apologetically. the said girl stood there, watching you with blank eyes. she blinked a few times before looking down at chaewon.

the warmth she said she felt around you had slowly begun to disperse, instead it was replaced with something colder, something grey.

“did, uh, should we go get that ice cream?”

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SUMMARY - yunjin (an army) and y/n (a blink) have fallen into the stereotype of not being able to get along, continuously starting fanwars- but only with each other..?

a/n - THE END WAS SO DRAMATIC FOR NO REASON, IM THROWING UP

+ taglist !! (send an ask to be added) @invusblog @yumtooki @babycubchae @fav9yu @en-chantedtomeetyou @kittyeij @captivq @elyds @skisk1 @sserafimez @silantryoo @baerinaa @lizseos @ahnneyong @diestheticu @falling-intoo-deep @misumiausworld @luvkait @lcv3lies @wonyoungsvirus @lost-leopard-beanie @doitab @dexthzone @https-f4iryjin @juhyunsthirdwife @luvvbugs @huhjxn @soobstvrs @lil-tigers-world @myothegreat @pretty-pretty-ela @xuimhao @nshimura @kikelikesmc @cwpiqwon @j-wyoung

[bandzboy]

all the reasons listed are so valid especially the voting part and how awards make idols exhausted (since they are so close together usually) and how their quality is not good recently it just makes me wonder if there's something that is gonna be done

[blackhairedjjun]

i am begging people on this site, especially new kpop fic writers, to use tags properly. only put tags that are relevant to your post.

i am SO TIRED of the tags i follow being clogged with unrelated shit because someone thinks it's a good idea to spam tag their posts with everything kpop-related even if it isn't remotely related to what the post is about. all it does is make the tag page useless! you are making it harder for people to look for what they actually want to see!!

IF YOUR FIC DOESN'T ACTUALLY CONTAIN SMUT, DON'T TAG IT AS SMUT. i am SICK of people tagging their sfw fluff or angst fics or even fics that are only a tiny bit suggestive with smut because they think it will give it more reach. you know what that does? it means that people who have smut tags blacklisted CAN'T TRUST THEIR BLACKLIST AT ALL. how the hell am i supposed to know if my blacklist is working properly if people keep tagging their sfw fics as smut? and i can deal with it fine bc i'm an adult anyway, but what about minors who are repeatedly told not to interact with smut posts? and then you hide all the sfw posts in the smut tags anyway so minors can't even reliably tell what they should and shouldn't interact with.

stop hijacking the tumblr tag system to treat it like an algorithm, it's a tool for navigation and filtering. the more you misuse it the worse you make it for everyone on this site.

[windrelyn]

Fanwar

The Mereth Aderthad ("Feast of Reuniting") was the great celebratory feast held by Fingolfin. Ambassadors came from all the peoples and realms of Beleriand

Special thanks for my translator Eikyuu Yuki

[nostalgia-tblr]

Act 1, Scene 1

I am determined to prove a villain...

(update: there's a GIF version here cos I got ambitious)