#nobeans

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

Salt Raiders pairing names because I refuse to sleep

Ranging from those that already exist to those that don’t exist, have fun with this

Staif (stan/kaif, probably the most well-known one that doesn’t have both parties involved in any other way than friends)

Kaebbz (kaif/ebbz)

Stily (stan/lily, i forgot who came up with this)

DazStan (stan/daz)

LilDaz (lily/daz)

BroulderBeans (glen/sam, funny story, i unironically had brainrot involving this pairing for a good few weeks last year)

BroulderCat123 (sam/stan, my roommate came up with this)

Dazstily (daz/stan/lily)

Kaebbzcat (kaif/ebbz/stan)

Feel free to add more lol

[staif-and-broulderbeans-anon]

glen would look good tied up and blindfolded ngl...at least bound by the wrists with a tie and blindfolded in bed 👀

sam would be gentle with him and take things slow. as much as it's a sweet gesture, glen swears, honest to god, he could never guess what sam would do next, blindfolded and all. he feels like he could die from anticipating the next few seconds (and he loves it)

[yanpotatowriter]

Thinking of writing a yandere broulderbeans oneshot like I did with kaebbzcat123 but I'm drawing blanks on what to base it on/what the situation would be. If anyone has an idea/have something that they would like to read please let me know

[sairitaikutsu]

I put down some stuff i can do for the reignite fic and one of the ideas is to put minor hints of broulderbeans on the side. I already have an idea of how their arc goes but like. Should i..?????

[grounded4lyfe]

Spicy

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[paradoxicalpaldeann]

Stan: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Sam: Wait, we’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?

Stan: Yes!

Glen: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you.

[blizzard-whisk]

Dance of Death (0.0)

A certain skill set was required to work with other Conspirators effectively.

You had to learn to trust your partners quickly. You’d spend your nights trapped in tunnels, waking up dazed and sore from the days labour, and then go to fight those who mean dear to you.

It took a but of time to trust that your other Conspirators wouldn’t turn their blades on you, and them a bit of time to trust that you wouldn’t turn on them. 

(He’d heard whispers from the long deceased, or maybe from those in a previous life, that one Conspirator could slay another. He didn’t know if that was the truth, but he wasn’t willing to put his life on the line to test it out, even if the idea was very tempting).

You had to be able to communicate too. You’d have to come up with creative prompts to kickstart a dry conversation, and occasionally that dry tone would turn interested and then excited as the topics they were discussing would change. You had to learn their interests and what made them happy in order to build up a shaky friendship.

You also had to be able to choose who to kill. There’d be arguments over who would be best, and the best methods to use to cut them off. The ability to communicate well came in useful here too.

(”I can’t let you kill her, she’s my partner for god’s sake!”

“I don’t care! She’s going to out us if we let her live!”

“I mean it. I can’t let you kill her. I can convince her to not tell on us.”

“You can’t! We have to kill her! Get over it Kaif. She needs to die!”)

You had to be swift and strong. The weight of an axe and choosing who lives or dies is a heavy burden. Chasing after those running for their lives was exhausting, but it needed to be done. 

You had to also be emotionally strong and capable of lying in the face of grief. It took effort to look your surviving friends and family in the eyes and grieve for who you’ve lost, knowing that you killed them.

(”Stan didn’t deserve this. He didn’t deserve death. Why would you kill Stan?”

“And? I loved him as much as you did, we all loved Stan! No one here deserves death, but we keep dealing it out like it’s candy!”

“Stop yelling at him Kaif! You can mourn him later Glen, but for now, it’s your turn to kill.”)

It took time and effort to learn the precise way to swing an axe, to be able to learn how to brush off the pain off the spike traps and get used to working in a trio.

You had to learn each other’s unique strengths. Were you good at manipulating and passing along blame? Were you good at getting risky assassinations during the day? 

Could you look your friends in the eyes and say you aren’t going to kill them, that you’re going to make sure no harm comes to them, and still know that their blood will stain your hands sooner or later?

("You’re so stupid Sam! I can’t talk you out of this mess. They saw you steal from him.”

“I don’t know how he saw it, I thought I was far enough away!”

“Well apparently not!”

“Shut up Glen! You can’t talk about fucking up!”)

You had to be able to handle stress well. Tensions would build up between the Villagers and the Conspirators and also between the trio of Conspirators, and either sorting it out or manipulating it to your advantage took much more effort and charm than many would think.

All in all, it took a lot to be able to slaughter all your friends and lie to those that remained.

As a Conspirator, if you failed you were killed, burnt alive, kicking and screaming, in the cage in the middle of town.

If you succeeded, you would lose everything that you’d ever had or gained over the course of your life.

And then, after facing either a win or a loss, everyone would be brought back and you would wake up anew, memory wiped clean of the events that had happened and go again.

-- An Eville Time Loop AU = DANCE OF DEATH

>> KAIF   the Slanderer.  (Kaif)

>> NOBEANS  the Barbarian.   (Glen)

>> BROULDER   the Thief.   (Sam)

>> ???????   the Smuggler.   (yet to come)

[youaretheairinmyalveoli]

NoBean Hummus, Flax Crackers, Cucumbers

[strle]

2023/2024 Soup Bucket List

Because a linked list posted publicly to your own tumblr is still the best way to keep an easily accessible collection of links on your phone. Complied from the links i liked the look of in the Culture Study Soup Extravaganza thread, Chunky Soups

Ginger Garlic Chicken Noodle Soup Deb Perelman Lemony White Bean Soup With Turkey and Greens Melissa Clark, NYT Vegitable Soup (Vegan!) Cooking Classy Smoky Sweet Potato Chicken Stoup, Rachel Ray Dilly Bean Stew with Cabbage & Frizzed onions Alison Roman Instant Pot Curried Cauliflower & Butternut Squash Foraged Dish Lasagna Soup SkinnyTaste Chicken Tortilla Soup What's Gaby cooking Creamy Wild Rice Chicken Soup with Roasted Mushrooms Halfbaked Harvest Chicken and Rice Soup with Garlicky Chile Oil Bon Apetit Greek Lentil Soup ✓ Limey Ginger Chicken & Rice Soup Pinch of Yum (tbh, 2x+ the ginger) Navy Bean Soup with Worcester Vegan Coconut Lentil Bon Apetit Instant Pot Wild Rice Soup OTTOLENGHI Magical Chicken & Parmesean Soup Red Curry Lentils w Spinach NYT Chicken Stew with Olives & Lentils & Artichokes Dishoom Daal in the slow cooker(?!?!) North African Chickpea and Kale with Quinoa Sweet Potato Chili with Kale 3 Bean Chilli from Pinch of Yum Stracciatella (egg and parm and spinach) Martha Stewart Slow Cooker Buffalo Chicken Chilli

Pureed Soups Red Lentil Soup with Curry and Coconut Milk Vegetarian Times Tomato and White Bean Soup With Lots of Garlic Ali Slagel, NYT Creamy Thai Carrot Sweet Potato (Vegan!) Half Baked Harvest Broccoli Chedder, Smitten Kitchen ✓Creamy Cauliflower & Chick Pea A Cedar Spoon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ✓Golden Soup (also Cauliflower & Chickpea) Pinch of Yum ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Tomato Harissa Coconut Bisque Dishing up the Dirt ✓ Carrot Soup with Miso & Sesame Smitten Kitchen SO GOOD Bacon Cheddar Cauliflower GF! Iowa Girl Eats Instant Pot Corn Chowder (vegan!) 7 vegetable and "cheese" soup (vegan!) Jamie Oliver Sweet Potato & Chorizo Roasted Butternut Squash Soup (NYT) Curried butternut squash soup with Coriander Pumpkin Soup with Chili Cran-Apple Relish Rachel Ray

Magic Mineral Broth Recipe

Paleo Soups

braised ginger meatballs in coconut broth Smitten Kitchen Italian Sausage Stew Paleo Plan NoBean Sweet Potato & Turkey Chilli

[faeriesofarcadia]

It's damned weird but fantastic to find proper #nobeans

Cincinnati chilli in places other then ohio

This is from Myrtle Beach sc

[alien-insomniac-05]

Kinda a Reddit ahh meme (plus I stole it off a nobeans video) but it does pretty much sum up my opinion on making fun of Gen Alpha

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

SRtober day #6: office

this would totally happen

[staif-and-broulderbeans-anon]

fuck it, broulderbeans drabble (oneshot???? idk lol)

this a LONG boi

Sam had been taking his sweet, sweet time, lovingly stroking Glen’s cock, slowing down until he fully stops on either the base of him or near the tip, wrapping a thumb and pointer finger around him whenever he’s almost about to come. He revels in the way Glen squirms, whimpering as he resists the urge to thrust into Sam’s hand. He almost feels bad for taking away his moment of release over and over again, basically torturing his lover, but Glen asked to try it a few minutes ago. That’s on him.

He holds Glen down to the bed with his other hand to the hip, pushing him back further to the mattress if he ever moved. Glen’s panting turns into slower, breathy moans as he’s once again denied pure bliss. Having Sam of all people to help him in bed, to do this to him… that itself is already bliss, in Glen’s mind.

Sam feels Glen relaxing once more as he continues his strokes. The friction of his hand, the whispered praises, all of it sent large waves of pleasure throughout his body. Sam’s enjoying the way Glen’s become so much louder. The way he gripped the bedsheets and the way his legs could not stay still. Sam rubs the pad of his thumb on the slit, sending the brunet into a frenzy.

“Sam! Ah~ Sam, please, please let me come… mmh…” Glen pleaded. He could swear his eyes are burning as the sensations became too much to handle.

He finally responds by lightly ghosting a pointer on the tip and speeding up his strokes. Sam chuckles, with his low, sultry voice, “Alright, baby, I’ll let you come.”

Glen finally feels that coil snap in his gut and he comes with a loud moan followed by small whines. His back arches away from the bed and he trembles as he spills his load on himself and Sam’s hand, the latter’s movements slowing down throughout Glen’s climax.

Sam catches a few drops of cum with his finger and starts running the coated digit across the length. Glen’s only had a few seconds to take a breather, as right after he came down, Sam continued his strokes. His skin is once again on fire as this happens, and he feels himself harden within Sam’s hand.

“Hold your legs up for me, will ya?” Sam requests, taking more cum from their first round onto a free hand, and Glen follows through, holding his legs up with his hands, legs spread for him, “Good boy.”

That lovely nickname sent a pleasant shiver down his spine.

Sam rubs a finger just at the rim for a second or two, spreading the cum there, then he gently pushed inside, the intrusion causing him to flinch.

“Shh, shh, it’s okay…” Sam coos when he notices Glen’s tears, “just lie back and feel good.”

Glen lets go of one of his leg and combs through his own hair, nearly grasping it tight as he experiences stimulation from the front and behind at once. He moans louder as the finger in his ass started sliding in and out of him, Glen’s own cum providing ease for Sam.

“Fuuuck~!” he whines as another finger slips inside, his noises music to Sam.

It didn’t take long for him to come again the moment the pads of Sam’s fingers found his sweet spot. Glen comes for the second time, with Sam continuing to stroke and fingerfuck him throughout his high.

Glen feels like he’s beyond broken at this point. He loved the way Sam’s fingers massaged his inner walls, working him open as he went deeper inside, the way he immediately lost it over his prostate being found, the way he repeatedly curled his fingers inside him, the way Sam pushed against his prostate again and again in rapid succession. Fuck, this is heaven for the both of them.

Sam finally slows down before fully stopping his movements as Glen’s orgasm ended, then he remembered Glen’s cum was, apart from on his body, was also on his own hands. He brings up the dirtied hands to his mouth and starts licking them off, an action that seemed to surprise the worn-out Glen.

“Wow, what the fuck…” Glen playfully comments, words slurred as he watches  and smiles at his lover.

“I can’t help it, babe,” Sam replied between licks, shooting back a flirtatious look, “you taste so fucking good.”

“Stop, you’ll make me come again…”

“Alright bet!” He lets out a hearty laugh.

Glen immediately starts to sit up with the intention of looking for tissues to clean up, but before be could get up, Sam breathes out “C’mere,” as he leans forward to claim his lips with his own.

Glen instinctively opens his mouth as he moans, and he can feel his cheeks and ears heat up over the salty taste of himself in Sam’s mouth.

“Mm, Sam, what’re you doin’…” he asks as Sam breaks away to pepper kisses down the neck to the collarbone, before ending up at his chest.

“You’ll see,” he smirks as he continues down. Sam’s eventually met with a stained part of Glen’s bare torso, cum still laying fresh. He then gets to work licking that area clean, then does the same for the other areas with cum on them.

Glen breathes out a soft moan as he feels Sam’s tongue on his body, “fuck, Sam, I thought we’re done already…”

Sam ignores the comment, continuing to lick him clean from cum. Glen could almost hear him swallow it too.

He finally looks up at Glen when he’s finished, and he smiles, “You like that, eh?”

“…yeah that was kinda hot, I’m not gonna lie….”

[yanpotatowriter]

General Yandere Glen Headcanons :3

[sairitaikutsu]

mfw i miss him so bad i start writing kaebbz and broulderbeans to cope but it backfires and now i’m thirdwheeling my own ships

[hautedlife]

Took inspiration from this twitch clip