#sr ebbz

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

Salt Raiders pairing names because I refuse to sleep

Ranging from those that already exist to those that don’t exist, have fun with this

Staif (stan/kaif, probably the most well-known one that doesn’t have both parties involved in any other way than friends)

Kaebbz (kaif/ebbz)

Stily (stan/lily, i forgot who came up with this)

DazStan (stan/daz)

LilDaz (lily/daz)

BroulderBeans (glen/sam, funny story, i unironically had brainrot involving this pairing for a good few weeks last year)

BroulderCat123 (sam/stan, my roommate came up with this)

Dazstily (daz/stan/lily)

Kaebbzcat (kaif/ebbz/stan)

Feel free to add more lol

[paradoxicalpaldeann]

sr members rated based on whether i'd trust them to hold my drink or not

kaif, 5/10. he'll keep a good eye on it, unless he's drunk, so i'd only ask him at the very start of this hypothetical party

sam, -3/10. this man will chug the entire fucking drink the second i give it to him, without breaking eye contact with me. if we've got those disposable cups he will then proceed to eat the cup

stan, 6/10. actually very good at this, even when smashed. minus four points because he'll pass out at some point, and also because i think he'll get to the point where he tries to eat the cup too

josh, 4/10. he will think i am giving him a drink and then down the whole thing too. he doesn't get negative points because he didn't mean to be a dick

ebbz, 7/10. probably pretty good with it too, but minus three points because i expect her to prank me with it in some way

kate, 10/10. she gets it. good vibes all around.

glen, 0/10. he's not even there. he's been missing since 7pm, but even then, nobody is really sure if that was him or someone who really looked like him. he has not responded to a single message or call. his car keys are still on the bench in the house the party is being held in. his wallet is, too. everyone is holding a vote on whether they need to start breaking out the missing posters or not.

lars, 0/10. he was not allowed in the party on the basis that he is little baby man

gary, 3/10. willing to bet he is currently the drunkest person in the room. absolutely off his fucking face, on the goddamn moon levels of intoxication. you should probably cut him off before he develops alcohol poisoning.

dale, 11/10. the man fucking choked gary out when he thought that he'd punched josh without hesitation, this drink is fuckin safer than fort knox

[staif-and-broulderbeans-anon]

I dont remeber between you and the other person that was not the guy who appeared recently, i dont remember between the two of you who came up with incubus stan, but what if ebbz was like also a demon and then they like just have demon sex. I dont fucking know i just had the idea of them fucking

ooh interesting thought, anon 👀 @sr-sam-bodypillow was the one who came up with incubus!stan, btw.

anyway, i imagine ebbz tops. i don't have anything in mind for that in particular, but ebbz tops.

OOH now i imagine kaebbzcat with this ask and they're both like. sharing kaif or smth. ebbz would tell stan he's doing a great job while they're feeding off of him until kaif runs dry

[blizzard-whisk]

More Salt Raiders AU's and ideas

Star Wars AU but Kaif is a young Sith general working under Darth Vader or smth and Ebbz is this Jedi padawan that captures him. Kaif is deemed a traitor, and Ebbz has to hide him from both her Jedi mentor and all the Sith coming after her.

(I don't know Star Wars well, so that idea ain't the best).

Or for Among Us (kinda): Ben is a former detective and is now the Captain of the Salt Raiders crew, and has only jut discovered that three members of his crew have been replaced by skinwalkers.

[sairitaikutsu]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Salt Raiders, Among Us (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Stan | Stancat123 (Salt Raiders), Kaif (Salt Raiders), Ebbz (Salt Raiders), Sam (Salt Raiders), Cali (Salt Raiders), Ben (Salt Raiders), Kate (Salt Raiders), Daz (Salt Raiders), Lillinx | Lily (Salt Raiders) (mentioned), Wadlet | Josh (Salt Raiders) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Among Us (Video Game) Setting, Angst, Character Death, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Trust Issues, Stancat123 needs a hug Series: Part 2 of Salt Raiders: Among Us/Sci-fi AU Summary:

One thing is certain: Stan is alone, and he doesn’t think he’ll be warming up to anyone anytime soon.

aka basically "You're so Naive" part 2

[shout out to kyokosoda for beta reading this!]

[mermaid-painter]

Some more fanart

[srbodypillow]

Small Kaebbz smut snippet note that this is my first time attempting to write smut

“Aww look at you~ all dressed up and pretty for me.” Ebbz said with a teasing tone, clearly enjoying what she was staring at while her cheeks were slightly flushed.  She was staring at Kaif who was in the maid dress they bought for a live, and now she got to enjoy him wearing it in the bedroom, she couldn’t wait to make him make a mess out of himself and the outfit he was wearing. She walked towards him before he could reply to her teasing comment and captured him in a kiss, one of her hands on his face while the other was wandering down his body, moving from his chest to his thigh making small teasing circles as her hand got closer to his dick yet never actually touch it. Kaif’s face started to heat up at Ebbz’s bold action, and he tensed up a bit before he relaxed into the kiss slowly getting slightly frustrated at Ebbz’s teasing before that disappeared as she started to slowly move her hand up and down his crotch. Ebbz smiled into the kiss and broke away to gently push Kaif onto the bed, enjoying how Kaif was following her non-verbal directions with no question.

[yanpotatowriter]

Yandere Kaebbz scenario

[sr-sam-bodypillow]

hey did kaif fuck ebbz’s decapitated head in the latest SR video or am i hallucinating

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

i dont feel like drawing today’s challenge (sry, swiftzee 😞) so here’s SRtober day #17: zombies

“I’ll find a way to bring you back, Kaif. Until then, you’ll stay right here, okay?” Ebbz cannot accept losing the love of her life, the one man keeping her sane in the zombie-infested remains of a once great society. She couldn’t just leave him there, not when they had the rest of their lives together sorted out for when this living hell came to an end. Not when the group needed him the most. How could they leave him behind, how could they!?!? She will do anything to find a cure. Anything if it meant taking back the life that was robbed from them.

fun fact: i cheesed that “excerpt” outta my ass lol. i was considering making this its own AU

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

SRtober day #6: office

this would totally happen

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

holy fucking shit how did i forget to post these

@sr-sam-bodypillow will like these first three ;)

also some more bc i felt like drawing some salty ships and now i’m third-wheeling

kaif is still not sure about this ^ idk the context so go wack with imagination (this looks so bad oml)

this broulderbeans art is so fluffy and wholesome can i kms

messy kaebbz sketch bc we all need a kaebbz post in these trying times

anyways i drew all these in school yesterday and the day before. start eating, boys n girls (and everyone in between)

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

SRtober days #24 and #26-28

I DIDNT HAVE TIME FOR #25 IM SORRY—

I can post #28 cuz technically it’s almost 8/28, 1am rn

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

Ebbz: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Josh: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Kaif: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Josh: Good thinking.

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

SRtober days #19, #20, and #22

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

i wanna do some art for the reignite au so i sketched some out

why am i showing these? idk no reason lol