#not a threat but a promise

[angie-words]

It's Friday! Cutting down making these meme dumps to once a week was a good call: I've been ill the last few days and am only now starting to feel human again. Well. As human as I ever did.

Anyway, enjoy! and count yourself lucky I did not indulge my angsty side today as I have many heartbreaking memes saved up...

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[thatuselesshuman]

As a writer I have the power to write a 20k word smut fic of you getting fucked by a corrupt political figure and post it to the internet for possibly thousands of people to see do not test me

[pissditching]

[spamgyu]

dokyeom is literally known for his smile... so if he ever even entertained the thought of getting veneers i'd personally start ww3.

pls i swear if a dentist takes that smile away from us im ripping their dentist's teeth out

[master-tired]

listen, all I’m saying is that if echo and crosshair aren’t reunited with the rest of the batch (or if filoni starts killing them off/having more of them diverge paths), I’m coming straight to tumblr because I know that fanfic writers will make a better au.

[crustaceansingles]

Still my favorite little cryptid.

[c0nst3llation]

….who gonna be the masc that will let me rip a wife pleaser off of them…

[shunukitrash]

I will go ballistic if things don't get better I swear to fucking god <3

[the-little-king-kitten]

You better stop flirting with me (spam liking and reblogging) or I’ll get horny for you specifically and I’ll make it both or our problem

This is queer because i said so

[booksonlyburninhell]

Does anyone else ever like, adopted irl couples? Not in like a these are my parents way but in a you so much as touch my precious other two wheels I will rip you limb from limb only so long as one of them doesn't get to you first kind of way

[franciskirkland]

dont be nice to me i will lock u in my bedroom and make u listen to ska and smoke menthol cigarette

[slaycentralblog]

I am going to kill Le Chatelier

[scyllas-revenge]

I made a magnolia tea latte so good I'm having a religious experience at my desk

this is a PSA to go steal some magnolia flowers from your neighbor's yard TODAY

[hinakyuu]

if you let them get a shorty on the empty net i’ll maim all of you

[thisperfectmonsoon]

good morning *bites you*

[derpwithit]

FIDDLESTAN ENJOYERS COME GET YALLS FOOD