#not bob but

[hilariouslarry]

[gfanlocalcryptid]

I KNEW I had seen that blue tuxedo somewhere

[basketobread]

yes.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

this is legitimately one of my absolute favorite pieces of animation of all time

[mystical-one]

me signing off every post

[jockodeparis]

Tico Patterson photographed by Bob Mizer, 1970s

[thebelchers]

[triviacrossing]

In New Horizons, if the game can't load an NPC due to their referenced model name being invalid, or for other reasons, the game will instead load a naked, unnamed Bob in their place as a failsafe. This was likely a dummy NPC used for testing reasons.

[flyinghellfish]

[spongebobssquarepants]

[aggressionbread]

i love products that make up words that sound like they could've come from tumblr

[perfectquote]

Once you realize there is life after mistakes, you gain a self-confidence that never goes away.

Bob Schieffer

[basketobread]

we need your magic words, white girl... we can't camp just yet we still have a little bit of fight left in us... save us, white girl... (also i haven't cured karlach yet but just imagine she won't burn lae'zel alive and is fully healed here. they're still in the underdark LOL)

[bookofoktober]

Bob's Burgers

[fordtato]

Ford's arc in the Book of Bill is literally how he overcame the trauma of the abusive ex-partner who ruined his life, and how Ford learned to not be consumed by that fear through the help of his family and IF I NEED TO BE THE ONLY ONE WRITING TUMBLR THINKPIECES ON IT, I'LL DO IT, BUT WHY AREN'T MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THIS?!?!?!?!?!

Bill literally lays out how he preyed on Ford's insecurities and his quirks, how he saw Ford as the perfect candidate for Bill to take full advantage of, and how Bill purposefully did what he could to convince Ford that NO ONE ELSE WOULD LOVE HIM if he got rid of Bill, that he was nothing without him.

And it's the story of how Ford overcame, how Ford shot Bill with a shotgun and spat on the ground where he stood, how Ford does everything he can to warn the reader before realizing that Bill is not an all-powerful being to be feared, but a sad pathetic man. Bill is charismatic, but he's not a god. He's just someone Ford can leave behind.

It's not even subtext, it's text. It's a story told with queer undertones, with the language of abuse built in. AND NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS?

[goodvibesatpeace]