#not cringefail loser poll

[cringefaillosersummit]

This is one of my favorite submissions actually please pour one out for my favorite cringefail robin

[insanepoll]

tim drake propaganda masterpost! i’ll update after each round

askbox: 1x.

reblogs: 1x. 2x. 3x. 4x.

(i wanted to add his other submissions but it was gonna be impossible to read them in the image so, since i posted with for the ask game, i have linked them in the reblogs section)

[ID: white slide with a picture of tim drake taking up all the left side. above him, reads, “#he doesnt even have a tragic backstory!! #hes just LIKE THAT.” below him, reads, “#VOTE TIM NOW #i remember reading my first comic with him and ????? #WHATS WRONG WITH HIM?????” next to him, on the right side, reads, “Batman's third Robin and arguably the most unhinged of the bunch. when he was like 8 he figured out the og Robin's identity, then subsequently Batman's. years later he black mailed Batman into making him Robin. once when Batman was gone it took a week before Tim almost killed someone. he didn't, not because he thought it'd be wrong, but because he knew Batman would be disappointed in him :( when Tim's best friend died he tried cloning said friend 99 times before he stopped trying. and he's constantly having mad scientist moments, always very close to snapping and becoming a villain. also he was the CEO of a multimillion dollar company at the age of 17. he's a highschool drop out.“ below that, reads, “Once delibrately got himself shot and faked a debilitaing injury for like 6 months because a reporter suspected his secret identity. He has 99 problems and all of them are his failed attempts at cloning his (at the time dead) best friend. Once blew up hundreds of assassin bases with people inside and for this reason probably has the highest kill count of any batfamily member, including his brother Jason who was literally a mass murderer. Boy doesn't even have a spleen anymore and I don't think he's told anyone.” /End ID.]

[weeb-polls-with-pip]

almost one in the morning and I'm bookmarking shoujo manga like a madwoman

[inutaffy]

i've failed him. i have failed michael wheeler. how must i live with myself after this.

[maddy-ferguson]

mike is losing yet another poll and i haven't received a single ask about it what is going on you guys

[fagbearentertainment]

I miss Buggy :(

[rotisseries]

I've suffered two very devastating poll losses today

[artificialkids-2k23-official]

I gotta do some kind of poll that will let me run Space Medafighter X in it.

Not just because...

...😬

But also because if I can get him far enough I can have some fun with his, um. Changing appearance. Throughout the tournament >.>

[waitafrikk]

Cringe fail loser competition but its only thomas senlin

Reasons he is the biggest cringe fail loser

1. I am the only one writing fics for the books of babel and no one will vote for him in a real poll

2. He literally spends 4 books trying to find his wife, who he lost in a market crowd

3. HE LOST HIS WIFE IN A CROWD

4. He is very babygirl

[cringefaillosersummit]

WRONG FUCKING BLOG. AGAIN.

[ocdhuacheng]

do NOT fucking look at me I may explode

[bixiaoshi]

smth abt me, tumblr user dokjamutual, wanting to see dokja fail in a cringe fail loser poll

[awilddaydreamer]

I don't care what the cringefail poll results are, cranboo will always be the most pathetic cringefail character in my heart <3

[captainsvscaptains]

Round 2 Part 7 Poll 4

Propaganda

Crozier has alcohol problems but stands up when he's needed; he and everyone he answers for are stranded in the coldest place of the Earth after he's warned the previous captain of the expedition to find the north-west passage; yet he /still/ rises up for the occasion eventually for damage control; he has a noble heart; he commands one of the most beautiful warship of the 19th century; he is a little bit cringefail; his love life is a drama; he opens up to his second in command when all is mostly lost; he tries so hard to save the crew; he fails.

what is a captain tournament without ahab tbh? moby dick (whale) bit his leg off in true dick fashion and ahab ditches all efforts of actually whaling to kill him for it. (well not ALL efforts but like. quite a few.) the pettiest bitch ever. had a new leg made out of whale bone SPECIFICALLY. has a hole in the deck where he just. pivots from. loser. has gay tension with his first mate starbuck also i don't know if that matters

(bear in mind i haven't actually finished the book yet ^^ so this may be slightly inaccurate)

[gay-disabled-characters-showdown]

LGBTQ+ Disabled Characters Showdown Round 1, Wave 1, Poll 13

A character being totally canon LGBTQ+ and disabled was not required to be in this competition. Please check qualifications and propaganda before asking why a character is included.

Check out the other polls in this wave here.

Jedidiah A.A. Martin-Camp Here and There

Qualifications:

refuses to label his sexuality but BOY does he like men (looking at Mr Sargent for this one :3) also has ADHD! but its not known how attention deficient or hyperactive he is

also is a stupid cringefail loser who I want to push down a slide that's been fermenting in the sun all day during summer <3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Propaganda:

Raised in a religious yet wealthy household, Jedidiah Abraham Adonias Martin--also known as "Jed", "Jeddie", "The archivist", "The clockmaker", or various misspellings and mispronunciations of his name--refuses to label his sexuality, but BOY does he like men (looking at Mr Sargent for this one), and also has ADHD! He may have dropped out of medical school and is "too repressed to write poetry", but he's still one of the camp nurses, alongside Sydney October Sargent! After talking to a bunch of birds, we found out that Jedididididiah will die on a Thursday (not a spoiler as of writing this). It has also been confirmed that he has a photo of Sydney on his desk (aww) and he plays D&D. Oh, and he's terrified of all things shelled. Would you like a snail as you think about voting for this loser? (affectionate)

Submitted by @spud-the-stupid

Ballister Boldheart-Nimona (Film)

Qualifications:

He has a boyfriend (and then they have a sort-of-breakup but they're back together by the end) and he has a prosthetic arm.

He’s gay and missing an arm.

He’s explicitly gay, in love with a man. He loses his arm then builds himself a prosthetic while on the run like a badass.

His boyfriend cut his arm off :( he uses a prosthetic now. His arm got chopped off after being falsely accused of killing the queen, he spends the rest of the movie with a prosthetic metal arm. His arm was also chopped off by his lover, Ambrosius Goldenloin, during said false assassination.

Canonically has a boyfriend and built his own prosthetic

Qualifies by both being canonically disabled (amputee) + canonically gay

Propaganda:

Please plz plz vote for him

His boyfriend cut off his arm. He made himself a prosthetic. He used his arm to block someone’s sword. He kissed his boyfriend. He has sad wet cat eyes, which isn’t relevant but still. He has them.

He’s so GOOD even though he’s having like the worst day ever (specifically talking about movie but webcomic also applies). He has the biggest wettest eyes how can you not root for him????

People love him! He kinda looks like a sad, poor little cat. A real soggy wet kitten man.

Let's see. He and Ambrosius are lovers, or at least boyfriends, from the moment they're introduced. Ballister gets his arm chopped off by Ambrosius during the false assassination. Ballister spends the rest of the movie trying to convince Ambrosius and the kingdom of his innocence, with a metal arm replacing his missing one. It originated the phrase "Arm Chopping is not a love language!" Did I mention he's a main character too?

Is a science nerd, built his own prosthetic arm with his non-dominant hand, accidentally adopted a trans chaos demon of a 1000yo being

A knight, Nimona's best friend and father figure of sorts, but the plot mostly revolves around him- Ballister is framed for murder and has to hide while trying to figure out who framed him and how to prove he's innocent. Nimona becomes his sidekick (he didn't want one, she just showed up at his place one day like a very chaotic stray cat) and together they form a great duo against the corrupt government. This is complicated by Ballister's ex Ambrosius, who accidentally cut off Ballister's arm and is a bit brainwashed by government propaganda. Oops. You should watch Nimona it's great 💞🦈

Submitted by @foulfirerebel (fifth person) and at least 7 others.