#not drugs js

[cacacita]

relapsed again and im deep in. help

[xt0t4llys4n300x]

[gentil-minou]

The way Korea vilifies people for something as harmless as fucking marijuana that then leads to destroying their careers and their lives needs to stop. You deserved so much more Lee Sun Kyun

[rybonucleic-ket]

in a kenman vibe rn. here's something my unwell brain has accepted as truth

when everyone finds out about cartman and kenny, there's a solid ten seconds before clyde blurts, "kenny can't be gay! kenny likes titties."

"I'm not gay."

"you can't like guys! you like titties!"

stan, holding kyle's hand, springs into a rant about the fluidity of sexuality.

kenny simply looks from clyde to cartman, shrugs, and says, "cartman has titties."

eric turns to kenny, opens his mouth to say something, and gets cut off by kyle, who's been laughing the whole time.

"im sorry, cartman is gay? eric cartman is gay??" he bursts out laughing again.

"AY! KINNY ISN'T A BOY, SCREW YOUR TRANSPHOBIC RHETORIC!"

"I'm fucking trans, dipshit."

stan starts laughing too. "who taught you the phrase transphobic rhetoric?"

"kinny did."

"figures."

kenny puts his hand on cartman's shoulder, a sympathetic look on her face. "I'm not a girl either, though. so you could still be gay." at cartman's confused expression, he continues, "gay doesn't mean only guys. gay just means not girls." she laughs at the look on cartman's face.

kyle wheezes, trying to catch his breath. "oh my GOD. eric fucking cartman is GAY." and bursts into another fit of laughter.

[katsgallery]

more rewrite sketches ig

[vhsdreamland]

ive smoked twice. the first time was my first time ever doing weed and i coughed for 20 minutes after, speedran picos school in front of my friend, then chugged a monster. the second time was like 2 years later and i had karkat (my boyfriend) on call and i was like oh my god im going to look so cool smoking in front of my boyfriend and my friend was like "okay so exhale then inhale" so i put my mouth on the bong and exhaled and blew bong water out the other side and got weed all over my pants. so we got the bong fixed and i managed to take a hit but this time i coughed violently for 30 minutes and threw up a little bit all while my boyfriend who i was trying to impress was on the phone. later that night i was like hey the weed wore off but i dont want to smoke again do you guys have any edibles and my friend was like yeah we have these ones that are illegal and have like 50 mg of thc and since you only have a tolerance of like 5-10 mg we'll cut it into a quarter so that way youll be okay and itll only be like 10 mg. i get higher than ive ever fucking been right. like zonked out of my mind, paranoid, ate 3 whole pizzas all by myself, i am ZOOTED. i get in the car with his mom who knows im high so she can take me home and she notices im acting off and shes like whats up and my friends like oh he had an edible and shes like jesus you know those have 80 mg of thc right. 80. EIGHTY. not 50. i took 20 mg by accident and i switched out and our john egbert fictive switched in and i think he actually thought we were going to die.

[hisintentions]

all these "traumatic" experiences and not one has given me something interesting what the fuck.. "i dont understand how you dont care. i wish you did. you dont care about fucking anything and you dont try to care. what is more important to react to then the worst night of your life like you always scream about?" fuck u mom idk why i dont care jack ass

[sewercentipede]

300mg gabapentin po @ 1pm? 2?

4mg kpin sl @ 3pM?

300mg gabapentin po @ 3:15? 3:30PM?

~0.45-0.5mg bupe iv (and the most perfect shots ive ever done) @ 3;30pm

[simiansmoke]

Bold/color what bad habits apply to your muse

Swearing | Fingernail chewing | Slouching | Slurring | Drinking | Smoking | Drugs | Impulsedecisions | Obsessive phone checking | Bad time management | Slang | Poor grammar | Overworking | Slacking off | Over sleeping | Under sleeping | Skin picking | Poor eye contact | Lying | Rambling | Skipping breakfast | Junk food | Self criticism | Procrastinating | Day dreaming | Forgetful | Envious | Jealous | Gossiper | Drama whore | Secret teller | Skipping class work | Spitting | Lip licking | Lip chewing | Drinking from the carton | Yelling | Too much internet | Poor hygiene | Impatient | Hot headed | Biased | Complaining | Scab picking | Buzzfeed | Cheek biting | Teeth gnashing | Shoplifting | Scamming | Speeding | Hair pulling | Large ego | Eavesdropping | Exaggerating | Fidgeting | Free loading | Littering | One-Upping | Whining | Borrowing without returning | Unnecessary Aggression | Talking during movies | Plagiarism | Copying | Glaring | Spacing out | Ignoring | Over critical | Messy | Hateful | Overly Prideful |

Tagged by: @badonkeykong

Tagging: @dandelicn, @koopzilla ,@softbanax0, @geniusdonkey, @timid-plumber , @infxnatum , @allnostalgic , @ all of you reading this RN, chop chop. Do the thing.

[asterrisms]

Ok i couldnt remember the names but i also watched meader 2020 and hostile 2017 (hopefully those r the right ones) with my friend on the same night and those might be contenders... they sucked so bad..but in a funnier way so i still wouldnt count them as the absolute worst.

[morphogenetic]

nothing could have prepared me for the context behind "how do 3 grown men not have 800 dollars between them" "the economy is in shambles" meme

[klonpa]

ohmy god mybritfhay. next week. i am working. smiles widely face strains bleeds a little

[knoxville-coroner]

Listen to "this song is about being eaten by a monster" on acid if you want to never be okay again

[acaiasahi]

tw: ed / calories / ana-coaching (?) / bad relationships w food.

some fucking ed account js liked a couple of my posts n i've never blocked someone so fast. as someone who had n still deals w the harmful consequences of an ed, i do not wanna be surrounded by that type of negativity and extreme behavior. kinda tmi but my ex bff from a couple yrs ago pushed me back into an ed w saying things like "well u won't even finish ur food anyways" or "we can share so we can lose more weight! it's the perfect amt of food for the both of us" n it's literally half a serving for one person. i js recently got out of that unbelievably deep hole n here's this acc literally reminding me abt calories and needing an "ana-coach". it makes me sick how ppl willing interacting w my posts w harmful content like that. i understand the blog didn't know abt my ed bc 1) it's personal, 2) i've literally never shared anything like this before but u also cannot assume that the ppl u interact w are gonna be ok w the things u re/post. god there was like posts upon posts abt "not eating!!!" n "starting ur ed journey!!!" WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK MAN. i'm on the literal verge of tears writing this rn bc the world is just so fucked up. though i'm clearly fucking upset abt this toxic behavior, i wish these ppl the healing they deserve. i was once like this and thought i kept it to myself, i still contributed to toxic ed "culture" if u can even call it that. my heart's pounding js writing this. idk, maybe ppl might react diff to this or even call me dramatic but for me personally... dawg i did not let that slide. i apologize if i made anyone upset w this post i js needed to rant before i literally pull my hair out n cry /j

[star-stair]

I have the worst caffeine tolerance. I got a monster because I heard they were good (it's not really) plus they're only $2 so why not. I have drank 2/3 of it on a fairly empty stomach and I'm literally shaking + my eyes aren't focusing right + dizzy + the energy!? I am acting like I'm high. High off of caffeine.

[kissforyouu]

...THAT is your boyfriend?

pairing : jungkook x sanrio girl!oc

genre : fluff

warning : mention of drugs , little bit of angst

request : tiktok

a/n : sorry this is rlly short but LONGER drabbles of this story r comingggg js need to get them out of the drafts LOL

unedited.

this is like after about 3 months into their relationship btw!

"padamdam damdamdampadamdam, tupadadadadadamdam..." you speak nonsense, hand around your boyfriend's arm as you scrolled through your phone.

jungkook huffs, giving you the side eye. "what are you even saying?"

"shush, don't say anything." you comment, giving him a small glare and going back to doing whatever you were doing on the phone.

"yes, ma'am."

you both were at the mall shopping, going from aisle to aisle looking for cute clothes. mostly for you. jungkook didn't really care about what he wore. just some dark coloured clothes and a few rings will do for him.

"i was...hmmm...ah! this is what i was looking for earlier." you show your boyfriend your phone which displayed a picture of a plastic figure of cinnamonroll.

"the fuck is that?" he couldn't help but laugh a little, taking the phone from your grasp and zooming into the figure.

"it's cinnamonroll." you give him a sour look. how could he not know!

"i swear, it was pink before." he kisses his teeth, tilting his head to the side, curious about the mysterious bunny (not) figure.

"baby, that was poron. his sister." you correct him. "it's a HE?" jungkook's jaw falls a little, turning to look at you with a shocked expression. yeah. i felt the same when i found out too.

"it's okay. me too. can't believe i was supporting a MAN. but he's really cute, i love him!" you smile. jungkook glances at your face then back at the phone with a small smile forming in the corner of his lips.

"okay, where do we find this guy?" he asks.

"YAY!"

that was before you grabbed his wrist and practically dragged him out of the store.

"mm, jungkook, nooo, it has to be here!" you sigh, going through each of the figures displayed on front. he just hums, not really paying any mind to your misery.

a few minutes pass by and you were still searching for the little guy. at this point, jungkook was getting a little tired. he looks over to you who was crouched down, going through a pile of figures in a basket. he decides to take matters into his own hands and find this little guy for his girlfriend.

so jungkook walks away from you across the store to the cashier, asking for help. he shows a picture of the figure to the cashier, and while he goes through their computer trying to find if he's still in stock, jungkook wonders why you didn't do this first. dumb little girl, he thinks.

"sorry sir, seems like it's out of stock." the cashier speaks. jungkook thanks him, walking back to you. but plot twist! you were gone!

but something catches jungkook's attention. some guy holding your bag outside the store. what?

the corner of his lip twitched upwards, to not to form a smile but rather to form a scowl. what was some rando doing with your bag? he was leaning against the wall with a grin, examining your bag like he owned it.

jungkook walks upto the guy, giving him a tap on the shoulder. the guy turns around to look at him, raising his head up. shortass, jungkook thought.

"why do you have her bag with you?" he points at the bag.

"what? why are you asking?" the guy furrows his eyebrows, his lips twitching up to a sour expression.

"because it's my girlfriend's bag, dumbfuck. where's she?"

girlfriend? the guy scans jungkook from top to bottom. long hair, tatted arms, piercings. y/n can't be possibly be into...that? she can do so much better. the guy looks like he's on drugs. he probably is! he thinks.

"no way y/n's dating a druggy like you." the guy laughs mockingly, clutching onto the purse.

"alright, little man. fuckin tell me where my girl is or i'll pluck your toenails out one by one." he looked as if he was about to beat up the guy then and there, and he probably was too.

"fucking hell, man. god, there she is!" the guy rubs the back of his head, clearly annoyed as he moved away from jungkook. meanwhile, jungkook immediately turns around to see you walking towards both of them with a confused look.

"where were you?" you ask.

"no, where were YOU? and who's this fucker holding your shit?" he points at the guy who's walking towards you. confidently too. as if he knows you better than anyone else. jungkook's jealous, it doesn't take a genius to understand that. angry too. really fucking pissed that this shortass little man is interrupting their date.

before you could answer, the guy cut you off.

"y/n, here's your stuff. and i don't know who this is, but he's—

"i'm her boyfriend, dumbfuck!" jungkook shouts, frustrated.

"is he?" he turns to look at you for confirmation.

"yeah...?" you nod.

"you never told me?" the guy scoffs.

"i don't have to tell you about everything going on in my life?" you frown.

"y/n, he looks like he cheats on you with a different girl every week." the guy comments.

okay no, what the fuck. you're not going to tolerate some meanass comment about your boyfriend. but you also don't want to cause a scene. okay, nevermind—

"the fuck did you just say?" jungkook's clearly offended. but before he could do more, you grab onto his arm and pull him back.

"let's go." you say. he didn't really reply to you, but just gave you a scoff. okay. he's not disagreeing either.

"matheo, i'll talk to you later." you don't even bother giving the guy a smile, but just drag jungkook away.

"what was that all about?" you squeeze his biceps. jungkook pulls his arm away from you, rolling his eyes.

"nothin." he mumbles.

not wanting to continue this topic further, you just nod.

but it's odd. it's been about 30 minutes and jungkook hasn't said anything to you except replying to whatever you tell him. he's also been keeping a small distance from you. what's wrong again. ugh.

"baby, what's wrong?" you look at your boyfriend who was sitting across you mindlessly scrolling on his phone. he raises his head up to take one glance at you but looks back down immediately. instead, he just shakes his head.

"no, i know something's wrong." you protest.

jungkook sighs, placing his phone on the table before finally looking at you.

"you really want me to tell you?" he asks, his expression rather serious. uh oh. you messed up. but fine, you'll take it. you hesitantly nod your head, nervously scratching your skirt with your nails.

"i'm tired of keeping this private. i know you wanted time till you felt like telling people, but it's been 3 months already and we still haven't told a single soul."

oh!

"i don't want to run into guys like that ever again. fucking shortass. you know i care about you and respect your feelings, right? but i just...you know, want to tell people. it's fine if you still wanna wait. but this is just how i feel." he sighs, turning his head to look away.

you couldn't help but pout a little at his confession. you know he's right. it's been 3 months.

"okay. let's tell people. i'm sorry for making you wait that long. and thank you for telling me, gguk." you smile at your boyfriend who's eyes lit up at the mention of you finally publicly posting about your relationship.

"you're sure about this?" he re-checks.

you nod in approval!

"fucking finally. i can beat up every guy who approaches you now."

"okay, no no no no." you laugh, disagreeing COMPLETELY. you knew he wasn't joking either.

ᥫ᭡

taglist: @fungie233 @wintertxt @wheexine @hyunjinswifeee @ohsweetmimosa @canyon-txt