idk i just… nothing good or funny happened since… brits? just a circle of stunts or boring updates. im sad it’s not my home anymore
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you're in the habit of denying yourself things.
if someone asked you directly, you would say that you love a little treat. you like iced coffee and getting the cookie. you drink juice out of a fancy cup sometimes, and often do use your candles until they gutter out helplessly.
but you hesitate about buying the 20 dollar hand mixer because, like. you could just use your arms. you weren't raised rich. you don't get to just spend the 20 dollars (remember when that could cover lunch?), at least - you don't spend that without agonizing over it first, trying to figure out the cost-benefits like you are defending yourself in front of a jury. yes, this rice cooker could seriously help you. but you do know how to make stovetop rice and it really isn't that hard. how many pies or brownies would you actually make, in order to make that hand mixer worthwhile?
what's wild is that if the money was for a friend, it would already be spent. you'd fork over 40 without blinking an eye, just to make them happy. the difference is that it's for you, so you need to justify it.
and it sneaks in. you ration yourself without meaning to - you don't finish the pint of ice cream, even though you want to. the next time you go to the store, you say ah, i really shouldn't, and then you walk away. you save little bits of your precious things - just in case. sometimes you even go so far as putting that one thing in your shopping cart. and then just leaving it there, because maybe-one-day, but not right now, there's other stuff going on.
you do self-care, of course. but you don't do it more than like, 3 days in a row. after that it just feels a little bit over-the-edge. like. you can't live in decadence, the economy is so bad right now, kid.
so you don't buy the rice cooker. you can-and-will spend the time over the stove. you can withstand the little sorrows. denial and discipline are practically synonyms. and you're not spoiled.
it's just - it's not always a rice cooker. sometimes it is a person or a job or a hug. sometimes it is asking for help. sometimes it is the summer and your college degree. sometimes it is looking down at scabbed knees and feeling a strange kind of falling, like you can't even recognize the girl you used to be. sometimes it is your handprint looking unsteady.
sometimes it is tuesday, and you didn't get fired, and you want to celebrate. but what is it you like, even? you search around your little heart and come up empty. you're so used to denying that all your desires draw a blank.
oh fuck. see, this is the perfect opportunity. if you had a mixer, you'd make a cake.
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HEY I MADE A BAD GUYS MUG THAT DOES NOT GIVE AWAY YOU'RE AN UTMV FAN :D
If you want it, I know have a society6 account :3
https://society6.com/product/dark8445873_mug?sku=s6-27459703p30a27v199
@shinechermont hehe it is the project I was talking about (thanks for the inspiration for what objects to use)
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Honoring @abstractsplat's idea of Alastor absolutely hating the slippery texture of silk sheets, because it just makes sense that Vox would be buying those. All iterations of Alastor cannot pass up the opportunity to mock Vox, regardless of gender. unu
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A List of Reference to Previous Seasons in Season 4
I'm making this list to show how much detail they put into referencing past events. (These are everything I've noticed feel free to add more!)
1- The stalkers/What are you stalking me?
2- That's Presumptuous of you.
3- The Snow Ball
4- Pennhurst
5- Radio Shack
6- Benny's (Aka where Jason and his friends hung out)
7- Max’s Michael Myers Mask
8- The Bite/El's Scar
9- Max driving Steve's Car
10- El killing the Agents in Season 1
And probably a bunch more I didn't mention
and yet they forget Will's birthday?
Hmmm...
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Kiri and his Crocks™ part 3
*bakusquad out and about, encountering a low level villain*
Bakugou: shitty hair give me your shoe.
Kirishima: call it what it is and I’ll give it to you.
Bakugou: give me. your fucking. shoe.
Kaminari, smirking: cmon bakubro call it what it is.
Mina, giggling: yeah blasty what’s it called?
Bakugou, pissed: GIVE ME THE FUCKING SHOE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
Kirishima, visibly upset: please kat?
Bakugou, through gritted teeth: hand me your goddamn Crock kirishima.
Kiri, watching Bakugou launch his Crock at the villain: GET CROCKED!
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