#not janitor

[osha-janitor]

(( ooc @osha-official-the-sequel i wouldnt usually tag you in things but i saw the fanart of osha and became Inspired

I thought it would be neat to have an osha who looked more like a tradie (tradesperson? Idk if tradie is aussie slang or not) since when I think of OSHA I think of building sites. I also gave them a suit outfit as well, since office buildings also have OSHA regulations they have to abide by! The left outfit's gloves are also based on a pair i own!

[Start ID: An image of two humanoid figures with the OSHA logo for a head against a blue background.

The left figure is wearing proper PPE for a building site: gloves with a hi-vis strip, a hi-vis vest, a hard hat and ear protectors over a blue short sleeve shirt and dark blue trousers. They also have steel capped workboots on. An arrow near the head shows goggles and a facemask with the text "Additional PPE".

The right figure is wearing a black suit, with a white shirt and red tie. The suit also has cufflinks that resemble hardhats. End ID]

[ma-ar]

AW characters as major arcana

[sonicman66]

It happened agaaaaaain

Dpxdc (mostly batman but y'all know the drill)

Danny reveal goes bad, as it sometimes does. Your decision if its a Permanent or Temporary bad result, but either way he takes off and ends up in Gotham. In the midst of getting himself settled (finalizing his new identity if he has one, pulling his emergency funds, etc.) he looks for a job, something that won't look Too Deeply into this malnourished teen with Iffy papers, no references, clearly not a local applying.

And finds work under one Oswald C. Cobblepot, who takes pity on the lad and gives him a job. Kid is either too young to mix drinks or doesn't know how, he's a bit too raggedy to be a waiter or a server, and pity doesn't mean he trusts the kid enough to let him do any of the important work, and the kid does not seem suitable for hench work. So he makes him the janitor.

The Bats catch word that Cobblepot has a new employee, and naturally they get curious, even if Penguin is on a legit streak or not, bc the new hire has obviously faked papers.

Meanwhile Penguin is happy as a clam. The new kid is great at his job, leaves the place lookin spotless, and doesn't ask any questions about suspicious stains or weird trash (besides 'where's the bleach' and 'is this hazmat or just garbage?')

Until one day, in the middle of his cleaning, Danny walks into a previously spotless room to find it slightly messed, with a shadowed figure hunching over a computer, clearly looking through files.

At this point i can't decide which way to take this is funnier.

A: Danny walks up and knocks the intruder unconscious. Calls his boss up and asks what the protocol is for a knocked out Batman in the records room.

B: Danny just huffs from the doorway. 'Dude. Seriously? I just cleaned this place.' The Bat doesn't startle, but Danny does find himself staring at the business of a batarang with Batman looming over him. Gets an impromptu interrogation like 'Why are you working for the Penguin?' 'Because he pays in cash, which i require for goods and services?' 'What do you know about his operations?' 'Jack shit, i'm a janitor.'

Or C: Batman stares at Danny. Danny stares at Batman. Danny scowls. 'I'm going to shut this door. When I come back in five minutes, this room better be as clean as it was before you came in. Got it?' Then steps out without waiting for a response. Heads out, calls Oswald and asks what the protocol is for encountering a Bat or Bird on the premises.

[dumbbard]

this summarizes my experience with the remedy verse pretty well

[autistic-ace]

[voidstifyinq]

the party ended six months ago and I’m still here

Also out of context draw pile ft. friend art

[thecryptidart1st]

man it sure has been a crazy month of announcements

(yes thats a real announcement)

[clownsuu]

weren't you the person who created 'gotta sweeps' human design

Ah yes, the mandatory yearly sweep ask—

[bet-on-me-13]

Reformed Dan but misunderstandings suck

So, Dan has been Reformed for Years at this point. You could go with the Fandom Typical version of just chilling out, or you could go with the AGIT version of the Redemption. Either way, Dan is fully reformed and trying to find his way in the World.

Unfortunately, not everybody knows/believes him.

You know all those Time Traveling Heroes who came back to stop some great catastrophe? That was Dan.

Impulse is fucking terrified of this guy, cause he Grew Up in the Central City Stronghold and saw Phantom tear down the Walls protecting the City in person.

Booster Gold grew up in the Metropolis Stronghold, so while he never really saw Phantom in his timeline he still did know of him. I mean, obviously, he murdered every hero on the planet and subjugated most of the world, but he doesn't have much personal stake in that.

Eobard Thawn hates Phantom. Thawn himself grew up in a world where Phantom killed every Hero in the world, and he was terrified that Phantom would track him down when he tried to become the new Flash. But once he became a Walking Paradox he saw as Time itself changed to erase Phantom from existence, he got really jealous. Why did Time decide Phantom was bad enough to erase, why not him!? He's Evil! He's a Terror on the Timeline! He deserves Clockworks attention dammit!

And then, they discover evidence that Phantom has come back in Time,

So now, any and all Time Travelers are trying to find the guy who single-handedly was the Apocalypse, and want to kill him to save the world. Or out of Jealousy in Thawns case.

Either way, no matter where Dan goes to try and settle down, a bunch of annoying Heroes always find him and attack him, yelling about "Stopping his Plans" and "Saving the Timeline!" And "It should have been me dammit!"

Honestly Thawn is the most annoying one, he just runs in and rants at him about how he is jealous of how much attention Clockwork gave him. Dude, just sdmit your crush already and leave me alone. (I'm not sorry)

[gortash]

Have we met before? Are you trapped in The Dark Place too?

[osha-janitor]

(( so I'm kinda hoping to return to osha soon! if you recieve a notif from me for a post that was a very long time ago I apologise, I haven't checked this account in a while and have 99+ notifs so I have No Idea when each is from

[sirtotallynotatimetraveler]

Merry Easter Everyone!

A little late (as usual), but I hope you had a good egg day! 🥚🍕

[aloesnake]

fred is in hell

[fras-redacted-shapes]

The fed is refusing to blend in.

[anyataylorjoys]

HOUSE, M.D. S3E16 | Top Secret

[royalarchivist]

Cellbit (as "Pit"): I'm not a real janitor, ok?

Baghera: Oh, you're Pit!

Cellbit: Yes, yes I'm janitor Pit, yes.

Foolish: Wait, you're a bald janitor?

Cellbit: Yeah. But I'm not really a janitor.

Foolish: Wait, what? You're not? Wait, what are you?

Baghera: You work for the Federation?