#not my problem ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[theprodigypenguin]

By definition abandonment issues are generally caused by people who end relationships suddenly, or people who come and go from the relationship at their own convenience. Someone unstable.

So with that in mind, it wouldn't make sense that Dragon would be the cause of Luffy’s abandonment issues; he never knew the guy existed till he was 17. It was actually better for Luffy's growth and psyche that Dragon never tried to build a relationship with him when he knew he couldn't be around to maintain it properly.

But who in his life I wonder came and went, flitting in an out of his life during his formative years when he was most impressionable???? 🤔

[padmerrie]

fuck orochimaru.  kakashi is their dad now. ✌🏻

[lucybianchi]

When these bitches (Sanji and Zoro) are so gay they’re gonna make me watch a 1,000+ episode anime just so I can see they’re gay asses bein gay…

[griffynkitten]

Sometimes I realize I just spent 9hrs playing minecraft and consider I may have a problem

Then I remember Docm77 played 60hrs in the first week of hermitcraft season 10, so maybe this much minecraft is actually ok.

[sylvrndoodles]

another fake novel cover, but for one of my projects this time ( ˙꒳​˙ )

[scarrletmoon]

oh man

so they’re probably not going to see this bc they did block me (fair) and i never would’ve seen this ask if i didn’t get an email about it bc if you block someone, i guess anything you send them disappears? either that or it’s because they’ve been shadowbanned by tumblr. anyway

this ask is about this post asking about submissive preferences and my tag was “#if you have to ask” not because i think you shouldn’t have to ask but because this was a joke about the fact that i write praise kink into so many fics that the answer should be obvious — forgetting the fact that OP can see your tags, and the fact that they don’t know me

also i don’t have my age in my bio bc i forgot to put it in there and i also find it annoying that i have to disclose information so people know which way to harass me or whatever. i get the point, i check people’s ages all the time, but if people want to block me bc they think im a minor, that’s their prerogative

i actually don’t know what the point of this post is. i guess it’s just a reminder that anyone can see your tags and take them out of context so be mindful?

[caffeine-high]

Desconjuração mistranslations and out of context subtitles!

in celebration of me being halfway through calamidade, here are my favourite subtitles from desconjuracao also bc i will just never post these otherwise and i did promise myself i'd post them for each episode....

spoiler free! (or as spoiler free as i could get them)

ep 5:

ep6:

ep7:

ep8:

ep9:

ep10:

ep11:

ep12:

ep13:

ep14:

these just all need to go together:

ep15:

ep16:

ep17:

ep18:

ep19:

i somehow dont have any saved from this episode?

ep20:

mainly a lot of crying over here

[cannibalistic-suggestions]

If I could pluck out your eyes to collect in a basket like fresh berries, I would. If only you had several that grew back to be replaced, after I mashed and crushed up the old ones into jam for my toast or just bit into your corneas like grapes with seeds to spit out.

Stop looking at them. Look only at ME! ME! ME! ME!

What do I have to do to finally catch your eye? Do you want to kiss up the scars when I slit open my wrists, so you can feel superficial accomplishment? I would let you drink the wine in my veins if you had higher tolerance for it.

Why can't you shower me with the affection you once did? I was a dying houseplant and your love revived me, but its gone from daily to only seeing you if I'm lucky to get a hold of you, otherwise you'd be fine leaving me to rot, surely. Did I wear your patience thin? Botanicals like me take time to bloom, too much for your liking it seems. You got tired, or you realized what you were getting yourself into and chickened out.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm so fucking needy. I need your voice, as sweet as agave, to whisper what I want to hear, I need your body in the way we handled the fervor of the spring, wet as the rain. I crumble into decolored nothingness more and more when you ignore me, for those who are "better" than me, the ones that'll actually better you, in comparison to what you had with me.

I would strangle you to hear the calming low buzz of you choking on your own blood, begging for mercy and finally bringing yourself to admit you love me, you love me and I'm your favorite and your one and only forever and ever.

You realized you ingested a poison with no easy antidote. I think you only keep me around to see how you can get out; don't you have guilt about tossing out a reminder of your own failure? I'm sorry I'm this way, I never asked for the germination of my miserable existence in the first place. I don't know what to do if I'm not the prized heirloom of your garden, I'll rip my own petals off and shove them down your throat if you might at least get a taste of my wrath and like it. I wilt more and more the seconds your attention isn't on me.

Wasn't there a bountiful harvest on both ends? Shared bites of forbidden fruit; you're damned along with me and I hate to see you trying to escape it. Don't you want us to drown together? You still fake some semblance of tolerance, maybe out of pity. It's all performative: oh, but at least you're still cute sometimes, when you're everything but yourself.

How about I bake you to finally get the good parts of you that I missed? You're like poison ivy to me in how you irritate me, but at the same time I can't get enough, it's even more maddening to be without that feeling that makes me want to scratch my skin off. You're not allowed to spread, I want to be the sole victim of your infestation. Don't fucking go to those other people. They don't deserve you.

I'll make sure your very essence becomes part of my blood if I have to, to make you stay with me forever and never fucking leave.

[queen-scribbles]

Finally got my Ody/Chance playlist together, guys! It's definitely not made for maximum emotional damage or anything! 😇[spotify]

Chance//The National Parks ∙ Close your Eyes//Silver Trees ∙ Kiss Me//Ed Sheeran ∙ The Kiss//PHILDEL ∙ Wander//Home & Harbor ∙ Time//2CELLOS ∙ If We Were Vampires//Chester See ∙ Gavi's Song//Lindsey Stirling ∙ hold on//flor ∙ evergone//Christina Perri ∙ Dancing With Your Ghost//Sasha Alex Sloan ∙ Lose You Now//Lindsey Stirling ft Mako ∙ Heaven Knows//Five for Fighting

[what-the-fuck-khr]

GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY IM BACK I HAVE ANSWERS so we looked at my teeth etc and I’m not gonna die of sepsis bc despite all the shit my toothache caused me there’s no infection. so what was it, Bronwyn? good question!

wisdom teeth

[amtrak12]

Genuine question: how do people read fic when they're also writing it? Because istg reading and writing are two very separate activities for me and I can only handle one at a time. :S

[blujayonthewing]

I'm really glad elyss came several years before melliwyk, because mel's alignment shift from chaotic neutral to chaotic good sometimes feels a little embarrassing in an 'I can't keep my own feelings to myself for the sake of committing to the bit' sort of way, but the counterpoint to that is that elyss, steadfastly true neutral, just simply Does Not Care about anyone other than her own loved ones or anything outside her own immediate interest no matter how much I sometimes wish she would

[what-even-is-sleep]

Craziest advertising flaw I’ve seen in my life is: it’s impossible to look up “spider catcher” or even “spider catcher for arachnophobes” without EVERY. SINGLE. PRODUCT. having a blown up picture of a spider in it.

[duckebizaaro0133]

Sobre a treta que citei na pergunta de um @. Bom, vou explicar agora.

Tudo começou quando eu estava de boas em meu celular, navegando pela internet (pareceu um idoso falando, mas ok). Até que eu entrei no insta, e vi que tinha uma notificação de mensagem, eis que eu vou ver quem é. Foi um amigo que é ex de minha amiga, quando clico na mensagem, estava bem ali escrito, inclusive, a mensagem soou pra mim de forma furiosa "pq vc perguntou pra *** se eu sentia saudades do meu passado (transar com minha ex)".

Quando vi a mensagem, fiquei de cara, pois eu nem sabia que era a peste que ele tava falando. Nisso ele disse que era a namorada dele, e eu continuei a dizer que não conhecia, nem fazia ideia de quem era. E então a conversa foi se prolongando, e ele estava duvidando de mim.

A peste disse que eu tinha falado com ela pela manhã, mas não tinha como!! Primeiro que eu fiquei 3 aulas fazendo trabalho e escrevendo aquela lista pro blog, então não tinha tempo de eu mandar mensagem para ninguém, além do quê, tinha minha amiga do meu lado, me ajudando a fazer o trabalho, mais uma prova que não disse nada com essa guria. Disse para ele que tem gente que poderia provar, e então ele disse que ela não tem celular, o que indica que eu falei pessoalmente. Gente, eu não falo com meus parentes pessoalmente, vou falar com uma estranha? Misericórdia, viu!?

Enfim, depois liguei pra ex dele, que é muito próxima de mim M.R (do post da lista), nisso falei a história toda a ela, e ela afirmou TUDO o que eu disse, provando que eu não estava mentindo. Voltei para o ditect, e fiquei conversando com o guri. Ele parecia estar puto comigo, então fui tentando amenizar as coisas, até que a ex dele, me deu a ideia de perguntar a namorada dele, características da pessoa com quem ela falou, dessa maneira ia descobrir de uma vez por todas. Porque ela diz que eu conversei com ela fora da School, então se eu falei com ela, alguma características minha a priquita vai ter.

Bom, a guria não tem celular, então não adiantou de nada, na conversa toda, ele ficou falando que ia tirar a história a limpo amanhã, e como não tem como se comunicar com a praga via smartphone, só amanhã mesmo.

Estou ansioso para ver a queda da piranha.

Inclusive, parece que ela disse que se ele não acreditasse nela, ela ia terminar o relacionamento com ele, foi aí que M.R pensou "ela deve estar tentando arrumar uma desculpa para terminar o namoro", eu acho que essa teoria está certa. Porque não faz o menor sentido, eu nunca vi a guria, nunca falei, não sei como ela sabe my name, então essa história é cheia de interrogações, que espero que tenham respostas amanhã, e se possível BRIGA.

É isso, amanhã atualizo vocês.

Obrigado por ler.

- Ass: Ducke B.

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[napoleon-usher]

do you ever have just a sudden realization of how bland your own personality is like damn I must be absolutely boring to be around