#not permissible in court

[thepriceofsurvival]

[halfpintpeach]

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I got a commission from @emry-stars-art of my Professor Neil AU!

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Based on my professor Neil Au where Neil is a college professor and a below the knee amputee with a mobility support dog named Duke :)

You can read it here: Professor Neil!

[ionlydrinkhotwater]

Based on the EC and canon, Neil isn't the jealous type. He gets along with Roland fine. And I don't think he'd notice or care if anyone hit on Andrew unless it was making Andrew feel uncomfortable, and even then, he'd respect Andrew wanting to handle the situation himself, he trusts Andrew completely.

I'd like to think that although Neil isn't the jealous boyfriend type, he is ABSOLUTELY a crazy jealous best friend

If Matt starts spending more time with Aaron (cause they are roommates now) Neil would get angry, and act even more bitchier towards Aaron who would either roll his eyes over Neil's immaturity or be just as immature and rub it in by posting pics of he and Matt having movie nights and Neil scrolls through the pics with a feverish rage that makes Kevin and Andrew shake their heads with exasperation.

Aaron tags them #backlinerbuddies

Neil is already insecure about being a friend, especially with a social butterfly like Matt. What if Matt thinks that Aaron is a more fun and interesting friend than he is? 🥺

Meanwhile, Aaron finds he likes Matt a lot, dudes solid, and they have a lot in common as former addicts whose parents got them addicted, they are both backliners and they are both total simps for their girlfriends. Also Matt's mom is super cool and Aaron likes her a lot.

Neil internally screeches with fury while clinging to Matt's arm, while throwing hateful glances at a smug Aaron who deliberately makes an inside joke with Matt. Neil checks Aaron into a wall when practice resumes even though he doesn't have the ball.

Andrew and Dan are very amused

Boyd is clueless about it

Neil finds out that Aaron and Matt are planning a double date with Kate and Dan and he shamelessly crashes it. Andrew refused to be involved with this new low, so Neil drags a super confused Kevin to the triple date (Neil lied and told him they were going out for smoothies).

I feel like Neil should be allowed to be a hot mess now that he's not being hunted anymore.

[scoobiesminyard]

Andrew Minyard by GarnYarn (not my art)

[aleclighttwd]

Taylor Swift doing a mashup of False God x Slut is her confirmation of being a jerejean truther (source: the voices in my head.)

[abitdragonobsessed]

I am in the process of redesigning the whole The Foxhole book but y'all ain't ready to see that

[bardy-boy]

She Brennan on my Lee till I Mulligan 

[askmafiabobvelseb]

Next part!

Uh oh.

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Hello! Hope you are well.

it has been a while since I have requested :)

but I come back to give you a delicious idea if you haven’t already done it.

Foul legacy doing a lil mating dance. Just to get your attention and permission to start dating. I think it would just be so cute for Moth to try to impress us with his fur and trills. Maybe engage in a dance 💃

hope you have a good day/night! - Baking anon

oh my goodness hello hello!!!!!! i've missed you, welcome back!!!! :D this is so cute Foul Legacy totally would to hehe

it always starts with his fur ruffling, the lilac strands fluffing up and trying to look soft and impressive for you as he lowers himself to your height, crystalline eye bright and shining. you almost think he's getting ready to playfully pounce on you until his wings flutter, head tilting as he lets out small, harmonious chirps. a smile spreads across your face as you watch him leap and bound around you, showing off his fur and wings and the glowing edges that adorn his body, glowing in the night. you can't help but clap when his curious yet mesmerizing dance ends, Legacy trilling happily as he approaches you again, wings still slightly raised and glittering. he tilts his head to the side again, crouching so he can look you in the eye and gently nudging your shoulder in question, speaking no words but somehow conveying exactly what he wants to ask. you just smile gently, cupping his face with your hands and pressing a soft kiss to his forehead, and you feel Legacy's purrs before you hear them

Ajax is SO embarrassed when you told him about Legacy's dance, letting out a groan and hiding his face in his hands- his Abyssal side really did encapsulate all his strongest emotions. his red cheeks only darken when you gently tease him, asking if he's going to do a dance for you as well, and Ajax simply huffs and sweeps you into his arms, pressing his forehead stubbornly against yours. Foul Legacy only purrs smugly when you recount Ajax's reaction, proudly fluttering his wings- he'll gladly dance for you again! anytime you want! perhaps you could also join in this time, a symbol of your relationship. he'd have to teach you, of course, but Legacy doesn't mind in the slightest- and maybe one day you'd convince Ajax to dance with you, a slow, gentle waltz under the endless starry sky

[michelangelos-last-judgement]

GUESS WHAT CAME OUT AS I WAS WRITING ABOUT EXY 🗣️🗣️

[fairydriver]

That's me.

[mayonnaisetoffees]

It's the way that freedom to Neil is being allowed to play, shackled to the game is more than he ever expected to be allowed

Both Kevin and Neil have been able to experience a life outside of exy and continued to choose to play, couldn't imagine a world where they didn't

Jean never had the choice, and Neil saved them all but he made that choice, not Jean. Jean at the start can't imagine a life without exy not because of how much he loves it, but because he is Jean Moreau and he is a raven

But if Neil hadn't made that deal for them, Jean would never have had the chance to have a life outside exy. Jean being chained to ''a game he could barely stand anymore'' is the ONLY reason he is at a point where he is free enough to have friends.

[hollandwhore]

i’ve been seeing this a lot with aftg art of people posting other people’s art on tiktok with no credit at all… like are you guys getting permission or just posting without???? please give credit to artists and ask for permission to post. or just don’t post it at all if it’s not yours.

[swampthingking]

oh! oh </3 oh!! okay!

[kingofsummer93]

Elain in black: a thesis

Not to cause chaos on this fine Saturday (she says, while stirring the shit cauldron) but can we discuss something real quick?

I saw an in-depth theory recently that basically declares that the reason Elain looked like shit in black is because the IC collectively agreed to use magic to dim her beauty in order to make Nesta appear more appealing to Eris. And I just…

Listen. I am fully aware that when your canoe is sinking you will try your hardest to patch up those holes with whatever you can get your hands on, but god damn I cannot let this one go.

What people are really saying here is that Nesta “I charmed a duke with one waltz” Archeron could not POSSIBLY attract the attention of a man with Elain standing next to her with her full beauty unleashed, because who in their right minds would go for Nesta over Elain? That’s what we’re saying here? No matter that all three Archeron sisters are described as being incredibly beautiful? No matter that it was ultimately the poise, grace, and elegance she showed on the dancefloor that impressed Eris, and not just her beauty?

You’re telling me that SJM, queen of the strong female leads, purposely wrote a narrative in which one girl is made to look ugly in order to make another one look appealing? In the middle of Nesta’s OWN BOOK?

You’re telling me that the IC all agreed to this plan? That NESTA AND ELAIN both heard this plan and were like, yeah sure that makes sense, let’s do it? Who do we think came up with this idea in the first place? Did they all sit down to dinner and someone was like, hey, Elain is pretty AF, we’re probably gonna have to dim that shit a bit, otherwise Eris won’t look twice at Nesta?

What. The. Actual. Fuck?

Maybe the IC kept it a secret from Cassian and Nesta, and that’s why it doesn’t get mentioned to the reader? No. You know why it doesn’t get mentioned to the reader? Because it didn’t happen, that’s why.

And THEN. Someone supported this theory by saying that Eris had previously “shown interest” in Elain when he mentioned her beauty at the High Lord meeting. This is so wrong on so many levels. FFS. He mentions her as a taunt to the IC and as a jab to Lucien, not because he’s interested in getting his dick wet. There is just absolutely no hecking way that Eris would ever be interested in Lucien’s mate. Elain could throw herself at him fully nude and I’m still convinced he would not go for it purely because she is his brother’s mate. You cannot convince me otherwise.

Our girl Elain looks like shit in Night Court black. Period. No, this was not some elaborate scheme. It's a hint that one of these things is not like the others.

Ship what you want to ship, but this entire theory is people squinting at a circle and declaring that it’s actually a square.