#not right now at least

[pansy-picnics]

Hey there are land of stories fans here right? I was thinking about it again am i the only one who just gets unreasonably angry thinking about the ending of book 2 for no reason. LIKE THE BUILDUP IS SOOO FUCKING GOOD AND THEN IT JUST. DROPS. FOR NO REASON. AND EYE HATE IT.

conners abandonment issues and alex’s rejection sensitivity are just bubbling up for the first time in SUCH a tense scene here it’s genuinely SO powerful because the narrative has been hinting towards their separate paths for the ENTIRE BOOK and conners been REJECTING it the ENTIRE time because he’s a PUSSY. and when i was listening to it again i was 100% expecting them to both start SCREAMING at each other and for charlotte to have to drag conner through that portal KICKING AND SCREAMING but instead conners just like “:( ….Okieeeee…..Ily alex 🥺” and then they just LEAVE?!(!?!!? LIKE?!?!?!?? I HATE ITTTTT I HATE IT SO MUCH,!?!!?

LIKE YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME ANYONE LET ALONE THIS THIRTEEN YEAR OLD BOY WOULD BE THIS CHILL ABOUT THIS. FOR ALL THEY KNOW THIS COULD BE THE LAST TIME THEYRE SEEING EACH OTHER LIKE. EVER? AFTER CONNER ALREADY ALMOST LOST EVERYTHING? AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THEYRE JUST GONNA HUG IT OUT?!,!!?? THESE TWO??? ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT???????????

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE CRAZY ASS CLIFFHANGER CHRIS COULDVE LEFT THIS ON. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE INSANITY THAT WOULDVE ENSUED. IF WE SAW THEM ACTUALLY FIGHT FOR ONCE. IF WE SAW CONNER GET DRAGGED THROUGH THE PORTAL SECONDS BEFORE IT CLOSES KICKING AND SCREAMING WHILE ALEX IS SEETHING WITH RAGE. IF IT JUST ENDED WITH CONNER THINKING HIS SISTER MAY AS WELL BE DEAD AND THAT HED NEVER SEE HER AGAIN. GOD. CAN YOU IMAGINEEEEEEE.

and don’t you DARE fucking tell me “Uhmmm its a kids book 🤓☝️” Because i will actually start bashing you to death with hammers. A guy literally got shot in this series and we saw it live do not even try to tell me THIS is crossing the line. Be fucking for real.

[tswwwit]

What are the parameters for aphrodisiacs to you? I've read fics where the aphrodisiac makes the character totally obsessed and desperate for sex, but also ones where it's more of an inconvenience and super hard to hide but still manageable. I've seen ones where the characters are done after one really good round and others where it takes several tries to get it out of their system. Does it hurt at all to be under it's influence or is it just annoying?

It all depends on what it's for! As a plot contrivance, an aphrodisiac's only real function is in service to Porn.

That being said, personally I'd lean more towards 'inconvenient and difficult to manage' rather than 'overwhelming' just because I enjoy characters putzing around for a while before getting to the dicking. With a bit of miscommunication and/or bickering involved, of course. Oh! And a side of 'multiple rounds', for filthy smut reasons.

[grusinskayas]

what if i buy this beautiful vhs of joyless street. do i have a vhs player. no. but what if i buy this beautiful vhs of joyless street

[spacedustmantis]

riptide ep 114 is absolutely for the fncers. but it is also for the mockingjayers and i think we ought to talk about that more

[handsoffthefuckinshield]

okay. gonna curb that before he starts getting too carried away

[cicadagaze]

hey check this out, there's been an expansion to the family section on the cat generator 👀

[sophiethewitch1]

once again getting distracted lads

[spookyboywhump]

It looks I am able to install my tablet software onto my laptop so, win for Allen on that one

The problem is installing the actual art program

[sneezefiction]

[mothwingedmyths]

Please help me I'm drawing anthro designs for my scugs and so far the Plagued looks like they're melting or something and all I can think is "Falling Frozen Leaves turned them into goo for their final exam"

[wu-kongs]

I wonder how Wukong would feel if he ever found out that Liu and Macaque were in something of a relationship together.

(this post is me trying to make sense of macaque/liu happening so it's really just babble. i'm adding this note as i'm getting to the end of the post. btw i'm calling this ship sugarplums. sugar plums are associated with winter because of the nutcracker that is associated with christmas. winter because that is liu's season, and plums for the obvious. are you seeing the vision. are you picking up what i'm putting down.)

i honestly don't know how he would feel or react. as it is, whatever liu and macaque would have would be... complicated. and hardly romantic. it's a thing born out of loneliness and desperation, never good.

and when does this thing of their start? ok, liu is the sole survivor of the huaguosida from erlang's fucked up shade of justice, and macaque survives too. they find each other. realize this is all somehow wukong's fault. macaque just about knows what's happened to wukong and where he is and what he's doing and is thoroughly convinced they've been fully abandoned. does he immediately begin to pursue wukong? or does he bide his time, consummate this thing with liu, try with them to keep what little left of FFM they have? i can't imagine liu abandoning FFM. i can imagine macaque abandoning FFM.

macaque leaves. liu doesn't. maybe there's something there then, maybe liu, on their own for the first time in a very long time is frightened of it, and desperate for some kind—any kind—of companionship. maybe that leashes macaque for just a little while before he can't take it anymore and has to go get revenge.

what then, where does that leave liu, loyal liu who knows what's left of FFM is suffering and will fall apart without someone to guide them? this is their home, they can't... leave. wu—. wukong instated them as a general for a reason. FFM is part of the reason.

so liu stays on FFM to take care of who's left. macaque goes off to. die. the rest of the journey happens. most of the monkeys who did have any shred of longevity are long gone to live lives away from their home that hosted much trauma to them, and eventually, liu has no one left to take care of. ma, ba, and beng are still. dead.

macaque is dead. until he isn't.

so macaque comes back. wukong is in self-imposed exile. he'd just missed liu by a few decades. liu does Not return to FFM at any point after they permanently leave. all-hearing liu'er mihou easily locates liu. enraged. confused. desperate. alone. explains everything. liu becomes. enraged. confused. they're desperate. already alone.

ok so this is how it happens.

and wukong is angry at macaque. but not at liu. never at liu. wukong would definitely feel... hurt. betrayed, in some way. but knowing he doesn't have the right (when it comes to liu at least) to feel that way. what happened to FFM was his fault, and he's been tryna make up for it ever since he re-settled, knowing that could never be. (he's been tracking down the monkey yaoguai that used to live there to check on them. see how they're doing. give help without exposing who he is to them when and where he can. sends clones to do the same.)

he'd also be confused. when did they even have time to do that? ("my liege," oozing with poisonous sarcasm, "you were gone a very long time.") oof. that stings. alright, he admits that was his bad (it wasn't his bad, he was imprisoned by the journey with no other choice, but that's no excuse. it's never an excuse.)

he's lost two of the most important people in his whole existence thanks to his mistakes, and they've found each other in this awful, wretched way that's like fangs injecting venom into flesh. he's.

he's heartbroken.

[void-thevoid]

wld u mind starting to use an art tag? I'd love to see all ur art and it's difficult when it's scattered about

oh- i've actually been forgetting to use my art tag... thanks for the reminder!

[tiffanyvalntine]

me 24/7: i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die i wan- me when i don't feel well: god please no i'm too young to die

[collinnmckinley]

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[nachov]

torture and killing when🔥🔥

lalo . no torture and killing

[crouteann]

uriel is not a tatyana player character but rather something far more sinister