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doubleipa · 5 months
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sanjisblackasswife · 5 months
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He literally wants me so bad yall look at him.
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LOOK AT HIS FINE ASS
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cthaehbutwithafrog · 3 months
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deerlottie · 13 days
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Being trans and on t and one days you’re speaking to Lucy and she is in shock. It sounds like your balls just dropped. You keep talking about she runs her thighs together and you realise that your deep voice is turning her on 😋
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"hey, luce!"
lucy furrows her brows at the unfamiliar voice calling out her name. they crease even more as she turns around, watching you jog up to her with a big grin on your face. you have half your suit tied around your waist, holding your fencing mask in one hand.
"god. steph beat my ass in fencing today." you sigh, wiping sweat from your brow. "it's totally not fair. that baby's gonna grow up to be a fencing champion, i swear." you joke, leaning against one of the hallway walls in the vault.
lucy feels her ears burn at the sound of your deep voice, feeling herself tingle in weird places. when did your voice change so suddenly? yesterday it was perfectly normal. she knows you're on hormones, but she didn't expect your voice to change so drastically.
"you sound so...different." lucy chuckles nervously, looking you up and down. now that she thinks about it, you do look a little buffer. and she can notice tiny hairs start to grow on your chin along with an addams apple.
"i do?" you ask hopefully, smiling. you haven't noticed any change in your voice, probably because you're so used to it, but hearing lucy comment on your voice makes you happy. "do i sound good, though? like a man now?" you deepen your voice to emphasize your question, making lucy shudder.
all she can do is hum and nod with a tight-lipped smile, subtly rubbing her thighs together as you keep talking about your day. her clit is throbbing, and she knows she's soaked through her underwear by now, but she can't bring herself to make an excuse to leave, too entranced by your voice.
"is something wrong?" you ask, slowly picking up on the way she shifts back and forth on her legs. her eyes widen like a deer caught in headlights, scoffing out a reply. "nope! absolutely fine and dandy over here." she laughs awkwardly, feeling her heart thud as you get up off the wall and corner her.
"really?" you're so close she can feel your breath against her lips, and she squeaks out a tiny yes. if she wasn't wet before, she absolutely is now with the way you whisper. "i think you're lying. i think you're getting off on my voice."
lucy quivers as you bring a hand up to her chin, forcing her to make eye contact with you, her big wide eyes filled with desperation.
"take me back to your room."
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lemongogo · 11 months
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elendiraaaaaa
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toournextadventure · 3 months
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Joker: So... l've seen you've been spending a lot of time with Sam recently.
Prof!r: No, j, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Joker: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Prof!r: No! You're the only one for me.
Joker: Is that so?
Prof!r: I promise! Sam and I are just dating, okay?
She’s my girlfriend.
Joker: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Prof!r: You are still my one and only best friend! She’s just the love of my life, nothing more!
Joker: But l'm still the platonic love of your life, right?
Prof!r: Of course bro!
Joker: Bro...
Sam:
Tara:
Sam: What the-
No one does besties like these two your honor
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They're BESTIES to the T
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phagvision · 5 days
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professional-termite · 6 months
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*CLARIFICATION! I THINK IT'S AMAZING AND YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY CONTINUE DOING THIS! I JUST HAD A THOUGHT!*
If people end up shipping Ness and Mike in like a noticeable way, there is a nonzero percent chance that Matpat will make a video about it
or yk he might just. mention us at some point. if he does then i should be notified immediately so i can laugh my ass off about it
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mangoposts · 4 months
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https://twitter.com/twtmoods/status/1737702120248221990
cute lil cuddling w matt 😈😈
also im new to the links, can I use this emoji 🥸🥸lol?
Anon i looooveeeee this link i was watching this the other day and thinking its so Matt
He’d love when yall are laying together on your sides, watching a movie or sum when he feels your hand creep around his waist and begin to stroke him thru his sweatpants. He would go crazy over the extra material, it would stimulate him so much more and he’d probably cum in his pants before getting to do anything else
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iceeericeee · 7 months
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Crowley can’t sense Aziraphale while he’s in Heaven so he won’t be able to sense if he needs rescuing (which I assume is how he finds him in situations like France and the church)
Enjoy your morning angst!
YOU-
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milksockets · 1 month
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i feel like only now that i have a bf am i seeing actually attractive men around this city lmao figures
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ronnica-sinp · 10 months
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avvail-whumps · 9 months
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‘guns for hire’ — square one #27
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content warnings: recapture, failed escape attempt, whumpee referred to as “kid” but they’re an adult, minor character death, gun violence, blood, vomiting, passing out, punishments, manhandling, violence, broken fingers (with a hammer)
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Leo tried to use the phone, but his hands had been so weak, and the pain had started swelling in his wrist to the point where it made it eyes water. He sucked in a deep breath, pushing down the nauseating pain in his body as he forced himself to get it together.
He punched 911 into the phone, his breathing shaking as he stared hopefully at the screen. He heard the dreaded sound of the automated message, his heart picking up in disbelief.
“No, no, no, no,” he frantically whispered under his breath, hanging up the call and instantly trying again. It did the same thing, and he bumped his head against the headrest in frustration.
The stranger, Michael, was glancing at him briefly, fingers flexing against the steering wheel.
“I-It’s okay, kid. Here, wait—” He leaned over, eyes flicking to the road occasionally. He pulled out a packet of wet wipes, crinkling softly under his fingers. The car slowed slightly while he was concentrating. He hadn’t been going that fast, since Leo thought he might throw up if they speeded down a bumpy dirt track. “Wipe yourself down with these.”
Leo tugged a wet wipe out with trembling fingers, before pulling down the sun visor. He saw a picture of Michael, smiling with a red headed woman. He felt bad about getting dirt and blood in his car, but it didn’t last long. He began gently smoothing the wipe over his skin, hissing.
Michael sighed heavily. “We’ll call the cops when we get a signal, okay? We’re on our way to a town now, so...so it’s all—”
The car suddenly jerked, throwing Leo forward. He threw his arms out to brace himself against the headboard, a small cry escaping his lips. Michael tugged the steering straight with a small curse.
“What was that?” He cried fearfully.
“I-I don’t know, it just...” The car stayed straight, and Leo’s beating heart calmed down in his chest. He released a shuddering breath, continuing to wipe the grime from his pale face. He moved to his neck, his brows furrowing slightly when he noticed something distinct.
Michael cleared his throat awkwardly. “Car’s just acting up. It’s a bit slow, but...it’s fine. We’re gonna get you back, okay?”
Leo felt his hairs prick on edge. It was a pen line. Starting from his neck and disappearing under his shirt. Hot dread pooled into his stomach. This wasn’t here before. Leo didn’t remember having pen on his skin when he escaped, which meant the only time was—
He frantically lifted up his shirt, watching the line descend down his ribs and link up to little hearts drawn on his stomach. A sob choked in his throat.
When he was unconscious. He must have been out for hours because of that tranquilizer dart, lying haphazardly in the dirt — Roy must have found him. He must have done this, but why did—? Why wasn’t Leo—?
His terrified eyes slid over to Michael.
The man was glancing at him uneasily. “Are you feeling okay, kid?”
But by then it was too late.
Something high impact smacked into the glass behind them, and Michael’s body jerked forward, splayed limply across the steering wheel in a fraction of a second. The car screeched, violently jerking to one side towards the treeline.
Leo barely even bad time to brace himself before it was barreling straight into the trees, sending him flying forward into the headboard with a loud smack. The front of the car crumbled, smoke gathering from under the bent bonnet.
The secretary momentarily lost his breath. Everything began spinning, a horrible, high pitched ringing throbbing in his ears. He could feel fresh blood streaming down the side of his face, squinting away the blurriness in his vision.
God, Leo couldn’t think.
The impact had rocked his skull, wrangling his thoughts into nothing. He sucked in a wheezing breath, eyes flicking swiftly over to Michael.
His stomach churned in nausea.
The man was draped haphazardly over the steering wheel, bloodshot eyes blown wide and back of his head dripping with blood. Leo retched, flinging the door open and smacking onto the ground with a gasped wheeze. A sob caught in his throat as he weakly crawled away from the wreckage, fingers digging into the dirt.
He doubled over, unceremoniously emptying his guts. Tears stung his eyes, bile burning the back of his throat like acid. He tried screwing his eyes shut, begging his mind to rid itself of the horrifying image of Michael’s dead body.
Guilt and shame rose in chest, a horrified sob tearing from his throat. The phone. He needed to get the phone.
His shaking legs curled underneath him, his hands gripping onto the leather seat. He twisted himself back into the car, a gag rising in his throat as he caught a glimpse of the lifeless body in the driver’s seat.
His fingers scrambled for the phone. It was cold against his fingers, flipping it over to make sure it wasn’t broken.
Leo’s body sagged.
The screen was shattered. His thumb shakily jabbed at the button on the side, but it wasn’t turning on. A harrowing sob escaped him. He collapsed against the side of the car, a wave of despair crashing into him all at once. Something inside of him seemed to break, and he found he didn’t have the strength to move anymore.
It felt like any little thing that appeared to help him, an inkling of hope, was crushed mercilessly underneath a sadistic foot. What did he do to deserve this?
Leo spat out a glob of blood from his lip, stuttering on choked breaths. He was going to get his father killed. He killed Michael, and now his father was going to be next.
A pair of legs appeared in front of him.
He blearily looked up, barley able to meet Roy’s cold eyes for more than a few seconds before his head hung limply against his knees. He heard shuffling, Roy slinging his rifle behind his back, before he leaned down to grab Leo’s wrist.
He was jerked onto his feet, knees wobbling under the weight of his own body. He went slack when the man tucked him close to his chest, arm hooking under his knees to lift him bridal style. Leo’s vision swam, his head falling limply against his shoulder with a soft sniffle.
His wheezing breaths stuttered at the warmth seeping into his cold, clammy skin, barely able to muster up anymore strength.
Roy seemed to tag something on the boot of the car, before beginning his journey back down the dirt path, Leo in arms.
He drifted off into uncomfortable unconsciousness minutes in.
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The faint sound of a door clattering open drew Leo from his uncomfortable state of unconsciousness. It was difficult to find the energy to crack his eyelids open, head still limp against Roy’s shoulder and arms tucked under his knees and shoulders. He briefly saw a flash of familiar paintings, before it became somewhat clear in his jumbled mind that he was back at the house. 
A slurred groan escaped his lips. 
Everything hurt. 
Down to each tip of his fingers and toes, he was caked in sweat, blood and grime, soaking uncomfortably into his ripped clothes and battered skin. He could feel his hair twisted and knotted around leaves and little twigs. It was warmer in the house. Leo managed to keep his eyes open long enough to see Roy move past the stairs instead of up them, his brows pinching softly in confusion. 
But then he began approaching that sordid set of descending steps past the bathroom instead. His heart elevated rapidly in his chest, stirring slightly in his arms in defiance. 
“No, no, no,” he whispered shakily, panic gripping him. “No, no, please.” 
Roy descended down the steps to the basement, unbothered. “Be quiet.” 
The horrible screeching from the metal lock grated uncomfortably on his ears as it was tugged open, Roy shoving the door with his shoulder. Leo squirmed weakly as a dry sob ached in his sore throat, shaking his head frantically. He hated the basement. He hated it with a passion, and he didn’t think he could spend a single night down here again like last time. 
Isn’t this your own fault? His mind hissed venomously. Shouldn’t you have been expecting this? 
Roy’s arm uncurled from around his legs, but he barely even had time to place his battered feet on the ground before the mercenary was shoving him forward abruptly. He felt his body slam onto the hard concrete, landing awkwardly on his hip with a pained cry. He tried to gather his shaking limbs in an attempt to crawl away, but he felt like he could barely even move. 
Roy slammed the metal door shut with a bang that caused Leo’s skull to throb. He approached the alignment of tools with a hardened expression, before plucking off the hammer without a care. He shrugged off his rifle, setting it down on the table, and then proceeded to strip himself of his jacket and the belt holding an array of thick pouches. They clattered onto the table, before he turned to face him. 
“Lie on your stomach, lion,” he ordered, stepping around the chair as he drew closer. Leo felt himself getting hysterical, his mind focused on all the awful things he could do to him with that tool. Tears tracked down his cheeks, frantically shaking his head. 
“Roy, please,” he begged, shrinking under his terrifying figure. “P-Please, I’m sorry…” 
“Lion,” the man murmured threateningly. “Be quiet.” 
Leo didn’t care what he looked like. Shaking, desperate, practically throwing himself at the man. It was painful with his already scraped and bruised knees digging into the rough concrete, but he didn’t care. He wrapped his arms tightly around his leg, pressing his head against his thigh. 
“I’m so sorry,” he sobbed, scrunching his eyes shut. “I’m so sorry, please, please don’t…” 
The man made a curt scoffing noise. He lifted his leg up and kicked Leo away, falling onto his backside with a pained bang. 
“Don’t touch me,” Roy demanded, but his words were more lilted like a question. He was shaking his head, hammer tight in his hand. “Do you think you deserve that, lion?” 
Leo deteriorated into sobs as the man descended on him once more, twisting his arm uncomfortably behind his back and shoving him onto his stomach. Leo knocked his chin against the concrete. Roy tore Michael’s coat off his small frame with an annoyed tut. The mattress was gone. He didn’t know where it was. A crushing pressure settled on top of him as the man dug his knee into his back, leaning forward to grab his free wrist. 
He pinned it above his head, palm down with his fingers splayed out. Roy wasn’t pulling any punches. He didn’t even give Leo time to adjust to the horrible pain winding his shoulder blade, before he was bringing the hammer down on his finger with a powerful crack. Leo’s vision sparked white, and a gut wrenching scream tore from his throat. He thrashed under his hold, but the bigger, and much stronger man wasn’t letting up. 
The hammer came down on a second finger, and then a third, then the fourth, until Leo was thrown into hysterics, and the agony overwhelmed him. He begged for Roy to stop through his harrowing sobs, but the man didn’t say a word. He soon moved on to do the same to the other hand, on all four fingers. Leo’s vision was spinning with stars by the end of it, each crack of the hammer worse than the last.
Roy stood up, leaving him to curl in on himself pathetically through horrible sobs. He moved over to the table and set the hammer down with a curt sigh. He ran a gloved hand through his messy hair, before the sound of the lock being opened caused Leo to lift his head weakly. 
“Wait, Roy, please,” he sobbed, his voice cracking. “Please, I’m sorry, I’m sorry…”
Roy raised a brow, throwing a brief glance over his shoulder. 
“You know the rules, lion,” he drawled, shaking his head. “You break them, and I punish you.” 
He sucked in a ragged, wet breath. “Please don’t leave me,” he whispered fearfully, fingers twitching and trembling as he drew them close into his chest. “Don’t leave me alone, I’m begging you…” 
Roy offered him a pitiful smile. 
“We have to deal with the mess you made,” he tutted, voice laced with disappointment. “Until then, how about you be a good boy and stay here for a bit until I get back, hm?” 
He didn’t give him a chance to reply. The door was being slammed and bolted shut not a second later, leaving him to curl up against the wall miserably.
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deerlottie · 7 days
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Frotting with transfem Jackie or Lucy 🤤
Rubbing your tdick against her as she tied down. She desperately wants you to put on your strap and fuck her, but you won’t give her what she wants
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FROTTING <3 she's wiggling her hips and trying to make her cock slip in but you're not gonna let that happen. and ur tdick feels so heavenly against her shaft that she's throbbing uncontrollably :( when you lean down to rub it against her hole, she just loses it and starts thrashing around like a brat and whining for you to fuck her already >___<
"poor baby. you really want me to fuck your hole that bad?" and she's nodding so hard she's shaking the bed. once you finally give in, you make her cockwarm you for hours until you think she's suffered enough <3
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toournextadventure · 3 months
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Tara: You know, prof!R gives Sam flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Joker: Okay.
*Later*
Joker: *gives Sam flowers*
Sam : ???
Joker : I don't know, I'm confused as well.
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They mean well, they're just an idiot 😭
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taeyegu · 7 months
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i can’t fit anymore options but one option would be DINO or NONE OF THEM (lol)
if you vote dino, please leave a comment since i can’t add another option to choose ):
and also! feel free to lmk your thoughts/comments on why certain members would win <3
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