#not the FISHES

[seokmins]

Elv ??? Not pretty!? Um, excuse a moi. Pardon, nie prawda. To translate that from polish that means not true.

I would like to ask where you skipped the pretty because last time I REMEMBER, you are a garden elf I mean why else do you think I call you elf!?!? You are VISUALS!! you are a legendary person elv. Do not say you are not pretty bc next time auntie anna shall bring out the fishes, don't make me get my fishies against my favorite mutuals!!

asjdfkajkfjJ i forgot to reply to this but noooooooooooo not the polish !! fskdjf you are too nice to me fr fr you canNOT look me in the eyes and say I got the same genes as miss ryujin smhhhh aw but i do love you anna bby and am kithing ur forehead as your special garden elf 🧚🏻‍♀️

[feefal]

Angel manta ray (what if fish was bird??)

[toadbreath]

👀

[fish-enthusiast622]

[critterconscious]

MOST BASS ARE JUST FISH BUT LEROY BROWN WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL

[lorn-art]

Saw an old lady today that looked like an old lady and was dressed like an old lady except she was wearing big goth stomping boots like this

[council-of-beetroot]

People should use this text embellishment more

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[endodoingstuff]

he is so divorced-dad-core

[stivkun]

I wonder who's hiding under that comically long hounskull- Oh my gar.

Decided to probably name them Edgar. Need my silly pun names.

[jramseyi]

Glowing Goldfish at Dusk

[drewing-your-mom]

video from: California Academy of Sciences

[crehador]

so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant

[whalefill]

the mighty gar...

(my half of an art trade with @jackalspine!)

[hydrohobbyist]

Caught one of my favorite wet beasts. The long nose gar.

[hausmakes]

[t00thpasteface]

here's something stupid: the catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!