Not in the mood for royal things after the recent shitshow, but I really like Emma Corrin, they're so great. The Crown always scores such good actors!
I like LA, but in small doses. Every time I go there it seems cool, but also weirdly suffocating? Despite the nice weather and great nature, idk. When it comes to California I prefer San Fran.
Ahhh when is Baek coming back? N/A... we're so close, yet so far... I think he should be back in March
Yes, the siblings, Taeyeon, Taeyong and Taemin skjahsjshryshhana
Have you seen the recent shitshow between Twitter and Tumblr stans?! They wanna come here and raid Tumblr and make us vote and stream and whatnot 😭 some are overdramatic and act like Tumblr is dead and full of only horny people. Have they seen Twitter?!
Honestly if one member of Ateez gave us one thing they own it would solve so many of our problems 🤧
Seonghwa is the main character, the IT guy, but with so much flavour not one of those protagonists who aren't that interesting and get overshadowed by other characters. This is this world
Choosing good thank you cards and freebies can be fun, but also decisions... decisions, lmao there are so many options.
You're right Seonghwa's presence is very big in this household, however maybe we should invest in a cardboard cutout... No, because Seonghwa Targaryen, the Toothless resemblance is not a coincidence
Ahhh the twin story is cute, but I think most of them end up being a love triangle and it either hurts or annoys me, so </3 I would love to choose the nerd, but I feel like the fuckboy would mess me up as well 😢
I'm glad that Seonghwa doesn't have a driving license and I like to think he would be bad at it, but I remember when this happened. Unfortunately he is a loser, but also good at so many things, sigh
While my legs are stronger than my arms, I haven't exercised in 100 years, so no, not toned legs for me, I'm a twig, lol
I don't remember the BTS dream, but after witnessing user's thv recent IG stories I might have nightmares soon
I saw that Hehetmon family drawing and it's cute ngl
I love the grandpafication of Seonghwa! The cutest old man
A hopeless romantic hahsahsjsgshhs who is lowkey romance repulsed. Ah your description is so cute! Now I wanna CAKE (from Sanhwa's patisserie - idk if I could trust them, but I'd act like Nagisa's dad acted towards her mother and pretended she was a good baker - sorry for bringing up Clannad again lmao)
I instantly thought of model Hwa after seeing him with Black Opium, damn maybe I should re-read it and see if he's still on my shitlist
Omg poor Wooyoung, what an unfortunate timing. But also @ Wooyoung's brother, why get married in fall/winter, come on
Seonghwa's boyfriend agenda is crazyyyy for real, also his vlog, this part I-😭💔🤧😭💔🤧😭🤧💔
Yeah me too every time I see you my guy
Wdym if boxer was alive? He died??? I know you didn't write for him and I also didn't vote for him, but I like to think he exists somewhere...
P.S. I saw you talking about TB *war flashbacks* it reminded me of someone in my gc sending this photo with "idk who this guy is but doesn't he scream seonghwa??? thought it was his fanart" and caused all of us who know True Beauty to spiral. Sometimes when I open the webtoon app and see TB it activates my flight or fight response... - DV 💖
hi hello!!
Not in the mood for royal things after the recent shitshow, but I really like Emma Corrin, they're so great. The Crown always scores such good actors!
emma corrin was rly good!! tho theyre a little generous with charles’s casting every season fbwkfhwk they really do! everyone’s so well casted but this season’s storyline be diana look like a completely helpless person like bro is grilling her personal divorce to ANYONE SHE MEETS 😭😭😭 but the bbc and martin bashir thing was so very well filmed, it was infuriating but it was gREAT,,, the queen tho LMFAOOOO not her whining to pay out of her bank 😭😭 but the tampongate convo GRKSHDWKDJWK
I like LA, but in small doses. Every time I go there it seems cool, but also weirdly suffocating? Despite the nice weather and great nature, idk. When it comes to California I prefer San Fran.
ur right!!!! it’s suffocating despite it being so open 😭😭 never been san fran but i wiLL NOW,,, but despite all the shitty things, new york >>>
Ahhh when is Baek coming back? N/A... we're so close, yet so far... I think he should be back in March
🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️i thOUGHT U ASKED WHEN I WAS COMING BACK TO DROP A FIC AND SCREAMED HWKDJWK but baek’s coming 02/05! and it’s believed taemin comes a month after him! prAYING HE FUCKING DOES AND EXO SHINEE GO ON A WORLDTOUR
Yes, the siblings, Taeyeon, Taeyong and Taemin skjahsjshryshhana
LMFAOOOO WE NEED THIS SUBUNIT RIGHT ABOUT NOW
Have you seen the recent shitshow between Twitter and Tumblr stans?! They wanna come here and raid Tumblr and make us vote and stream and whatnot 😭 some are overdramatic and act like Tumblr is dead and full of only horny people. Have they seen Twitter?!
SORRY WHAT??? LMFAOO???? PLS 😭😭 tumblr kpop side finally went calm and now this again 😭🤚🏼if they start making those streaming accs here ,,, the deactivate button looking real nice 😭😭
Honestly if one member of Ateez gave us one thing they own it would solve so many of our problems 🤧
YOURE RIGHT !!!! I NEED JONGHOS LV COLLECTION TO PAY FEES FBWKDBWK IM ON MY WAY TO ROB
Seonghwa is the main character, the IT guy, but with so much flavour not one of those protagonists who aren't that interesting and get overshadowed by other characters. This is this world
u are so, so right. THIS IS HIS WORLD I CANT STRESS THIS ENOUGH BUT EVERYTIME I SEE HIM ON MY TL I JUST GO “there’s no man like this, what the fUCK is he” convinced he’s a siren idc idc iDC
Choosing good thank you cards and freebies can be fun, but also decisions... decisions, lmao there are so many options.
EXACTLY IVE BEEN GETTING TO VOTE ON WHICH ONES THE NICER ONE EVERY TWO HRS 😭😭😭
You're right Seonghwa's presence is very big in this household, however maybe we should invest in a cardboard cutout... No, because Seonghwa Targaryen, the Toothless resemblance is not a coincidence
…u did something here, invest in a cutout, yes. but if i see that cutout in the corner of my room at night the scream ill let out would be loud enough to reach his ears irl,,, we need this but with seonghwa
Ahhh the twin story is cute, but I think most of them end up being a love triangle and it either hurts or annoys me, so </3 I would love to choose the nerd, but I feel like the fuckboy would mess me up as well 😢
HEAR ME OUT THE LOVE TRIANGLE WONT EXIST WHEN MR FUCKBOY STARTS HIS STUFF 🤚🏼🤚🏼 “but I feel like the fuckboy would mess me up as well” when the fuckboy turns soft, IMGONE
I'm glad that Seonghwa doesn't have a driving license and I like to think he would be bad at it, but I remember when this happened. Unfortunately he is a loser, but also good at so many things, sigh
why would u remind me of that. that heart, the tongue, the hair, the cockiness. this man better not get a driving license any time soon. yunho is fine as their cab driver, WE DONT NEED ANOTHER ONE 😭😭😭
While my legs are stronger than my arms, I haven't exercised in 100 years, so no, not toned legs for me, I'm a twig, lol /// I don't remember the BTS dream, but after witnessing user's thv recent IG stories I might have nightmares soon
i can relate on that one with u 😭😭 OH??? WHAT DID THE USER POST— oh, (just saw what it was) grippers too?? 😭😭😭 NIGHTMARES AGAIN GWMDJS MAYBE HE’LL COME TO SAVE U maybe his furry form will ☺️☺️
I saw that Hehetmon family drawing and it's cute ngl
CUTE???? HORRENDOUS 😭🤚🏼
I love the grandpafication of Seonghwa! The cutest old man
the things id do to see him as one
A hopeless romantic hahsahsjsgshhs who is lowkey romance repulsed. Ah your description is so cute! Now I wanna CAKE (from Sanhwa's patisserie - idk if I could trust them, but I'd act like Nagisa's dad acted towards her mother and pretended she was a good baker - sorry for bringing up Clannad again lmao) /// I instantly thought of model Hwa after seeing him with Black Opium, damn maybe I should re-read it and see if he's still on my shitlist
ROMANCE IMPULSED FBWKFH A HOPELESS ROMANTIC WHO ENJOYS FORBIDDEN RELATIONSHIP BODYGUARD AU’S SO DEARLY 😮💨😮💨
NOT U BRINGING CLANNAD UP WHY. WHAT WAS THE REASON 😭😭😭 and now don’t be upset if some fics have a sad ending U DID THIS TO URSELF !!! ITS THE WAY HIM USING THE OPIUM AND THE FIC BEING RELEASED A YEAR AGO IM CONVINCED THERES SOMETHING IN THIS ACC,, no re-read it ☺️ he was ☺️ a fun one ☺️ maybe he’ll make u read it again
Omg poor Wooyoung, what an unfortunate timing. But also @ Wooyoung's brother, why get married in fall/winter, come on
when work hinders with personal life, can’t imagine the frustration he must’ve felt 😭 but at least he won’t miss kyungmin’s i guess 😭😭 YEAH HELLO WHY ARE U MARRYING IN THIS COLD 🤨🤨 we could’ve seen ateez at a wedding post 😭🤚🏼
Seonghwa's boyfriend agenda is crazyyyy for real, also his vlog, this part I-😭💔🤧😭💔🤧😭🤧💔
every time i see him, there’s no words left for me to say EVER bc just u all wait, after this yunho fic the way imgonna blow up on seonghwa au’s dO NOT ASK ME FOR ANOTHER MEMBER IM A SHINESTAR WHOLLY
Yeah me too every time I see you my guy /// Wdym if boxer was alive? He died??? I know you didn't write for him and I also didn't vote for him, but I like to think he exists somewhere...
look see, boxer au hwa was a senior and roommates with mingi,, yn had a lil fling with mingi <3 so there’s a little mingi x reader <3 that is until yn finds out the quiet senior roommate of mingi is actually a boxer 😀 OH HE EXISTS as a figment of my imagination <3 it’s also a fic that comes before bodyguard <3
P.S. I saw you talking about TB *war flashbacks* it reminded me of someone in my gc sending this photo with "idk who this guy is but doesn't he scream seonghwa??? thought it was his fanart" and caused all of us who know True Beauty to spiral. Sometimes when I open the webtoon app and see TB it activates my flight or fight response... - DV 💖
FBWMDBMADBAMDJKW WAR FLASHBACKS PLS STOP I RMR THE WHOLE CONVO WE HAD ABOUT IT DHJSVDKS pLS I GAVE UP ON THE WEBTOON VERSION THE AUTHORS MILKING IT ATP 😭😭 TRUE BEAUTY AND THE I LOVE YOO NOW TRIGGER ME SO BAD
this is not a mother, this is a milf, a vampire one also
🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️
what wrong have we done to not see this irl
double assassination
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oh and have u started reborn rich kdrama yet????
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damie vibecca exes au part 8
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obsetress: now i just want fanart of damvibecca at the gym
em: well. pitch it to me comrade ghostfucker
obsetress: idk that's about as far as i got i just reread that bit about vibecca in their matching gym outfits and my brain got stuck
em: hypothetically do u have a colour palette in mind bc i associate gym outfits w like. bright loud colours and
em: idk if it works w our earth sign queens
[em note: emily is a liar and did NOT draw fanart of damvibecca at the gym]
[em note 2: we have the gym art now [x] [x]]
obsetress: i was imagining like charcoals tbh, or jewel tones
obsetress: i could see them in like jewel tone purples or that jewel tone blue green color
obsetress: yeah viola jewel tones or blacks n charcoals
obsetress: becs pastels and camels but jewel tones at the gym
em: it’s about Matching
em: And Destroying Ur Ex (platonically)
obsetress: yeah
obsetress: viola's feeling particularly smug about it but then
obsetress: dani's in an old school tshirt and shorts and jamie's in............ one of dani's old school tshirts and shorts
em: YES
obsetress: not intentionally, she just grabbed whatever was there
obsetress: dani chirps "oh you two look so cute! baby look, they have a matched set"
obsetress: viola arches an eyebrow "and so do you, it seems" and dani laughs "not on purpose, jamie just grabbed whatever was on top in the drawer"
viola: you two... share... a wardrobe?
dani: yeah?
em: god cute
obsetress: cute n dumb
em: they can share nearly everything except pants
em: well. pants as a treat
em: haha pants
em: trousers
obsetress: also rly nice rly clean smooth funny juxtaposition in my brain of vibecca being the ones who intentionally match and damie the ones for whom it just accidentally happens
obsetress: hahahah pants
obsetress: they can share pants but................ should they
em: idk miss chapter 12 danis thighs jamies pyjamas
em: should they
obsetress: PLEASE
obsetress: that's exactly what i was referring to THANKS
obsetress: anyway
obsetress: rebecca just laughs
obsetress: viola huffs and bex is like "sorry, babe, but it is kind of funny"
em: dani jamie wearing like
obsetress: YEAH
obsetress: MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
em: poor viola
obsetress: thinking about dani's ass in those
em: yeah....
em: violas huffing until jamies exercise flush lasts a little Too Long
obsetress: big blush jamie taylor
em: she’s still like ‘oi dani close ur mouth’ but then she
obsetress: yeah
obsetress: just ogling each other
obsetress: (they briefly pause to ogle vi and rebecca passing a medicine ball back and forth as they do squats and have to acknowledge that, yeah, they've all done alright by themselves)
em: funny montage of the gang doing exercise while surreptitiously taking Peaks
obsetress: omg all i want
obsetress:sometimes having friends as a lesbian means they're all your exes except one, who's your gf, and you're all checking each other out always anyway
em
And That’s Beautiful
obsetress
obsetress: dani: checking out viola's biceps, rebecca's abs
viola: checking out dani's thighs n ass
rebecca: minding her business
jamie: scowling n scrawny
obsetress:(n also checking out dani's thighs n ass, viola's biceps, and begrudgingly peeking at rebecca's abs)
obsetress: every other woman at the gym: checking out jamie, trying to figure out the entire dynamic here
are they a polycule? what
em: jamie probably like
em: maybe she gets really into running bc she just checks out and listens to her audiobooks but like
em: slow twitch vs fast twitch fibers so stays scrawny
obsetress: i can see that
obsetress: just gets on the treadmill and zones tf out
em: jamie ‘why don’t i have biceps’ taylor vs jamie ‘no u gotta lift w ur hips’ taylor
obsetress: she hates it but her psych told her it'll be good for her routine so you know she was like yes ma'am every day ma'am
em: cant believe safe lifting procedures screwed her over
em: ‘yes ma’am every day ma’am’ ur just Going for it arent ya anshdjdh
obsetress: sorry but don't tell me you can't hear it
obsetress: jamie's the person who takes notes in therapy
obsetress: jamie, in the locker room after their workout: do my biceps look bigger?
dani, patiently, already knowing where this is going: bigger than what, baby?
jamie: than yesterday
dani: mm, rome wasn't built in a day, you know
jamie: do they look bigger at all?
dani: well
em: i mean not to perceive her too much but mattresses scene indicates AE/jamie like. at least some muscle in the leg area
em: poor jamie
em: not playing to her strengths
obsetress: yeah she does
obsetress: i mean ae has toned af arms
obsetress: she's just wiry
em: how could i forget the benchpressing dog gif
obsetress: dani's like "jamie, baby, come do squats with me and vi" "m'good" "baby, c'mon, you'll like it" "don't wanna do squats" "it could be good for you" "don't wanna do squats with you two"
em: dani: you gotta like. eat more
jamie: i eat plenty
dani: no u graze all day and then u don’t eat dinner
obsetress: dani: five biscuits spread out across a day doesn't count as eating more
em: dani: protein jamie it’s abt protein
obsetress: dani: you need more protein, which is why i think some lentils would really––
em: jamie thinks protein shakes are Nasty
obsetress: jamie does think protein shakes are nasty but dani will make her a smoothie and sneak it in like she's a child
obsetress: viola and rebecca, with their matching monogrammed blender bottles, just staring
obsetress: becca's like "jamie, just drink it, really, it's fine"
obsetress: viola just does this haughty sniff at her and that's what finally gets jamie to start
em: jamie can deal w being a brat but the idea of viola having Anything over her drives her Insane
em: Drives Her Fuckign Nuts
obsetress: she hates it
obsetress: just the absolute fuckin worst
em: do u think dani ever like
em: like they REALLY need to clear out storage but it’s a boiling frog situation where it’s increased so gradually that
em: like jamie thinks it’s Fine storage is Clear Enough
em: it’s Not
em: danis like. should we invite rebecca and vi over
em: just be Idea of A Snide Viola Comment fills jamie w a burning rage
obsetress: oh my god
obsetress: i'm obsessed with this
obsetress: i would read a whole oneshot about this
em: eventually dani comes clean abt it n jamie thinks it’s v funny bc yknow; open and honest communication is a v important part of their dynamic
em: jamie: next time just tell me my storage looks like shite dani or i will be grumbling abt viola for a Week
obsetress: inevitably
obsetress: when they do have to come over to clean
obsetress: dani offers them takeout and wine ("step up from pizza and beer at least," jamie grumbles) and viola's like "jesus, dani, let's just go out to dinner. my treat"
obsetress: at dinner, viola's like "if you want more storage, i have some wonderful properties––"
obsetress: rebecca's mouthing "sorry" from next to her across the table
em: every time they go out rebecca takes vi aside n is like ok sweetheart so you promise you’re not gonna try convince them to sell the apartment again
em: and violas like (mock horror) of course i won’t. ye of little faith
em: and every time
em: every time she does
em: she’s tryna HELP
obsetress: she would too she'd be like
obsetress: "i'm just trying to HELP"
obsetress: "they're our FRIENDS"
em: i’m on a mission to figure out like
em: this is way way down the line
em: but i wanna believe eventually viola and jamie start to, at the v least, Tolerate each other
em: jamie might even be fond of the crazy bird but she’ll NEVER admit it
obsetress: god like vi's on business or some shit in like
obsetress: the UAE
obsetress: negotiating some Deal
obsetress: and so dani and jamie get dinner with just bex and they're driving home after and having a perfectly mundane conversation and then jamie's just blurting like
obsetress: "i think i miss vi"
em: she’s HORRIFIED
em: she tries to play it off as like um
em: she’s Too Comfortable
em: things are Too Boring
em: which is weird knowing everything we know abt jamie
em: but actually she just... maybe misses viola
em: danis like god i wish i was recording this
obsetress: jamie's passed out next to her at home later (it's ten pm) and dani's chattering happily away on the phone with vi (drinking a martini in her dubai hotel room at one am since, y'know, no bars) in bed right next to her
obsetress: "jamie, uh, said she misses you. i know. no, i KNOW. don't tell her i told you. yeah, yeah, you win, vi, we know. uh-huh. uh-huh. i'm gonna pretend you didn't just ask me that"
em: CUTE
em: u can’t lord it over her vi it’s a little secret
em: vi's like when have i EVER
em: she does
obsetress: once they're good again, dani and vi absolutely just. lose time (there's a metaphor in there) talking to each other still
em: this is wholesome tbh
em: i really like the damie stories where like
em: look it’s nice when damie have each other but it’s also nice when they have their own friends and stuff
em: dunno how to articulate that well
em: it’s a balance! it’s a balance
obsetress: yeah! exactly
obsetress: because that's part of the love n possession thing too yk
obsetress: not to say either of them would ever be like "no friends for you" but
obsetress: wanting to have a life outside of your partner yk
obsetress: they're meeting vi and rebecca for dinner after vi gets back and vi's just grinning and sweeping jamie into a hug "i heard you missed me"
em: she gets jamie a souvenir t-shirt
em: it’s too big
em: OR
em: child’s t-shirt
obsetress: (jamie sleeps in it that night)
obsetress: oh childs might be better
obsetress: she's like "you're a little scrawny, so..."
em: jamie sleeps in it.... soft bitch
em: she feels too much
obsetress: jamie taylor softest bitch
obsetress: dani watches her pull it on and raises an eyebrow and jamie's just like "wot"
em: jamies like (grumbles) i knew she was comin back i’m just
em: shouldn’t you be HAPPY about this development dani
em: ‘s’a gift... s’rude not t’....’
obsetress: YEAH
obsetress: dani just grins "mmhm"
em: it accidentally makes its way into jamies workout clothes pile
obsetress: oh my GOD oh my god
obsetress: viola's shit eating GRIN when jamie shows up at the gym in it
em: jamies like fok
em: mental maths tryna figure if she wants to just. work out in a sports bra
em: she Doesn’t
obsetress: she Doesn't!
obsetress: (she's shy)
em: god it’s one of those shirts that’s like
em: someone who loves me went to UAE and got me this t-shirt or something
obsetress: dani corners her in their empty row in the locker room "you could've just taken it off, you know" "dunno, not everyone needs to... see that, you know?" "i'd certainly like to see it" jamie rolls her eyes but she's grinning "you can see that any time" "well maybe i wanted to see it during my workout" "dani......."
em: jamies embarrassed bc of her gnarly farmers tan means her tummy is at least five shades lighter than the rest of her
em: crisp tan lines
obsetress: god jamie's farmers tan
em: once again i am bringing my tan lines jamie agenda
obsetress: dani loves jamies dumb farmers tan so much
obsetress: she giggles
obsetress: but it's the most loving giggle possible
em: and then when she gets into running...
em: god when i was rowing there were a couple ppl w like what i called a neapolitan icecream tan which is
em: gimme a second
obsetress: jamie gets all huffy when dani giggles at her tan but then dani's like "baby, no, i think it's cute" and jamie gives her a look and dani grins mischievously and ducks her head
obsetress: and then she's licking and kissing and nipping her way along jamie's dumb tan lines
em: there it is
obsetress: it was inevitable
em: so caught up in the joy of jamies dumb farmer tans i forgot abt her gnarly scar she keeps under wraps
em: baby
em: the most baby
obsetress: baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
em: jamie decides the only way to claim the stupid t-shirt as hers is to cut off the sleeves
em: it’s abt the ritual of the thing
obsetress: she shows up at the gym wearing it and
obsetress: that's viola's "oh no she's hot" moment
em: YEAH BABY
obsetress: literally just like
obsetress: world stops
obsetress: viola stares
em: jamie finally gets to do an exercise that shows off her sinewy manual labor grip forearms
em: viola’s probably just as horrified to find jamie hot as every time jamies like oh no
em: violas hot
em: and once again jamie CANNOT know she’s hot bc she will be insufferable
em: she will be the Worst
obsetress: viola's tugging rebecca aside "why didn't you tell me jamie was hot" "what?" viola waves a hand and rebecca just furrows her brow a little and is like "that's just... what she looks like, vi"
obsetress: viola corners dani next "why didn't you tell me jamie was hot" "i did" "oh. right" viola pauses, then "why didn't you make sure i was listening?" dani just gives her a look and walks away
obsetress: dflksdjfldaj god the way jamie and viola are. the same
obsetress: kind of incredibly, in the same ways dani and rebecca are the same
em: “hey baby, did viola seem different today? seemed off”
em: jamies like. is she mad at me. did i break another social taboo.
em: rebecca ‘jamie looks like jamie’ jessel vs dani ‘my gf is so hot i can’t stand it’ clayton
obsetress: "i tell you how hot she is at least three times a week, vi"
em: danis tryna goad her into making the damn shirt a crop top
em: jamies like yeah but isn’t that a step too far. i feel like i am destroying this shirt too much
em: she does it anyway
em: so jamies workout clothes are danis endless grey baggy school t-shirts and this one ugly souvenir shirt that like
em: psychological warfare and she doesn’t even know it
obsetress: i would........ like to see it
obsetress: also crop top jamie is one of my favorite jamies
obsetress: she is severely underrated
em: crop top jamie is
obsetress: and we do not talk about her enough
em: jamie wear More crop tops
obsetress: viola and rebecca in bed, in matching facemasks, after going to the gym post-epiphany that Jamie Is Hot
obsetress: viola: are dani and jamie hotter than us?
rebecca: what?
obsetress: and like
obsetress: viola is NOT insecure
obsetress: she is constantly confident that she's the most attractive woman in the room at any given moment, but
obsetress: she's just so staggered by this realization
em: some neutral third party (ms grose and mr sharma probably) are like well. u guys definitely have a little more of a scary thing going on
em: i’m imagining rebecca and viola at brunch w hannah and owen v seriously discussing this
em: viola brings it up and rebecca GROANS but then she gets invested in the convo
obsetress: GOD yeah
obsetress: she's leaning forward and gesturing with her fork "when you say 'scary'..........."
em: owens like scary is a compliment
em: hannah grose sips her tea knowingly
obsetress: rebecca just narrows her eyes at hannah grose and hannah raises her eyebrows and shrugs
em: after a week or so viola bursts into a room w stupid big sunglasses and a tray of take out coffees and she’s like Don’t You Worry Jamie I Have Concluded You’re Hot But I’m Not Threatened By It
em: jamies like sorry WHAT
em: you’ve been thinking about WHAT
em: viola leaves without ever following it up
obsetress: dani is entirely unfazed
obsetress: doesn't even blink
em: danis like neat she remembered the oat milk
em: everyone in this au is insane
obsetress: any lesbian in 2021 is insane
obsetress: par for the course
em: was gonna protest but
em: Yeah
obsetress: this lesbian meme account i follow on insta is doing “stop asking who’s the top and who’s the bottom. start asking...” posts
obsetress: and one of them is “start asking who’s baby and who’s fuck around and find out” and it just makes me chuckle
obsetress: jamie taylor baby
obsetress: viola lloyd also baby
em: dani is baby passing and jamie is fuck around faking
obsetress: oh my god that’s why that’s why i think we cracked it
obsetress: dani (fuck around) dated jamie (baby) and vi (baby)
obsetress: rebecca (fuck around) dated jamie (baby) and vi (baby)
obsetress: the reason they could never cross further even tho per the transitive property dani (so similar to vi) should be able to date beccs and jamie (so similar to beccs) should be able to date vi is because
obsetress: you can’t have two babies and two fuck arounds in a relationship together
em: oh of course. i see. i see
em: however in the rare rare crack ship of the ‘jamie viola hatefuck’ a similar phenomenon to ‘social anxiety mum friend ordering food’ instinct takes over and someone fucks around and finds out
em: this is just my unhinged jamie viola hatefuck bulkshit which is. it’s ironic ok it’s ironic it’s ironic it’s
em: ok one last thought bc i know it’s super late for u but
obsetress: omg i also have a last thought let’s trade
em: what if mikey is about isabels age n jamie ends up looking after him for one reason or another for a bit
em: and viola absolutely Dotes on him
obsetress: omg
obsetress: that’s what does it. jamie seeing viola w mikey
em: grumble grumble i guess she’s not that bad
em: except then she’s like god what if mikey likes her MORE than me
obsetress: “dani what if mikey gets one of those weird first crushes on vi”
obsetress: dani doesn’t even look up from the laundry “who hasn’t had a crush on vi”
obsetress: jamie’s like “mE” and dani just gives her the most withering look
em: danis like It’s Par For The Course Jamie
em: danis a teacher she’s like it happens don’t sweat it
em: anyway
em: what was. what was ur last little thought
obsetress: i was just thinking more about viola also baby and how also she’s been so privileged her whole life that sometimes there are just some things she can’t do for herself because she just doesn’t know how
obsetress: like she’s never had to learn
em: rebecca gets um
em: freeze dried coffee
em: nescafé
obsetress: but like
obsetress: rebecca genuinely loves taking care of vi for whatever reason (it’s because she loves her) when she really needs it but
obsetress: rebecca also takes no shit and is like “i’m not making the nescafé for you. you’re 36 years old, vi, you need to learn to do it for yourself”
obsetress: and she’ll stand there and watch her do it and then she makes vi do it at least three more times for posterity
obsetress: “i’ll make a plebeian of you yet, viola lloyd”
obsetress: (god only the two of them would think a line like that is funny)
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