#npc behavior

[minxurl]

at work we have a button for customers to press when we're away from the register so it'll play a sound and we go over there and it says press for assistance on it

anyway IM AT THE REGISTER with a customer cashing her out and in the middle of it she just ...presses the button?

[minnowtime]

I GRABBED MY IPAD THEN I WENT ON TUMBLR AND AFTER MY UNHEALTHY IMPULSES WERE FULFILLED I WENT ON PROCREATE AND. MADE. YAOI!!!!

[air-fryer]

i don't need a lil "pinch me and tell me it was all a dream". bro i need a fucking scooter to the shin cus there ain't no way this uni semester isn't a hallucination

[nullheaven]

Bruh who the hell makes stickers of themselves on WhatsApp

[ibelonginarkham]

What is he doing back there

[photographypunk]

NPC secondary character vibes

[tawnyevergreen]

Whenever I talk about the weather with someone I’m secretly berating myself for talking about the weather, like a normie

[eliyah-de-dark]

My gamer husband as I read them off: 😶😐😑😖😆

[broadsiderenegade]

They dont hear yet but basic reacting to the player, and investigating the last known location, with randomized local searching (they wander around the target spot a bit before scaling down alert level). Currently they just return to standard patrol but ideally I dont want them to totally revert after contact has been made. They will probably also share some info, but I'm debating whether it's overkill to denote "squads" as 10 enemies at once might be on the higher end of what Im aiming for anyways.

[fiendishpenguin]

Just had someone look me dead in the eyes and tell me "livin on a prayer" by Bon Jovi was their favourite song

[thesingingrevolution]

spamming the comments when a brand posts an idol i like is not easy but someone has to do it.

[hydrus101]

Step 1: Give Owlexander the gun

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit.

[dare-to-dm]

I get a little miffed when I see people criticizing common scenarios in games like D&D such as killing bandits for being "violent" or "problematic" and suggesting that people can/should play D&D in a more non-violent way.

I agree that it is very possible to do and I'm cool with people playing games they own however they want to. But the reality is that most of D&D's mechanics were designed specifically with combat in mind. You look at any given class, and that's what the bulk of their abilities are for. For pretty much everything else, you have a "skills" system that functions, but is not developed with much depth. Most of the toys you get to play with are there to simulate fantasy violence. And part of the fantasy in such a game is that you can solve problems, save the day and be a hero with violence. Enjoying that fantasy doesn't make you a bad person, and if you don't enjoy that fantasy, you might be better served playing a game with a different design philosophy and priorities.

For comparison, imagine it's a hot summer day and you're watching some kids play outside. It's your job to keep them entertained, healthy and safe. So you want them to play a game that's going to get them physically active, have fun and cool off.

So you set out a big bin of water balloons and super soakers and a hose and tell them they should all get wet. If those kids pick up the super soakers and the water balloons and start shooting each other and playing war, it would be weird of you to then chastise them for simulating violence. After all, that's basically what those toys are explicitly designed to do. And sure, you could explain to the kids that they could instead choose to spray themselves with the hose or pop the balloons by sitting on them or whatever. There are definitely possible ways to use those toys that don't involve pretending to be violent. But if that's such a dealbreaker for you, you probably shouldn't have bought those toys in the first place. Like, you could have set up a sprinkler or a Slip'n'Slide or an inflatable pool instead. Choose the toys/the game that's designed for what you want.

And don't assume that just because I would relish taking someone out "execution style" with a super soaker that I would approve of the same thing in a non pretend situation.

[m3tr0n0m333]

feeling like this

[robo-dino-puppy]

the sunhawk, and sunwing

↓ wider version bc i couldn't decide:

i didn't really like the composition here (unbalanced and why? is the roof not straight???) but it gives more perspective on size of sunwing vs. lodge