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some npmd sketches!!
#sorry i fucked up steph’s arm i’ll do better next time#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#nerdy prudes must die#starkid fanart#npmd#npmd fanart#stephanie lauter#peter spankoffski#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming#dan reynolds#npmd pj#npmd reese#more appreciation for the ones that got away pls#they are so cute#and every other side character for that matter
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Do you have middle name headcanons for the npmd characters? Asides from Grace Marian Chasity
Grace Marian Chasity, my baby!
But as a matter of fact, yes I do!
Peter “Pete” Nicholas Spankoffski
Richard “Richie” Fredrik Lipschitz
Ruth Pauline Ann Fleming
Josephine May Thatcher
Caitlyn Aoife O’Connor
Rudolph Isak Ivarrson
Trevor Sebastian Wägner
Reese Élodie Murphy
Rosary “Rose” Evangeline *Adelaide Parker
*Adelaide is her saint name from confirmation; the Parkers are Catholics. Rose is no longer Catholic but it’s still on her records.
The other senior students don’t have one.
Or in the case of Stephanie: what her mother picked was so horrific, frankly nobody wanted to write it on the birth certificate. The (blood born) Lauters don’t usually do middle name because it ruins the initials forming “slaughter” - Solomon just suggested it in the hopes of cheering Georgina up. It didn’t work.
#mari’s asks#mari’s headcanons#peter spankoffski#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming#npmd angela’s drama student#npmd caitlyn#npmd trevor#npmd rudolph#npmd reese#rose hatchetfield#stephanie lauter
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The Merger AU
In which the LIB tried to posses some Hatchetfield High Students to use as vessels, but accidentley somehow ended up 'merging' with them.
Now, those who were merged have a mix of their regular personalities and the Lords In Blacks!
Richie - Wiggly
Jason - Pokey
Ruth - Blinky
Kyle - Tinky
Reese (If she and PJ have 1 fan it's me) - Nibbly
#starkid#hatchetfield#nerdy prudes must die#npmd au#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming#jason jepson#kyle clauger#npmd reese#wiggog y'wrath#pokotho#blinklotep#t'noy karaxis#nibblenephim
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This is my head canon
#nerdy prudes must die#firebringer#starkid#starkid productions#pj npmd#reese npmd#npmd fanart#firebringer fanart#I have no basis for this hc other than uh eyebrows#but also pj was my favorite nerd even tho she did not speak
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omg they’re standing in a row are you seeing this shit
#reese’s art#nerdy prudes must die#starkid npmd#starkid#hatchetfield#richie lipschitz#stephanie lauter#peter spankoffski#ruth fleming#grace chasity#don’t ask me what richie’s hands are doing#matter of fact don’t ask me what anyone’s hands are doing#steph is in a flyleaf shirt because i’m projecting my music taste onto her#and richie has full length pants because he deserves them
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Hatchetfield Femslash Fortnight Day 6 - Study Date
cuties <3
#i don’t know what is happening with that book but please ignore it#hatchetfield femslash fortnight 25 day 6#hfff25day6#hatchetfield femslash fortnight 25#hfff25#hatchetfield#hatchetfield fanart#nerdy prudes must die#pj npmd#reese npmd#starkid#bazz draws things!
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day 278 - shoutout nerds and prudes
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my bff requested nerdy prudes as sanrio characters on insta ! i don’t really know anything about sanrio so this is just off vibes
#grace chasity#stephanie lauter#pj#patricia johnson#reese#richie lipschitz#peter spankoffski#ruth fleming#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#starkid#hatchetfield#fanart
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@femslashfortnight days 7 (alternate prompt) & 8
it’s been a while since I’ve drawn these two but I’m glad I got to draw them again :]]
#starkid#hatchetfield#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#patricia johnson#reese npmd#pj npmd#my art hehe#btw pj is wearing a bracelet with the bi colors on it. idk how noticeable it is so I just wanted to point it out#also in case you’re wondering: the last (and the first) time I drew them was for the hatchetfield yearbook project!!
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Reese and PJ headcanons because I love them but they're so forgotten about compared to other minor characters in NPMD
Reese:
A junior who's taking mostly senior classes
None of her interests match her vibes
She's a horror movie fan (she handed in an essay that was basically about the Alien franchise and the fear of mpreg and got an A+ and now it's an example essay)
Works part time at toyzone
Huge movie nerd
Has three middle names
Went to cheer tryouts but was bullied out of the team (she was super good)
PJ:
A senior
Tutored Max during freshman amd sophomore year in math and the sciences. Quit because he started hitting on her and it made her really uncomfortable
Really fast reader
Reads exclusively romantasy and classics (she reads one genre then the other)
Her favourite book is Pride and Prejudice (I haven't read that but the vibes)
Part time barista at the Starbucks across the street from beanies
On the volleyball team (she looks different when her hairs in Dutch braids so Max hasn't realized)
For both of them:
They're girlfriends
They tutor middle schoolers together
Reese will watch movies on her phone while PJ lays in her lap with a book
They share sweaters
#reese npmd#pj npmd#theyre so cute more people should think about them#they actually have lines unlike some minor characters in npmd#yes this is brooke slander#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#npmd#nerdy prudes must die
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Hatchetfield High is disturbingly lacking in band geeks. Whats up with that??
hey yeah, now that i think about it you're right!!!!
richie's an anime nerd, pete's a school nerd, ruth's a theater nerd, grace is a...religious? nerd, but where are the band nerds??
im going to officially elect pj as the band geek (though idk what instrument she'd play...have to think about that) and i'm also going to say that rudolph is a marching bank geek
#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming#peter spankoffski#grace chasity#pj npmd#reese npmd#rudolph npmd#guys his name is rudolph right...#the guy that will branner plays at the end?#i always forget his name i hope rudolph is right
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retro - @femslashfortnight
unfortunately they'd probably look more retro if I changed their hairstyles but I wanted to draw their kind-of-matching front braids because I think they're cute so just pretend their hair looks retro too tytyty mwah mwah xoxo, dyke girl
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#Hatchetfield Femslash Fortnight#they're in love with each other idk what to tell u guys#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield#HFFF#Hatchetfield Femslash Fortnight Day 2#HFFFDAY2#image description in alt#starkid#npmd#my art :)#Reese npmd#pj npmd#pjreese#pj johnson#is that her name? it's on the wiki but that feels... fanon
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The drama kids in Firebringer?
If Josie isn't Jemilla, you're wrong, she's so Jemilla
OMG YOU’RE SO RIGHT
Right, so we definitely don’t have enough people to fully cast this and unlike Christmas Carol everyone interacts, so we can’t really double up, so bear with me.
Caitlyn - Zazzalil
Josie - Jermilla
Rose - Molag
*Ruth - Keeri
PJ - Emberly
Kevin - Grunt
Pete - Schwoopsie
Trevor - Ducker
Reese - Tiblyn
Brooke - Chorn
Kyle - Smelly-Balls
Jason - Clark
*Because the idea of Ruth and Caitlyn being forced to get along onstage is really funny.
Caitlyn (still doing a southern accent for no reason as usual) definitely makes the entire musical ten times more gay because her whole thing is being flirtatious characters. Literally flirts with everyone except Ruth.
Also Josie is just Meredith though. She definitely has the curls anyways (in my headcanon). I’ll post some drama kid art one day. Maybe.
#mari’s asks#mari’s headcanons#npmd drama students#npmd caitlyn#npmd angela’s drama student#npmd trevor#npmd joey’s drama student#ruth fleming#rose hatchetfield#jason jepson#kyle clauger#npmd brooke#npmd pj#npmd reese
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[ GAME OF CHANCE, DAY 5: Tinky rolls a 1 on the die— ]
[ Uh oh. ]
[As the group is about to turn a corner, Reese steps into view and blocks their path. Beside her are Kyle and Brenda, looking... different.]
REESE: C'mon, Petey, stop running. We're going to make a playground of this town. Doesn't that sound fun?
REESE: And you... you can play with us forever. Whatever life you want to live, we can make it happen. I can be your best friend. Kyle can be your rival, or your boyfriend, or whatever you want him to be.
REESE: We're yours. Forever and always.
REESE: So let us make toys of your friends, Petey. It doesn't hurt. Steph knows that already, doesn't she?
[Pete is frozen. Why is she talking to him, like he's so special? Why are her eyes glowing? And why does her voice sound like something else is speaking with her?]
[Steph clenches her fists. She's not usually one for brute force, but the way Reese is talking to Pete... it makes something ugly simmer in her gut. She barely notices Reese calling her out. Her friends are more important.]
[Max, standing at the front of the group, frowns as Reese steps closer and closer. He took a vow against violence months ago, and despite the life-or-death appearance of this situation, he doesn't want to go back on his word. But he will protect his friends at any cost.]
[Grace looks between their three adversaries. Reese, a cheerleader. Kyle and Brenda, nerds. Gears start spinning in her head, rapidfire thoughts coming to a conclusion as Reese stops directly in front of Max. Suddenly, she has a realization.]
#i highly encourage discussion and speculation in the notes ;)#hatchetfield#starkid#peter spankoffski#steph lauter#grace chasity#max jagerman#reese npmd#kyle clauger#brenda npmd#roleswap#roleswap!reese#roleswap!kyle#roleswap!brenda#story#ep1#art
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Richie: *sorting his m&m*
Richie: Wait... does this make me racist?
Ruth: I think it makes you neurotic.
Pete: That's not a great word, but yeah, ocd tendencies. Autism maybe, I'm not sure.
Reese: I do it too, I think it's fine.
PJ: Yeah, that makes you racist.
#shes fucking with them#based on my own actions#except i was sorting rainbow goldfish#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#richie lipschitz#incorrect quotes#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#ruth fleming#reese npmd#pj npmd#patricia johnson
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literally can’t stop thinking about this god damn musical i had to draw this or i was gonna explode
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