#oHMYFUCKINGOD

[sluttsumu]

☆ — breeding you

“ohmyfuckingod” you whine.

it’s been hours of him relentlessly pounding you, flipping you from position to position. but you love it, and he does too. watching you love drunk on his cock with hearts in your pupils, it’s adorable.

it’s a cute sight really, your ankles next to his ears while your knees hover over the sheets.

“gonna fill you up,” thrust. “wanna be a mommy?” thrust. “have my babies?” thrust. it was painfully delicious, the way he kissed your cervix so desperate to come inside of you, listening to the way you chant his name over and over.

“want it—! please.” he loves to hear you beg for it, seeing your eyes fixated on his length pumping in and out of you. it’s not long before his moans stutter and thrusts dwindle and he’s spilling a thick load into your pretty pussy, breeding you to your fullest.

“always such a good girl for me.”

☆ — atsumu, bokuto, ichigo, renji, shidou, nagi, geto, choso

sluttsumu 2023

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

Young Ciri: Ohmygod Vesemir is so boriiinngg Geralt: He is teaching you important things, when you get older you will realise how wise he is- Lambert walking in: Ohmyfuckingod Vesemir is so boriiing

[crimsonkingart]

Fourth Day: Protective Instincts 🖤💙 Headcanon: ohmyfuckingod, I just love Omega Dick overprotective of Jay, Tim and Dami because he thinks of them as his children with Bruce because they are his little chicks. (The one without text you can edit it, if you like jaydick)

[thebearer]

I was curious about the erogenous zones for men so I looked it up and it was was I expected but one place that I was actually surprised by was the lower back! So can you write a fic about Carmen and his reaction with the reader messing with his lower back? Like biting it, kissing it, licking it, pinching it etc.

"Jeez, Bear," You mutter, heels of your hands digging into his lower spine, working out a rather large knot there. Carmen tensed under you, body going rigid and breathing staggering. "This one's bad. Does it hurt?"

"N-No, no." Carmen shook his head, face pressed into the mattress, hands balled onto the sheets. He hoped you couldn't see the way he was flushing. "It just- ah- it feels..." Carmen's groan stopped his sentenced, hips wiggling, grinding into the mattress.

He was desperate for friction, for something. You straddling him, hands working down his spine, over his sore muscles, pressing sweet kisses over the spots when you got done- "to make them feel better" you told him.

Carmen had been fine, relaxed, even, until you got to his lower back. This 'knot' you were so diligently working out was making him squirm, cock throbbing and teeth gritting.

"Are you sure it's not hurting you?" You asked, frowning at the way his body squirmed.

"Yeah, I-I mean no, baby. Feels good. So fuckin' good." Carmen groaned, eyes rolling back when your thumb pressed into his spine, cock rushing with pleasure.

"What?" You asked, lifting a brow curiously. "Carmen are you-"

"-don't stop, please, don't stop." Carmen panted, white knuckled grip on the pillow beneath his head. "'m so close, baby, so close. Keep goin', please."

You blinked, a little appalled that he was so turned on by this. It wasn't your intention, really. You were trying to help, make him feel relaxed... you supposed this was a way to relax.

Your fingers moved back into his spine, right between his hips, hands rolling and kneading the flesh there. Carmen's strangled moans filled the room, his face shoved into the pillow to conceal them. It made your own cheeks burn with excitement.

"Fu-uck, ohmyfuckingod, yes. Just like that. I-I'm-" Carmen grunted, heavy huffs out his nose, hips jumping and grinding into the bed.

You stilled, hovering over his thighs, watching as his body settled, still shuddering in tiny waves. Breath ragged and puffs of air that he tried to hide, barely looking out from the pillow.

"I, uh, I'm sorry about that." Carmen muttered, blushed with embarrassment. "I, uh, I-I didn't... I don't know why that, uh, that happened."

"It's ok." You bit back a smile. "Do you feel relaxed?"

"Yeah." Carmen nodded, a hint of a laugh ghosting on his words. "Feel like I probably need to take a shower."

"Why don't you take a bath?" You purred, nails raking lightly down his back before you rolled off of him. "I think that would be more relaxing, and I can sit with you."

"Yeah? O-Ok." Carmen muttered, awkwardly waddling towards the bathroom. "I, uh, I don't think any got on the sheets. Sorry if it did."

"I'll lick it up if it did." You grin, playfully, tossing him a wink that had his whole body flushing. You knew it would, always did when you'd say filthy things to him- it's why you did it.

Carmen grinned, chin tucking to his chest to hide his red faced smile. "Easy." He warned, eyes still glossy and starry from his release. "You want bubbles?"

"Whatever you want. I'll grab a candle." You hum, swiping Carmen's lighter next to his cigarettes and the half burned candle off the bedside table. "Really set the mood, hm? Keep this romantic night going." You winked at him, smirking at how he blushed, cleaning himself up with a hand towel.

Minutes later, you were sunk in the bath, you on one end, Carmen on the other. Legs intertwined under sudsy, warm water, your foot playfully slipping between his legs to make him jump. The candle flickering on the vanity was the only light, a warm, soft light casted over the small bathroom.

"That was really relaxing though." Carmen muttered, a hand running over your knee in the water.

"I can tell." You hum, grinning wickedly over at him.

"No, I mean- yeah, that- but the whole thing before. Really helped. My back feels better." Carmen smiled softly at you.

"I'm glad." You smile back.

"Think I should return the favor, huh? Think that's only fair?"

"Yeah, I would hate to disagree with you." You rasp, squealing when Carmen shifted, the bath water sloshing over the edge of the tub when he shimmied towards you.

"'s only fair." You whisper, his lisp hovering over yours, hands pressed by lip of the tub to cage you in.

"Only fair." Carmen hummed, his free hand slipping between your legs under the water.

[sunflowersandcherryblossoms]

Early on, somewhat after the Zanpakuto Rebellion events...

Ichigo and Byakuya: *Bickering*

Ukitake and Kyoraku: *Know damn well what's going on...*

Renji and Rukia:

"Have you noticed how nii-sama is always the first to feel Ichigo's arrival through the Senkaimon?"

"I have! And have you noticed how Kuchiki Taichō only complains about Ichigo not using honorifics when he's already out of earshot?"

"Yes, I have!"

Ukitake and Kyoraku: *Waiting for those dumbasses to arrive at the same conclusion they have*

Rukia: "OHMYFUCKINGOD! Nii-sama already sees Ichigo as a friend!"

Renji: "I KNOW, RIGHT?"

Ukitake and Kyoraku:

[novasjaneway]

At the end of 11:59 janeway is having heavy feelings of disappointment about her ancestor shannon and all it takes is seven to remind her that the history is irrelevant because she inspired janeway and thats what counts and then janeway is all smiles again. The love between these two, just ughhhhfgh ohmyfuckingod

[a1-yn]

ANOTHER UPDATE. So my dad called and we talked abt the second Heartstopper. He teared up a little when Nick came out to his mom, he said it was a beautiful story. OHMYFUCKINGOD, he is so damn sweet. He said it reminds him of when I came out to him. <33

[disruptxrr]

i fucking love gas stations ohmyfuckingod

[olasketches]

ohmygod…

OHMYFUCKINGOD

[werewolfsister]

Ohmyfuckingod

[blackkiwi]

i wanna be stuffed so bad,, i want my pussy ate, i wan my boobies sucked, and a tongue down my throat in the process,, ohmyfuckingod i wanna be bred.

[thebearer]

(Spicy towards the end I promise!!!)

Remember how Carmy and Sydney were at Carm’s apartment trying to perfect a recipe, and their palettes got all messed up from trying it a bunch?

What if, Carmy’s normally extremely shy gf comes out of their shared bedroom to come say hi, and Carm asks if she wants to be their taste tester

Y/n, looking at how GOOD Carmy looks in his grey sweater, his hands, his hair, and eyes, his everything, and a thought that she thinks she is saying in her head, she accidentally says out loud…

“That’s not all I wanna taste”

The room goes silent, Carmy’s eyes eyes are wide, Sydney is just like “….”, and Y/n is blushing and stuttering like crazy, “oh- uh, oh my gosh I… uh.. said that out loud mmm??!” And she squeaks our a “SORRY”

lmaooooo

picturing she doesn’t see/know sydney’s there. just comes out and sees carmen and is like turned on. “I got somethin’ you can taste, chef.” you purr.

carmen’s eyes snap to you, wide eyed and a little blushy, but you take it as a pleasant surprise. “or I’ll taste you. either way of fine with- ohmyfuckingod!”

“uh, wow, that was… yeah, hi.” sydney rambles awkwardly.

carmen is red, running a hand over his eyes. you’re mortified, crawling into yourself in embarrassment. “oh my god, i-i didn’t know- I thought carm was alone.”

“i can leave!” sydney chirps, grabbing her phone off the counter. “i can, uh… yeah, I’ll leave you two to… whatever it is you do.”

you can’t be blamed. it’s the sweater.

[sunflowersandcherryblossoms]

I like to imagine that Ichigo would have had an OHMYFUCKINGOD!!! seeing Byakuya in his brand new outfit, with turban and all...

And then after all is finally finished Kuchiki Byakuya "dares" to look like this?

Like... Sir? We've been through a WAR!

[mujhekyamaitosojaaungi]

Why IS EVERYTHING HAPPENING TOMORROW OHMYGOD ILL EVAPORATE ISTG MY MIND IS SHIT AND BURNING WITH ALL THIS PRESSURE AND DEADLINES AND TESTS OHMYFUCKINGOD

[nerdydowntherabbithole]

not gonna say much cause im bad at expressing myselfbut- read the last chapter and OHMYFUCKINGOD THAT HURTS IN THE FELLINGS, IM CRIYNG, IM- AMA FVCKING DIE ONE DAY CAUSE OF THIS FICSLDKWDFKKDSDXNDDSKSJKSDKKSN IM ABOUT TO GO FULL SPANISHASNSSJSKKSKS- *fucking dies*

HURTS AND KILLS AND DIES WITH U

[disruptxrr]

they made this one about us

SCREAMING CRYING ROLLING ON THE FUCKING FLOOR OHMYFUCKINGOD HE DID NOT JUST OH MY GOD?????? BJHEBDJHEWBDJ........ i mean..... uh, um whatever..........