#obey me blephegor X reader

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Can I get a mafia obey me au?

A/N: OOOO HECK YEAH love me some mafia AUs

Also we're so close to 200 followers! If we reach 200 soon, I'll post a spicy fic just for y'all

Warnings: Lucifer, mild violence, crimes

Lucifer:

Most definitely the boss

Rules with an iron fist

Absolutely hates people who breaks his rules

Likes having you around for "stress relief"

Doesn't like you seeing him get violent

But he gets violent often

Mammon:

Wants to act all cool because he's apart of the mafia

Definitely dresses the part

Loves to spend money the family makes

Especially loves to dress you up so you look all pretty on his arm

Like Lucifer, doesn't like you to see mafia work

Will actually pretend he isn't really in the mafia just to protect you

Just that he does "business"

Levi:

Absolutely hates being apart of the family

Get him outta there!

Actually blows of his duties just to be with you

You're his sense of normalcy

Would actually prefer staying with you, cuddling and playing games

Rather than go with Satan to make people pay

Satan:

The one person you should be scared of

Yeah, Lucifer is the boss, but Satan is his mad dog

The one with the most whacks in the family

Classic "I'll never fall in love" to "who hurt you?" pipeline

Will and has killed for you

Spends his days off reading together with you and your cats

Asmo:

Doesn't actually really do anything

At least, not anything violent

Very good at making deals though

Lucifer always takes him to meetings with rival families

But at one of those meetings, he saw you

And suddenly, you're one key component in the deal

Asmo definitely wants a new toy

Beel:

Muscles!!!

All brawn, no brain

He is a nice guy, so naturally, he's not too keen on being in the family

But Lucifer keeps him fed, so he can't complain too much

Refuses to kill anyone

He will beat them up though

Lucifer hires a new chef for the house

And it happens to be you! Yay, good money!!

Beel will fall in love with your cooking and then you

Belphie:

I don't even know what his job would be in the mafia

Bro doesn't do anything

Kinda just stays in the house

Was on house arrest for leaking important info

He wanted to get back at Lucifer (deserved)

Definitely sneaks out one night

Bumps into you

Falls immediately in love

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HIGH SCHOOL ROMANCE TROPES PT. 2

pairing. satan, asmodeus, beelzebub, belphegor x gn!reader

genre. fluff, modern au

warnings. none

link to part one

SATAN is the academic rival who’s cuter than you’d like to admit. everywhere you go, he’s on your tail boasting about his grades or nagging you about yours. he’s the reason why you have a constant headache; no matter how hard you fight back, he comes up with a better defense. but for some unknown reason, you can’t get his face out of your head. every little thing reminds you of him—on top of that, you’re even excited to see him at school the next day.

ASMODEUS is the pretty boy you feel like you have no chance with. everyone falls for his looks and charm—unfortunately, you’re one of those people. the whole school knows asmo has high standards, and he always seems to be rotating through people; can you really keep up? the answer is yes—asmo already has his sights on you, and he’s not letting you go. 

BEELZEBUB is the jock who focuses on one thing and one thing only—you. all the others think he’s too preoccupied for a relationship (that being his extracurriculars), but there’s nothing he wants more than to be the one you call your boyfriend. frankly, beel is afraid he’s too much for you. he knows he has impulses that are hard to control, especially when he gets excited. he’d rather pretend he’s busy than risk ruining his chance.

BELPHEGOR is the lazy student with a wild imagination. when he falls asleep during class, all he can see is you in his dreams. he pictures what it’d be like to hold your hand, to kiss you, to be yours. probe him about it and he’ll deny having a crush, but the look on his face is more than enough for anyone to know his true feelings.