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jackalopesao3 · 6 months
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Everytime I hear Asmo say, “mmkay” all I can think of is…
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I can’t hear it any other way in my head. Help.
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bunnypansy · 2 years
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What must I do to get Asmo's gender in my hands? Please I want to be beloved by raving crowds of innocents absolutely bewitched by my beauty and then reject them because I am Simply Too Hot for them
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avonyxx · 3 months
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The bros drew themselves 🦅🦅🦅🫴🫴🫴
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Mc: Hey, dumb slut, get over here.
Mammon, sighing: Okay-
Asmo: I'm coming!
Mammon, confused: I thought... I was dumb slut...
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syazrock · 5 months
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Satan celebrate his own birthday party
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anintrovertedechoe · 7 months
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the brothers: mc let me carry ur bag for u ! ur human it might break ur back and then u’ll die :((
solomon: my back hurts !!
the brothers (and barbatos): lmao kys
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zephyrchama · 18 days
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Do you think demons crack their joints?
It was a lazy, rainy evening in the Devildom. An oddly calm one. The residents of the House of Lamentation were gathered in the living room, mainly because that's where you were.
Beelzebub and Mammon were snacking and watching Leviathan play his handheld game. Asmodeus was browsing a magazine, Satan was browsing a book, and Lucifer was texting with Barbatos.
Belphegor had been dozing off on your shoulder for a while. It was hard to move under the demon's weight. You had been stuck in the same pose browsing your D.D.D. until he finally shifted, leaning back into the couch. You seized the opportunity to roll your shoulders and take a much needed stretch.
You lifted your arms. It felt great. Crack.
"What was that?" Satan asked, glancing up from his book.
"Beel probably sat on a chip," Mammon said. Levi snorted, too busy to take his eyes off the game but in agreement with Mammon for once.
"It wasn't me." Beelzebub stood up to prove his innocence, revealing no food under him.
"It was me," you said. "Just my back."
"Hon, what?" "Your what?" Asmodeus and Lucifer spoke at the same time, and both gave you a concerned look.
"My back? I just cracked it."
The demons sprung out of their seats like you had just cursed them. Levi's game system fell to the carpet. Since he was already standing, Beelzebub strode over and pulled the back of your shirt up, asking "does it hurt?"
Startled, you pulled the front of your shirt down for modesty. "Woah, hello? Excuse me? Uh, what?"
While everyone gathered to stare at your back, Belphegor was stirred awake. "What's going on?"
He went to lean on your shoulder again, but Mammon swatted him away. "Hey! Can't ya see they're injured?" he growled. Belphegor huffed at him, deciding instead to help hold your shirt up.
"Poor thing!" Asmo cooed. With one hand he grabbed your wrist, and with the other he made a peace sign. "Look at me, how many fingers am I holding up?"
"I'm fine. Everybody just chill." Despite your insistence, the panic had already set in and nobody was listening to you.
Leviathan was shaking. "T-that's not good, right? Humans aren't supposed to make those kind of sounds." He was covering his eyes with his hands squeamishly but peeking through his fingers to stare anyway. "A doctor! Are there any human doctors? Should we call Solomon?"
"Yes, somebody call Solomon," Lucifer commanded. "Where did the crack occur?" He started gently prodding around your spine, making you squirm.
Satan tried to bump Lucifer's hand away from you while placing himself in Lucifer's spot. "Can't you see they don't like that? You're making it worse."
"Deep breaths," Mammon instructed you, breathing deeply in and out. He seemed on the brink of hyperventilation himself.
Lucifer refused to budge, but Satan persisted. He was now also poking you. "The damage isn't visible yet, but there could be internal bleeding. You have to lay down."
Belphegor scooted over to make more room, despite your protest of "I'm not going to move, nothing is wrong."
Asmodeus managed to already get Solomon on the phone. You couldn't hear him over Asmo's worried shrieks but knew he had to be laughing. Solomon was not going to let you forget this incident.
Beel, Lucifer, and Satan moved to try and pick you up but enough was enough. "I said I'm fine!! Everybody stay!"
The seven went crashing to the floor, finally allowing you to cover up. "I am fine! I'm fine! See!" You stood up dramatically and grabbed Asmo's D.D.D. to apologize to a snickering Solomon.
The demons were annoyed and concerned as they tried to pick themselves up. "If you're so fine, then explain that noise," Satan said.
"Humans just do that from time to time."
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diatiddiess · 10 months
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Everyone was absolutely adorable!! 😭💖💖
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lancermylove · 3 months
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How Much Would Their Outfits Cost in IRL? (Pic HC)
Fandom: Obey Me
A/N: Besides trying to find similar clothes, I considered a few things. How much would they be willing to spend for their outfit? Would anyone spoil them enough to give them gifts (like Belphie's boots)? I didn't include jewelry for anyone.
Here is Part 2.
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Lucifer
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Mammon
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Levi
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Satan
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Asmo
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Beel
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Belphie
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Diavolo
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Solomon
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Simeon
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Barbatos
This man made his own outfit because he is just that talented and his outfit was HARD to find.😂
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➣  Obey Me Masterlist: [1][2][3] ➣ Main Masterlist
➣ Buy me a Ko-fi? ➣ Commission: Open ➣ HC/Scenario Requests: Closed || Quick Ask Requests: Closed || GIF Requests: Closed
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minced-mangoes · 3 months
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Y'all think the brothers would have trouble with hugging you too tight? Sometimes they forget you're not a demon and squeeze you a little bit too tight.
Beel has definitely done it a few times by accident, he got too excited and squeezed without thinking. He's just glad you're alright. He takes care to make sure it doesn't happen again. He doesn't want to hurt you. Lucifer and Satan probably have pulled you into a very tight grab when upset, and used you as stress relief squishy. Depending on how hard they actually squeeze you it's alright. Though one time Satan hugged you so hard the air was knocked out of your lungs. It happens less often with Levi, Asmo, and Mammon, but it definitely has happened. Won a tough game with Levi? Hug attack. Meeting up with Asmo for a spa date? Hug attack. Say anything nice to Mammon? Hug attack. Average demon hugs too tightly factoid is incorrect. Hugs Belphie who considers wrapping his arms lazily around your waist as a hug is an outlier and shouldn't have been counted.
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tsukii0002 · 30 days
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Belphie: Hey, Mc, want to watch a movie tonight?
Mc: I'm sorry, but tonight is Bubblegum Bitch night.
Belphie: Bubblegum what?
Asmo: Bubblegum bitch night!! *hugging Mc*
Mc: *caressing his back* Yeah, is the night when we bring out the champagne and the chocolates...
Asmo: We put on our gala pajamas and the best skincare from hell...
Mc: Aaaaaand we let out all the venom we have inside us while being as divas as possible.
Belphie: W-why?
Mc: Because life is hard Belphie, it's hard and not that that's a bad thing.
Asmo: And above all for Mc, they need an escape outlet.
Belphie: And... why the name?
Asmo: Oh, because we will do all that while listening to human artists like Marina And The Diamonds.
Mc: Hence the name of the night.
Asmo: *smiling* and because we can also be a bit bitchy sometimes.
Mc: Say it!, wanna join us?
Belphie: *shrugging his shoulders* I'm a little bitch myself, so yeah, it looks fun.
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jackalopesao3 · 1 year
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Excuse me, what???? 🪦🪦🪦
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nastyslug · 11 months
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Here is a visual guide to get 3 hearts + a gift for nightbringer (diavolo, barbatos, solomon, simeon and luke under the cut) 
in the first game giving them a gift as the first move acted the same as a high five this is not true anymore 
giving them a gift as the first move the next two moves are the same as a “normal” non-high five round (I think)
I am unsure if these combos work with the guest on your home page
Here's the one for the first game 
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Fucking hell Nightbringer really gave me everything huh god
Henry 1.0 origin story
Cerberus origin story
Satan's cat thing origin story
"Goldie in Freezer" origin story
Levi's Ruri-chan obsession origin story
Mammon being scared of ghosts/horror origin story
More in depth version of Solomon & Asmo's first meeting/pact origin story
A painful reason for why Asmo's room looks like that
What the tsl characters would have been like irl (the absolute worst wtf simeon)
Mammon's issues finally discussed in depth
Mammon being extremely ride or die for Lucifer
Almost instant Mammon & MC friendship
Mammon being just so amazed by MC and also insanely supportive of them
Mammon being willing to do anything for his brothers, being more sure of himself, almost instantly following Lucifer's orders and making the others do so as well
Levi's issues discussed in depth.
Levi straight up saying he was depressed and still is
Levi's friendship with MC!
Levi & Lucifer's relationship!!!!!
Levi being shy and scared and just so 😖
Things being bad in the Celestial Realm even before they left
Asmo's issues being discussed in depth
Asmo very explicitly having body dysmorphia
The brothers being much more supportive and loving of each other
Lucifer being visibly scared of losing another family member and being insanely overprotective because of it
The brothers being slowly overtaken by their sins (something that was always a part of them but also something they could control as angels) and losing control of themselves
The brothers gaining new magic
Satan being a fucking mess
Satan not really fitting in and all of them being really awkward around him
Satan's issues being discussed in depth
Belphie's issues being discussed in depth
Belphie expressing passive suicidal ideation
Belphie talking about how he needs someone to blame for what happened to Lilith so he can process it/make sense of it even if that someone is himself
Lucifer's issues being touched on from from different perspectives/angles
Diavolo's issues being hinted at
Simeon's issues being vaguely discussed
More about Lilith! (remember my post about how lilith definitely wasn't a sweet little angel because there's no way the universe would let lucifer catch a break? I was right!!! She was as much a little shit as the rest of her family!)
More about the demon king! (He wanted to stop the war too🥺 also a whole line of previous demon kings!)
More about god/how angels work (all angels are brothers & sisters but not technically family the way lucifer & his siblings are!)
ADAM!?!?!?!?!?
Solomon & MC's Sorcerer & Apprentice relationship seen in full detail!
MC being absolutely amazing
MC being competent and powerful and dangerous and resourceful and confident and the brothers realising all that but them also being funny and snarky and chaotic and outgoing and homesick and caring
References to present (s1-s4) brothers (& how they'll tear solomon apart if he doesn't bring MC back)
NIGHTBRINGER!? BARBATOS!!!??? but past barbatos doesn't seem to know anything about MC and present barbatos is helping solomon bring MC back....so who...?
References to Noble demons and conservative demons and devildom politics
Angel - Demon prejudice /racism from both sides explicitly shown
The brothers being war criminals and how the devildom sheltering them nearly re-started the war between the two realms
None of them being able to identify MC as a human (it takes Diavolo a long time + Lucifer straight up denies it when MC tells him), Adam & Nightbringer saying MC has the "power of angels", MC's favourite manga being one where the youngest child out of 7 is described as being angelic (*cough*lilith*cough*), Diavolo, even after knowing MC is a human, going "what are you"..... me softly chanting: nephilim!mc nephilim!mc nephilim!mc
The lessons flow better? It doesn't feel like one arc is squished into two lessons and then you must immediately jump into another different arc. It feels like it's all just happening in a connected sequence?
Better pacing in my opinion. It doesn't feel rushed.... like the part where satan discovers cats and then later is seen still sitting next to the cat and watching it? It feels appropriately spaced out
MC's relationships with everyone doesn't feel isolated. Like earlier there'd be a lesson or two dedicated to one character and we won't see much of the other characters during it. Now it feels like everyone is there interacting with everything in a normal, natural way. Yes there are lessons dedicated to getting to know one brother but the others are there, interacting with each other and MC during that time as well
The emotions & relationships are discussed/written in a way that feels very real and believable that it becomes actually really moving (s1-s4 also did this well but in nightbringer because of arcs/scenes/relationships not being isolated, of things flowing better and having a better pacing, of them outright discussing their issues it has a greater impact - yes I cried more than once shut up)
In the end, Nighbringer is darker than og OM! but not in the "grrr gonna kill you" way. It's "darker" because they address more serious topics in depth
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Random narrator: “This is Mc. Mc loves their personal space.”
*Asmo hugging Mc tightly*
Random narrator: “This is Asmo. Asmo also loves Mc’s personal space.”
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syazrock · 7 months
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Singing practice.
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