#obsessed w logan 100% of the time

[hollywoodsargeant]

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logan with the formula 1 bear!

[maplesyrupsainz]

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pairing: logan sargeant x williams social media admin!reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au

warnings: none jus fluff

summary: in which the internet knows you're in love before you do

a/n: I STARTED WRITING THIS BEFORE THE NEWS DROPPED SO LET'S JUST PRETEND NOTHING HAPPENED FOR NOW IM SO SORRY

request!!!: logan fic or smau where the reader is williams’ newest social media admin?? and logan immediately is crushing on her, and the fans are trying to speculate why logan is suddenly so smiley in a bunch of the clips and videos posted on the williams ig or doing a bunch of challenges on the williams tiktok page (and alex is totally laughing his ass off)

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user7 omg? how is she so gorgeous

user8 oh the garage pic lol so she's 100% the right girl

user9 wish i was her omg

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user11 real. can u blame logan lollll

lilymhe prettiest girl!!

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user12 does she have a bf? second pic

user13 no one knows lol

user14 logan found dead

user15 logan in the likes too hehe he's down bad

user16 can u blame him

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user26 logan found dead

logansargeant cant wait to relax a bit!

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user27 WOWWWW

user28 omg she's gorgeous

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lilymhe omg wow. williams admin off duty is 🔥🔥🔥

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logansargeant wow. any chance we could turn that hang out into a date instead? 👀

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logansargeant ...well?

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transcript -> y/n (behind the camera): so how was your guys’ two weeks off? logan: good! the rest was really needed for me, and you, alex? alex: well, we can focus on you for a minute still, or both of you actually! *laughs* y/n: haha very funny alex, i dont think people want to hear about my break though

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user39 second pic?????

user40 HELLOOOO

user41 soft launch...? 👀

user42 love when he hangs out w alex omg <3

user43 love youuu logan

user44 this is sooo bf

alex_albon my guyyy

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oscarpiastri great race this weekend 🤟

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user45 there's no way the 3rd pic was logan alone

user46 legit it's too girly

user47 y/n was here? 👀

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user48 HAHA alex liking this comment 😭

user49 lol he ships them so hard

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user50 no rizz

user51 she's a professional let her live x

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user52 OH MY GODDDD

user53 this is so logan

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user54 omg obsessed with this lil date

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user58 ME WHEN

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user69 confirmed much?

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user71 GIRL WE KNOW UR DATING

user72 obsessed with everything about this.

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user75 the second omg yeehaw much

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user77 you alr know he was fighting back the urge to profess his love for her

user78 he looks so good in the third pic omg

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user83 NO. WAY.

user84 OH MY GOD FINALLY

user85 finally some proof

user86 ahh not them being caught red handed 😭

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user88 CUTIESSS AHH

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user89 LOGOATTTT

user90 omg points & hard launch all in one weekend i feel dizzy

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user97 what a rollercoaster it's been

user98 SO HONOURED TO HAVE BEEN APART OF THIS JOURNEY

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[the-moth-archives]

୨ৎ My Personal Logan Howlett Headcanons ୨ৎ

Type: fluff, mild hurt / comfort

Word Count: 401

Notes: hello !! thank you guys for all the reposts and likes on my stuff ! it means so much to me :) i recently saw the Deadpool 3 movie and i’m now OBSESSES with Logan. i wrote this while half asleep so i hope u enjoy :) requests are now open for Wolverine !! also, rlly random, im probably gonna redo my intro !!

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- once you guys first met, he was very stand-off-ish because he feared hurting you. he would talk to you but the second he started catching feelings, he kinda backed off. you were the one to confess and reassure him that he would never hurt you.

- the relationship started off slow but it was so worth it later on when he started to get more comfortable around you.

- he’s not the biggest fan of PDA but once you’re alone, he literally can’t stop touching you

- he likes to spoon you when you sleep and when he does, he goes under your shirt to cup at your chest. it’s 100% not sexual, he just really likes the idea of being close to your heart. he doesn’t care how flat or big you are, he’s grabbing your chest. (i can imagine him kneading your chest like a cat, if you have a bigger chest)

- his love language is acts of service and quality time. if you need anything fixed or touched up, he’s your guy. if you sit with him while he fixes stuff? he may now show it on his actual face but he’s smiling like a fool.

- hair… play w his hair…

- nightmares, sadly, come easy with Logan. most of the time he just jolts awake but in rare occasions where he tries to attack the air, you’re always waiting for him and trying to calm him down. ayer these dreams, he’d want you to lay on top of him so he knows you’re there and the pressure eases him like a weighted blanket no matter your size

- he’s not the absolute best at comforting people so he’ll mostly just be an ear to talk into and will hold you if asked. his ‘advice’ is usually “i can kill em for you”

- GOD forbid you get hurt. especially by someone else? he would burn the whole world down to make you happy. he made a promise to protect you and he doesn’t break promises

- i know this literally wouldn’t work but i can imagine him purring when you scratch and run his face. he pushes his head right into your hands and is completely blissed out

- he’s an early riser but tries to not wake you up. sometimes he does and he hushed you back to sleep while rubbing your back.

- i love him sm it’s not funny, logan pls marry me

quick thing !! here’s some Palestine donation links if you wish to donate and help families !

[laceyamethyst]

so i’m on my weekly reread of the mission universe and i wanted to ask about something i noticed in regards to logan and his relationship w everyone. in the third fic it’s clear that oscar is friends w everyone, max even flat out says he’s my friend too so i’m pissed w you but you’re my best friend so i’m here when he’s comforting lando that night. charles and everyone call him by his first name oscar instead of piastri and he’s definitely integrated. now i am a logan girlie tbf and also i love angst so i could just be seeing things (or projecting bc yikes i relate) BUT. charles calls logan sargeant and i feel like most everyone (apart from maybe lando who stated multiple times how they’re becoming closer the two of them) consider logan to still be like.. oscar’s friend rather than their friend? and i would be so interested in seeing what logan thinks about that, especially since there’s all this drama about this seat and altho he’s made jokes i’m sure he feels kinda like a failure about it. it could also be that now he’s having issues w arthur and arthur is charles brother and it’s this whole thing of im only here bc two people like me but generally no one else cares. and i know for example we briefly saw max in the second fic saying he wouldnt let the rookie lose his seat after the whole ring fiasco, but nothing really in the third fic. what are your thoughts on the dynamic? i could just be reading too much into with regards to angst but i had to ask lol.

hi anon!! wow okay i had to think hard about this one, but firstly i’m very big on the idea that readers should be free to interpret dynamics and characters in fics however they want, so all your thoughts are 100% valid!

logan is maybe my fave mission character to write, mainly because his relationship with everyone is so complex and layered (and has experienced the most evolution across the three fics).

logan would be the first to roast charles for his descent into wedding obsessed madness, but he’d also be the first in line to help if there was ever a wedding-related disaster (exhibit a: risking his life for the ring). on the flip side, charles will never pass up an opportunity to insult logan in the GC, but he will also defend him with his whole heart (exhibit a: blowing up at arthur in the padel court). it’s very sibling-coded. they care about each-other but they will absolutely never admit it.

like you, i am also a sucker for angst, so the larthur fic will definitely explore more of this dynamic and some of logan’s insecurities (listen it will cover the qatar gp so angst is not optional i’m afraid).

thanks for hopping in my asks with this! I wholeheartedly share your love for our resident american disney prince 🧡

[seoafin]

YOU DIDNT LIKE AO HARU RIDE??? KOU THO?? OR DANGEKI DAISY??? tbh the plot was kinda ass and super convoluted n i think i remember the ending letting me down BUT THAT MAIN GUY WAS SOOOO CUTE THO???? the fact that u liked soredemo sekai wa utsukushii is so funny tho because i feel like not a lot of ppl have watched that one and liked or just watched at all!! i don’t even remember the ending did they end up together?? he was like some middle schooler wasn’t he? whjwkeke but yea i get where ur coming from i think i just kinda have tunnel vision when i see a hot guy😔 did u at least like maid sama?? ALSO i’ll def check out the recommendations u gave out i saved them up in my notes already i’m excited to start reading them and i’m glad u ended up liking kamisama kiss too!!! btw i was reading a webtoon which i think u might like ‘after school lessons for unripe apples’ i saw u mentioned smt about not liking a sugar apple shojo n i freaked out thinking u meant this one wiwjejek it’s SUPER SUPER sweet like yamada one vibes but like a lil bit (a lot) more wholesome check it out if ur ever interested!!

also i wanted to ask u about howd u like the succesion finale but i didn’t wanna bombard u with asks WHATD U THINK!!

i knowww my friend was obsessed with ao haru ride but i thought it was BORING. and i know we were in that era of having quirky heroines but all of them were quirky with no substance. i just never got into it. and as for dengeki daisy i dont think i liked the art lmaooo and i am very particular about my shoujo art. but i do like the mangaka's new manga queen's quality a lot!!!! definitely a jump in quality from dd. i did rlly like soredemo sekai wa utsukushii but it wasn't really for the romance. like yes the ML was a child but im pretty sure they were only like 3-4 years apart? both children tbh. but i think i liked the plot more than other shoujos at the time and nike was actually interesting. i DID like maid-sama....ik it's problematic but my nostalgia lenses are ON.

I LOVE AFTER SCHOOL LESSONS FOR UNRIPE APPLES. THEY ARE SO CUTE. i haven't been able to catch up yet but i am on like chapter 20. i loveeeeee them.

SUCCESSION ENDING SPOILERS:

okay im glad shiv ended up breaking the cycle (for roman and kendall) but it's heartbreaking how she got mom'd. like.....i know she made tom into the man she wanted him to be so that's technically a W but she's been relegated into being a wife. she's pregnant!!! standing behind a man!!!! but let's be real like shiv was never going to get it lmao and it KILLS me because if she had been a man it would've been her. like 100%. shiv overcompensates and talks too much and it's all stems from her never being taken seriously as a woman. like had she had the privilege of being a man in a male dominated world it would've been her!!!!!! she's logan's favorite. mattson wouldn't have wanted to fuck her (who knows). all three of the roy siblings self sabotage in different ways, but the fact that shiv's comes from her insecurities is so heartbreaking. also i watched the ending commentary and one of the directors (i think) talked about how in the end none of them would ultimately be logan's successor because they'd never be able handle it. it was never going to be them. succession is a tragedy because when something happy and lighthearted happens you know something awful is going to follow. AND GOD. the scene where they swim and everything's happy that's when I KNEW it was going to end terribly. the roy siblings all united. it never would've gone well. it was never going to end well.

and kendall KENDALL. the poison drips. yes shiv was right kendall would have never been able to handle but if u think about the fact that he's been groomed into this position to continue the cycle of abuse (by logan who told him at SEVEN he was going to take over) he has nothing now! there's literally nothing for him anymore. this is what his life had been culminating towards and to have it all taken away. the part in the episode where shiv refuses to vote and kendall is literally like 'i might die' and then him denying point blank that he killed a man (DELUSIONAL). but also kendall recanting that confession a confession that bonded the siblings together in the last season. brought them together in a moment of genuine comfort and bonding. gone. gone. gone!!!!!

rome never wanted it in the first place but he just couldn't say it. he didn't want to be CEO he wanted logan's approval but logan's gone. he doesn't have logan's approval. the next best thing is being CEO but roman can't bring himself to admit it's anything other than poison for himself and the family. like.......the director's commentary talking about how this has just been one long thing that happened to roman and now that it's over he's back to where he was s1.......ughhhhhh. and him ordering gerri's drink????

anyway i thought for sure roman or kendall were going to kill themselves. i was on the edge of my seat thinking kendall was going to jump off in the last few seconds of the show. whewwwwwww

[subtlereferencetomyinterests]

Thoughts on intruality?? Rant away :D

ok THANK U now i have an excuse to write the essay i've had in my head for the past month about these boys: 

So for anyone who doesn't know (which should be no one at this point) remus and patton are my absolute favorite characters and i kin both of them to varying degree. And what do we do when we like two separate things? add 'em together and obsess over the sum, obviously!!! so that's essentially how i gave myself intruality brainrot. and here's why u should get it, too: 

1. they r both impulsive and have Very Little Regard for health in the face of, like, having a good time. Granted, in Remus' case its more for bodily mutilation than just, eating poorly or w/e, but the vibes are similar nonetheless. i feel like remus could just properly bring out more of the Chaos that we all know Patton is capable of, and really, isn't that what they both deserve? 

2. As much as remus would be a bad (fun) influence on patton, i dont doubt he'd have a good impact on him too!! remus is like anti-repression incarnate, and even if patton's made *some* progress since Moving On, he's still... rough. with the whole emotional vulnerability thing. He needs somebody to encourage him to hold Absolutely Nothing back, not even sadness! 

3. i hate talking about religion but i just gotta mention. listen. there are unmistakable religious undertones to this relationship and i think thats very hot of them. 

 4. theyre both eldritch monsters. no im not joking. lilypadton and cephalopodic remus, match made in heaven. 

 5. ok look patton has this problem with being Too Much, or at least feeling that way- hence shutting down on his negative emotions and apologizing for being overeager and getting told off for being too enthusiastic- and remus would 100% be able to handle him and make him feel, you know, less shitty for being the way he is. Which he needs and deserves!!! and also he'd probably realize along the way that he can relate to remus more than previously assumed, like- the idea of being pushed down and reprimanded because of feelings and thoughts that you aren't in control over, they can both understand. its only that remus and patton had different responses to this treatment (and now this is a little bit of theory territory)- patton tries to comply and be what others want him to be, and bend over backwards for other ppl's comfort. remus, to put it nicely, Does Not Do That. he doubles down and actively *tries* to be upsetting for attention, in revolt of getting repressed over and over again. Both r really extreme reactions to unfair treatment, and this is one of the areas I think these two could balance each other out and maybe undo some of all that emotional damage. 

6. i think it'd be funny if remus claimed Step-dad Authority over Virgil Logan & Roman and used it only for evil <3

7. Thematically, i feel like it makes sense for them at least to become friends, considering how patton was more-or-less the first to befriend both Virgil and now Janus. it is just in his nature to acquire more people to care for.

8. they both seem very tactile, so. cuddling <3

I could definitely come up with more reasons but yeah, in summary- intruality is based and everyone should ship it. Thanks for the ask!!!

(*Send me an ask with “Thoughts on ____?” and I’ll respond!!)

[ratremusagere]

Starry Scales

T/W {Nightmare mention (brief), sad Virgil, and Virgil is 'missing' for a second} I'll probably write a part 2 + more anxceit/little Virgil and/or little Janus soon. Thanks Remle (Elmer) aka @thetruthaboutthesun from the discord for helping out with the prompt! 

Prompt-Ish: Okay when Virgil is little he's definitely obsessed with colorful stars and he got a pack of 10 sheets from Logan and he will just sit there and stick them on Janus. And he puts one on each scale of Janus' face.

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Virgil had been little the night before and his caregiver, Janus or Mama or Scales if he was in an older headspace. 

 Normally Virgil would sleep through the night, especially while little. However this time he woke up in a sweat and crying, still very much little. 

 Nightmares were nothing new to Virgil, they've plagued the boy since he was 12 years old. 

 Normally he had a smaller headspace and the nightmares seemed to never occur, so it especially freaked Virgil out. 

 Almost as if he could tell something was wrong, Virgil was almost certain he could, Janus popped up into the littles room. 

 "Mama!" Virgil cried tears falling down his cheeks while he made grabby hands at Janus. "Oh, baby bat, did you have a nightmare?" Janus asked, scooping the small boy into his arms. 

 Virgil cried softly, nodding his head before burying his face in the crook of Janus' neck. "Okay baby, how about we go get you a bottle of some warm cinnamon milk? Would you like that bubba?"

 Virgil shyly nodded his tears subsiding slightly. Janus smiled and carried Virgil from his room to the kitchen. Janus moved Virgil from his arms to sitting on his hip. 

 Janus got out one of Virgil's favorite bottles and poured a cup of milk into the bottle. He then added a teaspoon of cinnamon and sugar. He could've added honey instead of sugar but Virgil wasn't a big fan of honey so sugar it was. He then put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and checked it before deeming the milk to be a good temperature. 

  "Okay baby boy, I need you to show me your face if you want to be able to drink your yummy yummy milky" Janus said walking to the couch and sitting down with Virgil cradled in his arms. 

 Virgil shyly showed his face. "There's my little baby, now show me your growl" Janus said causing Virgil to growl and open his mouth. 

 Janus put the bottle into Virgil's mouth and held it there. Virgil happily drank the milk quickly finishing the bottle. Janus chuckled "My baby sure was thirsty" He said before sitting the empty bottle on the coffee table. 

 Janus rocked Virgil gently in his arms a bit. While they didn't have times like these often, the two really did enjoy having quiet time in the morning before the sun had risen. 

 So seeing as they couldn't have these often they just soaked it up. Enjoying the peace and quietly sat there, cuddled together before their day truly began. 

~Time Skip~

 It was now roughly 2 pm and Virgil was still little, however he was older as the anxiety from that morning subsided into nothing more than just a little nervousness that Virgil normally had while little. 

 Virgil was sitting next to his caregiver. Recently Logan, one of his babysitters/caregivers, had given him Halloween themed star stickers. Virgil was especially grateful, loving stickers, stars, and Halloween a lot. 

 Now Virgil was carefully placing one on every scale on Janus' face. Janus did his best to not move because if he didn't he'd get a 'very' angry 'Mama! Sit still!'.

 Virgil smiled having placed over 100 stars on Janus' face. "M done mama! Now go show lo n rem? They gotta see how pretty mama is! Mama always pretty buh now mama a star!" Virgil said giggling. 

 "I see someone has been spending time around uncle Patton." Janus said scooping up Virgil and carrying him into Logan's room, where Remus was hanging out. 

 "Look at mama!" Virgil said, obviously smiling at his accomplishment. Remus and Logan turned to face the two who had entered the room. 

 They smiled softly and Virgil's happiness. "Good job batty, you made snakey even prettier!" Remus said "I agree with Remus, Janus is even prettier, objectively speaking of course."

 Janus blushed slightly at the two of them. Regardless if they were dating or not Janus still wasn't used to being so openly complimented. 

 "Ooooo mama blushinnnn" Virgil said teasingly "Oh shush, we can make you blush when you're bigger if you'd like" Virgil screeched "No!"

 "I think we will," Logan said, cutting in. "Nooooo!" Virgil screeched again. "We will Virgey" Remus said in agreeance. Virgil squirmed his way out of Janus' arms shouting no as he ran off. 

 The three laughed together, before chasing after their little before he tried to cause any havoc. 

 They all ran after the small squeals and continued shouts of no. Until they didn't hear anything. This worried them as the little was always very vocal. 

 "Virgil?" Janus said as they walked into the kitchen. They looked around, they could've sworn Virgil had run in here. 

 "Boo!" Virgil yelled, jumping out of one of the cabinets. This caused them all to startle. 

 Janus was the first to snap out of it. He picked up Virgil quickly "Okay, I think that's enough escaping for you, baby bat" That elicited a giggle out of Virgil. 

 The older three smiled at the little. "I think that it's time for some cuddles, with mama, star, and papa" Janus said looking at the others with a look that said, this isn't optional and if you say no I'll take your kneecaps. 

"Cuddlessss!" Virgil said happily, wiggling in his excitement. They all smiled at the happy boy before heading to Virgil's room to cuddle on the boys' bed. 

 They all layed down together and cuddled up, having Virgil in the middle of them. Virgil layed on top of Janus with Logan on one side and Remus on the other. 

 Virgil let out a small yawn. "I think it's nap time," Janus said. Virgil didn't argue and just nodded "Ni ni, mama, n papa, n star"

 "Good night Virgil, Good night baby bat, night night Virgey!" They all said in sync. Virgil giggled at their synchronization. He then cuddled up more into Janus letting out another little yawn. 

 They all smiled at Virgil softly talking to each other as the boy fell asleep. Janus' voice started to sound softer as well. Logan and Remus smiled at each other knowing that soon they'd have a little snake on their hands as well. 

[aliferous-ly]

ya girl back at it again with the headcanon splat of ideas, splabbles if you will

(drabbles, splat, sprabbles, yes? no? i’ll see myself out)

FARMER BOY VIRGIL

yknow analogical is just so good so why not duderinos lez go

yes yes this is strange but hear me out

virgil lives on a farm with his grandparents and two cousins

u guys are v creative im sure you could come up with wonderful people to be them, shorts characters or cartoon therapy characters or ocs

he likes gardening mostly while his cousins take care of animals n stuff

but he does have a pet goat named Anx who he loves dearly, he would die for her tbh

side note on Anx she was a v nervous lil kid and he was the only one who managed to calm her down

she liked the smell of his big hoodie and his hands smell like plants 

she lets other people milk her but she heavily heavily prefers virgil, and gets stressed when she doesnt see him for a day or two 

he’s 100% ok with this

AGAIN MORE UNDER THE CUT I JUST KNOW ITS GONNA GET LONG

they go to a farmer’s market every saturday morning, it’s 9am to 2pm

they sell fruits from their orchard and veggies from the garden

originally virgil didn’t go at all, he stayed back to ‘watch the farm’ but he really just. freaked out a lot about dealing with people 

his gparents understood and so did his cousins, plus then his cousins get more pocket change lollll

(they give virgil some because virgil ~basically~ grew all the veggies and some fruits /raspberries mostly/)

eventually virgil goes, one of his cousins convince him bcuz this one stand has honeycomb and he’s literally obsessed with honey and bees, forever sad their farm doesnt have any (one of his cousins are deeply afraid of bees + allergic, and virgil would never get bees w them so scared)

anyway he goes to the farmers market and mostly sits behind their stand in the back

at one point he works up the courage to go to the honey stand which is like. right next stand

there’s so much honey 

so much

they’re all different colors and have different flower labels on them , and there are even some books people can look through, and a tiny brochure almost that has lil facts on bees

he’s in awe he just loves it all so much

anyway he clears his throat and buys some honeycomb from the man behind the counter, who has glasses and a tie and a lil nametag that says “Logan”

Virgil goes back to his stand even though he wants to stay there so bad and read about BEES

he loves BEES

~ fast forward to the next week ~

he goes and its wonderful he buys some acacia honey

to go with his tea

he loves tea

the dude selling it is different tho, he’s wearing sunglasses and a flannel shirt rolled up to the elbows, unbuttoned with a white undershirt virgil’s bidar (get it bisexual gaydar) starts going off 

dude has a nametag “Remy” which sounds p cool to virgil’s deviantart oc ears

anyway he slinks back to his fam’s stand

and they teach him how to sell and he realizes it’s . pretty easy, people buying fresh veggies in a farmer’s market are usually not Super Angry

two boys walk by, one wearing a wicked t-shirt and the other with a black t-shirt and a tie

“how much would you give me if I ate a raw radish” wicked t-shirt boy says

“fifty cents” tie boy replies

“that’s it? the radish costs more than that!”

“I’ll buy the radish then”

he buys the radish and virgil links tie boy to bee boy and blurts out “hey, i know you!” 

logan blinks at him. “yes i work at the bee stand. this is roman, sometimes he works at the gelato stand.”

logan gives the raw radish to roman and he just. chomp

he spits it out like five seconds later and virgil can’t help laughing, esp because logan’s face is so smug

“fifty cents lost. what a waste”

“stfu”

virgil thinks this is hilarious 

~ fast forward again yey ~

time passes and virgil hangs out w bee man logan bcuz logan figured out virgil’s obsession with bees are like his so they just. geek out. over bees

i love them

roman works at the gelato stand sometimes because his sisters and mom usually are there, but when he does work there he sometimes drags his friend patton along and they work together 

virgil had never had gelato before . roman and patton think this is a True Crime,

logan finds out about how virgil wants to take care of bees or see them or literally . something. he’s starved. but he cant because of his cousin

so logan invites virgil to his house. he and his brother remy work the stand , his parents were involved in the start but now they just let their boys do their thing 

they live somewhat in the country? but not on a farm just a house with. a lot of land

logan has a whole system down and virgil is so fascinated with it and 

i cant believe they fall in love over bees 

so many honey puns too bad i suck at puns

someone hmu with a good punny name for this bee au

roman, remy, patton, virgil’s two cousins, and virgil’s grandma all have a betting pool over when they’re getting together. roman and remy have the biggest money in the pot, followed closely by virgil’s gma 

break to breath omfg so many bulletmarks

ok we resume

logan visits virgil one day and virgil’s grandma gives them a cherry pie and tells em to enjoy it in virgil’s tree house thing

it’s like a platform in the trees p much, with branches surrounding it

virgil keeps honey up there because he doesnt want his fam to steal it from him 

but he doesnt remember having spoons

theyre chilling in the tree house, eating cherry pie with spoons directly from the pie tin, being eternal icons

logan picks up one of the honey jars and it’s his honey

virgil mumbles something about how much he loves lavender honey, and logan always has some of it 

logan flushes and says that he keeps one hidden until virgil comes over to his stand, so virgil always had one to buy. if he didnt buy it logan would sneak it back under the counter for next week

now they’re both blushing messes

virgil looks at his spoon, and at the honey, and just. snatch

and he gets a spoonful of honey, not too full so he doesnt accidentally spill because his hands are shaking so bad, and he holds it out to logan, feeling like his heart is about to burst

virgil and logan feel a charge in the air and virgil is so so nervous

logan slowly. slowly leans forward wraps his mouth around the spoonful of honey, pulling away just as gradually

logan feels like he’s going to explode

anyway after logan did That virgil just . squeaked and covered his face with his hands and scarf 

(side headcanon when its not cold enough for sweatshirts he has some cloth to cover his face if he gets embarrassed, because just hands feels too oily for him)

their faces are so red

they leave the treehouse hand in hand and the betting pool is OVER !! they finally did it!!! they got together!!!!!

(virgil’s gma wins the pool)

(they think she planned it out but they have no proof)

(she did)

(100%)

anyway honeybee gays is slaying me in this chillis tonight join me in this pit

MINI BONUS ROYALITY BCUZ THIS IS SO LONG ALREADY

roman’s family makes the gelato themselves

mostly

patton loves giving random flavor suggestions

before they got together there was so much pining, so many pet names but “it’s just platonic!! :’)”

after they got together there’s so many gelato dates

many many pet names , they see who can come up with the most sugary

logan and virgil die basically when they’re around them/go on double dates

relationship competitions , ie who can win at chicken at the pool

all of roman’s sisters love patton so much

(there’s three of them but one of them has a v serious gf so roman counts her as the fourth)

super cute 

#relationshipgoals

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Get To Know Me Tag!

Hey guys! I was tagged by @ifellintotyrushell to do this, so here it is!

name: Logan

height: roughly 5’4/5’5

put your music on shuffle, what are the first four songs?

ever had a song or poem written about you? Possibly. I used to be in a “band” with someone who didn’t like me very much, so they very well could have written a song about me and said it was someone else.

last time you ever played the guitar: Probably some time at my friend Amanda’s house. She owns a bass guitar so 👌🏻👌🏻

celebrity crush(es): I don’t have any crushes, but I have celeb squishes. The cast of Andi Mack, Thomas Sanders, Vanessa Morgan, Madelaine Petsch

a sound you hate: any jarring noise. I can’t deal with sudden things very well(I’m easily spooked)

a sound you love: my friends laughing. Or music.

do you believe in ghosts? Yeet

do I drive? Nah I’m only 13

last book I read: Every Day by David Levithan. I recommend 100%

do I like the smell of gasoline: yeah

worst injury I’ve ever had: one time my sister pushed me off the couch onto a metal chair, and I almost broke my elbow

do I have any obsessions right now? Andi Mack, Thomas Sanders, my friends’ relationships

do I hold grudges? Yeah definitely

in a relationship? No, I’m too ace for that. Though I would be open to a qpr with someone I am close to.

Tagging: If any of you have already done this, you don’t have to do it again. @brodskywalker @superficialsunsets @swingsetboys @im-trash-bye @tj-goodman-bittersweet-boy @martydriscoll @ambermosity

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Superdawg’s founders, Maurie and Flaurie Berman, stand guard over this venerable Chicago drive-in as customers can spot those giant hot dog statues bearing their likenesses from miles away at the intersection of Devon, Nagle, and Milwaukee. Superdawg is a throwback dining experience where customers park their cars and talk to staff through crackling drive-in speakers and carhops bring out trays of food. Superdawg isn’t a traditional Chicago-style dog, but it is a tradition. It uses a proprietary thick all-beef sausage that comes with mustard, pickled green tomato, and chopped Spanish onions. This is all cradled in a box of crinkle fries.

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4710 N Ravenswood Ave Chicago, IL 60640

What is quite possibly the first Michelin-starred brewpub lies on the North Side of Chicago. Gourmet dishes emerge from the kitchen during tasting menus, while brunch services and the bar menu provide a taste to diners on a tight budget. Creative beer selections are brewed on-site, which, combined with a beautiful Victorian-inspired space, make Band of Bohemia a one-of-a-kind operation in the entire country. The menu has plenty of veggie options, including a carrot that’s magical.

A spacious dining room with well-lit orange walls and red upholstered chairs. Tables and the floor are made of dark wood.

Band of Bohemia may be the first Michelin-starred brewpub. Marc Much/Eater Chicago

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3800 N Pulaski Rd Chicago, IL 60641

With two smokers to prep meaty St. Louis-style ribs, tender brisket, apple-and-oak-smoked pulled pork and more, this ‘cue joint in the Northwest Side neighborhood of Irving Park stands up to any within a thousand miles. Outside of Carolina or Texas, it’s hard to find better barbecue than the casual counter-service Smoque.

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3361 N Elston Ave Chicago, IL 60618

It may not serve your momma’s fried chicken — with bones, skin, et al — but Honey Butter Fried Chicken makes swaths of Chicagoans feel like kids again when they dip their birds in that addictive honey butter. Since expanding from supper club to Avondale brick-and-mortar in fall 2013, lines form during peak lunch and dinner hours but move quickly at the cozy counter-service space. Don’t forget the house-made iced teas, alcoholic drinks, and specials sometimes created by noteworthy guest chefs.

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3025 W Diversey Ave Chicago, IL 60647

This tiny cafe along Diversey, an emerging street for restaurants in Logan Square, packs big flavors. Cellar Door Provisions serves pastries, a popular quiche, and lamb meatballs in the mornings and the afternoons. Ownership wanted to bring something different to Chicago’s culinary scene by baking delicious breads and developing strong relationships with local farmers and vendors to bring top-notch ingredients to their kitchen. They serve dinner on Wednesdays through Saturdays only and reservations are recommended.

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2800 W Logan Blvd Chicago, IL 60647

Few chefs share the talent and drive that Diana Dávila exhibits while showcasing a dazzling display of small Mexican dishes in Logan Square. Dávila isn’t shy about risks; she isn’t pandering to the typical American diner. The bustling full-service spot offers albondigas and dishes like peanut butter and tongue push boundaries, yet there’s also a delectable steak burrito on the menu for those in the mood.

A red clay pot holds chopped meat in a sauce with a bright red vegetable on top. Mi Tocaya’s regional Mexican fare Mi Tocaya [Official Photo]

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2537 N Kedzie Ave Chicago, IL 60647

Before Logan Square had a multitude of acclaimed creative restaurants and farm-to-table was a buzz-phrase, there was Lula Café. More than a decade on, it’s easy to see why people flock for its creative dinner menu, line-inducing Sunday brunch and Monday night farm dinners. Dishes change seasonally and sometimes daily, with stars that include standout local produce and meats prepared in unexpected ways. What diners can expect is a wait at brunch and dinner, but weekday breakfasts are quiet and cozy.

A storefront inside a brick building from the street. White curtains are visible through a large window and a sign overhead reads “Lula Cafe.” Lula Cafe set the stage for Longan Square’s restaurant revolution. Barry Brecheisen/Eater Chicago

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2429 N Lincoln Ave Chicago, IL 60614

Chicago hadn’t seen this level of Middle Eastern food before acclaimed chef Zach Engel moved from New Orleans to open this smash hit in Lincoln Park. Engel, who won a James Beard Award for Rising Star Chef during his time in the Big Easy, elevates hummus, pita, and more to unforeseen heights at this Israeli excelsior, where reservations have been difficult to secure since its opening in April 2019. Diners sit at the long kitchen counter to watch Engel and team top pools of silky hummus with trumpet mushrooms, fried chicken skin and collard greens, and pull perfect pillows of wood-fired pitas from the coal-burning oven. The salatim — an array of Israeli accoutrements served with pita — coal-fired entrees, and Middle Eastern spins on classic cocktails are also stars here.

Slices of tender beef brisket sit atop a silky pool of hummus and herbs on a white plate. Galit’s brisket hummus

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2507 W Armitage Ave Chicago, IL 60647

Chicago’s sushi reputation is not as esteemed as cities along the coastlines, but a number of new restaurants are changing that perception. At the top of the list is Otto Phan’s omakase experience — the Japanese concept of chef’s choice — in a nondescript space in Logan Square. Phan’s intimate eight-seat counter provides an up-close look at his bold personality and distinctive style, which is highlighted by larger-than-normal rice grains seasoned with aged red vinegar and premium quality ingredients imported from overseas. The luxurious offerings include fried tilefish crowned with creme fraiche and Osetra caviar, and fatty toro seared on charcoal. The $220 price tag for 18-plus bites — plus extra for beverages — makes it a special destination. A $100 deposit is required to secure a reservation.

A piece of nigiri with a slice of raw, red fish on a bed of white rice. Kyōten serves exquisite sushi on its omakase menu.

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1747 N Damen Ave Chicago, IL 60647

While the savory food and the drinks are very good, the sweets and the hot chocolates are predictably not to be missed from an owner with a James Beard award for best pastry chef (Mindy Segal). Crowds flock to this Chicago icon for brunch and peak-hour dinner services, so lunch service is a great bet for minimal waits at the Bucktown superstar. A wooden table holds eight cups of various sizes holding hot chocolate drinks. Mindy’s namesake hot chocolates and more Mindy’s Hot Chocolate [Official Photo]

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1723 N Halsted St Chicago, IL 60614

Grant Achatz and Nick Kokonas’s three-Michelin-starred avant garde fine dining institution is quite simply one of the world’s best restaurants. Food obsessives make pilgrimages from around the globe to the 10-year-old Lincoln Park restaurant to experience Achatz’s emotional, interactive, and expensive tasting menus, which play out in a recently renovated backdrop that now features three distinct dining options. It clocked in at No. 37 on the most recent World’s 50 Best List in 2019 and was among Eater National’s best restaurants in America. Dishes change often on the tasting menus, but the edible balloon and tabletop dessert are among those that put it on the world stage. A long staircase runs along the left side of the room going up. Three tables sit in a spare, white room with white chairs and grey carpet. Alinea was named the 37th best restaurant in the world in 2019. Matthew Gilson

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7500 W North Ave Elmwood Park, IL 60707

The best example of Chicago’s iconic Italian beef sandwiches exists outside of the city at the two suburban locations of Johnnie’s Beef. The space is a throwback as the original fast-food spot opened in 1961 in Elmwood Park and a second has since opened in Arlington Heights. The menu is simple: beefs, charcoal-grilled Italian sausages, and hot dogs. Pepper-and-egg sandwiches are also available daily; they’re mostly aimed at Catholic customers during Lent Fridays needing a “meat-free” option. Johnnie’s also serves stellar lemon Italian ice. The thin-cut beef is moist and perfectly seasoned with hints of oregano. The hot peppers deliver plenty of heat but don’t overwhelm the meat. Don’t sleep on the beef-sausage sandwich. While the city has plenty of beef options, Johnnie’s is worth the drive to the ‘burbs.

A long Johnnie’s Beef stand seen from the outside beside a tree and park bench. Outside Johnnie’s Beef Rachel/Flickr

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1028 N Rush St Chicago, IL 60611

Chicago’s steakhouse tradition can be best experienced at Gibsons, the swanky Gold Coast institution that Eater readers voted the best steakhouse in America’s meatiest city. Celebrity sightings are frequent in the dining room and in the photos on the walls, while white-jacketed servers provide exquisite meat displays at a quintessential Chicago restaurant experience. A brick building with a green roof attachment and a neon sign that reads “Gibsons.” Eater readers voted Gibsons the best steakhouse in Chicago. Barry Brecheisen/Eater Chicago

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141 W Erie St Chicago, IL 60654

Chicago’s food scene got a jolt of fresh air when former Avec and Nico Osteria chef de cuisine Erling Wu-Bower opened this breezy California-inspired restaurant in River North in conjunction with his One Off Hospitality mentors Paul Kahan and Donnie Madia. Bower and team churn out a casual menu of light fare utilizing precise execution and exquisite ingredients, spanning a myriad of light cuisines from warm weather locales such as Middle Eastern-inspired large-format duck, pitas that utilize ahi tuna and beef tartare, dumplings and pizzas. Reservations are recommended, although tables are easier to find during lunch and brunch services at the 2018 Eater Chicago Restaurant of the Year.

A white space with tall ceilings and windows, light wood floors, and sleek monochromatic tables and chairs.

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445 N Clark St Chicago, IL 60654

Rick Bayless’s Mexican haven in River North, including Xoco on the corner, is a Chicago institution spawning spinoffs around the globe of south of the border fare from street food to high end. At Frontera Grill, his original restaurant, folks flock from around the globe to wait in line (there’s only limited reservations) for casual, festive, groundbreaking regional Mexican fare. At Topolobampo, connected through a side doorway, Bayless’ team serves gorgeous, mind-blowing Michelin-starred tasting menus.

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Diners from around the world line up for Frontera Grill. Barry Brecheisen/Eater Chicago

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837 W Fulton Market Chicago, IL 60607

The template for one of the country’s top chefs and restaurant groups (Paul Kahan’s One Off Hospitality), their temple to pork, fish, charcuterie and beer is stronger than ever, as evidenced by spinoffs across the street and at O’Hare International Airport, and a spot on Eater National’s best restaurants in America list. Don’t mistake the boisterous atmosphere with long beer hall-esque communal tables for pedestrian food or no waits, as it remains one of Chicago’s toughest tables, even for the standout brunch.

A clean, simple space with tall windows, hanging round lamps, and tall, angular wooden furniture. The Publican remains one of Chicago’s toughest tables. Barry Brecheisen/Eater Chicago

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661 W Walnut St Chicago, IL 60661

2016 saw a slew of great restaurant openings but Noah Sandoval’s West Loop stunner perhaps shined the brightest. He, along with his wife Cara, are leading the way for a new generation of fine dining that’s coupling refined, upscale dishes on its tasting menu, from its caviar starter staple to a Japanese A5 wagyu, all in a laid-back experience. Critics and diners alike have been impressed, with the Michelin Guide awarding the restaurant two stars in its first year. A dining room with exposed brick walls and wooden floors and ceilings. A number of tables dot the room topped with white tablecloths.

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820 W Lake St Chicago, IL 60607

Boka Restaurant Group isn’t short on heavy hitters but its majestic modern Japanese restaurant is arguably the crown jewel of the company. Spread across three floors, Momotaro blends traditional Japanese ingredients and flavors with contemporary technique for a breathtaking experience. The menu is divided between sushi and robata bites and includes luxuries such as A5 wagyu steak and pristine fatty tuna. For a more casual meal and drinks, the lower-level izakaya offers similarly remarkable options like chicken karaage, uni spaghetti, and ramen.

An overhead photo of the restaurant’s three-floor design with muted colors and light wood. Momotaro’s majestic design is a three-floor ode to mid-twentieth century Japanese business culture.

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736 W Randolph St Chicago, IL 60661

Chicagoans have few choices for upscale Indian food downtown. Rooh’s 2019 arrival is noteworthy not only because it fills that void, but it also gives the West Loop one of the most unique restaurants in the city. Patrons will be more than impressed with familiar classics such as butter chicken, but jackfruit kofta, gunpowder scallops, and achari monkfish give diners a sliver of modern Indian cooking. All this inside a comfortable space worthy of Randolph Restaurant Row. Look for fun, spiced cocktails to round out the experience. Reservations are recommended for the spinoff of the San Francisco restaurant that opened in 2017.

A colorful plate of modern, creative Indian food. Rooh serves dazzling Indian plates. Barry Brecheisen/Eater Chicago

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1020 W Madison St Chicago, IL 60607

The first restaurant from former Top Chef and Spiaggia chef Sarah Grueneberg has quickly cemented itself as one of Chicago’s top Italian destinations and its tough-to-get reservations are a prime example. The pastas are the stars at the West Loop hotspot, such as cannelloni saltimbocca with merguez lamb sausage, manchego cheese, peas, harissa, and balsamico, many of which are made on a small demonstration stage of sorts behind the bar. Also try non-pasta dishes such as the skate wing schnitzel and ‘nduja arancini, as well as a standout wine list. A simple, sleek bar with backed stools and a rack for pasta. Monteverde’s bar is where cooks make the pasta. Marc Much/Eater Chicago

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1141 S Jefferson St Chicago, IL 60607

The torchbearer for a dying breed of Jewish delis and diners in Chicago, Manny’s has endured for more than a half-century in the South Loop thanks to massive and delicious pastrami sandwiches, an array of hot homestyle dishes on steam tables, and family service cultivated over generations in a cafeteria-style setting plastered with decades-old newspaper clippings and letters from Chicago luminaries. The space also now houses a new deli expansion for bagels, sweets, coffee, and food to go.

Two men in white aprons and paper hats hand dishes to customers from behind a deli counter. The scene at Manny’s Marc Much/Eater Chicago

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1800 S Carpenter St Chicago, IL 60608

HaiSous is a remarkable comeback story for the husband-and-wife team of Thai and Danielle Dang in Pilsen. Thai Dang showcases his heritage Vietnamese flavors through a number of techniques, including claypot cooking, on a menu that’s as ambitious as it’s unpretentious with dishes like grilled wild boar with lemongrass. The neighboring cafe is great for a banh mi or an iced coffee sourced with beans from Dang’s family in Vietnam. The duo worked at acclaimed West Loop restaurant Embeya, but at HaiSous they’re free to express themselves more honestly to create a dining experience worthy of a celebration, or just a wonderful weeknight meal, or even a coffee and a sandwich.

A small metal pan holds a colorful monkfish dish topped with green dill, pickled shallots, and fresno.

Turmeric-laced monkfish with dill, pickled shallots and fresno served with rice noodles topped with scallion confit and roasted peanuts at HaiSous. Mistey Nguyen

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1239 W 18th St Chicago, IL 60608

Star chef Stephen Gillanders, after searching for years to open a new restaurant, discovered room in Pilsen to open S.K.Y. It’s fine dining with good value and without pretension — the menu features flavors from Japan (crispy swordfish katsu), Korea (crackling beef short rib), and the Mediterranean in both affordable tasting menus and a la carte options. The weekend dim sum-style brunch’s lobster dumplings may be the city’s best. Reservations are recommended. Four delicate dumplings sit inside a white bowl.

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1725 W 18th St Chicago, IL 60608

Chicago’s Mexican community and food enthusiasts worldwide flock to this longtime family-owned counter-service institution in Pilsen that celebrates all parts of the pig with its legendary south-of-the-border care. Order carnitas by the pound at the front counter and settle into a table — if one is available — to craft individual tacos with an array of porky goodness and house-made salsas, tortillas, and beans; or have tacos, soup, and cactus salad made. Prepare for lines and waits during peak weekend hours.

A platter of meat, a bowl of salsa, a paper container of chicharron, and a red Jarritos soda sit on a green tablecloth.

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4852 S Pulaski Rd Chicago, IL 60632

Head to the Southwest Side for goat tacos that are consistently lauded as some of the best in the entire country. In addition, diner make the pilgrimage for other standout dishes such as consomme at this small father-and-son standout. It’s counter-service or take-out-only, and get there early, as it often closes by early evening at the latest. A server ladles juices over a plate of goat meat. A large birrieria plate at Birrieria Zaragoza. Birrieria Zaragoza [Official Photo]

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1462 E 53rd St Chicago, IL 60615

Chicago has long had a history of top-notch African American-owned restaurants that focus on regional Southern cooking, but the city may not have had a restaurant like Virtue before. Chef-owner Erick Williams combines the skill and precision honed through years of fine-dining experience with soulful, family Southern recipes in dishes including cauliflower with cashew dukkah and root cellar vegetables, and heavenly beef short ribs with creamed spinach and crushed potatoes. The restaurant has quickly become a dining beacon in Hyde Park and one of America’s Best New Restaurants, so reservations are recommended for dinner but there’s also a large bar room and a lively brunch. A colorful cauliflower dish sits inside a grey bowl on a light wood table. Virtue’s cauliflower with cashew dukkah, root cellar vegetables, and rice Nick Fochtman/Eater

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8433 S Pulaski Rd Chicago, IL 60652

When it comes to pizza, Chicago’s reputation around the country often centers on deep dish. But thin-crust tavern-style pizza — another pizza style that’s unique to Chicago — is actually much more prevalent and popular with locals, and few if any do it better than South Side institution Vito & Nick’s Pizzeria. Thin, crunchy dough is baked with char on top and cut into small squares with very little crust on the outside. In business for nearly a century and making pizzas for more than 60 years, Vito & Nick’s is an always-bustling, family-friendly pizza destination that’s a must-visit for any food enthusiast, so be prepared for a wait for a table or just take a pie to go.

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Survey #83

“i’m not afraid of the dark, i’m afraid of what’s in the dark.”

who’s your favorite author?   i don't particularly have one. how do you make your coffee?   i don't.  i hate coffee. what’s the most embarrassing thing you can ever remember doing?   panicking at a time when i shouldn't have been.  panic attacks in general are just humiliating. do you remember what you dreamt about last night?   YA'LL i had a nightmare that my family and i were in this fucked-up mix of re7 and "the evil within" oh god it was awful how do you feel about wearing leggings in public?   totally fine with it so long you wear your damn size. do you vape?   no do you enjoy the arctic monkeys?   i only enjoy two of their songs and have heard like three.  one of these songs happens to be my favorite song ever tho, so i guess that means something. do you have any male names picked out for future children? female names?   for boys, i really like severin, vincent, victor, and luther.  my daughter, if i ever have one, is 100% going to be alessandra quinn and no i am not compromising lol. have you ever been proposed to?   nope. how much irish do you have in you?   close to 50% ever looked into your family heritage?   no, but someone in my family has and made a huge family tree some years back.  found out we're distantly related to queen victoria and william clark do you think you have ever been in love? if so, with whom?   i don't just think i have been, i know i was with jason. do you like road trips?   as long as i have my ipod, yes. do you tend to waste a lot of money?   i don't get money to begin with, so. do you like someone?   i mean yeah. have you ever slept in the same bed as your friend?   i have. do you like olive garden?   it's probs my favorite restaurant do you plan on taking your husband’s last name if you ever marry?   yeah. what’s your favorite kind of alcohol?   i haven't drunk much, really, so i don't have much to pick from, but the best one i've ever had was this watermelon margarita thing. ever been in a near death situation? explain:   well, i got in a wreck once, but it was minor; nevertheless, the cops told my mom if she hadn't made one crucial move, we probably would've been flipped over dead.  i also overdosed once, so does that count? what is your biggest weakness?   probably just my insecurity in general. scene kids, opinions?   personally, i find the trend aesthetically pleasing.  i enjoy the style very much.  i'd actually die for scene hair.  but do you, man. how far out of your age bracket would you date?   i probably wouldn't go younger than 21 and no older than 28. have you ever had an std?   nope. is the area you live in more liberal or conservative?   conservative do you keep anything from a past relationship? (gifts, letters, etc)   i've kept literally everything jason's ever given me, and no, i won't get rid of it unless i see practical reason to.  no current partner will change my mind on that; he made me happy once, get over it. are you tan?   i'm pale as fuck what would you do if you were pregnant now?   accept it?  but that's legitimately impossible right now. do you know anyone who’s bipolar?   my half-sister is, my dad probably is, and i either have bipolarity ii or borderline personality disorder. what do you dip your chicken nuggets in?   sometimes honey mustard, sometimes ketchup. is the person you like older or younger than you?
   he's a bit older what would you do if your mom/dad saw a hickey on you?   nothing?  i'm 21, it's not like they have any say in that matter. are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?  yes.  i really want my lip redone, snake eyes on my tongue, then my nose redone, then more holes in my ears again.  as for tattoos, yes, i have many in mind.  i was supposed to get one for my birthday too, soooo... that still hasn't happened. when was the last time someone held your hand?   few days back. if you could have any pet right now, what would it be?   the ball python morph i was supposed to fucking get for christmas.  i have the goddamn money for her, just my mom's being lazy per usual with just buying it already (it was put in her account).  i'm honestly starting to get paranoid she's just used the money by now. do you still pinky promise?   damn right son do you like to be called baby?   no, because i'm not one, i'm a woman who went through hell itself to get to where i am.  don't belittle me. how do you know you love someone, personally?   lol this makes me think of that van halen song that really describes it perfectly: "how do i know when it's love?  i can't tell you, but it lasts forever."  it's hard to explain, you just... know it.  you just have this feeling that doesn't go away, almost no matter what.  you have this unconditional fondness towards someone that few, if any, things can change. would you ditch friends to be with a bf/gf?   if i'd already made plans, no, but if my boyfriend really needed me for crucial reasons, yes, because he comes first. how many true best friends are present in your life?  i don't have a best friend, so. do you currently have a significant other?   yeah. would you be able to stand being in the same room as someone you hate?  i only "hate" one person, and no, i wouldn't. think of your current or last bf/gf. do you/did you love them?  no, i don't love him yet.  we haven't even been together a month. has anybody ever dated you only for your looks?   lol no way, i don't have "looks" has anybody criticized the way your significant other looked like?   my ex was criticized by three people, yeah.  and it always pissed me off.  like is it your business, at all?  i'm the one who loves him regardless of how the fuck he looks.  i personally and sincerely was and still am attracted to him anyway, so none of your fucking business. what has been the stupidest reason someone has broken up with you?   "i can't handle your depression anymore," he said.  after three and a half years of having accepted it.  lmao. have you written or drawn anything for somebody else?   mhm. do you have any pictures of yourself with a bf/gf?   with my ex, yeah.  not with my current boyfriend. has anybody said they loved you, but you didn’t love them back?   yeah.  tyler does that now.  first of all i'm just like "um no you don't" because it's been what, two weeks?  i'm not going to say i love you when i know i don't yet. would you ever act as a couple with someone who didn't want to make it 'official'?   NO AND I KNOW TOO FUCKING MANY PEOPLE WHO DO LIKE STOP IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET FUCKING PLAYED how many contacts do you have on your phone?  i legitimately only have 14 lol do you have a voicemail?
   no. have you ever taken a pregnancy test?   no. are you jewish?   no. does your ex still think about you?  most likely not. how many songs are on your mp3/ipod?  over 1,000 what’s the last movie you saw in theaters and with who?   "logan" w/ tyler biggest pet peeve?  being talked to when i am quite obviously listening to music and have no interest in talking.  bit bitchy to say, but just.  don't. do you like the beach?   not that much, to be honest. what smell reminds you most of summer?   the smell of barbeque do you still talk to the last person you made out with?   no, i don't. what do you usually order on a pizza?   jalapenos what would you order if you went to mcdonald’s right now?   mcdouble, medium fry, medium coke. are you obsessed with anything?   i have four things i'd consider legitimate obsessions: rhett&link/gmm, markiplier, meerkats, and silent hill. do you eat your pizza crust?   dude always, it's only the best part. what is the worst pain that you’ve experienced?   physical?  having a pilonidal cyst emptied.  i was seriously screaming and sobbing bloody murder because i was not drugged enough.  they gave me morphine and like five numbing shots all throughout and i was still 100% feeling what was going on jesus christ i will never do that again. who is the most attractive actor?   hm.  probably chris hemsworth. be honest, do you like people in general?   no. do you have a brother?  i have a half-brother do you prefer pepsi or coke?   coke, pepsi's gross. do you ever go hunting/fishing?   fishing, yeah, never hunting.  i couldn't. do you have any tattoos?  i have three. what are the middle names of everyone in your family?  mom and nicole: marie.  ashley: nicole.  dad: john. are you an organ donor?  mhm. would you steal under any circumstance, be it for survival or greed?  i honestly wouldn't be able to unless we were talking an apocalyptic situation where stores and such were abandoned, but products remained there.  but i guess that'd more accurately be called scavenging. what person, living or deceased, would you most like to converse with?  mark fischbach.  he's too inspirational for his own good. have you ever been profoundly affected by a teacher?   coach collie and mr. proctor, yes<3 have you, or do you commit substance abuse?  nope. what was the scariest moment of your life?   the moment after i overdosed and realized what i was doing. what’s your relationship with your sibling/s like?  we barely have one. are you ready for kids now?   definitely not. have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?   it was pierced for years, then the fucking hole closed when i was in the hospital. >~> was your birthday good this year?  lmao no.  i was in a mental hospital.  take your guess. have you ever snuggled with someone you weren’t dating?   no, because if you want that kind of attention from me, you better be dating me first. if your ex said they hated you, you respond with? why?   ha ha ha honestly the first thing i thought of was, "well your dick sure didn't" because facts are facts. have you ever passed out/fainted?  i have. would you rather drown or burn alive?   ... um. do you like to mow the yard?   i don't do it period. who was the last member of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with?   jason. what color is your father’s car?   shit.  i'm not entirely sure.  i think black...? how many pets do you have?   two. do you prefer broccoli or asparagus?   broccoli.  asparagus is gross. skim, 1%, 2%, or whole milk?   i like 2%.  we drink skim, but it's not my preference. was the last person you kissed physically attractive?   on the lips?  absolutely. now what are you listening to?   a gmm video. how many stories does your house have?   just one. do you get along better with shy/quiet people or confident/outgoing people?   confident/outgoing, if i had to pick just one.  i'm shy/quiet, and i guess opposites attract. outside of family, name 3 people that make you smile/laugh often.   mark fishbach, link neal, rhett mclaughlin <3 if someone jokes about sex or sexual things does that make you feel uncomfortable?   sometimes in school, what subjects did you achieve your highest grades in?   english when you were a kid, where did you think babies came from?   i thought they came from the mother's stomach, but i didn't know how they got out. what color are the eyes of the person you love or the person you’re currently interested in?   they're brown. was your last facebook friend request from a male or female?   male. think of the last person that betrayed you. if they said they were sorry, would you forgive them?   yes.  but that doesn't mean i'd welcome them back into my life. have you ever had a relationship last for a year or longer?   yeah.  3 1/2 years. what ended it, or are you still involved?   he did.  according to him, he couldn't handle my depression anymore and i gave up on life.  i'm finally getting to the point where i almost don't care anymore.  he became a callous, insensitive prick. where’s the weirdest place you’ve stuck your used gum?   that's fucking gross.  i throw it in the trash like a normal fucking human. what’s your absolute favorite topic to discuss?   silent hill.  it's one of my passions that, very surprisingly, i am totally unashamed of and loving talking about it. what is your least favorite topic to discuss?   politics because i don't understand most of it. do you like oatmeal?   i'm picky about it.  i hate it with water, and if you use milk, it absolutely cannot have too much in it or it's disgusting. how many times have your comments been top comments on youtube?   very, very rarely.  i like never comment on youtube unless it's on a friend's video. have you ever tried to make a movie?   no, but i actually wanted to be a movie director once upon a time. do you like the moon or sun more?   moon. do you like turkey or ham more?   ham. have you ever slapped someone’s butt?   i don't think so, but i guess there's a small possibility i have to jason just to fuck with him?  oh wait, yes i have, i did it once playfully to chelsea and she moaned loudly lol. do you think dimples are ugly?   no, i think they're cute. do you like zebras?   yeah, sure.  they're very cute and so unique. who was the last person you talked to on skype/video chat?   we didn't use video, but sam.  brother from another mother. what’s the most attractive physical feature of the last person you kissed?   i just found jason attractive in general, but i guess his face in general.  he has a somewhat stern, but oddly attractive expression as his baseline. would you be able to have a relationship with someone you didn’t find attractive, if they had a nice personality and treated you well?   yeah. what’s the most painful experience you’ve ever had with a significant other? you don’t have to go into detail, just talk briefly about it.   him leaving. do you have any traits that you obviously inherited from your parents?   i pace like my dad. what’s your favorite thing from olive garden?   spicy shrimp fritas have you ever thought of killing yourself?   i didn't just think of it, i attempted because i'm fucking dumb. what’s your grandma’s name?   maternal, cecelia.  i actually don't remember my paternal's. where did your last ex ask you out?   well, we were actually texting at the time.  both of us were at home. do you know any german words?   lots, yeah. what is the cutest animal?   meerkats!  especially the pups! have you ever held a starfish?   no, but that'd be cool. what is something that reminds you of your ex?   many, many things.  but i think more than anything, the song "easy to love you" by theory of a deadman has the last person you kissed ever cried in your arms?   no. which would you prefer to receive as a gift - flowers or chocolate?   chocolate bc i am honestly a fatass. do any of your followers on tumblr have your phone number?   on my main blog, one.  not on this one. what’s the most attractive physical feature of the person you love/like?   well, i love and like two different people.  i love jason, and i just find his face to be attractive in general.  i like tyler, and he has a cute smile. have you ever had mono?   no.  older sister has, though. do you prefer just water, or do you like to put in crystal light, ect?   neither, really.  i don't like water, and artificial sweeteners give me a headache. were you ever addicted to sims?  ever addicted, no.  but i really enjoyed the animal-oriented sims once. ever been to prom?   twice. what kind of music do you like?   mostly heavy metal. have you been to any concerts? if so, which ones?   alice cooper, yeah. what level do you play on guitar hero?   i do a mix of hard and expert now.  i used to get no lower than like 94% on expert when i played it a lot. what did you want to be when you grew up?   first an archaeologist, then a vet, a movie director, a game designer... do you have a pool?   no. is your last name unique?   no. do you know anyone colorblind, or slightly colorblind?   jason's older brother is colorblind to two colors. do you like pink?   yeah.  it's like my second favorite color. do you prefer rainbows or stars?   rainbows. would you rather go to a planetarium or an aquarium?   aquarium what is your favorite planet in our solar system?   saturn! what element do you feel most connected to?   water describe what you would want to wear if you were getting married, handfasted, or having some kind of “love celebration” or “commitment” ceremony between yourself and another?   white ballroom gown with a sweetheart top and a cathedral veil.  will never be able to afford it, though. what medication do you dislike the most?   the ones that dissolve on your tongue. what skill do people often compliment you on?   artistic skills. if you could have a conversation with any well-known figure of the past or present, who would it be and what would you want to talk about?   mark fischbach, and about positivity. what is something about yourself that you feel no one else understands?   *shrugs*  if i really think about it, i think there are people that understand every aspect about me. what do you do when it storms and the power’s out all night?   light candles, play the gameboys. what’s your favorite coke product?   coke do you know anyone that’s afraid of elevators?   me, a little bit. do you like country music?   nope. ever seen a jellyfish?   in aquariums, yes. do you think you were raised well?   yes, generally.  we should've been given more chores, but w/e. do you have a secret that you’ve never told ANYONE?   yes. how do you handle stress?   i panic. do you think you could ever forgive someone who murdered a family member?   HA HA HA YEAH RIGHT kids then marriage or marriage than kids?   hey, 90% of people, fucking get married first. do you think best friends can be replaced?   "replaced," no.  they can change, yeah, but not replaced. your ex shows up randomly at your house, what do you say?   if it was jason, i'd greet him; tyler, i'd honestly just tell him to take a hint and leave me alone. your boyfriend/girlfriend cheats on you with your friend, who are you mad at?   both, obviously? why do some guys lie about not being virgins?   because of the pressure and stereotypes put upon them. would you ever stay with a cheater?   NOPE do you like wine?   i've never tried it, but knowing that it's bitter, i hiiighly doubt i'd like it. have you ever been pregnant?   no. are there too many teens getting pregnant?   one teen is too many. do you like obama?   i don't know much about him as a president, but i do know he's pretty funny. where was your first kiss?   on jason's bed. have you ever gone to a grocery store late at night? what did you get?   i'm guessing you mean really late at night?  yeah.  a few months back when i had my cyst, mom and i drove to walmart at like 4 am because i was in so much pain; i couldn't sleep. what’s the best name you can come up with for a snake?   i like crowley. ;v; do you think fish are cute?   some, sure.

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omg hi. you are always welcome in my inbox… especially with logan picture… he is so hot. i’m gonna die he wants me to die

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Afternoon MAGAthread: YOUR WEEKLY PRESIDENTIAL RECAP!

HAPPY SATURDAY DEPLORABLES!

This is u/ivaginaryfriend here to deliver you all things dank and spicy from the past week! If you happened to miss any past recaps you can catch those here!

I ALSO want to remind everyone about the TRUMP RALLY TONIGHT AT 8 PM ET!!!!! We will of course have a watch party thread for this later on in the day so don't miss it!

Sunday, April 21st:

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Happy Easter! I have never been happier or more content because your Country is doing so well, with an Economy that is the talk of the World and may be stronger than it has ever been before. Have a great day!

138 people have been killed in Sri Lanka, with more that 600 badly injured, in a terrorist attack on churches and hotels. The United States offers heartfelt condolences to the great people of Sri Lanka. We stand ready to help!

Do you believe this? The New York Times Op-Ed: MEDIA AND DEMOCRATS OWE TRUMP AN APOLOGY. Well, they got that one right!

The Trump Haters and Angry Democrats who wrote the Mueller Report were devastated by the No Collusion finding! Nothing but a total “hit job” which should never have been allowed to start in the first place!

Despite No Collusion, No Obstruction, The Radical Left Democrats do not want to go on to Legislate for the good of the people, but only to Investigate and waste time. This is costing our Country greatly, and will cost the Dems big time in 2020!

Jobless claims in the United States have reached their lowest (BEST) level in over 50 years!

Can you believe that I had to go through the worst and most corrupt political Witch Hunt in the history of the United States (No Collusion) when it was the “other side” that illegally created the diversionary & criminal event and even spied on my campaign? Disgraceful!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Multiple Bombs have exploded in Sri Lankan churches and hotels in Islamic Terror attack, hundreds dead, more wounded

I assume Muslim world leaders will now wear the cross to show solidarity with Christians?

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/bfnsj3/am_i_missing_something_why_no_message_of/

They're called Christians, Obama

Vice President Mike Pence on Twitter: “Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. He is not here; He has risen, just as He said.” Karen & I send our best wishes for a blessed Easter to all who greet the empty tomb with full hearts. He is Risen! #HappyEaster

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The front page getting Red-Pilled. Thank you for making this trending.

I really don't understand what has happened to the world that we kiss Muslim butt and forget about everyone else. Honestly, have we gone totally insane? WTH??????

Hello my fellow "EASTER WORSHIPPERS" ?!?! WTF is this shit! Today the elite orchestrated an attack on Christians and they all had their talking points ready.

NOT A SINGLE THREAD about the Sri Lanka Attacks on the front page. Reddit, you are absolutely disgusting.

Monday, April 22nd:

TODAY'S ACTION:

Presidential Memorandum on Combating High Nonimmigrant Overstay Rates

White House Easter Egg Roll Reading Nook - Press Secretary Sarah Sanders

White House Easter Egg Roll Reading Nook - General Joseph Keith Kellogg Jr.

White House Easter Egg Roll Reading Nook - Administrator Andrew Wheeler

President Trump and The FIrst Lady Participate in the White House Easter Egg Roll

White House Easter Egg Roll Reading Nook - First Lady Melania Trump

White House Easter Egg Roll Reading Nook - Deputy Secretary of HHS David Hargan

White House Easter Egg Roll Reading Nook - Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway

White House Easter Egg Roll Reading Nook - Surgeon General Jerome Adams

Ivanka Trump Visits Ivory Coast

President Trump and The First Lady Deliver Remarks at the Rx Drug Abuse & Heroin Summit

President Trump Welcomes Wounded Warriors Project

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

So true - thanks @SteveHiltonx @NextRevFNC!

Saudi Arabia and others in OPEC will more than make up the Oil Flow difference in our now Full Sanctions on Iranian Oil. Iran is being given VERY BAD advice by @JohnKerry and people who helped him lead the U.S. into the very bad Iran Nuclear Deal. Big violation of Logan Act?

Only high crimes and misdemeanors can lead to impeachment. There were no crimes by me (No Collusion, No Obstruction), so you can’t impeach. It was the Democrats that committed the crimes, not your Republican President! Tables are finally turning on the Witch Hunt!

Congratulations!

My friend Herman Cain, a truly wonderful man, has asked me not to nominate him for a seat on the Federal Reserve Board. I will respect his wishes. Herman is a great American who truly loves our Country!

Spoke to Prime Minister Ranil Wickremesinghe of Sri Lanka this morning to inform him that the United States stands by him and his country in the fight against terrorism. Also expressed condolences on behalf of myself and the People of the United States!

Spoke to the Prime Minister of Italy, Giuseppe Conte, mostly concerning Immigration, Taxes, Trade, and the Economy of both of our countries. Very good call!

SOUTHERN BORDER CRISIS! @LouDobbs

“The Obama Administration did not do itself proud in this.” @ByronYork

“A very exculpatory section of the Mueller Report: NO CONSPIRACY, COORDINATION or COLLUSION with the Trump Campaign and the Russians. You can’t be more clear than that!” @GreggJarrett

Isn’t it amazing that the people who were closest to me, by far, and knew the Campaign better than anyone, were never even called to testify before Mueller. The reason is that the 18 Angry Democrats knew they would all say ‘NO COLLUSION’ and only very good things!

Today, @FLOTUS Melania and I are honored to host the 2019 @WhiteHouse Easter Egg Roll!

Just spoke to @LouDobbs. Will be doing a very interesting show tonight at 7:00 P.M. Eastern on @FoxBusiness!

This should NEVER happen to another President AGAIN!

Thank you @MarkLevinShow! #MAGA

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Almost 300 Easter worshippers killed by a religion of floor worshippers.

Tucker: Left struggles to say the word 'Christians'

Small boy tells Trump at Easter egg event: 'Keep building the wall'

Trump Signing Memo Cracking Down On Visa Overstays

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

You’d never see this headline.

Honestly wtf

"Easter worshippers" bombed? Better be extra sensitive to Muslims and hug them. Absolute state of reddit.

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This Face Just Makes Me Smile! :)

Tuesday, April 23rd:

TODAY'S ACTION:

The 2019 White House Easter Egg Roll

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Paul Krugman, of the Fake News New York Times, has lost all credibility, as has the Times itself, with his false and highly inaccurate writings on me. He is obsessed with hatred, just as others are obsessed with how stupid he is. He said Market would crash, Only Record Highs!

I wonder if the New York Times will apologize to me a second time, as they did after the 2016 Election. But this one will have to be a far bigger & better apology. On this one they will have to get down on their knees & beg for forgiveness-they are truly the Enemy of the People!

I will be going to Green Bay, Wisconsin, for a really big Rally on Saturday Evening. Big crowd expected, much to talk about. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

The Radical Left Democrats, together with their leaders in the Fake News Media, have gone totally insane! I guess that means that the Republican agenda is working. Stay tuned for more!

In the “old days” if you were President and you had a good economy, you were basically immune from criticism. Remember, “It’s the economy stupid.” Today I have, as President, perhaps the greatest economy in history...and to the Mainstream Media, it means NOTHING. But it will!

Sorry to say but @foxandfriends is by far the best of the morning political shows on television. It rightfully has BY FAR the highest ratings, not even close. Morning Psycho (Joe), who helped get me elected in 2016 by having me on (free) all the time, has nosedived, too Angry... ... ....Dumb and Sick. A really bad show with low ratings - and will only get worse. CNN has been a proven and long term ratings and beyond disaster. In fact, it rewarded Chris Cuomo with a now unsuccessful prime time slot, despite his massive failure in the morning. Only on CNN!

“Harley Davidson has struggled with Tariffs with the EU, currently paying 31%. They’ve had to move production overseas to try and offset some of that Tariff that they’ve been hit with which will rise to 66% in June of 2021.” @MariaBartiromo So unfair to U.S. We will Reciprocate!

“The best thing ever to happen to Twitter is Donald Trump.” @MariaBartiromo So true, but they don’t treat me well as a Republican. Very discriminatory, hard for people to sign on. Constantly taking people off list. Big complaints from many people. Different names-over 100 M..... ... .....But should be much higher than that if Twitter wasn’t playing their political games. No wonder Congress wants to get involved - and they should. Must be more, and fairer, companies to get out the WORD!

The Wall is being rapidly built! The Economy is GREAT! Our Country is Respected again!

KEEP AMERICA GREAT!

Great interview by Jared. Nice to have extraordinarily smart people serving our Country!

Great golf champion & friend, Ernie Els (@TheBig_Easy), has done a tremendous job in assisting those w/ Autism through his Els for Autism Fdn, focusing on Education, Research, Global Outreach, Recreation Services, Therapy Services, & Adult Services. #NationalAutismAwarenessMonth

I will be in Green Bay, Wisconsin this Saturday, April 27th at the Resch Center — 7:00pm (CDT). Big crowd expected! #MAGA

Great meeting this afternoon at the @WhiteHouse with @Jack from @Twitter. Lots of subjects discussed regarding their platform, and the world of social media in general. Look forward to keeping an open dialogue!

You mean the Stock Market hit an all-time record high today and they’re actually talking impeachment!? Will I ever be given credit for anything by the Fake News Media or Radical Liberal Dems? NO COLLUSION!

Thanks Rush! @FoxNews

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Pretty Huge Press Release from Judicial Watch: FBI Admits Hillary Clinton Emails Found in Obama White House

IIhan Omar calling on Muslims to "raise hell" in the US. SHe needs to be thrown out of Congress. This woman is a traitor and terrorist.

😂 😂 😂 She's slowly getting redpilled

HUGE: Florida Senate approves bill allowing armed teachers

BREAKING: The Nasdaq and S&P 500 both closed at record highs on Tuesday + DOW close to setting new record!

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

The audacity!

Remember, Hillary didn't even campaign in Wisconsin. Trump won the state by 22,000 votes. Show him how much you care this Saturday.

Has anyone else noticed the lefties haven’t done a big demonstration in a while? I think their spirit has been drained...

Now what?

These killers silenced their victims, but Bernie wants their voices to be heard.

Wednesday, April 24th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Trump and The First Lady Deliver Remarks at the Rx Drug Abuse and Heroin Summit

Executive Order on Transferring Responsibility for Background Investigations to the Department of Defense

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

“Former CIA analyst Larry Johnson accuses United Kingdom Intelligence of helping Obama Administration Spy on the 2016 Trump Presidential Campaign.” @OANN WOW! It is now just a question of time before the truth comes out, and when it does, it will be a beauty!

The American people deserve to know who is in this Country. Yesterday, the Supreme Court took up the Census Citizenship question, a really big deal. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

A very big Caravan of over 20,000 people started up through Mexico. It has been reduced in size by Mexico but is still coming. Mexico must apprehend the remainder or we will be forced to close that section of the Border & call up the Military. The Coyotes & Cartels have weapons!

Mexico’s Soldiers recently pulled guns on our National Guard Soldiers, probably as a diversionary tactic for drug smugglers on the Border. Better not happen again! We are now sending ARMED SOLDIERS to the Border. Mexico is not doing nearly enough in apprehending & returning!

The Mueller Report, despite being written by Angry Democrats and Trump Haters, and with unlimited money behind it ($35,000,000), didn’t lay a glove on me. I DID NOTHING WRONG. If the partisan Dems ever tried to Impeach, I would first head to the U.S. Supreme Court. Not only...... ... .....are there no “High Crimes and Misdemeanors,” there are no Crimes by me at all. All of the Crimes were committed by Crooked Hillary, the Dems, the DNC and Dirty Cops - and we caught them in the act! We waited for Mueller and WON, so now the Dems look to Congress as last hope!

Can anyone comprehend what a GREAT job Border Patrol and Law Enforcement is doing on our Southern Border. So far this year they have APPREHENDED 418,000 plus illegal immigrants, way up from last year. Mexico is doing very little for us. DEMS IN CONGRESS MUST ACT NOW!

No Collusion, No Obstruction - there has NEVER been a President who has been more transparent. Millions of pages of documents were given to the Mueller Angry Dems, plus I allowed everyone to testify, including W.H. counsel. I didn’t have to do this, but now they want more..... ... ....Congress has no time to legislate, they only want to continue the Witch Hunt, which I have already won. They should start looking at The Criminals who are already very well known to all. This was a Rigged System - WE WILL DRAIN THE SWAMP!

I didn’t call Bob Costa of the Washington Post, he called me (Returned his call)! Just more Fake News.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is correct, the VA is not broken, it is doing great. But that is only because of the Trump Administration. We got Veterans Choice & Accountability passed. “President Trump deserves a lot of credit.” Dan Caldwell, Concerned Veterans of America

Today, @FLOTUS Melania and I were honored to join thousands of leaders from across the Country for the 2019 Prescription Drug Abuse and Heroin Summit (@RxSummit) in Atlanta, Georgia! #RxSummit2019

As ONE UNITED NATION, we will work, we will pray, and we will fight for the day when every family across our land can live in a DRUG FREE AMERICA! #RxSummit2019

.@SenMikeLee of the great state of Utah has written a wonderful new book entitled, “Our Lost Declaration.” Highly recommended!

The Great State of Tennessee is so close to passing School Choice. All of our Nation’s children, regardless of background, deserve a shot at achieving the American Dream! Time to get this done, so important!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

A success story!

Saavedra: BREAKING: The Florida House of Representatives has passed a bill that bans "sanctuary cities" for illegal aliens, would punish local governments for failing to help federal immigration authorities.

Actual Obstruction.

Socialist Math 101: Bernie Plan Allows 183K Murderers, 164K Rapists to Vote from Jail

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

"Stop Obstructing Our Coup!"

I once stood 15 ft from greatness 🙌🏼

Whenever a Liberal constantly touts how much they care about diversity...

President Trump at the Southern Border with the great men and women who protect our country 24/7/365! THANK YOU!!!‬

r/Politics didn’t like getting called out on their FAKENEWS bullshit trying to tie Trump to Manafort’s crimes...

Thursday, April 25th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

Ivanka Trump Visits Africa

Proclamation on World Intellectual Property Day, 2019

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

As has been incorrectly reported by the Fake News Media, I never told then White House Counsel Don McGahn to fire Robert Mueller, even though I had the legal right to do so. If I wanted to fire Mueller, I didn’t need McGahn to do it, I could have done it myself. Nevertheless,.... ... ....Mueller was NOT fired and was respectfully allowed to finish his work on what I, and many others, say was an illegal investigation (there was no crime), headed by a Trump hater who was highly conflicted, and a group of 18 VERY ANGRY Democrats. DRAIN THE SWAMP! ... .....Despite the fact that the Mueller Report was “composed” by Trump Haters and Angry Democrats, who had unlimited funds and human resources, the end result was No Collusion, No Obstruction. Amazing!

Welcome to the race Sleepy Joe. I only hope you have the intelligence, long in doubt, to wage a successful primary campaign. It will be nasty - you will be dealing with people who truly have some very sick & demented ideas. But if you make it, I will see you at the Starting Gate!

(Retweeting Jim Jordan) Peter Strzok told us that he would “love to answer each and every one of [our] questions" once the Mueller investigation concluded. The investigation is over. Time to bring Strzok and the rest of the Comey Cabal back in to get those answers.

(Retweeting Oversight Committee Republicans) Democrats are obsessed with @realDonaldTrump. It's time to move on and solve problems for the American people.

(Retweeting Jim Jordan) It’s time to figure out what the Comey Cabal did at the start of the fake “Russia collusion” investigation. Comey, Andy McCabe, Jim Baker, Lisa Page and Peter Strzok need to be held accountable for launching this hoax. Each of them were either fired or demoted and left the FBI.

(Retweeting Mark Meadows) Reminder: Democrats demanding an unredacted Mueller report (exposing even classified info) spent a year attacking myself, @Jim_Jordan, @DevinNunes + others for wanting FISA docs WITH national security redactions. They're not interested in transparency. They want a political foil.

(Retweeting Mark Meadows) We knew they wouldn’t give up. The collusion delusion fell flat, and now reports say House Democrats are preparing to “ramp up” their investigations of President Trump. Not “move on”—“ramp up.” They’re doubling down. This is a myopic obsession with politically targeting POTUS.

(Retweeting Matt Gaetz) Volume 1 of the Mueller Report is based on evidence, while Volume 2 seems to rely heavily on the reporting of news outlets. The report cites the media more than 125 times. It seems like they spent their time watching and reading the news instead of actually investigating!

(Retweeting Andy Biggs) I’m grateful for my colleagues who accompanied me to the border to view the crisis w/ their own eyes. It’s one thing to talk about this crisis from our districts; it’s another entirely to walk w/ agents on the ground to experience their everyday realities https://biggs.house.gov/media/press-releases/members-congress-visit-us-mexico-border-yuma-arizona …

(Retweeting GOP) Do you want to go back to a bad economy, failed foreign policy, and more broken promises?

(Retweeting Matt Gaetz) "The man who killed my son never did a day in prison. Not one day." On January 22nd, 2015, Grant Ronnebeck was shot and killed by an illegal immigrant over a pack of cigarettes. Listen to his father's story:

I will be interviewed by @seanhannity tonight at 9:00 PM on @FoxNews. Enjoy!

Look forward to seeing everyone in Indianapolis, Indiana tomorrow!

(Retweeting The White House) President @realDonaldTrump and @FLOTUS traveled to Atlanta, Georgia, yesterday for the Rx Drug Abuse and Heroin Summit, continuing their fight against America's opioid crisis.

Our Border Control Agents have done an incredible job under very adverse conditions. I am very proud to have increased their salaries because of the great job they do. Nobody deserves it more. THANK YOU and keep up the outstanding work!

Thank you! #MAGA🇺🇸

I will be interviewed on @seanhannity at 9:00 PM. In 5 minutes - Enjoy!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Joe Biden is the dumbest campaigner in history. Imagine if Trump had done this!

Good morning Pedes! It’s the anniversary of DRAGON ENERGY

Okay, this is epic.

Don Jr.: "Part of me isn't surprised to see Creepy Porn Lawyer endorse Creepy Uncle Joe for President. I kind of assumed he would be supporting @BernieSanders, since Bernie wants to give incarcerated criminals the right to vote…Unless maybe @JoeBiden secretly supports that too??? 🤔🧐"

I own Joe Biden's Website :)

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Never forget that Reddit dedicated an entire week following the tragic NZ shooting to bash anyone white & conservative. While a massacre of 360 people, 45 of them children, on the holiest day of Christianity was buried & forgotten. We will never forget the slain. Shame on Reddit. Shame.

They are no longer "easter worshipers"

Reddits double standard.

They've locked in candidates: Spread this like wildfire!! 🔥🔥🔥

Basing your entire campaign on a LIE... Bold strategy Creepy Joe.

Friday, April 26th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

Proclamation on Days of Remembrance of Victims of the Holocaust, 2019

2019 White House Take Our Daughters & Sons to Work Day

President Trump & The First Lady Deliver Remarks at the Rx Drug Abuse & Heroin Summit

President Trump Delivers Remarks at Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day

Vice President Pence Delivers Remarks at the National Rifle Association Forum

President Trump Delivers Remarks at the National Rifle Association Forum

President Trump Meets with the Prime Minister of Japan

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

No money was paid to North Korea for Otto Warmbier, not two Million Dollars, not anything else. This is not the Obama Administration that paid 1.8 Billion Dollars for four hostages, or gave five terroist hostages plus, who soon went back to battle, for traitor Sgt. Bergdahl!

“President Donald J. Trump is the greatest hostage negotiator that I know of in the history of the United States. 20 hostages, many in impossible circumstances, have been released in last two years. No money was paid.” Cheif Hostage Negotiator, USA!

Weirdo Tom Steyer, who didn’t have the “guts” or money to run for President, is still trying to remain relevant by putting himself on ads begging for impeachment. He doesn’t mention the fact that mine is perhaps the most successful first 2 year presidency in history & NO C OR O!

Heading to Indianapolis to speak at the big NRA Conference. Love being in Indiana. The @NRA is getting stronger & stronger and doing some really great and important work. Having their powerful support has been vital to #MAGA!

Just out: Real GDP for First Quarter grew 3.2% at an annual rate. This is far above expectations or projections. Importantly, inflation VERY LOW. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Great NRA crowd and enthusiasm in Indiana. Thank you! Leaving now for meetings in the Oval Office.

Spoke to Saudi Arabia and others about increasing oil flow. All are in agreement. The California tax on gasoline is causing big problems on pricing for that state. Speak to your Governor about reducing. Economic numbers, 3.2% GDP for what is often worst quarter, looking good!

(Retweeting The White House) “Under my Administration, we will never surrender American sovereignty to anyone. We will never allow foreign bureaucrats to trample on your Second Amendment freedoms. And that is why my Administration will never ratify the UN Arms Trade Treaty.”

(Retweeting The White House) "With God as our witness, we swear today that we will defend our rights, we will safeguard our freedoms, we will uphold our heritage, we will protect our Constitution, and we will make America stronger, prouder, safer and GREATER than ever before!”

“U.S. Economy Grows 3.2% in Q1, Smashing Expectations”

THANK YOU @NRA! #NRAAM

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

LOL! Reporter: How old is too old to be President? Trump: I'm so young... I'm a young, vibrant man.... I look at Joe, I don't know about him. 😂

I love it when the left eats its own

President Trump may attend sumo match during visit to Japan

Melania Trump: "My opinion is that more languages you speak, better it is, but when you come to America, you speak English."

Massachusetts judge CRIES as she leaves court after being charged with helping an undocumented immigrant evade ICE

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

When you realize you’re going up against clowns in 2020, you’ve achieved more than any other president and you’re still a vibrant young man

MFW pedes say to boycott Netflix

Trump supporter Nick Bosa was selected by the 49ers in last nights NFL Draft with the number 2 pick. The liberal media is calling him a racist and a bigot because he’s not a fan of Black Panther, Beyoncé, Kaepernick or transgender bathrooms. “Implied racism” is not racism you liberal faggots. Sorry.

After all climate changue is not that bad.

Prepping the Resch Center for the rally in Green Bay. Going to be your eyes and ears tomorrow T_D!

Saturday, April 27th:

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Congratulations to Nick Bosa on being picked number two in the NFL Draft. You will be a great player for years to come, maybe one of the best. Big Talent! San Francisco will embrace you but most importantly, always stay true to yourself. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Demolition of aging border fence in Yuma begins (..to make way for 26 miles of WALL)

Mueller's Game: "...I get it now. The investigation was never about Trump colluding with Russia. It was always about Trump obstructing the "investigation" of the collusion with Russia. THEY BAITED TRUMP WITH A PHONY INVESTIGATION TO CATCH HIM OBSTRUCTING IT...

Fucking great work CNN

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

If you're not in line for the Trump rally are you really even alive?

Looks like the Biden campaign ripped someone off for their logo

3 things that can't be within 100 feet of a school: Drugs, guns and Creepy Joe Biden!

TFW the cuck life chose you

DON'T FORGET TO JOIN THE MAGA RALLY WATCH PARTY LATER ON!

Without further ado, some tunes to get you jamming through all this winning:

Addiction

Devil In A New Dress

Hey Mama

Late

Blame Game

Everything I Am

MAGA ON PATRIOTS!

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HAPPY SATURDAY DEPLORABLES!This is u/ivaginaryfriend here to deliver you all things dank and spicy from the past week! If you happened to miss any past recaps you can catch those here!I ALSO want to remind everyone about the TRUMP RALLY TONIGHT AT 8 PM ET!!!!! We will of course have a watch party thread for this later on in the day so don't miss it!Sunday, April 21st:🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Happy Easter! I have never been happier or more content because your Country is doing so well, with an Economy that is the talk of the World and may be stronger than it has ever been before. Have a great day!138 people have been killed in Sri Lanka, with more that 600 badly injured, in a terrorist attack on churches and hotels. The United States offers heartfelt condolences to the great people of Sri Lanka. We stand ready to help!Do you believe this? The New York Times Op-Ed: MEDIA AND DEMOCRATS OWE TRUMP AN APOLOGY. Well, they got that one right!The Trump Haters and Angry Democrats who wrote the Mueller Report were devastated by the No Collusion finding! Nothing but a total “hit job” which should never have been allowed to start in the first place!Despite No Collusion, No Obstruction, The Radical Left Democrats do not want to go on to Legislate for the good of the people, but only to Investigate and waste time. This is costing our Country greatly, and will cost the Dems big time in 2020!Jobless claims in the United States have reached their lowest (BEST) level in over 50 years!Can you believe that I had to go through the worst and most corrupt political Witch Hunt in the history of the United States (No Collusion) when it was the “other side” that illegally created the diversionary & criminal event and even spied on my campaign? Disgraceful!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Multiple Bombs have exploded in Sri Lankan churches and hotels in Islamic Terror attack, hundreds dead, more woundedI assume Muslim world leaders will now wear the cross to show solidarity with Christians?http://bit.ly/2W9kRCP called Christians, ObamaVice President Mike Pence on Twitter: “Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. He is not here; He has risen, just as He said.” Karen & I send our best wishes for a blessed Easter to all who greet the empty tomb with full hearts. He is Risen! #HappyEaster🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:The front page getting Red-Pilled. Thank you for making this trending.I really don't understand what has happened to the world that we kiss Muslim butt and forget about everyone else. Honestly, have we gone totally insane? WTH??????Hello my fellow "EASTER WORSHIPPERS" ?!?! WTF is this shit! Today the elite orchestrated an attack on Christians and they all had their talking points ready.NOT A SINGLE THREAD about the Sri Lanka Attacks on the front page. Reddit, you are absolutely disgusting.Monday, April 22nd:TODAY'S ACTION:Presidential Memorandum on Combating High Nonimmigrant Overstay RatesWhite House Easter Egg Roll Reading Nook - Press Secretary Sarah SandersWhite House Easter Egg Roll Reading Nook - General Joseph Keith Kellogg Jr.White House Easter Egg Roll Reading Nook - Administrator Andrew WheelerPresident Trump and The FIrst Lady Participate in the White House Easter Egg RollWhite House Easter Egg Roll Reading Nook - First Lady Melania TrumpWhite House Easter Egg Roll Reading Nook - Deputy Secretary of HHS David HarganWhite House Easter Egg Roll Reading Nook - Counselor to the President Kellyanne ConwayWhite House Easter Egg Roll Reading Nook - Surgeon General Jerome AdamsIvanka Trump Visits Ivory CoastPresident Trump and The First Lady Deliver Remarks at the Rx Drug Abuse & Heroin SummitPresident Trump Welcomes Wounded Warriors Project🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:So true - thanks @SteveHiltonx @NextRevFNC!Saudi Arabia and others in OPEC will more than make up the Oil Flow difference in our now Full Sanctions on Iranian Oil. Iran is being given VERY BAD advice by @JohnKerry and people who helped him lead the U.S. into the very bad Iran Nuclear Deal. Big violation of Logan Act?Only high crimes and misdemeanors can lead to impeachment. There were no crimes by me (No Collusion, No Obstruction), so you can’t impeach. It was the Democrats that committed the crimes, not your Republican President! Tables are finally turning on the Witch Hunt!Congratulations!My friend Herman Cain, a truly wonderful man, has asked me not to nominate him for a seat on the Federal Reserve Board. I will respect his wishes. Herman is a great American who truly loves our Country!Spoke to Prime Minister Ranil Wickremesinghe of Sri Lanka this morning to inform him that the United States stands by him and his country in the fight against terrorism. Also expressed condolences on behalf of myself and the People of the United States!Spoke to the Prime Minister of Italy, Giuseppe Conte, mostly concerning Immigration, Taxes, Trade, and the Economy of both of our countries. Very good call!SOUTHERN BORDER CRISIS! @LouDobbs“The Obama Administration did not do itself proud in this.” @ByronYork“A very exculpatory section of the Mueller Report: NO CONSPIRACY, COORDINATION or COLLUSION with the Trump Campaign and the Russians. You can’t be more clear than that!” @GreggJarrettIsn’t it amazing that the people who were closest to me, by far, and knew the Campaign better than anyone, were never even called to testify before Mueller. The reason is that the 18 Angry Democrats knew they would all say ‘NO COLLUSION’ and only very good things!Today, @FLOTUS Melania and I are honored to host the 2019 @WhiteHouse Easter Egg Roll!Just spoke to @LouDobbs. Will be doing a very interesting show tonight at 7:00 P.M. Eastern on @FoxBusiness!This should NEVER happen to another President AGAIN!Thank you @MarkLevinShow! #MAGAPRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Almost 300 Easter worshippers killed by a religion of floor worshippers.Tucker: Left struggles to say the word 'Christians'Small boy tells Trump at Easter egg event: 'Keep building the wall'Trump Signing Memo Cracking Down On Visa Overstays🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:You’d never see this headline.Honestly wtf"Easter worshippers" bombed? Better be extra sensitive to Muslims and hug them. Absolute state of reddit.BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣This Face Just Makes Me Smile! :)Tuesday, April 23rd:TODAY'S ACTION:The 2019 White House Easter Egg Roll🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Paul Krugman, of the Fake News New York Times, has lost all credibility, as has the Times itself, with his false and highly inaccurate writings on me. He is obsessed with hatred, just as others are obsessed with how stupid he is. He said Market would crash, Only Record Highs!I wonder if the New York Times will apologize to me a second time, as they did after the 2016 Election. But this one will have to be a far bigger & better apology. On this one they will have to get down on their knees & beg for forgiveness-they are truly the Enemy of the People!I will be going to Green Bay, Wisconsin, for a really big Rally on Saturday Evening. Big crowd expected, much to talk about. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!The Radical Left Democrats, together with their leaders in the Fake News Media, have gone totally insane! I guess that means that the Republican agenda is working. Stay tuned for more!In the “old days” if you were President and you had a good economy, you were basically immune from criticism. Remember, “It’s the economy stupid.” Today I have, as President, perhaps the greatest economy in history...and to the Mainstream Media, it means NOTHING. But it will!Sorry to say but @foxandfriends is by far the best of the morning political shows on television. It rightfully has BY FAR the highest ratings, not even close. Morning Psycho (Joe), who helped get me elected in 2016 by having me on (free) all the time, has nosedived, too Angry... ... ....Dumb and Sick. A really bad show with low ratings - and will only get worse. CNN has been a proven and long term ratings and beyond disaster. In fact, it rewarded Chris Cuomo with a now unsuccessful prime time slot, despite his massive failure in the morning. Only on CNN!“Harley Davidson has struggled with Tariffs with the EU, currently paying 31%. They’ve had to move production overseas to try and offset some of that Tariff that they’ve been hit with which will rise to 66% in June of 2021.” @MariaBartiromo So unfair to U.S. We will Reciprocate!“The best thing ever to happen to Twitter is Donald Trump.” @MariaBartiromo So true, but they don’t treat me well as a Republican. Very discriminatory, hard for people to sign on. Constantly taking people off list. Big complaints from many people. Different names-over 100 M..... ... .....But should be much higher than that if Twitter wasn’t playing their political games. No wonder Congress wants to get involved - and they should. Must be more, and fairer, companies to get out the WORD!The Wall is being rapidly built! The Economy is GREAT! Our Country is Respected again!KEEP AMERICA GREAT!Great interview by Jared. Nice to have extraordinarily smart people serving our Country!Great golf champion & friend, Ernie Els (@TheBig_Easy), has done a tremendous job in assisting those w/ Autism through his Els for Autism Fdn, focusing on Education, Research, Global Outreach, Recreation Services, Therapy Services, & Adult Services. #NationalAutismAwarenessMonthI will be in Green Bay, Wisconsin this Saturday, April 27th at the Resch Center — 7:00pm (CDT). Big crowd expected! #MAGAGreat meeting this afternoon at the @WhiteHouse with @Jack from @Twitter. Lots of subjects discussed regarding their platform, and the world of social media in general. Look forward to keeping an open dialogue!You mean the Stock Market hit an all-time record high today and they’re actually talking impeachment!? Will I ever be given credit for anything by the Fake News Media or Radical Liberal Dems? NO COLLUSION!Thanks Rush! @FoxNewsSIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Pretty Huge Press Release from Judicial Watch: FBI Admits Hillary Clinton Emails Found in Obama White HouseIIhan Omar calling on Muslims to "raise hell" in the US. SHe needs to be thrown out of Congress. This woman is a traitor and terrorist.😂 😂 😂 She's slowly getting redpilledHUGE: Florida Senate approves bill allowing armed teachersBREAKING: The Nasdaq and S&P 500 both closed at record highs on Tuesday + DOW close to setting new record!🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:The audacity!Remember, Hillary didn't even campaign in Wisconsin. Trump won the state by 22,000 votes. Show him how much you care this Saturday.Has anyone else noticed the lefties haven’t done a big demonstration in a while? I think their spirit has been drained...Now what?These killers silenced their victims, but Bernie wants their voices to be heard.Wednesday, April 24th:TODAY'S ACTION:President Trump and The First Lady Deliver Remarks at the Rx Drug Abuse and Heroin SummitExecutive Order on Transferring Responsibility for Background Investigations to the Department of Defense🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:“Former CIA analyst Larry Johnson accuses United Kingdom Intelligence of helping Obama Administration Spy on the 2016 Trump Presidential Campaign.” @OANN WOW! It is now just a question of time before the truth comes out, and when it does, it will be a beauty!The American people deserve to know who is in this Country. Yesterday, the Supreme Court took up the Census Citizenship question, a really big deal. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!A very big Caravan of over 20,000 people started up through Mexico. It has been reduced in size by Mexico but is still coming. Mexico must apprehend the remainder or we will be forced to close that section of the Border & call up the Military. The Coyotes & Cartels have weapons!Mexico’s Soldiers recently pulled guns on our National Guard Soldiers, probably as a diversionary tactic for drug smugglers on the Border. Better not happen again! We are now sending ARMED SOLDIERS to the Border. Mexico is not doing nearly enough in apprehending & returning!The Mueller Report, despite being written by Angry Democrats and Trump Haters, and with unlimited money behind it ($35,000,000), didn’t lay a glove on me. I DID NOTHING WRONG. If the partisan Dems ever tried to Impeach, I would first head to the U.S. Supreme Court. Not only...... ... .....are there no “High Crimes and Misdemeanors,” there are no Crimes by me at all. All of the Crimes were committed by Crooked Hillary, the Dems, the DNC and Dirty Cops - and we caught them in the act! We waited for Mueller and WON, so now the Dems look to Congress as last hope!Can anyone comprehend what a GREAT job Border Patrol and Law Enforcement is doing on our Southern Border. So far this year they have APPREHENDED 418,000 plus illegal immigrants, way up from last year. Mexico is doing very little for us. DEMS IN CONGRESS MUST ACT NOW!No Collusion, No Obstruction - there has NEVER been a President who has been more transparent. Millions of pages of documents were given to the Mueller Angry Dems, plus I allowed everyone to testify, including W.H. counsel. I didn’t have to do this, but now they want more..... ... ....Congress has no time to legislate, they only want to continue the Witch Hunt, which I have already won. They should start looking at The Criminals who are already very well known to all. This was a Rigged System - WE WILL DRAIN THE SWAMP!I didn’t call Bob Costa of the Washington Post, he called me (Returned his call)! Just more Fake News.Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is correct, the VA is not broken, it is doing great. But that is only because of the Trump Administration. We got Veterans Choice & Accountability passed. “President Trump deserves a lot of credit.” Dan Caldwell, Concerned Veterans of AmericaToday, @FLOTUS Melania and I were honored to join thousands of leaders from across the Country for the 2019 Prescription Drug Abuse and Heroin Summit (@RxSummit) in Atlanta, Georgia! #RxSummit2019As ONE UNITED NATION, we will work, we will pray, and we will fight for the day when every family across our land can live in a DRUG FREE AMERICA! #RxSummit2019.@SenMikeLee of the great state of Utah has written a wonderful new book entitled, “Our Lost Declaration.” Highly recommended!The Great State of Tennessee is so close to passing School Choice. All of our Nation’s children, regardless of background, deserve a shot at achieving the American Dream! Time to get this done, so important!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:A success story!Saavedra: BREAKING: The Florida House of Representatives has passed a bill that bans "sanctuary cities" for illegal aliens, would punish local governments for failing to help federal immigration authorities.Actual Obstruction.Socialist Math 101: Bernie Plan Allows 183K Murderers, 164K Rapists to Vote from Jail🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:"Stop Obstructing Our Coup!"I once stood 15 ft from greatness 🙌🏼Whenever a Liberal constantly touts how much they care about diversity...President Trump at the Southern Border with the great men and women who protect our country 24/7/365! THANK YOU!!!‬r/Politics didn’t like getting called out on their FAKENEWS bullshit trying to tie Trump to Manafort’s crimes...Thursday, April 25th:TODAY'S ACTION:Ivanka Trump Visits AfricaProclamation on World Intellectual Property Day, 2019🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:As has been incorrectly reported by the Fake News Media, I never told then White House Counsel Don McGahn to fire Robert Mueller, even though I had the legal right to do so. If I wanted to fire Mueller, I didn’t need McGahn to do it, I could have done it myself. Nevertheless,.... ... ....Mueller was NOT fired and was respectfully allowed to finish his work on what I, and many others, say was an illegal investigation (there was no crime), headed by a Trump hater who was highly conflicted, and a group of 18 VERY ANGRY Democrats. DRAIN THE SWAMP! ... .....Despite the fact that the Mueller Report was “composed” by Trump Haters and Angry Democrats, who had unlimited funds and human resources, the end result was No Collusion, No Obstruction. Amazing!Welcome to the race Sleepy Joe. I only hope you have the intelligence, long in doubt, to wage a successful primary campaign. It will be nasty - you will be dealing with people who truly have some very sick & demented ideas. But if you make it, I will see you at the Starting Gate!(Retweeting Jim Jordan) Peter Strzok told us that he would “love to answer each and every one of [our] questions" once the Mueller investigation concluded. The investigation is over. Time to bring Strzok and the rest of the Comey Cabal back in to get those answers.(Retweeting Oversight Committee Republicans) Democrats are obsessed with @realDonaldTrump. It's time to move on and solve problems for the American people.(Retweeting Jim Jordan) It’s time to figure out what the Comey Cabal did at the start of the fake “Russia collusion” investigation. Comey, Andy McCabe, Jim Baker, Lisa Page and Peter Strzok need to be held accountable for launching this hoax. Each of them were either fired or demoted and left the FBI.(Retweeting Mark Meadows) Reminder: Democrats demanding an unredacted Mueller report (exposing even classified info) spent a year attacking myself, @Jim_Jordan, @DevinNunes + others for wanting FISA docs WITH national security redactions. They're not interested in transparency. They want a political foil.(Retweeting Mark Meadows) We knew they wouldn’t give up. The collusion delusion fell flat, and now reports say House Democrats are preparing to “ramp up” their investigations of President Trump. Not “move on”—“ramp up.” They’re doubling down. This is a myopic obsession with politically targeting POTUS.(Retweeting Matt Gaetz) Volume 1 of the Mueller Report is based on evidence, while Volume 2 seems to rely heavily on the reporting of news outlets. The report cites the media more than 125 times. It seems like they spent their time watching and reading the news instead of actually investigating!(Retweeting Andy Biggs) I’m grateful for my colleagues who accompanied me to the border to view the crisis w/ their own eyes. It’s one thing to talk about this crisis from our districts; it’s another entirely to walk w/ agents on the ground to experience their everyday realities http://bit.ly/2DEZx10 …(Retweeting GOP) Do you want to go back to a bad economy, failed foreign policy, and more broken promises?(Retweeting Matt Gaetz) "The man who killed my son never did a day in prison. Not one day." On January 22nd, 2015, Grant Ronnebeck was shot and killed by an illegal immigrant over a pack of cigarettes. Listen to his father's story:I will be interviewed by @seanhannity tonight at 9:00 PM on @FoxNews. Enjoy!Look forward to seeing everyone in Indianapolis, Indiana tomorrow!(Retweeting The White House) President @realDonaldTrump and @FLOTUS traveled to Atlanta, Georgia, yesterday for the Rx Drug Abuse and Heroin Summit, continuing their fight against America's opioid crisis.Our Border Control Agents have done an incredible job under very adverse conditions. I am very proud to have increased their salaries because of the great job they do. Nobody deserves it more. THANK YOU and keep up the outstanding work!Thank you! #MAGA🇺🇸I will be interviewed on @seanhannity at 9:00 PM. In 5 minutes - Enjoy!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Joe Biden is the dumbest campaigner in history. Imagine if Trump had done this!Good morning Pedes! It’s the anniversary of DRAGON ENERGYOkay, this is epic.Don Jr.: "Part of me isn't surprised to see Creepy Porn Lawyer endorse Creepy Uncle Joe for President. I kind of assumed he would be supporting @BernieSanders, since Bernie wants to give incarcerated criminals the right to vote…Unless maybe @JoeBiden secretly supports that too??? 🤔🧐"I own Joe Biden's Website :)🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Never forget that Reddit dedicated an entire week following the tragic NZ shooting to bash anyone white & conservative. While a massacre of 360 people, 45 of them children, on the holiest day of Christianity was buried & forgotten. We will never forget the slain. Shame on Reddit. Shame.They are no longer "easter worshipers"Reddits double standard.They've locked in candidates: Spread this like wildfire!! 🔥🔥🔥Basing your entire campaign on a LIE... Bold strategy Creepy Joe.Friday, April 26th:TODAY'S ACTION:Proclamation on Days of Remembrance of Victims of the Holocaust, 20192019 White House Take Our Daughters & Sons to Work DayPresident Trump & The First Lady Deliver Remarks at the Rx Drug Abuse & Heroin SummitPresident Trump Delivers Remarks at Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work DayVice President Pence Delivers Remarks at the National Rifle Association ForumPresident Trump Delivers Remarks at the National Rifle Association ForumPresident Trump Meets with the Prime Minister of Japan🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:No money was paid to North Korea for Otto Warmbier, not two Million Dollars, not anything else. This is not the Obama Administration that paid 1.8 Billion Dollars for four hostages, or gave five terroist hostages plus, who soon went back to battle, for traitor Sgt. Bergdahl!“President Donald J. Trump is the greatest hostage negotiator that I know of in the history of the United States. 20 hostages, many in impossible circumstances, have been released in last two years. No money was paid.” Cheif Hostage Negotiator, USA!Weirdo Tom Steyer, who didn’t have the “guts” or money to run for President, is still trying to remain relevant by putting himself on ads begging for impeachment. He doesn’t mention the fact that mine is perhaps the most successful first 2 year presidency in history & NO C OR O!Heading to Indianapolis to speak at the big NRA Conference. Love being in Indiana. The @NRA is getting stronger & stronger and doing some really great and important work. Having their powerful support has been vital to #MAGA!Just out: Real GDP for First Quarter grew 3.2% at an annual rate. This is far above expectations or projections. Importantly, inflation VERY LOW. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!Great NRA crowd and enthusiasm in Indiana. Thank you! 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Reporter: How old is too old to be President? Trump: I'm so young... I'm a young, vibrant man.... I look at Joe, I don't know about him. 😂I love it when the left eats its ownPresident Trump may attend sumo match during visit to JapanMelania Trump: "My opinion is that more languages you speak, better it is, but when you come to America, you speak English."Massachusetts judge CRIES as she leaves court after being charged with helping an undocumented immigrant evade ICE🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:When you realize you’re going up against clowns in 2020, you’ve achieved more than any other president and you’re still a vibrant young manMFW pedes say to boycott NetflixTrump supporter Nick Bosa was selected by the 49ers in last nights NFL Draft with the number 2 pick. The liberal media is calling him a racist and a bigot because he’s not a fan of Black Panther, Beyoncé, Kaepernick or transgender bathrooms. “Implied racism” is not racism you liberal faggots. Sorry.After all climate changue is not that bad.Prepping the Resch Center for the rally in Green Bay. Going to be your eyes and ears tomorrow T_D!Saturday, April 27th:🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Congratulations to Nick Bosa on being picked number two in the NFL Draft. You will be a great player for years to come, maybe one of the best. Big Talent! San Francisco will embrace you but most importantly, always stay true to yourself. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Demolition of aging border fence in Yuma begins (..to make way for 26 miles of WALL)Mueller's Game: "...I get it now. The investigation was never about Trump colluding with Russia. It was always about Trump obstructing the "investigation" of the collusion with Russia. THEY BAITED TRUMP WITH A PHONY INVESTIGATION TO CATCH HIM OBSTRUCTING IT...Fucking great work CNN🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:If you're not in line for the Trump rally are you really even alive?Looks like the Biden campaign ripped someone off for their logo3 things that can't be within 100 feet of a school: Drugs, guns and Creepy Joe Biden!TFW the cuck life chose youDON'T FORGET TO JOIN THE MAGA RALLY WATCH PARTY LATER ON!Without further ado, some tunes to get you jamming through all this winning:AddictionDevil In A New DressHey MamaLateBlame GameEverything I AmMAGA ON PATRIOTS! #robgray

[survivedeathvalley]

EPISODE 1 - “TIME FOR SOME BRO AND TELL” - GIRUGA MESH

I am so excited to be competing! Everyone seems like such nice people and I can't wait to play in the challenges and do my very best!

Mattie is such a Basic Bitch(TM) and it's killing me. Like I'm not that great of an actress, I am a superb liar but I am a shitty actress. Why? because humor is the only thing that keeps me from going insane and I made Mattie such a basic bitch that she can't use any of my "quirks" or fun thoughts and theories. And now Mattie just mentioned death by dehydration, motherfucker! I am so going to be first boot it's not even funny. UwU

I just wanna talk about my feelings about being on the neutral tribe... I do consider myself on the Chaotic Neutral/Chaotic Good side of things. The chaos comes from my crazy emotions. I'm a Pisces so I'm sensitive and emotional. Also I'm actually kinda happy about being on a tribe of 6 people. I NATURALLY gravitate towards Bianca. I know who Paul is cause he slipped up in the tribe chat. So I feel good :)

OK SO i said i was retired but i adore logan and i wanna see what i can do without my baggage of the past that fukt me in ts all stars so phew. the people on my team seem chill, idk why but for some reason i get the feeling that theyre younger than me which doesnt make sense since im only 20 but anyway. I know that i type very specially and use phrases a lot so its gonna be hard to stop doing that bc if any of these people know me at all its gonna be a dead giveaway! 

So I've spent all day at Disney World today and I finally get back to the hotel and come online to speak to my tribe.  No one has talked to me one on one yet so... yeah,  no idea.  I said in the main chat I just got off work and I checked online to see Chick-fil-a's hours to make sure my story checked out too. :* We'll see what happens, on to figuring out this challenge!

First off: When I read this... Confess your sins, your dirty-dirty bad bads, your evil twisted thoughts here. It made me think of the dialogue in a bad porno. http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lthhgjZ1xY1qg39ewo1_500.gif Second off: I do quite enjoy the concept of this alias season. I like the idea of going into the game as a fresh face with a fresh personality and playing along with other people that I don't have any idea of. It kind of rekindles the fun that I have when I get to play in seasons with newbies. http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/excited-baby.gif Then, of course, I remember that these are not newbies so some of that fire loses a little oxygen. https://media.giphy.com/media/BmMU3LOfNMMeI/giphy.gif But, I'll try to convince myself that we're all playing for the first time. 

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So far I've noticed a few things about my tribemates. I don't think anything can be applied specifically to the individual given that I haven't really reached a stage to call people out... but, some of them are hung up on the fact that this a catfish season. When messaging them they tell me that it's awkward and when I tell them that the dog in my profile picture is my dog Donut they ask if it is "for real". I'm trying to play up this characters of Jenny for them because I thought that was the goal and I need these people to get on board. https://media.giphy.com/media/KGHtHISczyhHO/giphy.gif

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Wow, that last bit probably makes me come off as quite the rude person. Yikes! I need to get over myself a little. I get that easing ones self into a new situation can be challenging... sooo I'll give them a shot while continuing to respond to any and all questions and comments as Jenny would. http://replygif.net/i/440.gif

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So far I think my favorite people are Tanner, Kai, and Adelaide. I'd like to think I'd enjoy Wash as well but they went to bed shortly after starting communication with me. I don't think (so far as I know and god I hope not) that anyone has come up with a plan to ally yet so I'm just going to continue chatting to get my feelers in those waters. http://media1.giphy.com/media/BqHng2hpjOUdW/giphy.gif

Hopefully Jenny will appear charming enough to begin allying with these people. She needs some throats to slit later down the road and can only start to burn the bridges once she's built them - unfortunately!

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Alright, so I wanted to show my excitement at this game because I've played a real-life version called Tsuro with my friends where you are dragons and I'm hugely board game obsessed... but that's nowhere in Jenny's character and I don't feel like making any content about her up unless I absolutely have to! https://uberflip.cdntwrk.com/files/aHViPTIxOCZjbWQ9aXRlbWVkaXRvcmltYWdlJmZpbGVuYW1lPWl0ZW1lZGl0b3JpbWFnZV81NmQ4NDkzNzFjM2I0LmdpZiZ2ZXJzaW9uPTAwMDAmc2lnPTIxMTE0OTVlM2I1Y2M2NWVlYjMzOTE3OTcyMDExZmI0 Also, I was being truthful when I said the challenge is hard... like, I guess I'm having some difficulties processing the path or something because I keep crashing absurdly early. I'm hoping that by tomorrow when others have played it they will be able to talk me through getting a decent score so our tribe doesn't have to go and I won't have to face the possibility of being first boot (which is likely).

Ok! So basically, Kat just asked me for an alliance??? It's legit night one like chill, but obviously I ain't gunna turn down an ally so i'll play along. I was like "OMG YAHHH I NEVER HAVE ALLIES ON SURVIVOR ORGS" hopefully that makes her think im like a 100% on board... in realist im like 40% on board. It's SHADee as FUCK to try and propose an alliance so early... Also, Giruga (or whatever) is legit annoying as fuck. I think ever sentence he has said thus far has the word "bro" in it? Like can you not be annoying as fuck for no reason... I get it is an alias season, but they dont give you no free pass to be as obnoxious as possible. Praying we win this challenge... hopefully get first because I could totally use a reward with possibility of an advantage in the game. GIMME THAT IDOL. If we do happen to lose I cant wait for the ugly bro culture of Giruga to be the first boot this season deserves.

Honestly I love my tribe and everyone seem so nice  Not knowing who people really are is kinda crazy but I'll get use to it. 

That challenge was crazy and I'm glad it's almost over with. 

I'm bored so I'm just gonna... make another confessional. What does this alias twist mean to me? I wanna be able to make the most of it and be able to play the game I'm never capable of playing as my real self. As who am actually am I suck at seperating emotion and strategy so I'm gonna try to be as emotionless as possible, which I actually think will be easy considering idk who anyone is....... except 2 people perhaps. Anyway time to flop at this challenge xoxox give me a good edit please

i'm typing like gabby bc i don't wanna get out of practice. why is it that the only person that talks to me is misty? bianca i c that u're on and you don't respond to me you're the first person im gonna target. i swear i've sent a 'hey' message to every1 on my tribe and the only one that responded was MISTY.  then marco or whatever his name is hasn't even accepted my friend request yet... i see how it is.

Later...

I mean I figured we didn't do fantastic but losing by over half.... sucks.  a lot.  Misty and uh.... someone else just called Marco out for not accepting anyones friend request... maybe that means we can vote him out this round to ensure I stay. :) 

https://youtu.be/NSE7BsDWti0

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I forgot we were the Titus tribe but then I realized we got 2nd so I am very proud of my tribe! We did it yay!

So we just got 2nd and are immune this week I'm so happy. Whoever gets voted out will be crazy bc no one wants to be first boot but the weakest should go!

So, not only does Kat approach me as an alliance, but i just got approached by William and Layla, too? Damn I cant believe im winning this game :))) Anyway, supposedly Kat and William are ORG newbies? Not sure if that is a lie, but that doesnt shrink their targets by any means... Also thank the fucking survivor gods this Bro bitch aint on our tribe for the next 20 hours!!!! I hope he burns in the Devil's butthole along with his meninst culture.

So UMMMM I'm gonna just spearhead this plan to get Marco out cause he hasn't spoken... at all. I'm not afraid to take control of my tribe at this point cause the inacts gotta go. Mattie/Gabby are both pretty active so I wanna work with them. Bianca's my goddess so I wanna work with her too. It sucks she got removed or else I would've formed a majority with them. Rn I'm telling everyone "If you watch out for me I'll do the same for you blah blah blah" and making deals w/ everyone because that's how I play! Let's hope it works out xoxoxo

okay, i've been trying to be a super sleuth to figure out these identities...  I really think that Misty is really Nic.  Misty is from Georgia and Nic is from Georgia, and I think they are from around the same area.  Nic knows that I am from Georgia and now he knows that Gabby is from Georgia too so I hope he doesn't put it together, I think that I'm typing differently enough and I lowkey think he believes that whoever is behind Gabby really works at chick fil a because I've been doing my homework. I'm not sure who Mattie is yet, but I'm having a hard time NOT mentioning how much I love Glee because then I think people would obviously know who I am- or they would think that I'm Ashley Sarah, but Mattie was talking about Scream Queens and I desperately wanted to say I LOVE LEA MICHELE but I kept my cool. I lowkey think that Mattie might be Pippa though, they remind me of each other.   Everyone else....?  I still have no idea. 

Not much has happened so far. I've talked to a few people but nothing has really moved forward. I was happy to go to the devil's hole, although I didn't end up finding anything. I'm glad I got a chance to meet people from the other tribes though. It was interesting to find out that they have people who haven't even spoken in tribe chat yet? That's crazy. Also it's fun to try to guess who's who. I mean, it's possible I don't even already know the people on my tribe, but it's still fun to try to figure out who they could be. I haven't really gotten there yet. Although I wonder if Alex Raine is a bit new to the community because he's a comp beast, yet he's showing it and making it obvious and making himself a target. I don't know, he seems cool and we've talked a bit, but come merge that could be tricky for him. In terms of alliances, there aren't any yet that I'm really aware of, but Jenny and Alex are the only ones I've talked to that much and I'd be happy to work with them, despite being a little nervous that Alex is a target. He's nice and hopefully his social game is as good as his physical.

aaaaa  i got 378 score   aaaa

Bye I'm going home today...  I'm shook at how fast this game started and I saw in the tribe chat that people were complaining that I hadn't added anyone yet but I didn't get any contact requests from any of them either hm!! Anyway unless I can pull myself out of the dirt somehow I'm totally screwed right now... im an easy target bc I was not here the first day and easy targets are always just easy to vote out the first week rip...

Nothing really. I haven't acted on my plans of being an aggressive player this season, so maybe I'll adapt and get a new strategy going later. Good luck to me

Right now I feel like a mess because I keep forgetting to check skype and missing important stuff. But right now the general consensus according to Misty is to vote out Marco because he literally does not exist and hasn't added any of us. I love a good first round flop. I feel like if I start showing my fabulous personality I could have a good shot at surviving if we go to tribal again, however people might be weary of me now that I've gone to the Devil's Hole, even though I got nothing. Rob wouldn't even let me keep the rock. :'(

I can't believe I'm pippa 

these bitches are so bland and boring BYE

Why did I make Kat so happy and grammatically correct all the time I'm so used to keyboard smashing like jsjsjahajak. I literally cringe every time I add an exclamation point like pls... settle down... I regret this so much nnnn. Anyways- The people I'm closest to rn are Dianna and William because we have an alliance. I'm also good with Giruga, but that's probably because he's such a talkative person-- and so is Dianna. It's really important for me to show my worth to these people so they don't target me because social players run the early premerge. I think I'm doing a pretty good job of that so far. I'm also playing it off like this is my first time playing an org, which will make me seem less threatening. I don't really know if that'll play off since we're all catfish, but I figure the more utr I am right now the better. 

Well, I can't get into my Paul account so I'm probably being voted out. Peace ✌️ 

EP 1 EDGIC

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[hollywoodsargeant]

I just wanted to come say how much I love your fics and how you're really getting me with the Logan and Loscar propaganda 😭 I read and loved your miamis fics and then was like "ooo! Tumblr account" and then realized you're also one of my favorite f1 fic writers ever, grandprix!!! Every time I see one of your new fics, I just gotta drop everything to read it. (Also I saw you mention abt looking for Logan gifmakers, I might just have to start doing so! I meant to during this prev race wknd, but my brain exploded after seeing him walk away after his DNF, he looks sooooo good in Williams suit)

thank you so much!!! and tbh sometimes i think about like. how many people read my fics and don’t realize i am also grandprix… but ya both me. grandprix is my neglected firstborn son </3

and i am forever in the debt of anyone who makes logan gifs i have like. 5 total. okay maybe 10… either way it’s a criminally low number. but i feel that i was fighting god yesterday to screen record that clip (my phone was fucked but i got it!) he’s so hot i can’t stop. staring at him. my head is a hollow cavern and sometimes logan sargeant comes to rattle around in the space where my brain should be