Mario: It’s what’s on the inside that matters.
SMG3: Name one time that’s been true.
Mario: The fridge.
SMG3: Fair point.
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Juliano: Hi, do you accept walk-ins?
Morgue Attendant: What?
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Mario: Uh oh. Someone just put us in a position of responsibility.
Lil Coding: The day has suddenly turned sinister.
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Luigi: We'll have to go with my usual strategy.
Meggy: What’s that?
Luigi: Run fast and scream a lot!
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Melony: *hacker voice* I’m in.
Meggy: I don't think you're supposed to say "hacker voice".
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Mr L: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Cosmos: Mr L, sir... that’s just a trash can.
Mr L: It sure is!
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SMG4: Okay, but if you’re not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?
SMG3: Dude, it's satire!
SMG4: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!
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Meggy: What are you doing?
Mario, holding a wiffle bat: Killing you. Unfortunately, I could only afford a wiffle bat, so it's going to take a while.
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Domain: There’s a tree out there growing wood for your coffin.
Juliano: Bold of you to assume my body will be found.
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Jeeves, about the Crew: Have you no control over these idiots?
SMG4: None whatsoever.
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Juliano: ..Looks like I can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one.
Juliano: Ignite it is.
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SMG4: Couldn’t you be more, I don’t know, enthusiastic?
SMG3, in the dullest voice he can mutter: Woo-hoo, extra hoo.
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Tari: You don’t know, or you don’t care?
Saiko: Pick one.
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Mario: Ohh. You’re supposed to put the waffles in the fridge?
Luigi: Yes. In the fridge.
Mario: Oh… it was a good waffle.
Luigi: Get more tomorrow?
Mario: Yes.
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Cody: You ever get tired of being wrong?
LC, being chased by Plurality: I do! I really do!
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The Abyss: Why does Juliano keep getting away?
Phobos: Perhaps you don’t chain him up tight enough.
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Lily: *casually walks into Coffee N' Bombs and starts rummaging through the cabinets behind the counters*
SMG3, not even phased: Jerry?
Lily: Jerry.
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Forum: How are you?
Juliano: I’m… alive.
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Mario: I’m not afraid of anything, except acne and leprechauns.
SMG4: Leprechauns aren’t real.
Mario: I know what I saw!
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Plurality: I had to stop you from trying to blow up the sun!
Elanore: I was gonna cure skin cancer!
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Root: I think at the moment, my rampant identity issues are the least of my worries.
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Tagged by @cloudofbutterflies92 ❤️ Picrew
A secret new OC teased 🫢, my girl Celeste (in a human form, there was not option for fox ear) and Cosmos
Tag; Whoever wants to do it 🫶
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LIKELY INCOHERENT RAMBLINGS ON FICTIONAL GODS IVE CREATED. its a bit much.
[all this has been copy + pasted from discord with some minor revisions]
dude actually. the gods have a natural passive cloaking spell-ish thing on them at all times that blocks most humans from consciously registering them. but anyway this effect doesn't work on animals. where im going with this is that crows are totally aware of real gods
i havent really been updating this server on the design changes to some of the gods. if i can remember em all.....
chaos is now represtented by incomprehensible shambling arms that move in a mesmerizingly smooth manner, but any individual arm/hand appears to move jagged and jittery. its face is one of those creepy white painted smiley theatre masks, and its "neck" is just arms holding the mask
war used to be an armored thing, then i wanted it to be a humanoid robot that looks like a tank. then i decided that war god should actually be a skinny fucker that wears the robot like armor. then i decided no actually these ideas should kiss and be yuri and actually war god is now a big robot tank armor thing that's been worn so long that the being inside has been fused with the mechanical bits. veins and tendons creep along its insides. between the mechanical armor plating, you can see muscle. it bleeds
god of life is void black wearing a white suit, which is like the opposite of death with his white bone and void black clothes. anyway, life never wears a tie, and her blazer is never buttoned up to show she's less tied down by all the red tape of order's institution. oh and also her shirt is fun colorful
[old sketches of life. i forgot to draw her clothes right. i always forget this.]
anyway erm. life and death have rings of the other one's sigils :3
not married
idk its complicated
i think what i may go with is that life thinks theyre already in a relationship but death thinks that he just has this huge unreciprocated crush on her. this too is yuri
have i mentioned that god of fear is a doggy now. black doggy. one of them sleek fighter jet lookin ones. and his face is all scarred and shit. these scars make him look more intimidating but they're just.... scars. signs of abuse and pain. because god of fear is also god of misery and all that stuff [note: nobody actually knows that he's also misery. they're too scared of him (he has this natural aura that makes him fuckign terrifying) to talk with him. hence the crippling isolation and consequential misery]
[note for my tumblr girlies. trying to imvent a god of the sky and stars is kinda fucking hard when you are at all aware of what astronomy is. like. wow. that sure is A LOT OF PLANETS for a single god to have domain over. hrm. maybe i need to rethink this.]
[i rethought it. i have decided that sky and star god only controls how stars are perceived from earth. and also astrology or whatever. yaaayyy ^_^]
[another note about god of war. me making the body fused with the armor conveniently allows me to make a suit of armor that can't actually fit a humanoid thing. i can just say that the humanoid thing is curled up in a ball or whatever. yaaaayyyy :D]
[another note about god of fear. i looked up the dog. its called a doberman]
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Blackout AU
Aka, Jayin nabs the CCC Avatars just a week after Irene's activation and takes some liberties upon finding out, via the Firewall Quartet, there's somewhat of a society in her computer. Also, Effi got a little bit into Cult Of The Lamb.
Jayin strips the Avatars of their individuality in the copies she yanked, stripping them of every defining feature aside from the red that used to bring them together.
Tulip -> The Machinist or just Machinist. Becomes very cruel and sadistic following her memory repression, often taking people who dare speak up against their 'creator' and testing them for her machines. Sometimes, she has nightmares of 'false memories'. (These memories are her real ones). Chroma looks over her.
Nimbus -> The Conductor or Conductor. (I am aware that it's an 'e' in there, but it is 2:40 AM, leave me be.) She becomes very blunt and indifferent, she couldn't care less about anything else. All that matters is keeping her 'creator's' name pure. She often handles 'reeducating' people worth being 'reeducated'. She's watched over by Comedy.
Irene - The Dreamer or Dreamer. She is the only one slightly aware that something is amiss. Her memory repression didn't go quite right, as her divine abilities messed with it. Cosmos often has to step in to repress these thoughts or suspicions, but they always come back. Tragedy watches over her.
Juliano -> The Ringmaster or Ringmaster. He is barely functional. He spends his nights and days just pacing. He thinks the hole in his heart is his missing family. He can't figure out why he feels this way. He locks himself away, and Blaze often watches over him.
Cosmos -> The Voice. The Avatars being yanked in sped up her awakening process. She was immediately thrust into watching over this terrible world Jayin made and had no say in making sure the Avatars didn't remember anything. She wants this to end.
The SMGs are currently being kept as power sources/test subjects. The Admins of each game (except Juliano's, since he has none) were all booted to the Adminspace when this happened. Fun times!
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Creator VS Creation
Tagged by @cloudofbutterflies92 💕 Picrew
Me // Cosmos // Camille "Scotty" Moreau
There was no teal option but it was too cute to skip Cosmos
Tag: Anyone who wants to do it 😚
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