pov: you're waiting in line at the cafe behind these two. a third, even taller guy just asked them to grab him an oatmilk vanilla latte and the bearded guy called him fruity but he's had his hip glued to the built guy's ass since they entered the building
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"evan, i find you adorable". adorable as in able to be adored. as in capable of being adored. as in i find you worthy of adoration. adorable, from the latin adorare (to worship) to adorabilis (in the sense 'worthy of divine worship') to the current day adorable. as in maybe if we had made it to the movies or if eddie didn't show up, i could've showed you just how much i want to worship you. as in i look at you and there is a font of adoration in my heart for you. adorable as in i flew into a hurricane with you and yet this date is a thousand times more thrilling than that. adorable as in there is a person in your building who saw me jump up and down like a little kid in the lobby after i had kissed you for the first time. adorable as in i kissed you and immediately thought fuck i could do this forever if he lets me. adorable as in i want to press kisses to your birthmark. adorable as in i spent the entirety of the days leading up to our date wondering about you, if you liked your coffee with two sugars or one. if you liked storms or if the lightning strike had put you off on them all together. if you liked cats or dogs or if you were the kind of weirdo who liked goats instead. if you thought about the kiss as often as i did. if your stomach tangled into twisted knots as saturday drew closer. if you would be agreeable to sitting in my lap. if you would blush as prettily as you did the day i kissed you. if your world also realigned when our lips met. if our orbits had matched up now that we flew into a hurricane together. if the gravitational pull between us had finally been too strong for either of us to resist that night in your loft. or maybe, more simply, adorable as in, "evan, i find you adorable."
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Greg’s introducing his new house-guest to the rest of the village
They’re taking it..............well
[ID: A redraw of the “Whatcha Got There/A Smoothie” meme with TC’s Sheikah and Yiga OC’s. In the first image. Kara and Maro are standing in Kakariko. Maro’s looking shocked and a little disgusted while Kara look’s confused a slightly concerned, holding up a hand to her face. Maro wears a blue, sleeveless turtleneck and Kara wears a beige dress with a floral apron. In a BOTW style text-box she says “Uh, Greg... whatcha got there?”
The next image shows Greg, smiling pleasantly. He wears the typical Sheikah jacket with one sleeve hanging off. In one hand, he holds a banana, replying cheerfully “A banana.” Behind him stands Naga, a Yiga footsoldier with two small horns on their mask. They stare past Greg with the eye on their mask ]menacingly, a whole head taller than him. \end ID]
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He finally found a real family
Old lady: Oh, Bruno, darling, what good fellows you and your kids are! It's been so quiet on the streets lately! Apparently, God favors us
Narancia: WHAHAHAHA, you blew like a sucker, Giorno!
Giorno: DAMN IT! If I had been there, they wouldn't have had a chance!
Giorno: Fuck, fuck, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK! Holy shit, Mista! Why did you bother them at all?!
Mista: Sorry man💦
Someone: WHERE DID THESE ASSHOLES GO?!
Moviе: Gus: What's great about dating homeless girls? Murphy: What? Gus: You can drop them off anywhere.
Abbachio: Ugly.
Giorno: I don't like it either.
Giorno: What if our world is a simulation, like in the Matrix? Well, I mean, you also sometimes sit down, and just turns off for 40 minutes? What does it look like?
Fugo: Well, yes, it happens...
Giorno: And?
Fugo: It looks like.... Reboot the system.....
Fugo: ....fuuuuuuuuck
Fugo: man
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In the end, Giorno is really just an ordinary teenager, and he deserves a family that will love him despite his harmfulness
After the appearance of another child in the gang, Bruno decided to buy a new PS2, but eventually it was occupied by Narancia and Giorno
Giorno and Mista usually hang around the city and look for new places or entertainment. But, since Mista is a master of creating problems for himself from scratch, most often they find only trouble on their heads
Leone and Giorno like to watch movies together (mainly because apart from Bruno, no one else can make Leone a decent company). They watched "3000 Miles to Graceland" at the cinema, and they didn't like it XD
Giorno and Fugo's conversations are similar to all those conspiracy theories in which the events of the film are actually the dying delirium of the protagonist. Recently, they watched the Matrix with the whole gang, so the conversations of these two acquired a very specific topic
Bruno usually takes Giorno with him to patrol the streets and communicate with the townspeople. And, of course, Giorno does not steal from old ladies, he just likes to tease Bruno
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Blight / Blur : Gym Guides
In Gen 5 canon, there's only one gym guide throughout each of the gyms, named Clyde, who gives you a bottle of Fresh Water upon entering/upon interacting with him.
In Blur/Blight, however, Clyde is specifically the gym guide in Burgh's gym. In BW, he was the guide for Burgh's gym as he had a taste for his art- in BW2, however, he becomes the gym guide for Cheren's gym!
There are different gym guides for each gym leader, and they have their own partner Pokemon;
Striaton - Waitress Tia (Patrat)
Nacrene - Scientist Satomi (Herdier)
Castelia - Gentleman Clyde (Deerling) / Harlequin Jack (Swadloon)
Nimbasa - Lady Colette (Flaafy)
Driftveil - Clerk Katie (Drilbur)
Mistralton - Pilot Chase (Unfezant)
Icirrus - Black Belt Thomas (Cubchoo)
Opelucid - Veteran Kim (Fraxure) / Veteran Ron (Fraxure)
Aspertia - Gentleman Clyde (Sawsbuck)
Virbank - Guitarist Billy Jo (Koffing)
Humilau - Ace Trainer Santino (Walrein)
Clyde's trainer class is a Gentleman, he's just dressed differently!
All the other gym guides in Blur/Blight are existing NPCs in the games! Some of them are npcs in only one of the games, while some are npcs in both, but unless specified, they're the gym guides in both BW and BW2! (Harlequin Jack and Pilot Chase are in both BW/BW2 for example, but Clerk Katie is only in BW!)
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ggy kids from that one picrew thats been going around actually while they're on my mind
gregory ( doctor rabbit / rab ), tony ( tarbell ), and ellis ( boots ) . —
tony and ellis have been friends for years ( though tony feels as though he's beginning to outgrow ellis's company ), and gregory is the strange new kid who seems to scare off anyone that tries to be his friend. tony of course takes this as a challenge and sees gregory as a mystery he wants to get to the bottom of ( considering himself an investigative reporter ) and essentially weasels his way into being gregory's friend, to gregory's utter annoyance. gregory and tony are enablers with poor impulse control and are constantly egging each other on to doing stupid things on a dare, like sneaking into the school after hours !
and a bonus cassie because you cannot convince me she is not a part of this menace friend group ♡
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