#officer eiffel

[alfhildr-the-word-weaver]

Wearing a Texas t-shirt that I bought at a Bucee's in Houston and eating stuffed crust Hawaiian pizza with extra pineapple: this one's for you, Doug Eiffel <3

[tea-time-with-the-gaye]

Look at him! Look!

[mothy-graves]

my fiance said this first but Im sharing it here

this song is SO Hereiffel coded. like it is so unbelievably them

[these-dark-truths]

HAPPY DOUGMAS!!!! GO FORTH AND WISH EIFFEL A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[amazingmsme]

TYSM for your wolf 359 fics fr fr. I've just gotten into it and I am DYING for content, Eiffel is such a fucking lee that it kills me

OMG IF YOU EVER WANNA TALK HEADCANONS PLS HIT ME UP!!! I’ve been meaning to relisten, it’s like my absolute favorite podcast! It fundamentally changed me, no spoilers but that finale is so action packed & bitter sweet & I still don’t think I’ve recovered properly

Maybe this will be the inspiration I need to get back to my wolf & star trek crossover

But if you have any prompts, please send them in! Eiffel is literally sooo lee coded, he’s a slacker who never gets his work done, always jokes around & lowkey insults everyone, & he’s just such a goofy ass dork in general, OF COURSE he’s way too ticklish for his own good!

[wolf359roleplay]

Seeking Roleplay Participants!

Do you love Wolf359? Do you love writing about it? Do you want to meet others in the same boat/spaceship as you? Then this is the place for you!

I'm looking to form a long-form, literate Discord roleplay for Wolf359. There's no set plot yet, but it is most likely to be postcanon. We will discuss once the group is formed.

Now, you might be wondering what a long-form, literate Discord roleplay even is. Let me break it down (cue funky beat)

Long-Form - The roleplay is expected to take place over a long period of time, with a consistent plot that carries over multiple scenes.

Literate - Roleplay posts are expected to have proper grammar and be of a reasonable length (minimum 100 words)

Discord - Discord is a messaging app that lets you create servers to talk to your friends!

Interested? Send me a PM with the following information:

- What character you're interested in playing

- A past sample of your writing (needn't be Wolf359 related)

And that's it! I'm looking forward to meeting you :3

[riotinyellow]

the things I would do for Eiffel

[phoenix-is-tumbling]

Welcome to, Introducing My Mother to Wolf359

Episode 54: The Watchtower

“What happened last time?”

“Oh yeah he’s going towards the star!”

“How much time does he have left?”

“Isn’t it getting hot?”

“Now was he going head first or feet first? I kept picturing it both ways”

“Oh no not again”

“Oh Eiffel.”

“Oh!”

“You’ve seen it though, Eiffel!”

“Who else you gonna walk to Doug Eiffel? How will we know what’s gonna happen? This is an audio medium.”

“Deja vu.”

“Oh! I wouldn’t ask for that.”

“Woah.”

“Here’s the probing”

“Ooh like Hera”

“Music! Wow”

“Nice”

“And then he woke up!”

“Oh no.”

“Dang it!”

“I knew they were coming!”

“But why’s the Commander acting like that?!”

Lines she laughed at

“Minkow- Minkowski’s red line.”

“And then he woke up?”

“Can’t have a creepy ass hotel room at the end of the universe without a mirror!”

“I don’t think it’s had it’s intergalactic release date yet.”

“Note to self: earthquake insurance, never leave home without it.”

“This “high school” sounds like a wise being.”

“Okay. I’m gonna need a moment.”

“It has also led to some debates on whether you can speak English”

“Can we?”

“That is the basic concept.”

“Don’t suppose you could matter me up a paper bag to breathe into”

“Into different atoms.”

“And then he woke up.”

[mayhembug]

Yay I finished Wolf 359!! :'D

[dysfunctionalcreature]

I feel like we don't talk enough about how much Eiffel, despite his inconsiderate asshole tendencies, really is the heart and moral backbone of the crew...

(first 3 images are from the script for episode 44 Desperate Measures, then two from episode 46 Boléro, then one more from episode 44, then last one from episode 38 Happy Endings)

[that-grey-guy]

woe tiny Doug Eiffel be upon ye_

[bonefarm]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[clonerightsagenda]

Still love that Hilbert met William Carter and knows that sometimes Cutter completely changes his name and appearance and may be functionally immortal and even once he's fully committed to helping the crew against Goddard he never brings it up. That's none of his business.

[rainecats]

I’ve listened to so many podcasts now that every time I start a new one and look through the cast I find at least one actor I recognise. Why is Skuzz “Cutting Grass” WOE.BEGONE reading me weird horror stories from a postoffice in Ohio

[ophthalmotropy]

So who's going to perform highly unethical science on me for the betterment of mankind.

[r0bottob0t]