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Of Figs and Fib Trees
Summer, 1977.
Mr and Mrs Evans are out of town, Petunia lives to flaunt her newly acquired relationship with Vernon Dursley, and Lily wants nothing more than to give her a taste of her own medicine. Thanks to some cruel trick from the universe, or perhaps fate, the perfect opportunity to do so arrives on her doorstep in the body of one James Potter.



Oh, what a plot twist you were.
‘I’m so sorry⸺’ she began, her face an impressive shade of cerise, but the words caught in her throat, because there upon the darkened doorstep, framed by sweet-smelling bushes, in all of his glory was James Potter.

‘Deal.’ James stuck out his hand. Lily grasped it tightly and shook it, shivers tumbling down her spine. He grinned. ‘Lily Evans, I am honoured to be your fake boyfriend.’
P.S. I am madly in love with you.



‘You play dirty, Evans.’ ‘Yeah? Well, I learned from the best.’ ‘Oh yeah?’ James grinned and surged towards her, grabbed her around the middle—‘Potter!’—and unceremoniously dumped her into the icy sea.
But here I blur into you...
James was frozen for a millisecond, and then he understood. His lips pressed harder against hers, body slotting between her thighs as he leant further into the kiss, deepening it, making it hotter and wetter as their mouths moved with each other’s. His hands found her neck and he pulled her into him, his fingers sliding up her neck and into her soft hair.


You think you know me, and I think you should know better.
‘Has anyone properly read your leaves before?’ ‘No, not since Vera Walsh told me I’d die in a mass-juggling incident.’ ‘Walsh can’t tell a leaf from a tea stain. Here, let me show you how it’s done.’ He held out an expectant hand. ‘Give it over.’ Lily sighed, clapping her book closed and taking up her tea. She gulped it down—it was awfully cool. Her fingers smelt like ants. Then she swivelled her wrist thrice, spiralling the leaves around, and dumped the teacup face-down onto the saucer with a clank.




I dreamt last night of your teeth on my skin.
‘There,’ he murmured, ducking his head to bite at her shoulder, his hand slipping to her hip. Then his mouth found her neck and he sucked at a spot just behind her ear and it felt—oh—so good. Lily yelped and tugged harder at his hair.

It was impossible not to love her.
James swore, hand pushing back his dripping curls. He crouched down on the verge where a streamlet was beginning to thicken, the heels of his hands pressing beneath his brow bone for a few moments before he was on his feet again and striding into the house after Lily.
Chapters 1–4 available now on AO3.
#jily fic#fake dating to lovers#eventual smut#james potter#lily evans#of figs and fib trees#OFFT#jily fanfiction
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Forever ICONIC ✨
NOT ME | EP 7
#not me#not me the series#seanwhite#offgun#offt#off jumpol#gun atthaphan#gmmtv bl#bl series#thai bl#gmmtv#gmmtv series#lgbtq+
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when june comes who's going to help dai/dark through the molting process
#*・゚⊰ 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒. ⊱ ✦ › OUT.#one is going to uncontrollably cry over his premature bird-balding and hide from u forever the other is Pissed Offt
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Feeling a lot of emotions about Carla going from 'I'm scared' when she's away from home and she can pretend she's going to leave eventually, leave that hospital behind and go home. To now she's home and the dialysis machine is next to her bed, and she can't admit she's scared but it's alright. Lisa knows.
#that little slide closer to Lisa for comfort#Lisa already being on the same page and pulling her in#(would've killed for a wider shot of the cuddle though but I ain't complaining!)#Also feeling sooo much about Lisa pulling Carla in so she can hide Her fears#Lisa not allowing herself to really feel her fear until she has Carla in her arms and is scared she won't have this again#big offt#swarla#corrie#ramble#carla connor#lisa swain
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The wine won 😎
#also tell me why someone that fumbled me v hard tried to reach out again 🥴#my dude i gave you two chances that i really shouldn't have and youre just trying again?#bish#feck off!#im just so hot cool and funny people cant get enough 😔#cursing people so i live in their head 5ever rent freeee#like i was so down to go fuck this person and they just disappeared off the face of the earth for like a month#then came back and said life was crazy so i gave them the benifit of the doubt since you know life is crazy#but still would have been nice if they just messged to say they were busy and would chat when they could#nope nothing#and then after they did that and i communicated it wasnt fair they went and did the same thing again a couple months later#like talking daily to tumbleweeds#so no human i shant be repoding to you yet.again for you to inevitably do it again#pups are for life not just for Christmas 😠#offt im waffling too much lol#pup lore#hope people arent grump when i go off like this#i fear my flatmate gets sick of me ranting about my failed human interactions so this is my other outlet 😅
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Hello, I love music and I love sharing music.
1. Itch - Nothing But Thieves
2. We're Talking About Practice - Chiodos
3. I'm Not Boring, You're Just Bored - Tilly Birds
4. Pisces- Jinjer
5. Temper Temper - Lime Cordiale
Tagging whoever would like to also share music!
Musical Tag
Rules 🎶 :: when you get this, list 5 songs you’ve been listening to & tag people
I was tagged by @aprilblossomgirl. I hope you get some satay soon.
The point isn't 5 songs with a common theme, but it just so happens that I've been listening to the same band lately. It's a mood.
僕の夢 by Durdn, which was the first song I heard from them
何年後も by Durdn
apart by Durdn
City Drive by Durdn
Vacation by Durdn
I just added the single/EP covers for fun.
Tagging @telomeke, @blmpff and @callipigio with no pressure. @shou-jpeg, you knew you were gonna be tagged with pressure lol. I want to know what you choose😏😏😏
#not tagging anyone bc last time 0 people engaged 🥲#rejected#offt#tags#music#ive also been listening to a huge amount of debussy lately
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My bf found one of his bosses on grindr and he’s actually gonna choose not to say hi to the man smfh.
#I’m trying#I’m trying to be the guiding influence here#he’s looking for a new job anyways so just message him when you’re offt he clock#and lay the groundwork for when he is no longer your boss and you can get dicked down until the whole world blurs away
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everytime i click post it's like "wow can't believe im gonna have the worst take known to mankind that everyone is going to unanimously hate immediately and anyone ever born will kill me all at once" and then that. doesn't happen
#truly an experience#the “get perceived. don't explode” exposure therapy sure is happening offt#pfft*#typo in tags time!!!!!!!!!! to detonate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#how will people know im chill and easy going and relaxed and totes stress free and not neurotic and anxious now.............................#haha set up. and punchline. joke. i win. heheh#ok that's not sentences anymore im going to bed#maiora garrulates
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OMG!!! I FOLLOW UR PIN AND U RANDOMLY SHOWED UP ON MY DASH TODAY HI!!!!
WHY HELLO THERE MY GOODNESS WELCOME WELCOME HIHI <333 🍄🍄🍄
#while im not here much make ur self at home ^^#we got cookies n cake n cable offt#when the truth comes out
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Chapter IV: Lip-Gloss
James, who Lily was dismayed to find looked wondrously tanned in comparison to her pink patina, seemed to find himself, guarding his expression with a cheery grin. ‘Morning,’ he chirped back. ‘You look nice.’
Lily was exceedingly aware of the bedhead she was sporting. She half-expected to peer into a mirror and find three baby birds nesting deep within the titian tresses, heads bobbing and mouths gawping open in search of some succulent regurge.
Read more on AO3!
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ya'll ever have a moment where everything just irritates the shit out of you and you don't know why ?
#nothing against anyone on here.#i'm just annoyed.#so im gonna head offt to discord.#bc im just like. i'm here so.#ill get 2 replies tomorrow maybe.#/ vent#negative tw
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i keep changing pfp UGH
#i had to change user bc the poem my prev was from was so deeply connected to my boy#who i had to break up with last week :((#not ready to even say my ex boyfriend#bc it still feels like we are eachothers it’s so fresh#i really liked the old layout but yeah#toxic and insane that even my online scrapbook was still related to him#how was i doing literally everything for him for like 3 years#before we were even dating i was making decisions with him in mind#that’s insane#it is crazy how easy it is to not even notice how you lose yourself to other people#but i really liked being someone’s :(( i just wish it had been safer for us#bc i think he was losing himself too#see i can’t even stop thinking about or defending him#sorry i think i will always be his number 1 shooter lol#he had a sweet soul and i will love him forever#BUT IM TAKING MY TUMBLR BACK OFFT
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viktor is 5'8" 👀
Send your character's height and I'll compare it to mine.
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Isabela gets a head pat!
Unprompted || Stranger

"The name's Isabel" she huffed, standing still and accepted the head pat though her arms remain folded and her face clearly unimpressed.
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gala shenanigans | o. piastri (81)
a/n: bork bork bork bork HAVE YOU SEEN LILY??? WOW. MOTHER.
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interacting anyway would be greatly appreciated cuz I love y'all 🫢
today’s a great day to take care of yourself!!
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"Why don't you come back inside? *URPP* Offt, excuse me. You can't hide out in the garage forever. As you can see, I'm stuffed right now *smacks belly* and you have nothing to worry about."
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