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merlinsbbeard · 8 months ago
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Of Figs and Fib Trees
Summer, 1977.
Mr and Mrs Evans are out of town, Petunia lives to flaunt her newly acquired relationship with Vernon Dursley, and Lily wants nothing more than to give her a taste of her own medicine. Thanks to some cruel trick from the universe, or perhaps fate, the perfect opportunity to do so arrives on her doorstep in the body of one James Potter.
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Oh, what a plot twist you were.
‘I’m so sorry⸺’ she began, her face an impressive shade of cerise, but the words caught in her throat, because there upon the darkened doorstep, framed by sweet-smelling bushes, in all of his glory was James Potter.
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‘Deal.’ James stuck out his hand. Lily grasped it tightly and shook it, shivers tumbling down her spine. He grinned. ‘Lily Evans, I am honoured to be your fake boyfriend.’
P.S. I am madly in love with you.
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‘You play dirty, Evans.’ ‘Yeah? Well, I learned from the best.’ ‘Oh yeah?’ James grinned and surged towards her, grabbed her around the middle—‘Potter!’—and unceremoniously dumped her into the icy sea.
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But here I blur into you...
James was frozen for a millisecond, and then he understood. His lips pressed harder against hers, body slotting between her thighs as he leant further into the kiss, deepening it, making it hotter and wetter as their mouths moved with each other’s. His hands found her neck and he pulled her into him, his fingers sliding up her neck and into her soft hair.
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You think you know me, and I think you should know better.
‘Has anyone properly read your leaves before?’ ‘No, not since Vera Walsh told me I’d die in a mass-juggling incident.’ ‘Walsh can’t tell a leaf from a tea stain. Here, let me show you how it’s done.’ He held out an expectant hand. ‘Give it over.’ Lily sighed, clapping her book closed and taking up her tea. She gulped it down—it was awfully cool. Her fingers smelt like ants. Then she swivelled her wrist thrice, spiralling the leaves around, and dumped the teacup face-down onto the saucer with a clank.
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I dreamt last night of your teeth on my skin.
‘There,’ he murmured, ducking his head to bite at her shoulder, his hand slipping to her hip. Then his mouth found her neck and he sucked at a spot just behind her ear and it felt—oh—so good. Lily yelped and tugged harder at his hair.
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It was impossible not to love her.
James swore, hand pushing back his dripping curls. He crouched down on the verge where a streamlet was beginning to thicken, the heels of his hands pressing beneath his brow bone for a few moments before he was on his feet again and striding into the house after Lily.
Chapters 1–4 available now on AO3.
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thedramaticunicorn · 3 months ago
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Forever ICONIC ✨
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NOT ME | EP 7
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dnangelic · 21 days ago
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when june comes who's going to help dai/dark through the molting process
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griffindork · 4 months ago
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Feeling a lot of emotions about Carla going from 'I'm scared' when she's away from home and she can pretend she's going to leave eventually, leave that hospital behind and go home. To now she's home and the dialysis machine is next to her bed, and she can't admit she's scared but it's alright. Lisa knows.
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call-me-pup2 · 5 months ago
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The wine won 😎
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shou-jpeg · 2 years ago
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Hello, I love music and I love sharing music.
1. Itch - Nothing But Thieves
2. We're Talking About Practice - Chiodos
3. I'm Not Boring, You're Just Bored - Tilly Birds
4. Pisces- Jinjer
5. Temper Temper - Lime Cordiale
Tagging whoever would like to also share music!
Musical Tag
Rules 🎶 :: when you get this, list 5 songs you’ve been listening to & tag people
I was tagged by @aprilblossomgirl. I hope you get some satay soon.
The point isn't 5 songs with a common theme, but it just so happens that I've been listening to the same band lately. It's a mood.
僕の夢 by Durdn, which was the first song I heard from them
何年後も by Durdn
apart by Durdn
City Drive by Durdn
Vacation by Durdn
I just added the single/EP covers for fun.
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Tagging @telomeke, @blmpff and @callipigio with no pressure. @shou-jpeg, you knew you were gonna be tagged with pressure lol. I want to know what you choose😏😏😏
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wanderinggrizzly · 2 years ago
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My bf found one of his bosses on grindr and he’s actually gonna choose not to say hi to the man smfh.
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lightbulb-warning · 10 months ago
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everytime i click post it's like "wow can't believe im gonna have the worst take known to mankind that everyone is going to unanimously hate immediately and anyone ever born will kill me all at once" and then that. doesn't happen
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pieflavoredartz · 1 year ago
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OMG!!! I FOLLOW UR PIN AND U RANDOMLY SHOWED UP ON MY DASH TODAY HI!!!!
WHY HELLO THERE MY GOODNESS WELCOME WELCOME HIHI <333 🍄🍄🍄
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merlinsbbeard · 8 months ago
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Chapter IV: Lip-Gloss
James, who Lily was dismayed to find looked wondrously tanned in comparison to her pink patina, seemed to find himself, guarding his expression with a cheery grin. ‘Morning,’ he chirped back. ‘You look nice.’
Lily was exceedingly aware of the bedhead she was sporting. She half-expected to peer into a mirror and find three baby birds nesting deep within the titian tresses, heads bobbing and mouths gawping open in search of some succulent regurge.
Read more on AO3!
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goldenclairs · 1 year ago
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ya'll ever have a moment where everything just irritates the shit out of you and you don't know why ?
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killurtimidnotion · 2 months ago
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i keep changing pfp UGH
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lupiinee · 4 months ago
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viktor is 5'8" 👀
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Send your character's height and I'll compare it to mine.
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ausdauer · 2 years ago
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Isabela gets a head pat!
Unprompted || Stranger
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"The name's Isabel" she huffed, standing still and accepted the head pat though her arms remain folded and her face clearly unimpressed.
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beiasluv · 1 year ago
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gala shenanigans | o. piastri (81)
a/n: bork bork bork bork HAVE YOU SEEN LILY??? WOW. MOTHER.
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yourinsta ROOKIE OF THE YEAR‼️‼️‼️‼️😝
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oscarpiastri ❤️❤️❤️
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yourinsta’s story
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oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri can you hold me like you hold your trophy? yourinsta 😋
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yourinsta HE POSTED ME!!? 😍
oscarpiastri SHE REPLIED? 😉
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mclaren WE JUST WANT TO TALK
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yourinsta who was that girl last night? 😭😔
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oscarpiastri idk but I’d like to take her home again
yourinsta OMG?? 🫠
username so THIS is oscar. 🫢
mclaren we still love you ynn 🧡🧡
yourinsta send my apologies 😭😭😭😔
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username as they shouldddd
oscar’s my pookie and he deservedddd
interacting anyway would be greatly appreciated cuz I love y'all 🫢
today’s a great day to take care of yourself!!
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chonkyvoreai · 4 months ago
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"Why don't you come back inside? *URPP* Offt, excuse me. You can't hide out in the garage forever. As you can see, I'm stuffed right now *smacks belly* and you have nothing to worry about."
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