#offt

[merlinsbbeard]

Of Figs and Fib Trees

Summer, 1977.

Mr and Mrs Evans are out of town, Petunia lives to flaunt her newly acquired relationship with Vernon Dursley, and Lily wants nothing more than to give her a taste of her own medicine. Thanks to some cruel trick from the universe, or perhaps fate, the perfect opportunity to do so arrives on her doorstep in the body of one James Potter.

Oh, what a plot twist you were.

‘I’m so sorry⸺’ she began, her face an impressive shade of cerise, but the words caught in her throat, because there upon the darkened doorstep, framed by sweet-smelling bushes, in all of his glory was James Potter.

‘Deal.’ James stuck out his hand. Lily grasped it tightly and shook it, shivers tumbling down her spine. He grinned. ‘Lily Evans, I am honoured to be your fake boyfriend.’

P.S. I am madly in love with you.

‘You play dirty, Evans.’ ‘Yeah? Well, I learned from the best.’ ‘Oh yeah?’ James grinned and surged towards her, grabbed her around the middle—‘Potter!’—and unceremoniously dumped her into the icy sea.

But here I blur into you...

James was frozen for a millisecond, and then he understood. His lips pressed harder against hers, body slotting between her thighs as he leant further into the kiss, deepening it, making it hotter and wetter as their mouths moved with each other’s. His hands found her neck and he pulled her into him, his fingers sliding up her neck and into her soft hair.

You think you know me, and I think you should know better.

‘Has anyone properly read your leaves before?’ ‘No, not since Vera Walsh told me I’d die in a mass-juggling incident.’ ‘Walsh can’t tell a leaf from a tea stain. Here, let me show you how it’s done.’ He held out an expectant hand. ‘Give it over.’ Lily sighed, clapping her book closed and taking up her tea. She gulped it down—it was awfully cool. Her fingers smelt like ants. Then she swivelled her wrist thrice, spiralling the leaves around, and dumped the teacup face-down onto the saucer with a clank.

I dreamt last night of your teeth on my skin.

‘There,’ he murmured, ducking his head to bite at her shoulder, his hand slipping to her hip. Then his mouth found her neck and he sucked at a spot just behind her ear and it felt—oh—so good. Lily yelped and tugged harder at his hair.

It was impossible not to love her.

James swore, hand pushing back his dripping curls. He crouched down on the verge where a streamlet was beginning to thicken, the heels of his hands pressing beneath his brow bone for a few moments before he was on his feet again and striding into the house after Lily.

Chapters 1–4 available now on AO3.

[thedramaticunicorn]

Forever ICONIC ✨

NOT ME | EP 7

[dnangelic]

when june comes who's going to help dai/dark through the molting process

[griffindork]

Feeling a lot of emotions about Carla going from 'I'm scared' when she's away from home and she can pretend she's going to leave eventually, leave that hospital behind and go home. To now she's home and the dialysis machine is next to her bed, and she can't admit she's scared but it's alright. Lisa knows.

[call-me-pup2]

The wine won 😎

[shou-jpeg]

Hello, I love music and I love sharing music.

1. Itch - Nothing But Thieves

2. We're Talking About Practice - Chiodos

3. I'm Not Boring, You're Just Bored - Tilly Birds

4. Pisces- Jinjer

5. Temper Temper - Lime Cordiale

Tagging whoever would like to also share music!

Musical Tag

Rules 🎶 :: when you get this, list 5 songs you’ve been listening to & tag people

I was tagged by @aprilblossomgirl. I hope you get some satay soon.

The point isn't 5 songs with a common theme, but it just so happens that I've been listening to the same band lately. It's a mood.

僕の夢 by Durdn, which was the first song I heard from them

何年後も by Durdn

apart by Durdn

City Drive by Durdn

Vacation by Durdn

I just added the single/EP covers for fun.

Tagging @telomeke, @blmpff and @callipigio with no pressure. @shou-jpeg, you knew you were gonna be tagged with pressure lol. I want to know what you choose😏😏😏

[wanderinggrizzly]

My bf found one of his bosses on grindr and he’s actually gonna choose not to say hi to the man smfh.

[lightbulb-warning]

everytime i click post it's like "wow can't believe im gonna have the worst take known to mankind that everyone is going to unanimously hate immediately and anyone ever born will kill me all at once" and then that. doesn't happen

[pieflavoredartz]

OMG!!! I FOLLOW UR PIN AND U RANDOMLY SHOWED UP ON MY DASH TODAY HI!!!!

WHY HELLO THERE MY GOODNESS WELCOME WELCOME HIHI <333 🍄🍄🍄

[merlinsbbeard]

Chapter IV: Lip-Gloss

James, who Lily was dismayed to find looked wondrously tanned in comparison to her pink patina, seemed to find himself, guarding his expression with a cheery grin. ‘Morning,’ he chirped back. ‘You look nice.’

Lily was exceedingly aware of the bedhead she was sporting. She half-expected to peer into a mirror and find three baby birds nesting deep within the titian tresses, heads bobbing and mouths gawping open in search of some succulent regurge.

Read more on AO3!

[goldenclairs]

ya'll ever have a moment where everything just irritates the shit out of you and you don't know why ?

[killurtimidnotion]

i keep changing pfp UGH

[lupiinee]

viktor is 5'8" 👀

Send your character's height and I'll compare it to mine.

[ausdauer]

Isabela gets a head pat!

Unprompted || Stranger

"The name's Isabel" she huffed, standing still and accepted the head pat though her arms remain folded and her face clearly unimpressed.

[beiasluv]

gala shenanigans | o. piastri (81)

a/n: bork bork bork bork HAVE YOU SEEN LILY??? WOW. MOTHER.

yourinsta

liked by landonorris, logansargeant and 701,181 others

yourinsta ROOKIE OF THE YEAR‼️‼️‼️‼️😝

view all 172,082 comments

oscarpiastri ❤️❤️❤️

username THE MOST EXPRESSION OSCAR EVER HAD ONLINE

username so you don’t have twitter…

username okay? three hearts. THATS THREE RED MF HEARTS

landonorris new mclaren instagram???

mclaren 😔

username NOT YN BEING MORE EXCITED FHAN MCLAREN THEMSELF

username THIS. THIS IS RHE PICTURE.

username yn gets it.

username PERIODDDD

username EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU MISS GURL

username ARE THEY FUCKING DRUNK?

username OM WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT.

username A 100 PERCENT 😭

yourinsta’s story

reply

landonorris: are you drunk???

: im noy

landonorris: OMG?

landonorris: I’m buying drinks for both of you from now on

: BET

: thid is os, were nof. Get awsy

oscarpiastri

liked by landonorris, georgerussell63 and 816,017 others

oscarpiastri can you hold me like you hold your trophy? yourinsta 😋

view all 361,711 comments

yourinsta HE POSTED ME!!? 😍

oscarpiastri SHE REPLIED? 😉

username oscar in his FANGIRL ERAAAA

username he has always been. fight me 🤭

logansargeant do me a favor and log off

yourinsta YOU logg offt

landonorris WHY IS ZAK TEXTING ME

mclaren WE JUST WANT TO TALK

georgerussell63 Toto’s calling

oscarpiastri me or my wife

yourinsta HE MY HUSBAND????

georgerussell63 Blimey.

username I WANNA THANK WHO EVER THE FUCK WAS ON THAY TABLE AND GOT THEM DRUNK ASF

username I lowkey don’t want it to be checo cause I cannot be caught lacking and liking him 😔😔✊

username it’s definitely the fia.

username GURL FR

username MCLAREN AND MERCEDES ARE LVOING AND SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF THE PR

yourinsta

liked by francisca.cgomes, lilymhe and 651,280 others

yourinsta who was that girl last night? 😭😔

view all 132,916 comments

oscarpiastri idk but I’d like to take her home again

yourinsta OMG?? 🫠

username so THIS is oscar. 🫢

mclaren we still love you ynn 🧡🧡

yourinsta send my apologies 😭😭😭😔

useraname NOT THE WAGS SUPPORTING THE ULTIMATE GIRLS GIRL

username as they shouldddd

oscar’s my pookie and he deservedddd

interacting anyway would be greatly appreciated cuz I love y'all 🫢

today’s a great day to take care of yourself!!

[chonkyvoreai]

"Why don't you come back inside? *URPP* Offt, excuse me. You can't hide out in the garage forever. As you can see, I'm stuffed right now *smacks belly* and you have nothing to worry about."