#ofmd live blog

[crying-in-the-stars]

is it weird i want to be the next husband for spanish jackie

[chessb0r3d]

(First 2 minutes) No one could've prepared me for this actually.

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

goodBYE

[bougiebutchbinch]

they buried izzy in the garden like their little doggy

[nightcolorz]

ofmd finale mild spoilers

Prince Ricky telling the crew he’s not going to hang them by the thumbs like Captain Kid has the energy of your youth pastor awkwardly inserting references to social media and hip kid trends to appeal to his audience of teens while he talks about Jesus 😭😭😭

“Captain kid didn’t do that you twat 😡😡😡😡”

[lesbiancocksucker]

Why did this motherfucker decide to change in the ocean

[calciferstims]

jesus fucking christ the vibes on the main blog are atrocious rn. can I hang out with you guys for a while 🥺🥺

[ladyhatty]

Episode 1 Pt. 3

-my back also requires 20 husbands worth of spousal backrubs -for a second thought they'd got a chest of woad -reconciliation was just going to be 2 dudes completely fucked off their gord on different drugs -That yellow dress and her hair half up, Jackie rolls out of bed the hottest one on the island -SOMEONE HUG FANG -"we're really in it now tiny Stede" (genuinely thought he was going to bite it's head off) -that was a very busy first episode. hope things can chill out now -Still no Lucius I'm going to go cry

[n3v3r-l3ft]

Yeahhh it is all stede and izzys fault they kinda owe it to the crew to fix shit

[hey-must-be-a-devilbetween-us]

i cannot

izzy really in his moment of crisis and fear of what edward has become, even calling him edward instead of captain or blackbeard, hes trying to call him back to a sweeter and safer side of himself by literally just quoting stede

like hes so afraid of ed hes throwing up the memory of eds love for stede like shield my heart is actually beating so fast

[crying-in-the-stars]

rewatching the first 3 episodes of omfd and going through the five stages of grief every time

[ismellpestilence]

Okay, after hours of being good and getting shit done, I'm starting it now.

[ltlemon]

kk I'm gonna live blog episode 6 of OFMD because it'll be funny MAJOR SPOILERS but also like everything's super spaced out so you could probably read along with my reactions? (no clue why you would do that but the option is there.)

fair warning this is really long but no one's going to actually read this so that's fine.

that opening shot is SOO PRETTY

who tf is this guy

'my love'? is he fruity and evil? evil and fruity?

'god that was a beautiful pitch, that was really nice'??? I THINK SO???

I might end up liking the evil gay violin man

hi ed <33

oh no trauma

DRAMA WITH THE GIRLLLS <33 (Izzys little wiggle is precious)

HE THOUGHT HE WAS ROACH???? HOW DRUNK IS HE HOT DAMN

he did say sorry though :')

they're sharing the bottle !! the only times ed has done that with anyone that I can remember has been with calico jack and stede

fock off >:(

aww stede put away all his stuff for him

's probably not a good idea though

oop, yep, caught it. guilt room :(

poor stede he looks like he feels a little bad now.

he's so sweet about it though. <3

ARCHIE!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER SM

AA LOOK AT HOW JIM LOOKS AT HER

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A BIRTHDAY STORY?!?!? AHAHAH

GIRL YOU ARE INSANE

oluwande looks like he's doubting his partners choice of a third slightly

fang's sticking his pinky out!

hehehehe they want a party <33

YEAHHHH

aww not stede offering to give the loot up to a good cause

give it a new purpose, one not tied to ed's guilt

you interrupted their little meeting >:(

EEhehe

YES TURN POISON INTO POSITIVITY

that's what I said

aw ed's charmed

✨I'm gonna go walk my dogs now, I'll be back✨

okok I'm back and I have a quesadilla

oh cool Ricky's back

you were minding your buisness?? no tf you weren't

heh, his new nose is cute though, it's like fancy china

old wrapped his arm around Jim!!! the cuties ever!!

AWWWWW HES FUCKINDUWDHAH

HES GIVING MONEY TO RANDOM KIDS BC HE WAS POOR AS A KID ADSIJN

I love him so much

'filthy little gutter rats' I'm dying

INN RP???

'don't be pirates' 'yeah agreed don't be pirates 😀'

zheng!

girl what is wrong with you

wee John doing drag makeup!!!!!!!! EAHEIDHAB

izzy seems quite intrigued

AWW stede's so charmed by the party

it's rubbing off on ed too

omfg Jim's so silly

just a little guy

HOLY SHIT WEE JOHN LOOKS GOOD

eeeeee ed's little smile at stede <33

WHAT THE FUCK IZZY MUSICAL SCENE WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

AND HE'S GOOD!?!?!?!?

WIAIYT WAIT WAIT ARE THEU GONNA DANCE

PLEASE PLEAAAASE TELL ME THEYRE GONNA DANCE

fang's clapping for izzy in the background ee

UEUEUEUE SOME PEOPLE ARE DANCING

Jim and Archie are so flipping cute omfg

holy shit??? hand kiss???

AWWWW <<3333

OH OH OH AND JIMS DANCING WITH OLU TOO

THEY REALLY DO HAVE TWO HANDS

HAH HOLY SHIT THE THREE OF THEM ARE TRYING SO HARD

JIM SANDWICH

!!!!

AW OH OH NO ED SHIELDING STEDE-

oh its gay violin man!

'oh I'm going to torture you all. by the way. 😃' sorry I forgot, I meant evil gay violin man.

I love how when ed says 'its because I only hang out with cool pirates' Stede's looking at him like he just delivered the burn of the century

oh holy shit stede's getting pissed he's like stop touching him

'oh shit! You struck a chord, I think you got it in one!' his face here is so wholesome aa

'you torture like a bitch' 'yes ok honey maybe you shouldn't say that it might get us killed'

AW NO THE LITTLE 'it's me you want ITS ME YOU WANT' he can deal with it, causing pain to himself because of an action he did is fine, he's used to that, but that pain coming to stede is unacceptable.

'so what's the plan you...weird...fock?' starting to like izzy

AHDJAKSJ I love Lucius and Pete sm ya'll

his little conductors baton is really cute

Lucius and Pete in the lower levels of the ship looking like a shot from Alien

omfg stede asking for her name is so cute'

'where were you 😡' 'we got engaged 😄' 'aww🥰' 'anyways- 😡'

'alright gang! let's talk profit sharing! 😄' I'm dead

'don't do it stede 🥺' crying sobbing shaking

holy fucking shit stede

OH NO

baby's looking haunted by the horrors in his bedroom

??????

WHAT??

THE LOOK ON HIS FACE???? I NEED TO REWIND HOLD ON

HOLY SHIT

EDS FACE TOO HE WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

sir you just killed a man???? why do you want to fuck now????????

aw ok but Izzy's back to singing though <33

he likes it :))

PHEW HOLY SHIT WHOA

OK IM STAYING SILENT FOR THIS SCENE ILL TALK WHEN ITS DONE I CANT FLIP BACK AND FORTH DURING THIS ONE BOYS (gn)

THAT WAS SO GOOD

LUCIUS'S LITTLE DANCE, EVERYONE SINGING ALONG,

GAY SEX?!?!?!

AGAGAAHAH

omg they're shouting for an encore in the creditsaaa 🥺

and Archie and roach interact yay!!

wow. ok. so we were right about the gay sex hips!!!

wow. we were right about the gay sex hips....

on to episode seven. (I may die within the next 24 minutes.)

[toytulini]

. ranty hater posting leave me to old man yell at clouds in peace

[lesbiancocksucker]

WAIT THEY REALLY DID DO THE OTHER PEOPLE FINDING STEDES LETTERS BIT

[manchblack]

think i might be taking a break from the ofmd fandom for a bit. not really even because of the show itself but the fandom reaction to the finale is bringing back some bad memories. that being said what would people like to see on this blog in the meantime !! 👀