#ofmd the swede

[dieplz]

babe I understand im your 20th husband and i love you very very much and you make me very very happy but you need to understand that i owe a life debt to that gay posh blonde guy he's really like my best friend so i had to help him steal your very expensive blue sand- wait what do you mean it turns you on

[fuzzylogic-27]

[the0verboss]

Who got hella bored and decided to make a bunch of pirates in HeroForge and then bought a 3D printer so they could print them?

I did….

[stupidlullabies]

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[youshouldseemeinadeerstalker]

THE SWEDE!!!!

a waiter at Spanish Jackie's!!!!!!

And dare i say her 21st 19th husband!!??!???!?

[leg0joker]

because of how tall kristian and samba are i thought con was like 5"4. Made this height height chart, he's third tallest and if anyones curious Oluwandes between stede and black pete (the website only let me put so many people)

[merlintintintin]

sometimes a family can be. sometimes. sometimes a family is. sometimes a family

[everlovesbuffy]

Ok whore /affectionate

[gay-baby-brig]

Lots of info I'm too dumb to fully process but we got Lucius bein a daddy kinda, Spanish Jackie and the Swede fuckin it up as a couple, what looks like Izzy having a hard time on sand, and... Stede? And who?? putting in some work? Love Fang's new threads

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

afaict we don’t see proof that jackie’s other husbands died so in my mind they’re all on the revenge and she keeps them down in the hold for safekeeping. except for the swede bc he’s her favorite

[im-not-occult]

I promised a while back to get a picture with the entire crew together. Well, here they are! 😃🥰✌️🏴‍☠️ (piece of lego for size reference)

[themostdeviousbastardinnyc]

As thrilled as I am about these episodes, is anyone else a little worried about the crew as a whole? First Ivan dies off screen, then the Swede leaves the ship to marry Spanish Jackie, then Buttons turns into a seagull. I get that (with the exception of Ivan) they're happy like this, but that makes me even more worried that they're getting narratively happy endings like... I don't want the crew to drift apart :(( crew as family should stay together :((

[bellarke-is-my-death-wave]

Are we just going to gloss over the fact that Spanish Jackie secretly poison-trained all her husbands??

Actually, now that I say it out loud, that definitely tracks.

[the0verboss]

“C’mon man.”

“But Edward, don’t you want me to express myself?”

Happy spooky season.

[wanna-bewitch-you]

I’m very happy for the Swede, but also I miss him❤️‍🩹