#og scene from the owl house

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Rest in Pepperoni peepaw.

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[midnightechoes]

So this week is going to go down as maybe the most sapphic week in animation history. It’s going to have a great case, there are so many sapphic shows or shows with prominent sapphic couples airing this week.

Don’t know what I’m talking about? Here’s a quick rundown:

Yuri Is My Job!

Premiering on Crunchyroll on April 6th.

Yuri is My Job! is based on a yuri manga of the same name. It follows high schooler Hime, who cares deeply about her image as sweet and helpful, even though she’s actually selfish. She accidentally injures the manager of a cafe, and agrees to work there to make up for it. But this is no ordinary cafe, it’s like a cafe dinner theater where all the waitresses play characters from a fictional high school and act out skits for the patrons. Hime’s character is supposed to be in love with one of the other waitresses’ character, but she starts actually falling for the girl. Only problem is, behind the scenes the other waitress seems to hate her.

Yeah, that sounds kind of bonkers! I can already see the story now, Hime starting out playing a role, and eventually having to legitimately earn the love of Mitsuki.

Birdie Wing: Golf Girls’ Story

Season 2 premiering on Crunchyroll on Friday, April 7th

Ah Birdie Wing. If you saw season one, you know just how delightful wacky this show is. It follows the stories of Eve, a golfer that plays in illegal underground golf matches for the mob, and Aoi, a golf prodigy and the new sensation of the golf world. Their lives crash into each other and the chemistry is overwhelming and immediate.

Technically Eve and Aoi aren’t canon as of the end of s1, but it’s hard to imagine that the show isn’t heading in that direction. It makes no effort to hide the fact that these two are into each other.

I’m so excited to see what season 2 has in store for these two. Birdie Wing is just a delightfully weird little show.

Princess Principal: Crown Handler Chapter 3

Premieres in theaters in Japan on Friday, April 7th

Alright, so this won’t be useful to a lot of people reading this, as this is only premiering in Japan this weekend. But I wanted to mention it because (a) it’ll come over to the US sometime this year, and (b) Princess Principal is awesome and I want to promote it when I can.

Princess Principal was a 12 episode series that aired in 2017, and Crown Handler is a six-part sequel OVA series.

In a nutshell, Princess Principal is a steampunk spy thriller set in an alternate universe European kingdom that has been divided by a wall, Berlin-style. It follows a team of spies, masquerading as high school girls, as they try to prevent the two sides from going to war.

I know, “why is this on a list of gay shit?” Well, because it is. Two of the main characters, Ange and Princess Charlotte, are big-time into each other and while the original series does the anime thing of “we’re only allowed to go so far with this”, the OG series has a lot of intimate scenes between the two and does end *SPOILERS* with the two of them sitting on the beach together while holding hands.

And perhaps Crown Handler, being made years later, can finally take their relationship farther.

RWBY Volume 9

Volume 9 episode 8 airing on Crunchyroll on Saturday, April 8th

RWBY has been ongoing, and the current volume has been airing since February, but there’ll be another episode this Saturday. Right now RWBY is in the middle of dealing with a lot of trauma, BUT, the bees are canon and dating so every episode of RWBY is now officially gay. So says me.

The Owl House: Watching and Dreaming

 Series finale airing on the Disney Channel on Saturday, April 8th

I’M NOT READY TO LOSE THIS SHOW! 😭

*ahem* The third and final season 3 special airs on Saturday, and promises to be mega emotional and super gay.

I’m grateful that this show had a chance to finish its story, something a lot of sapphic media doesn’t get to do. But I am still pissed about it getting cancelled in the first place simply because it didn’t fit their “brand” (read: this show is too gay for Disney).

But I just know that Dana and her team put together a sensational finale.

Mobile Suit Gundam: the Witch From Mercury

Season 2 premiering on Crunchyroll on Sunday, April 9th.

Affectionately called G-Witch, season 1 of this show was a revelation in the fall. It follows the story of Suletta Mercury, precious cinnamon roll and the most talented mobile suit pilot around, and Miorine Rembran, daughter of the president of the Benerit Group, a mega-corporation that has massive political power.

The show revolves around a school that’s mostly full of the children of powerful people. And then there’s Suletta, a nobody that just wants to be a normal girl and have a normal school life but through a series of events ends up in a mobile suit duel that she easily wins, earning her the title of Holder, which makes her Miroine’s groom.

At first, the two treat the arrangement as a business arrangement, both seeing practical value in this arranged engagement. But it’s obvious that Miorine is actually pretty into Suletta from the start, and we see Suletta slowly falling for Miorine too.

G-Witch is incredible. Part awesome mecha fights, part political intrigue, part romance between two useless girls who’d rather die that admit their actual feelings.

I am SO EXCITED for season 2!

LGBTQ media hasn’t had it great as of late, with a ton of frustrating cancellations and it almost feeling like Hollywood is going backwards in terms of its commitment to giving us space to tell our stories.

But animation, both in the US and in Japan, seems to be making great strides, being our light in the dark.

All five of these shows are airing episodes this week, and Crown Handler will be in theaters this week and on streaming/blu-ray later this year. RWBY has been airing for weeks and its been the gayest volume yet. the Magical Revolution of the Reincarnated Princess and the Genius Young Lady just finished airing and was wonderfully sapphic. I’m In Love With the Villainess is scheduled to air sometimes this year. And just maybe we might get Arcane season 2 before the end of the year.

I’m excited for how sapphic and yuri animation is progressing, I hope it keeps going forward.

[iwasbored777]

Just as I promised, a sugar analysis on Ladybug side of Marinette's character:

Now I know that after Strikeback there are some of you saying that she is a bad guardian and all but I want to break it in pieces starting from Marinette's role as Ladybug. Is she really as bad as you say she is?

Is Marinette a bad Ladybug?

Is that even a question?! This is the girl who thought she was not good enough until the girl she just met was in danger and this girl just swooped in and saved her. And after that the girl who bullied her for years was also in a life or death situation and Marinette saved her a$$ because she put her emotions behind. Other person's life was her priority regardless of who that was - the girl who was nice to her or the girl who wasn't. This is the girl who didn't take credit for the gift she gave to her crush because he would be crushed if he found out his father didn't give him a birthday gift that year. This is the girl who ALWAYS has to be everywhere and help everyone and do everything for everyone because she wants to. She is selfless and brave and generous.

This is also the girl who always no matter what happens can figure out what her lucky charm is for. Or she used it properly. I know I already talked about episodes when she calculates time and space (Backwarder, Timetagger), or episodes where she breaks the plot with her big brain (The Night Owl, Optigami), or when she unified every miraculous in Kwamibuster and pretend to be two people at the same time, but we don't give her enough credit for Strikeback. Because everyone is talking about "Ladybug failed oh no" but can we talk about how she recruit Adrien because he was presumably the only one who didn't have a tattoo (akuma) on his neck and she knew choosing someone like that would be safe AND she was careful not to cause a time paradox?! Even me, who was a hardcore Doctor Who, The Flash and Legends of Tomorrow fan, always forget how time paradox works.

Here's the deal: She didn't go back in time to prevent the akumatization, she went back in time to figure out what the akumatized object is. Because if she caught the akuma in the past that same akuma would not exist in present day and she wouldn't have had the reason to go back in time so she wouldn't. And that's how time paradox works.

But like she knew it! She did it! She travelled through time once with Bunnyx and she immediately knew what to do the second time all by herself. I mean

!!! She's so clever and she thinks everything till the last detail like c'mon!

This also the girl who doesn't go like "I'm right you're wrong" when she knows she's not right, when she does something wrong, she will admit it, she will apologise. Those are not common traits. She KNEW Chloé is not a saint, she still decided to help her, she KNEW both her and Kagami are wrong, she stepped back, she KNEW both Lila and her were wrong, she offered Lila peace. That's not what everyone else would do. I'm talking only about Miraculous Ladybug, I'm talking about people. She's only a kid and she's alright better than at least 90% of adults in that show and about 2/3 people I know. If she was a bad person she wouldn't be able to be good Ladybug but she is the best Ladybug. We already had two other characters who tired to use her miraculous and they couldn't be as good as her. Marinette is the best and the only Ladybug. The og Ladybug of her generation.

She got the whole Paris to cheer for her when she messed up! She is THAT powerful.

Is Marinette a bad guardian?

From what can be seen in this picture clearly - and from this scene if you know the context - kwamis adore her. On her first day of being the guardian, Marinette was learning about kwamis and powers and she was worried if kwamis don't have enough space in the box so she let them fly around in her room. It's risky if someone sees them, but it's good for kwamis. She also put paper on her window so no would see kwamis when they walk pass her house. As someone a pet owner, they can be REALLY annoying when you're trying to sleep and if I had kwamis too I would lock them up while I sleep but she let them be free. Probably because she doesn't sleep a lot anyway. She brings kwamis different snacks and she even put the phone in the miracle box for emergencies! That is good. And I know I said this MILION times but THE HANDMADE SAFE WITH A LOCK!!! Gurl, I'm older than you but you're the one who taught me a lot of great things! Everyone can be a guardian but not everyone can be a good guardian. Marinette really cares about kwamis. She makes them tiny accessories...

This is cute af! 😍😍😍

She also took kwamis to see Fu again, because they asked her to. She helped Tikki with her chocolate cravings, something Tikki was ashamed of, and she shouldn't because that's relatable. I too go chocolate crazy sometimes. Not as crazy as her but a lot of us loves chocolate. And Marinette didn't blame her for it or lectured her, she offered her help and support. No one can say that Marinette treats kwamis badly and that's something that's really important for the role of the guardian. And all this is more than what Fu was doing for these little ones.

When Marinette revealed her identity to another miraculous holder she did it a) because she was desperate, b) because she knew she can trust Alya and c) because revealing her identity to Chat Noir or anyone who knows Chat's identity already would mean that once this person is akumatized, Hawk Moth will find out both of their identities in the same time. Marinette knew Hawk Moth knows Alya's identity already so she and Alya had a deal for Alya to go undercover so that not only Hawk Moth but also no one except for Ladybug would find out. That was responsible. You can't say it's not.

And she gave every superhero a miraculous after she knew them for a long time and knew she can trust them, she also asked them if they want to. She gave them a choice. Fu didn't do any of this.

She has a lot of potential but this is too early and she's too young. And it's not her fault that it's too early. She's in the wrong place at the wrong time and she needed more training and more studying and more practice and more experience as a hero first before she took the role of the guardian. Of course, for that, look at the man who gave her that responsibility and taught her that her life needs to depend on it, not her. She's trying.

Is Ladybug treating Chat Noir badly?

I put this here because Ladynoir dynamic is one of major things for Ladybug's autobiography and I got T-I-R-E-D of this salt take! And the reason for that is lame. "sHe DoEsN't NoTiCe He Is SaD" even this sentence is incorrect! She noticed, she asked him, and every time she asked he said everything is alright. She doesn't want to push and she doesn't read minds. She is doing her part of the job and only when she can and only when he lets her she's going to help him. And btw whenever she rejected his feelings it's because she doesn't feel the same way. Even in Glaciator 2 when she threw him - yes it was harsh, I love him too, I don't like to see him hurt - but do you're remember the episode Félix? When she punched Félix BEFORE she figured out it's not Adrien, when he tried to kiss her forcefully. She's gonna react like this to ANYONE when they want to kiss her without her consent, that's the line you should not cross not just Marinette, but with every person ever. That Glaciator 2 scene was annoying me to death bc people tell me my favourite character is abuser. Because she demands personal space, right? And don't get me started on "she's gaslighting Chat Noir" cuz do you even understand what "gaslighting" means?

You do realize that Ladybug not telling Chat Noir about Rena Rouge is not the same as Ladybug emotionally abusing him and manipulating him?

Ladybug was protecting Rena and herself here too. If she told Chat and he got akumatized, her biggest nightmare, remember? Remember when she got traumatised for life?

If Chat knew and got akumatized, he would've told Hawk Moth about Rena and Rena knows who Ladybug is so Ladybug would be toast and so will the whole world. I hope this clears it up.

And Kuro Neko? Chat Noir didn't show up and she doesn't know why, an episode earlier she argued with Su-Han that Chat Noir is reliable, and then Chat Noir disappeared after one argument. Same with NY special. What do you mean "Ladybug should've been nicer cuz he has abandonment issues". A) how is she supposed to know that and b) she has emotions and she should react. If someone didn't listen to her, if they made a deal and he didn't follow it, if it was important and it was, she should be angry. It doesn't matter who that is. Why do you always want her to adjust to everyone's childhood trauma, why is it never "this character should be nicer to Marinette as well, she's not the only one who needs to change, she deserves people to treat her better too". And since when do the same people who say "they should be equal" want Ladynoir dynamic to be only beneficial to one of them? Because that's not Ladynoir is about! We should totally just stab salters!

(I have to explain the last part is the Mean Girls reference for those who didn't get it because I got accused of slander against Marinette salters for saying it so just in case).

[randomrabbidramblings]

do…. do you have any phandrow headcanons… and/or headcanons about phantom and woodrow seperately…. smiles politely

Sure, I guess it's time to share some things that I've tought until now for these two!

Something about Woodrow that I don't think I've shared yet:

Him and Sweetlopek are best friends since elementary school. Sweetlopek defended him from bullies and Woodrow helped him with literature homework. Everyone in town started calling them "the disaster duo" as kids due to Woodrow's jinx and Sweetlopek's fondness for sharp things.

His cloud Jinx is the one constantly above his house. A small portion of it can detach to follow him everywhere, even on other planets, altought it's not really know how it gets there as it isn't allowed anywhere inside, even a spaceship.

He's trans. He briefly went to live with Sweetlopek after his top surgery so he could get some help from his friend while he recovered (yes he got a cone of shame too, lmao). His little cloud Jinx refused to stay outside so the two Rabbids agreed to let it in to watch over its owner. Jinx probably tought Woodrow was injured like after the ship accident, but it seemed deligthed when its owner looked really happy instead.

He can't keep his hair combed, no matter how much hair conditioner, oil or hair straightener he will always have a cowlick.

Rabbids' skeletons are very weird and able to collapse (like a mouse's). Woodrow's one after the ship accident is more messed up. He can basically do a 180 Exorcist style, but with his torso and he can be stretched out without being hurt.

Little about Phantom, why not?

He sincerely tought he was straight. Then between Bea's backup dancer (yes, I headcanon him as male for this now, lol) and then Woodrow he realized he's bi.

He's afraid of chandeliers. What if one crashes on his head?? (I know in the og Phantom of the Opera the chandelier doesn't fall on the Phantom, but I think our Phantom needs an irrational fear, plus it's a funny reference to that scene)

He makes flower orders from Terra Flora under a false name. He could buy flowers from another place, but he adores Bea's compositions. Even if he'll never admit it.

And now Phandrow moments!

Phantom and Woodrow are the couple who lose all their braincells when they are together.

Woodrow is the guy who could set on fire even a salad when cooking, meanwhile Phantom is a pretty good cook. He's also a grandma when it comes to food, so he cooks a lot and if youre not hungry, well you are, lol. After they moved in together Woodrow gained a bit of weight.

Phantom loves playing with makeup. Woodrow was never a fan, but in one of their "no braincells found" moments, he agreed to have Phantom do his makeup. He gave him a moustache with eyeliner and Woodrow bursted laughing saying he looked like his father. He then proceeded to keep it for the day to confuse everyone in town.

In one of their anniversaries together they both had the idea to gift eachother a rubber ducky dressed up as themselves.

Woodrow likes to have his back cracked (it's not a surprise with that posture, lol). When he needs to he would hold onto something while Phantom pulls his legs until it goes "crack!". As said, Woodrow's bones are weird so he can stretch without harm. It's while Phantom stretched him a little bit too far accidentally exposing his butt, that he found out Woodrow wears pumpkin printed underwear, lol.

Phantom is able to fix Woodrow's permanent cowlick. It takes more hair conditioner than Phantom uses (and he uses a lot of it), so it's only done for special occasions.

Phantom writes songs based on the poems that Woodrow reads him. Depending on how many words from the poem he uses in the song, when sung it can have more or less of the poem's effects.

Sometimes they start writing random things before they go to sleep. They often continue writing even while in bed until one of them fall asleep.

Phantom is a night owl and Woodrow an early bird. Phantom makes sure Woodrow falls asleep peacefully while cuddling him and he's usually the one that puts in order the things they used while writing. In the morning Woodrow will snuggle up on still asleep Phantom, combing his hair with his hand while waiting for him to wake up. He only has to make sure no rhyme leave his mouth as he already startled awake Phantom once making a framed picture fall on his head (don't worry Phantom has a very hard head, lol).

Phantom purrs very frequently and very loudly. Before Phantom, Woodrow has never been heard purr by anyone, not even Sweetlopek. He does indeed purr, but only when he's writing when he's very inspired and he does it very softly.

[These two are going to give me diabetes, I have to go punch a wall now AFHABJSWD]

[gayfrogcoven]

watched king’s tide…

• i will attempt to be coherent and organized here but we’ll see how that goes

• the scene on the airship with the Palismen and the food was so cute sjfjdkg

• ok, so Eda can’t do magic because of the curse, but she can do glyphs. sigils restrict magic, so if she still had magic she would only be able to do bard spells. but since she doesn’t actually do spells from a bile sac anymore, does the sigil affect her? can she do glyphs?

• “don’t tell me not to worry” SCREAMING i’m sorry i’m clinging to any and all raeda content

• “with this spell declared, promise i’ll be back” “that’s not a spell. it doesn’t even rhyme.” *Eda kisses Hooty’s forehead* CRYING why does the owl fam have to be so cute

• THE SHOT OF BABY LILY AND RAINE AND ALL THE OG HEXSIDE PPL AND THEN TRE CUT TO LILY AND RAINE BEIG VERY WORRIED I AM NOT OKAY

• hate Terra and Adrian hate Terra and Adrian hate Terra and Adrian. specifically Terra. but i hate Adrian too.

• BELOS WAS WEARING HIS CRUSTY MUSTY 1800s OUTFIT THE WHOLE TIME SJDKFLGL

• “go find a hole to wither away in” poor Kiki. but. i laughed

• the spicy toss thing was so cute sjdkfk she’s just like Eda

• the way Darius stopped fighting when he saw they would hurt Eber skdjfk DARIUS AND EBER BESTIES FR

• “my only mistake was letting you two live all those years ago” WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN. I WILL MURDER TERRA. IS SHE TALKING ABOUT IFWOT/HECK?? THEY WERE *LITERAL* *CHILDREN*. I AM GOING TO MURDER HER. ACTUALLY, IM GOING TO LET RAINE AND EDA MURDER HER.

• love that Luz’s reasoning for why Philip shouldn’t go to the human realm yet is because he’s too old to understand the modern world

• LUZ WAS SO SMART WITH THE SIGIL-BRANDING HANDSHAKE

• the first and ONLY time i will ever feel sorry for Terra Snapdragon is when she goes, “Raine, Belos is giving us paradise… right?” because while she may be a HORRIBLE person and i hate her guts, she was tricked by Belos just like the rest of them. she really did think that the Day of Unity was a good thing because Belos lied to all of them.

• “…Darius? Darius, wake up!” STOPPPP

• “you guys are LITERALLY the coolest!” ohh she’s so happy to see them, i bet she thought she was gonna have to fight Belos by herself (bc she was)

• “Hunter, why are you hurting me? i only wanted to help you” SHUT UPPPP

• why did King’s collar make him invisible to the Collector?

• so the Collector knew King’s dad…

• so the Collector does NOT possess someone, thank god. it’s just their pyshical form.

• “i promised a special kid i would protect you.” I AM DECEASED. DO NOT TOUCH ME

• why did no one think of detaching Eda’s VERY DETACHABLE ARM before now?

• i actually really like the Collector’s form

• in the car and the wifi’s cutting out on me, going by memory now because Owl Club won’t load

• the Collector doesn’t even know the rules of “Owl House”, so i wonder what the heck he’s doing with the whole pieces-of-the-room-floating-everywhere

• NO. NOT KING STAYING BEHIND

• i can’t remember the exact line and my stupid wifi means i can’t rewatch, but i am over here SOBBING about King calling Luz his big sister

• oh, Gus is actually crying… i feel sorry for all these kids this whole thing must be so stressful

• THE AMPHIBIA REFERENCE

• “hey, Mom… i’m back” SCREAMING HOW DARE YOU END THE SEASON LIKE THIS.

[imaginethat0327]

Get to know us!

Hey everybody!  IJustLiveHere and I decided it might be kinda nice to share some info about us, so we can all be a little more personal with each other. We each made a little list of stuff we thought might be kinda fun to share :D 

ImagineThat 🦜: 

21 years old, pronouns she/her

Lives in the USA

Loves to sing, and enjoys pretty much all genres of music (from the Oh Hellos to the All-American Rejects, from cinematic instrumental to rap :D)

I’m an ENFJ and an Enneagram 9. My top love languages are Quality Time and Words of Affirmation.

Likes: Chocolate, coffee, sunshine, animals (especially cats and birds!), talking with people, having long, complex conversations, encouraging others, drawing (mostly digital art), all types of food (Italian, Chinese, Vietnamese, Korean, Greek, Halal, Indian, American, Mexican…. It goes on and on), Christmas (THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR), sharing my interests with other people, and watching movies (All the movies, all the movie quotes, lets goooo.) 

Dislikes: Sweet potatoes, most types of squash, mushrooms, disrespect towards others (HUGE pet peeve, especially when it’s directed towards parents or elders), bugs (unless in a documentary), rudeness, hypocrites, cold temperatures, unnecessary/over-the-top gore or crass language (unless I’m writing Bakugo or a character for which swearing is normal for them), horror films (they give me nightmares. I like a good psychological thriller, though) being ignored or otherwise deemed unimportant *sad face*, upsetting others. 

Fav Fandoms: My Hero Academia, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Stranger Things, How to Train Your Dragon (films), Lord of the Rings (films and books), Owl House, Avatar the Last Airbender, Star Trek TNG and DS9, Disney (especially pixar, but like the older movies cause the most recent ones are sorta meh), Marvel (not as much any more, gotta admit, although Guardians of the Galaxy 3 SLAPPED) and Hermitcraft 

Other fun stuff: I have a fairly big family, two dogs, and I’ve moved seven times in my life. I’ve traveled to nearly every US state and several other countries. I know how to passibly juggle, was once on a swim team (my record for breath holding about 4-5 years ago was 2 minutes!), and I rode horses for a while. My personal mission statement for life is to fight cynicism and negative views, always try to be open-minded and wise, and to always keep improving myself. 

IJustLiveHere 🍓:

20, she/they

Based in the USA 

I’m a theater person, and love both acting and working behind the scenes. (Like ImagineThat, I also appreciate all music genres)

INFP and Enneagram type 2. My top love languages are Physical Touch and Quality Time, although I appreciate all of them in my own way

Likes: Video games, dnd (playing and streams), sweet things, watermelon (my favorite fruit -despite what my sona may tell you- and I can eat entire melons in one sitting), snow, pretty much all animals, baking, platonic displays of affection, getting clear directions about something, talking about things I love, and listening to people rant about things they’re passionate about

Dislikes: Horror films (I’m really squeamish unless it’s animated or drawn, and spook super easily), pork and things that sneak food dye into it (allergic and makes me sick), the sun (also makes me sick), hot temperatures (haha makes me sick too), making on the spot decisions, and watching things that give me second-hand embarrassment

Fav Fandoms - Anime/Manga: One Piece, My Hero Academia, Jujutsu Kaisen, Haikyuu, Dr. Stone, Fire Force, Hunter X Hunter, Chainsaw Man, Dorohedoro, Assasination Classroom, Mob Psycho 100, Hell’s Paradise, Kaiju no.8… (a whole lot more but the list would be waaaayyy too long if I added them all. Name it and I most likely will be into it)

Fav Fandoms - Cartoons/Shows: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (but I like the other iterations too), Lego Monkie Kid, Avatar the last Airbender, OG Teen Titans, Marvel (more of a casual fan), Dimension 20 (most definitely not a casual fan… it’s a problem), Critical Role, and Firefly 

Other Fun Stuff: Ok some fun facts about me. [1] I tend to get injured in weird ways. For instance: I once cut myself on the round orange part of a pumpkin, and I've accidentally cut myself on a box cutter… by falling onto it face first. (She also somehow managed to stab herself in the hand with a knife while cutting a bagel, then drop the knife on her foot blade-first -ImagineThat). [2] I also rode horses! It was very fun. Unfortunately I had to stop when COVID rolled around 🙁. [3] My favorite number is 13, mostly because I just think it’s neat but also I was 13 years old when I moved out of my home state. [4] I love to bake, but I honestly know nothing about cooking lol. [5] I am a dice gremlin and have more dnd dice sets than any one person probably should, and the same goes for earrings! I love funky dangly earrings and probably have somewhere in the hundreds of pairs. [6] I want to go to Ren Fair or a Cosplay Convention one day but I don’t have the stylish outfits to do so *sigh*. [7] I honestly had never heard of Hermitcraft or Empires until I started beta-ing for Imagine. I’m hooked on those silly little guys now and even though I don’t actually watch the streams Imagine keeps me updated on everything that goes on with them (which I look forward to hearing every time)

[callisto-sykes]

TOH SPOILERS FOR THE FOR THE FUTURE PROMOS

So I just finished watching the new promos for the owl house and here are a few things I noticed:

In the trailer

- Lilith with short hair and it’s back to it’s og color that’s a slay but she’s crying over hooty who is a Jack in the box and I’m not prepared for that honestly I am also curious about how her hair got shorter my theory is that is has something to do with escaping the collector considering we know she and hooty were together at the day of unity so they probably experienced the collectors take over together

- raine is a puppet all the coven heads are also puppets but I’m focusing on raine because it also appears that eda is about to fight them. Edas hair is shorter and she is feathery, I’m going to assume it’s because she hasn’t had any elixir because she’s been captured at the day of unity and the reason she’s not a puppet is because of king and possibly because of the owl beast if it turns out the collector created the curse. king is also holding onto hooty watching in the corner. There are a few signs around saying keep out and beware of beast probably referring to the owl beast that eda has recently detransformed from so that makes me think maybe eda is escaping and has run into raine and the coven heads who are going to stop her from leaving. This looks like a good opportunity for a parallel to follies at coven day parade. And if I wasn’t already devastated about raine being a puppet I am hysterical at the thought of a fight between raeda.

- bump being captured is another devestating moment JUSTICE FOR PRINCY B but the other teachers have also been captured so the hexside students are in there own hope they’re ok

- the owl house graffiti probs from the emperors coven because it says so. maybe the owl house was a base for survivors for awhile because the graffiti wasn’t there in oh titan where art thou also one says there is no titan which definitely suggests that it was written after belos betrayed the isles. Also I love the parrel of the very first episode with luz saying welcome to the owl house it’s absolutely heartbreaking

- the hand. My immediate though was Caleb. So I think we’re getting a new grim walker that belos will possess like hunter especially because of the goopy look of the relatively normal hand and I have to say I’m excited to see how grim walkers are made but also utterly terrified :)

- amity’s face she’s obviously at hexside because of the background and i just find it so funny that she still so judgmental

- belos’s cave. it’s really cool to see that he managed to lock it with glyphs that’s really cool but also BAD BELOS BAD DO NOT MAKE ANOTHER GRIMWALKER

- HUNTER PROTECTING WILLOW she’s reaching for someone and Hunter is pulling her away and I think I know who it was from another promo which I will discus later. But let’s just think about the huntlow moment for now pls

- wtf is Mattys new look wtf I deadass laughed for so long when I saw it lmao. But I will admit it might be an homage to Steve which makes me laugh slightly less

- a battle in the detention pit. the wall of eyes is a give away but amity is slaying

- a scene where they pull some of luzs memories out from what I can see it’s grom and Phillip and I don’t think where ready for camilla to find out about all of that but I am hoping for an eda memory not just traumatising ones but there is an explosion that happens so maybe they go to the detention pit for safety??? But I really hope the memories will be ok and that luz isn’t trying to erase her memories on purpose

- then there’s a scene with the collector and king flying in the same street as the hex squad was in so maybe that’s why they are running that also confirms my willow theory from the other promo. This could mean king knows luz made it back to the demon realm and that leads into a theory from another promo

- Camilla fight scene slay

- eda turning into the owl beast at the end definitely confirms my previous eda was captured as the owl beast theory

Collector promo:

- the first thing king wants to do when he gets back with the collector is wanting to go see the owl beast I’m really happy he knows all his family is relatively safe and maybe he will help her escape and tell her luz is back if he knows :)

- MUM ODALIA LMAO RIP ODALIA GET WHAT U DESERVE no she’s actually miserable and I’m so happy she’s tryna make the isles her kingdom and the collector just wants pizza bagels. Also keen to find out why he calls her mum odalia?

- now my willow theory. The collector has Brought back more puppets? That’s what I’m going to call them and lone and behold willows dad is one of them. The puppets are the same from the street scene which suggests willow saw her dad went to reunite with him but ended up watching him be turned to a puppet and Hunter had to pull her away. I am very very very sad like actually sobbing but let’s think of the huntlow moment my friends THE HUNTLOW DO NOT START CRYING PLS

The Camilla and luz promo:

- I don’t have much to say not much to analyse all I can say is this probably happens pretty close to the start but Camilla is such a good mum like she really wants luz to stay their even though she doesn’t t like it

Yup so that’s my analyses of the promos LESS THAN 24 HOURS TO GO GUYS AHHHHHHHHH

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

ENDO TATSUYA HAS DONE IT ONCE AGAIN

INTRODUCING A SLICE-OF-LIFE CHAPTER (as not-lighthearted this was, it was kind of like a cartoonish villain plot) AND THEN JUST DROPPING THE BOMB IN THE VERY LAST FRAME

WHAT THE FUCK

88 notes - Posted August 21, 2022

#4

Hi yes welcome to Connor Thursday

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122 notes - Posted December 1, 2022

#3

Hey Assassins' Creed fandom, when you ship Desmond with any of the main characters in the first main games until Black Flag, you do understand that the entire plot of the games is him exploring his ancestors' memories through his DNA?

It's so funny and kinda disturbing to go through the AC tag and just. Seeing Desmond with his ancestor. Like no.

282 notes - Posted June 5, 2022

#2

Honestly obsessed with the way Yor uses her Thorn Princess dress on every occasion. Her husband is like a chameleon, he changes everything about him to fit the mission and always makes sure to craft an unique identity to throw people off their tracks. And he is married to a woman who uses her assassin robes everywhere.

She doesn’t even hide her face (aside from the Cruise arc in a single scene), she walks in, stabs these people, and then goes on her merry way. People say it’s a wonder the Forgers didn’t figure out each other’s identities, but it’s a miracle nobody in public figured out YOR’S. Cameras??? A witness??? This girl has NO worries and she’s getting away with it too.

For what she excels in luck she lacks in cooking, and I love how she just doesn’t think twice of bringing her hit man outfit to literally any formal event.

365 notes - Posted April 25, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

You ever just see a tweet (on Tumblr nonetheless) and just KNOW in the back of your mind a character wrote it?

Couldn’t find an Adrinette pic but eh, love-struck Adrien is good

Got the Tweet from @memeuplift

1,975 notes - Posted July 26, 2022

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[ghostgirlfriends]

top 10 fight scenes from the owl house (imao)

1 (the BEST): luz vs belos wad. you cannot go wrong with luzan and DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME BELOS! FOR I AM THE GOOD WITCH LUZ, CHILD OF THE HUMAN REALM, STUDENT OF THE DEMON REALM, AND WARRIOR OF PEACE! NOW EAT THIS SUCKER!!!!!

2: THANKS TO THEM. HEX SQUAD VS HELOS!!! i absolutely love this fight scene and it lives RENT FREE in my head. MATTHEW RHYS’S MIXED WITH ZENOS VOICE LINES, CHILLS. THEYRE SOF UCKING TALENTED? AND THE ANIMATION. ITS SOS MOOTH IT GIVES ME GOOSEBUMPS WHENEVER I LOOK AT IT. AND EVEN VEE JOINS TO TRY AND SAVE HUNTER. EVEN THOUGH WE NEVER SAW THE MONTHS BETWEEN KINGS TIDE AND THANKS TO THEM WE CAN EVIDENTLY SEE HOW STRONG AND HOW MUCH EACH OF THEM CARE FOR EACH OTHER!!!! (vee especially og mt god. i imagine that hunter and vees relationship would be extremely rocky at first, given vees trauma with the emperors coven, but now theyre SIBLINGS AND VEE WAS READY TO SAVE HIM!!!)

3: eclipse lake hunter vs amity. AMITY WAS SO FUCKIN COOL? AND ZENOS VOICE LINES AND THE ANIMATION. THE CAMERA ANGLES. MWAH.

4: agony of a witch eda vs lilith. plot twist? yes. angst? fuck yes. POWERFUL MILF WITCHES???? FUCK HECK YES.

5: EDAS REQUIEM. OH MY GOD THE SOUNDTRACK. THE MUSIC. THE WAY EDA WEARS HER HAIR ONLY AROUND RAINE. THE FUXKINF ANGST AND PAINFUL MEMORIES . FUYUUCKKDHSJ!!!!!

6: GROM. IF EEL SO FUCKING BAD PUTTING IT THIS LOW BECAUSE OF HOW EPIC IT IS BUT I CANT PUT TWO ON ONE. GIRLFRINEDS. THE START OF AN AMAZING HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP. FUCK!!! I WANT THIS!!!!!!

7: clouds on the horizon hex squad vs kikimora (and od*lia). WILLOW WAS SO BADASS IN THIS??? AND THEY WERE ALL SO POWERFUL AND THE LINEUP. THE FUCKING LINEUP!!!!! its so miniscule but its one of my favourites because it shows the humanity of the hex squad- the way kikimora uses “hunter” as a shield (pussy) and willow immediately withdraws so he doesnt get hurt. oh my god.

8: young blood, old souls: luz vs lilith. THE ANIMATION. IS SO SMOOTH. AND LUZ’S ANGST AND DETEMRINATION TO SAVE EDA FROM BEING PETRIFIED.

9: kings tide LUZ VS BELOS!!! THIS WAS SUCH A DRAMATIC SCENE AND I LOVE IT. you can see luz’s fear and she’s desperately trying to hide it to try and be a bigger person than belos, but its sort of getting to her as belos mocks her while shes trying to set up an attack. the ending point where she almost gets petrified left me in tears but BAM. BRANDING GLOVE!!!!!

10: labyrinth runners: AMITY AND WILLOW AND GUS AND HUNTER VS ADRIAN AND THE COVEN SCOUTS!!!! THE SAILOR MOON REFERENCE AND AMITY AND WILLOW WORKING TOGETHER WAS MWAH. INCREDIVLE. I COULD GO ON FOR HOURS!!!!!

reminder that pls. this is not all of the fight scenes in the show- there are so many more and THEYRE ALL SO GOOD AND AMAZINF but these are my top ten!!!! EVERY SINGLE BIT OF THIS SHOW IS IN MY TOP TEN BUT IF I *HAD* TO LIST THEM!!

[takerfoxx]

Magia Record, Season 2, Episode 6, First Impressions!

Kyoko?

Kyoko, what are you doing?

Okay, as my regular followers will recall, I had a real problem with reviewing the first season of The Owl House, because it's episodic nature made it really difficult to come up with new things to say per episode.

Here, we encounter the opposite problem, in that this season of Magia Record is so serialized that each episode is basically a 25 minute chunk of a movie, which likewise makes it hard to comment on something new of what comes out to a steadily escalating climax. So let's return to my original review format from waaaaaaaay back when I did Flip-Flappers: bullet points.

Okay, so did Kuroe straight up kill those girls? Because, um, dark. Still, we get a little more hints to her past, what with that specter of some strange figure. If I recall, her wish was to hook up with some boy that she ended up breaking up with anyway, so that raises questions.

Touka and Nemu remind me a lot of Magneto, in that they're both members of an exploited minority with superpowers that still end up getting fucked over, and they're so fed up with it that they're willing to take the Us vs. Them mentality and commit genocide.

Mifuyu being a depressed drunk does serve as a reminder that despite her and Yachiyo's youngish character designs, they're both unusual in basically being young adults as opposed to early teens like the rest of the cast. Also, I did feel for her here. She lost most of her friends, realized how fucked she was, turned to the WoM out of desperation, and now feels damned because of the severity of their plans. That scene when she realizes that she's not beyond saving, that she can return to the villa really struck a note.

Mami is still an Uwasa, and it seems Tsuruno is too. Is Mami the one powering the hotel and Tsuruno the one powering the theme park?

Speaking of which, remember how Walpurgisnacht had a real carnival thing going on in the OG show? Just thought I'd mention it.

I take it that ghost charm Sayaka was holding has some Japanese cultural significance? Because that was just odd.

Is this the first bit of dialogue Alina has had this season?

Okay, so Connecting is that thing where two magical girls combine their powers! We were first introduced to it in The Rebellion Story, but it seems it was something they do regularly. Which really puts the whole bit about the OG cast being a bunch of either clueless rookies or uncaring renegades disconnected from the magical girl world at large into contrast.

Kyoko? I'm glad you're still around. Your team-up with Iroha is neat, the giant crossbow was badass, I loved the high-five, but...

Just...tf?

Like, why? Did'ja think that after giving Iroha your WoM cloak, you needed any disguise? Did you think that the carnival had active mascots walking around so this might work? Girl. Girl.

Okay, like before, I watched this twice, and the second time I was paying special attention to the animation, because I noticed a lot of people complaining about it after the episode aired, and for most of the runtime everything seemed fine, with some impressive directing and action.

But then at the very end everything kind of fell apart. There was a lot of weird cuts, the sound seemed out of synch, there was one part that seemed like they straight up forgot to record the dialogue for, and there was a bunch of Meguca-face going on, even on the close-ups.

Oops.

Hopefully they wanted to save the rest of their budget for the final two episodes, because yeah, that was noticeable.

Y'know, as much as I'm rooting for both the OG and the new cast to save their missing friends and escape, I can't help but shake the feeling that this is all going to end like Oriko. I hope not, but I can't see how else things could go, unless they want to go full AU.

Also...

^$%$%&$%%@^^(&^#% THEY'RE RIGHT THERE!

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SAYAKA AND KYOKO HAVE OFFICIALLY SHARED THE SCREEN SINCE REBELLION STORY! DO SOMETHING WITH IT!

[hanyohime]

Theory #2 My First Episode/Season One Opening observations:

Like many of you Inuyasha/Yashahime fans out there, I too got a little emotional during the first episode when we saw Inuyasha and crew. Besides some nit picky animation things I noticed, like the OG crew looking much younger in some angles or less line detail on characters than the OG show. I love how vibrant the colouring is, how smooth the action scenes are and the more detailed the scenery is.

I was so surprised how they started off the show! The girls already knowing eachother and such. It's an interesting foundation to build on, as there are already so many unanswered questions, and it makes me want more urgently. I feel like it was a good move for Sunrise, as they now have a new generation of audience interested in what's going to happen next. Because what the fuck is going on!?

I won’t be doing a whole overview of the first Ep., just ramblings on what I noticed. Warning there will be potential SPOILERS as I have theories that tie into clips from the Ep. 2’s trailer.

So we are introduced to the owl demon named Yotsume or his human disguise name is Soukyu, master of the tea ceremony. To me he seems like a quiet observer, an opportunist, as well as a skilled manipulator. He was able to make his way though the house of the Shogun Ogigayatsu Hiiragi Danjo and basically became his advisor without revealing his identity... until Moroha showed up.

Since Yotsume has shapeshifting abilities, the elderly man could be just ONE of his personas and so much like Naraku I feel like he will cause a lot of problems for our girls in their quest for truth. However he is familiar with Moroha and she to him. I believe they have a cat and mouse kind of relationship. There must be some kind of hearty bounty on him for Moroha to be so excited to dispatch him as soon as she makes out his scent. But she may have been trying to catch him for some time and enjoys the chase.

In the scene where the piece of Root Head left behind fuses with the sacred tree, we can see a shady four eyed owl demon, well at least I'm pretty sure it's him, flying away. I have a feeling Yotsume placed that piece there purposefully, but what his motives are remain unknown for now, but I have some thoughts on it.

I believe he knows the area well and had been observing the OG crew for years, I even think through part of the Naraku saga as well. He said in the first episodes he heard rumors of a priestess who passed through a well and other information about our OG crew and their adventures.

He's an information gatherer, he must roam from village to village to hear all of those rumors until he found Kaedes village. I'm not sure what his angle is yet and he may not quite be the main antagonist, but I feel like he is pulling the strings in a way. Perhaps Root Head itself spoke to Yotsume and they formed some kind of pact? Maybe their goal is to alter the past to obtain the sacred jewel once again? I dunno.

Usually the antagonists are featured in the intro’s with dark colours, such as purple, black, deep blues and red's like Naraku and spawn. However, Yotsume is not even in the intro... or is he?

Axlebeats on YouTube pointed out that his Yotsumes shape shifting may be limited as even in human disguise he was unable to conceal his four eyes, he had to wear a hat to cover. But we do not see a four eyed demon and I just find it odd that he wouldn't be featured in the intro if he played such a big roll in the OG crews disappearances

In all the Inuyasha intros only the most significant characters for the season are featured. Or maybe Yotsume can conceal his eyes and he is one of the 3 new characters in the intro. Then again not even Kagome is featured among other characters.

These new characters seem to fit that spot of the antagonist in the opening. The man I presume is owner of the ‘corpse house’ and this other mystery character, who I still am not quite sure is a man or a woman?

SuprisingIy the tanuki demon Takeichyo is apart of this group. So he could very well be apart of the antagonist crew or affiliated with them. If this is the case I feel like slowly as the series goes on, his alleiegence will change over as he builds relationships with our main girls through their adventures.

In the Opening we can see the girls battling with mysterious demons in the intro as well. The first one is noted to have roots and the others manifest afterwards which is curious. I feel like this is Root heads doing, like Naraku creating minions do his bidding.

Moroha will most likley be meeting her paternal family next episode and I can’t deal. With this, I will start off with a theory that makes me want to cry. So the show to me has already highlighted a few times that Moroha has a very keen sense of smell. So if Moroha were to smell something of Kagomes in modern times, and if one of my alternate theories of Kagome being trapped in the actual tree/time tunnel is true, maybe Moroha can smell her while she passes through the tunnel!

I can imagine as she goes back through to feudal Japan she will smell something familiar in the void they pass through. It's either that or Inuyasha because if she was left with the robe of the fire rat then she may be more familiar with Inuyasha's scent than anyone elses.

With that being said. I have a feeling that my alternate theory of Jaken being the green pearl may be more plausible? Or maybe a more significant character (no offense to Jaken fans) like Kouga is the Green pearl. They focus solely on the 3 pearls in the opening theme. I had previously thought Kagome to be the green pearl but my theory that she may just be trapped in the sacred tree/time tunnel seems more likely now. She's too major of a character to not be a significant objective for the show but I think it will take a few seasons for us to figure out where she is. Granted none of the other pearls are featured in the intro.

It's officially been established that Towa has the silver pearl, Setsuna has the Yellow/gold pearl and Moroha has the red pearl. Towa and Setsuna BOTH have glowing eyes which now I feel confident saying that they have pearls in there just like Inuyasha. Note how Setsuna has a yellow glow and Towa has a white glow, corresponding with the pearl they possess.

I don't necessarily think the eye/glow is a portal itself but I believe they trigger the time traveling in some way while being close to the sacred tree. It seems that whatever power comes from these pearls will powerboost the weapons the girls have.

I think Moroha and Hisui are the only ones who will be able to use the pearls externally, while it appears that Setsuna and Towa have their pearls trapped in there eye opposite eyes, Setsunas on the right and Towas on the left. At some point they will be able to use their abilities.

I believe Hisui will have strong spiritual capabilities like his father, which now makes sense as to why he would wear prayerbeads, other than being a token from his father. I think Miroku left that with him to protect him from evil during the night of the fire.

Another reason I feel that Hisui is more spiritually inclined is a scene in the first episode, in the flashback where he is a baby. As Kagome, the twins, Sango and Hisui are passing a tree in the village that Yotsume is perched on, Hisui starts to cry, and only stops when Yotsume flys away. I found this really interesting as Sango and Kagome, who have trained in sensing demonic energy for years, didn't seem to notice his presence at all. I was especially surprised kagome did not notice something at least. But If I am going along with the theory that Hisui having the blue pearl which is Miroku, I would assume it would increase his spiritual abilities, perhaps he is able to fuse this with Hiraikotsu's miasma purifying abilities?

Thats all I got for now!

Cutting it close! Only a few hours away till the next episode but had to get it out 😅

[book-pirate]

Goblet of Fireeeeeeeee

- I was never really clear as to how pettigrew and voldy hooked up but w/e not a question that needs answering i guess - Fuck I wish they’d put in that scene where Dudley’s tongue grows like thirty feet - Gang’s hair on point! - Ah Edward Cullen. Yes. The vampire. - Arthur Weasley taking care of Harry YET AGAIN - Fun fact: I am wearing a 422nd Quidditch World Cup shirt! - Long and luscious locks galore - Reason #9 why harry isn’t a ravenclaw? he though all them weasleys could cram into one little tent - Harry and the Gang are actually supposed to be in the Minister’s box too but w/e continuity has just been decimated by this point - Aww Ronny’s in love - I can’t believe the Doctor is a death eater - The French are pretentious af - Look at those Pirates - Today in Unnecessarily Character Design Changes, with an extra side of Unnecessary Gendering: Beauxbatons and Durmstrang! - Krum is a good man and I hope he finds happiness - Wow. Moody really did That™ - It’s sad watching all these movies knowing my sons Fred and George only have a few more years together - Ooooo Hermione getting those Looks from Krum - Yeah let’s be MANLY MEN and PUNCH EACH OTHER IN THE FUCKING CHEST - Three guesses whose name that is - You best learn you can never have a normal year Harry m’boy - HARRY DID YAH PUT YAH NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIAH fucking hate this movie - Lol Harry’s face is all ‘fuck me’ like same - I stan one (1) teacher and her name is Minerva ‘Bad Ass Mother Fucker’ McGonagall - Ron not believing in Harry is so sad and so 14 - Rita Skeeter can fuck right off. #ProtectMyChildren1994 - Side note: All Hogwarts Students are my children - Harry hanging out with the owls is so Pure - Megan and I just had an argument about Ron so that shows you how serious (ha) I am about how much I love him - Speaking of Sirius, that is not how floo powder works - “no one stops being a death eater” um my son, Draco Malfoy (although I guess he wasn’t really a death eater by choice) - Hermione doesn’t dress like she’s 14 but I support it - Ginny, on the other hand, does - “you might like to try the same thing now and again” damn hagrid alright - MY FORGOTTEN SON, CHARLIE WEASLEY, IS MENTIONED - I would wear a Potter Stinks badge tbh, and I think Harry should wear one too, you know, subvert the trope - Edward The Vampire, a true hufflepuff - GO OFF HARRY DAMN - Lmao ferret Draco - Ooh in the pants I had forgotten that - “we never use transfiguration as a punishment”, well maybe you should - I have never related to Harry more. I would wing it too - Rita Skeeter can eat a bag of dicks - Oh Krum, he’s my favorite - I think Harry keeps his mini dragon. I hope he does anyway - Reason #10 why Harry’s not a ravenclaw, he keeps forgetting his wand EVEN THOUGH IT’S IN HIS GODDAMN HAND - You’d think they’d have better safety measures in place than JUST A FLIPPING CHAIN - I would definitely get motion sickness - Rubeus Hagrid, A+ Dad - The Patel twins are in the same house and it irks me - “i suppose i was a bit distraught” MY HEART - HARRY IS SO AWKWARD I LOVE IT - “bulgarian bon bon” amazing - man gryffindor is tiny - oh god minnie you need to cool it with the metaphors - NEVILLE MY SON - gross gross gross Hagrid and Olympe need to stop - KRUM SERVING LOOKS - “you’re a girl” oh my godddddd - the one (1) moment I like snape - “i like it when they walk” oh ron oooohhhhhh ron - oh hermioneeee my little girl all grown up - RON IS JEALOUSSSS - you know what filch and his cat are cute - FLITWICK CROWD SURFING. AMAZING - who the fuck would want that as their tombstone - Myrtle’s thirst is real - man they did Dobby dirty too - BE NICE TO MY SON NEVILLE - “I’VE KILLED HARRY POTTER” well you’re off to a better start than voldemort for sure - Reason #11 WHERE’S YOUR FUCKING WAND - “outstanding moral fiber” what kind of phrasing - they about to find a dead body - THEY FOUND IT - you know they could’ve at least tried to find an actor that looked a LITTLE like the OG dumbledore - What kind of medieval cage is Igor in - Hello mother, here i am, a death eater, i was the doctor, and now i’m not, da da dada da dada da da da - i don’t understand why draco stans krum if he’s dating hermione - LAST TIME AMOS IS GOING TO SEE EDWARD - GET A FUCKING MOVE ON - why is krum’s wand bent this is bothering me - Fleur is struggling big surprise - where’s the flipping sphinx - DUN DUN DUN surprise portkey! - Voldy baby! - Alas poor Edward, I knew thee somewhat - Did it have to be a whole hand? I feel like it could’ve been a finger or some shit - oh this is so gross - you know it’s always bugged me voldy doesn’t have red eyes - #LetMyBabyBoyRest1994 - my poor baby. look at him. he’s got ptsd. - Reason #12 clearly that is not someone you want to trust harry like seriously - surprise doctor! - you know it’s really considerate that voldy waits for the end of the school year to pull shit - “i set them on fire in my fourth year” sir you were in slytherin we know stop the lies

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