#oh aLSO

[mindyfrogg]

Recently started Farseer (Assasin's Apprentice) and GODDDDD THE STYLE IS WONDERFUL AND IM DEVORUING THIS BOOK MORE MISS HOBB. Also Fitz my son and his sad dog eyes.

why you should read Realm of the elderlings

- canonical gender fluid/ nonbinary character who is a main part of the plot

- the gays most heartbreaking love story ever told

- depressed main character

-pirates, magic and dragons all in one book

-insane world building,

- sarcastic animal side kicks

- absolutely devastating plot lines if your into that

- complex and extremely imperfect characters

[vanilla-poi-pilled]

necessary evils

purecacao week day 4: angst (au by @janayuga)

[albaharu]

The adventures of Inquisitor Maddox : Part 5

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Very minor characters that are mains in my heart <3 Most people just talk about Minaeve for the dalish comment and to argue about it, but I feel her whole conversation makes her such an interesting character, i really like her!! her "templars keep us safe/templars would kill us" in the same conver. girl let me study your issues

AND she is not even named in the game (She is just as Minaeve's assistant) but is confirmed she is Avexis from Dawn of the Seeker for the talking with dragons comment <3

[lesmiserablol]

matt distracting heather in the shower so she stops asking about his bruises. putting on his glasses whenever their conversations get too serious. dismissing her concerns about his trauma. saying everything feels fake then plastering on a smile and a “i love you too”. we are so fucking back.

[shizunitis]

hm. luo binghe betraying shen qingqiu before he could throw him into the abyss, so that there's no reason shen qingqiu would kill himself for his sake later on. feigning his hate for shen qingqiu, thinking that his ravenous and unsightly love was the reason shen qingqiu felt so guilty as to sacrifice his life for binghe’s. bingqiu ending up on opposite sides and shen qingqiu being the one seeking answers while luo binghe drives him away. do you see where i’m going with this. because i’m not sure i do

[sorryiliketoscreenshot]

Zen Garden - Four Seasons

[do2faj]

Walton Goggins and Danny Trejo please start dating in season two </3

[asliceoftea]

"Shedletsky is a real grown ass man" the Shedletsky in question:

(Reblogs > Likes!! ^_^)

[wukyma]

As promised, I brought my take on Trojan war Polites but it turned out a bit uhhhhhh dark. Blood tw and generally sad things, enjoy! *goes to bawl my eyes out in a corner*

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I had the idea that as a child/teen Polites really loved animals and their death made him sad, but Odysseus and Eurylochus often went hunting so he accompanied them, not really thrilled about it

Since Ody said it's alright to hunt, Polites changed his mindset with time,, it kind of stuck with him during the war; while fighting humans he would see birds instead just to block out the reality that horrified him

(I tried to make him look a bit younger here than usual)

Probably he would have nightmares about it, now with actual birds (?)

And despite being sick and tired himself, Polites would still take care of others, especially Perimedes (idk in my headcanons he is the youngest one since we don't have any official ages ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(•-•)⁠_⁠/⁠¯)

Also a version with glasses! Idk why the one above seemed more natural, but I just can't leave him without them :'D

[crowwwzy]

Hello Phoenix Wright Nation today I bring you. Phoenix Wright. Tomorrow? Probably also…also that.

[velvetwyrme]

now that we established vehicle prostitution and brothels in tf, WHO would go there?

OH MY GOD

hi apologies this took forever for me to reply to but hey. whatever.

part 1 - part 2 - ask that preempted this

I have Less Thoughts about this mostly because I've been busy thinking about other things and these are getting more and more specific so the numbers keep dwindling. that being said. notes under the cut.

Frenzy, Rumble, Jazz and Bumblebee were in the comic so jot them down. Thundercracker was also mentioned (implied to be the reason R&F found the dealership in the first place.) TCs there for both cars AND the humans though. Starscream would go to the Hangar version, because he wouldn't fuck a car BUT I think he'd fuck a plane.

Sideswipe is banned. Nobody has told Megatron about it but you can bet he'd be there if he knew.

Somewhere out there, in the vast multiverse theres a universe where the Scavengers star in their own TV show and I fully believe that there's an episode where they all go to a car dealership and shenanigans ensue. Misfire falls in love with a car there.

Originally the comic was going to end with Rumble and Frenzy going inside the dealership on another night (can't exactly go when there's obviously Autobots around...) only to get surprised by the one and only Optimus Prime, but then i was like. i don't actually think he'd go to one of these. (unless someone convinced him that itd be improving human-Cybertronian relations maybe sgfjfbdjdb)

Honestly if it were a more organised thing that you can Go To, I reckon you can probably add more bots to the "would they fuck a car" roster. I could list them but i'm gonna sleep actually. YOU guys can tell ME who you think would go to the dealership-slash-brothel but wouldn't go fuck a car off the street fhdmfbdmfbk

[archen-propaganda]

are archen and rufflet besties

What a delightful ask! I do believe that they are!!!

[crystalchespin]

koman hijos, koman......

[prkleenwitchtrials]

jeffery. jeff. my boy.

and some other pastas i guess😒😒

(and a subtly jeff the killery motivational post card for school)

[yelmor-boots]