And there was only one tent 🤭🍃🕷️
I thought I was strictly Halsin x Astarion and Minthara x women but bi rights I guess/j
Them bunking together is just an absolute fanfiction generator, it’s so funny and the scenarios about their dynamic are endless. Also I think they’re quite compatible, in an “opposites attract” way. I’m sure they’d balance each other. I can just see her picking up botany and him.. uh.. poisons.
I think I’m gonna post a lot of these two 🤭🤭
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We all agree Vio reads a lot, right? He‘d probably need at least reading glasses fairly soon if his luck and that glorious Hero‘s Spirit let him down (shh, we ignore how that fits into him and archery for the sake of the bit). But (according to personal experience) before one gets dearly needed glasses, they typically run around doing… expressions. Just imagine that „calm and collected“ (to quote Red: „cool“) guy going
Blue: … This is getting embarassing.
Red: Don‘t insult his efforts, Blue :( You can do it, Vio!!!
Vio: At least I possess the reading proficiency required to have a chance at deciphering this sign.
Blue: WE SHARED A BODY THROUGHOUT SCHOOL!
Vio: That we did. And we‘ve established that not all memories are shared, didn‘t we?
Green: Alright, that‘s enough, guys. The sign reads „Do Not Keep Going, Visitors Unwelcome“, by the way.
Red: Oh, we should continue! Whoever‘s at the end of this path must be lonely from not getting any visitors :D
Vio: I agree, we should send Red ahead. That lonely person will be overwhelmed by his demeanor enough to not harm him and we can look around in the meantime.
Green: Maybe you‘ll go instead, your charming disposition today is sure to brighten up their day, as well.
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fucking on my knees
Thanks for the image @lilithaphro
To everyone, I'd like to make a solemn reminder that I am Geode's No. 1 devotee, enjoyer and lover. I will challenge and murder anyone who says otherwise. <33 (That isn't classified as a threat because it's a certainty).
I am this twink's obliterator, I will crush this mf's throat in between my hands and I will bite his neck.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. :D
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