hc: levi listens to all the "bullshit" hange spouts and asks questions so they keep blabbering and sometimes (when they're in bed or a sofa specifically) he'll kiss their forehead when they pause between sentences and then they'll be taken aback and then they'll be a blushing mess, curl up into a ball, hit him lightly, covering their face, all while levi softly chuckles and pets hanges hair
and then the convo will and has to continue with hange's head on levi's lap
It's your birthday, but of course you already knew that, but did you know what a special day it is?
I'll let you in on a secret....it's very special. Especially to me, because it's the day I get to celebrate you!
I was thinking, that maybe, if you wanted to, of course...maybe we could snuggle up by the fire later tonight (I chopped some extra wood this morning) and maybe watch a movie or play some scrabble? Or maybe even....*ahem* you remember?
Ladies choice.
I hope your day is as beautiful as you; I'll be waiting.
L-O-V-E forever and always,
Your Lars
Lars, darling!! Ladies choice? How about we make a night of it and do all four?
I’d be happy just snuggling up and hearing you sing to me, but yes, I remember alright… and I have a feeling the movie and Scrabble might be completely abandoned at some point in favour of… well, see you later handsome 💋
i know little about the game, BUT hands this to you
Oh my god Merlin, don’t worry about not knowing anything about the game! I’m sure you’ll hear plenty from me rambling anyhow /lh
But I only wish I could be a queen on her level. There’s no way I could turn down her oh-so-kind offer, though. How could I complain about being on her arm?
IG algorithm has caught onto the fact that I’m watching One Piece anyway look at this reel I found of fuckign. One Piece on ICE??? I’d give anything to see this actually
Also I love Luffy skating over to grab Zoro. And Zoro and Sanji doing that face off forehead thing while they skate in circles. And Luffy throwing his arms around both their shoulders and skating off with them and doing a cute little run and
skk au where they actually develop telepathy but it happens after Dazai leaves and during the four years they don't see each other. Chuuya is washing dishes one night and Dazai's voice pops up in his head. "I wonder what the slug is doing right now? Judging by the time maybe he's washing dishes." Chuuya goes still, mouth hung open and goes "yeah I am mackerel." He hears a "what the fuck" ten seconds later.
THEY ARE SO INSUFFERABLE AND HORRIFIC AND AWFUL BUT SO AMAZING AND DORKY AND THIS PART IS SO UNFAIRLY FUNNY AND CUTE AND WHOLESOME-- PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE MORE SCREENTIME IN S2. PLEASE LET THEM TAKE OVER THE SHOW. I KNOW THEY'RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE BUT I NEED MORE OF THE VEES.
And the most important scene of them all (to me):
First of all, how is Vox doing that. Second, you just know that these two douchebags are going to bang so hard with Alastor getting his ass kicked replaying in the background after this. I hate them so much.