#oh my goooddddd I can’t keep doing this

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

Oh I’m hurt, I am very much hurt

[satoruhour]

omg T i have a thot omg omg omg

imagine before nanami proposes idkdkfkf he has like fantasies where you wear the engagement ring he has bought a few days ago like one happens right when you are stroking his dick and his eyes are locked onto ur hand esp ur ring finger which he plans to put the ring on and omgggg imagine the grin he'll have on his face 😭😭 like he can barely keep the qn in his mouth and like you're just like "is this feeling too good this time what is it? and he's like "nothin...." IWJDKRKFKKRKFKFK i love that mannnnn

a/n: DUDEEE ROSEEE OH MY GOOODDDDD???????????????

warnings: oral (m! receiving), handjob sort of, fantasising about marriage, praise, pet names, brief unprotected sex, n*sfw under the cut

nanami has a penchant for anything that you do. especially when it’s when you push away his hand and take the lead in the bedroom, wanting him to relax after such a tiring mission. the curse he was up against didn’t stand a chance, but it still gave him a difficult time with its regenerative tendencies.

it’s one of the things that nanami loves about you: you resist against the norms of him taking care of you, because as much as you love being pampered by him, you also know that a relationship is meant for two people. it’s part of why he can’t wait to book a date with you, open that velvet box and probably forget all the lines he practiced. nanami lets you push him onto the bed, stripping his jacket and shirt off of him and tugging at his underwear. he lets you palm his bulge and praises him for doing such a good job on that mission.

“you did a good job today, kento.” you mumble, thumbing at his clothed tip that is so quick to slip out some pre-cum. his blue boxers darken from the liquid, responding to your fingers easily.

your boyfriend laughs, “you weren’t even there at the mission, my love.”

you shrug, smiling when you see his dick twitch from your hot breath, “don’t need to be. the fact that you made it home safely to me is praiseworthy enough.”

nanami sighs when you peel off his underwear and the cold air hits his cock, immediately contrasted with the hot breath from your mouth as you hover over his sensitive length.

“you spoil me.” your lover sighs when your lips first descend onto his dick, suckling at the sensitive tip that’s so angry and red. it’s begging to be put in you, yet you shut him up by bobbing your head and nanami’s groans go straight to your core. your hands stroke the places you can’t reach, feeling the mushroom head hit the back of your throat occasionally.

in a feat of confidence, you draw out a choked moan from your boyfriend when you bury your nose in his pubes. he bottoms out in your mouth, feeling tears prick at the corners of your eyes before you come off of him with a big breath.

“you take cock so well, sweetheart.” nanami mumbles breathlessly, eyes trained on the strings of saliva drooping from your mouth. it shifts from your warm mouth to the hand that’s playing with yourself secretly. they go past your pyjama pants and right to your folds. and then his eyes are shooting back to your hand lazily stroking him.

you’re giving his tip little kitten licks, and nanami wants to put a ring on you. there are way more reasons — from the way you have to do nothing, stress leaving his body once he takes a look at you, to the way you help him to tie his tie even both of you know he knows every step. he loves your caring demeanour and the 180 switch up when you hear people talking shit about you.

even when your hand’s squeezing at his cock, his eyes are hazy and glossy, possibly hallucinating over how there seemed to be a ring on your fourth finger and it’s almost scary, the grin that appears on nanami’s face.

“does it feel too good, kento?” you ask, a little worried at the smile that looks borderline insane.

“w—what?” nanami’s stupor is broken and he’s brought down back to earth and the big shining ring on your fourth finger is gone, “it’s nothin’ . . baby.”

nanami’s voice breaks again later when you ride him, breathless pants leaving both your lips as you bounce incessantly on him. “can’t wait to become your wife, ken . .” it was a passing remark, a statement made drunkenly as your boyfriend’s cock fills you up so well and you gasp at the confession.

nanami only grunts at that, arms wrapping around you and trapping you instantly — “what was that? didn’t quite catch that, sweetheart.” just as he plants his feet into the mattress and snaps his hips up into your drooling cunt.

you collapse into his embrace, a small smile tugging at your lips. “wan’ you to put a ring on my finger and fuck me all day long.”

“yeah?” nanami grins, planting a soft kiss onto your lips which turns sloppy soon enough, matching the obscene way and speed at which his cock impales you.

“i’ll do just that, baby. just watch.”

request something here ✶

[def-not-kaz-brekker]

no no but monster is probably my favorite epic song because ooohhhh myyyy goooddddd it’s like the entirety of the musical so far has been building up to this

Like “is the cyclops struck with guilt when he kills, is he up in the middle of the night? Or does he kill my men to avenge his friend and sleep, knowing he has done ‘em right”?? like in ‘my goodbye’, (end of cyclops saga) Odysseus is already having trouble sleeping (“what’s a title that a goddess could lend, if I’ll never sleep at night?”) LIKE OKAY JAY OKAY

“when the witch turns men to pig to protect her nymphs is she going insane? Or did she learn to get colder, when she got older, and now she spares them the pain”?? Odysseus references how long it’s been, time passing, in ‘there are other ways’ (“but it’s been twelve long years”)

“When a god comes down and makes a fleet drown, is he scared that he’s doing something wrong? Or does he keep us in check so we must respect him, and now no one dares to piss him off?” Pretty obvious; in ‘ruthlessness’ when poseidon says “in all my years of living, it isn’t very often that I get pissed off”

“Does a soldier use a wooden horse to kill sleeping Trojans because he is vile? Or does he throw away his remorse to save more lives with guile?” tbh I’m not sure on this one but could be Odysseus’ internal turmoil in general ORRRR the fact that he decided to drop the baby from the walls of Troy to save his family (“save more lives with guile”)

AND THEN AND THEN [agh I love this song so much]

The “ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves… and deep down I know this well” BROTHER YOU HAVE ME ON MY KNEES

“I lost by best friend, I lost my mentor, my mom, five hundred men gone— this can’t go on!” JFC

“I must get to see Penelope and Telemachus!” ALWAYS THE SAME WAY OF SINGING THEIR NAMES OH MY GOD THIS KILLS ME

“so if we must sail through dangerous OCEANS AND BEACHES, ILL GO WHERE POSEIDON WONT REACH US, AND IF I GOTTA DROP ANOTHER INFANT FROM A WALL IN AN INSTANT SO WE ALL DONT DIE—“ dead, oh my god.

I have a lot of feelings about this and feel free to add more thoughts on this

[dragon-cookies]

So I was finally able to sit down and watch the finale of MLP! Check out my thoughts as we go under the cut below here! BEWARE OF SPOILERS and just me rambling about ponies (mostly Discord because I love that noodle horse). 

- Really kinda bummed out that they just retconned Grogar into being Discord tbh. He seemed like a really interesting villain who actually wanted to try a different tactic when it came to defeating Twilight and her friends. And man poor Discord, the writers really don’t want him to change too much it feels. I did like him being a bit irresponsible but well-intentioned to begin with, but even Applejack’s calling him out on it now and I cannot blame her. 

“For all the time you spent with us, you really haven’t picked up too much in the way of friendship lessons, huh?” THAT’S COMPLETELY FAIR TO SAY AND I’M SAYING THIS AS SOMEONE WHO LOVES DISCORD. The writers are really doing him dirty here oh man. 

- okay but this is also very good:

thank you hasbro for providing fuel for my little gremlin raricord shipping heart. Rarity loves to toy with his beard and no one can take that headcanon away from me

- OOH DISCORD YA DONE GOOFED NOW

“What do you MEAN you sent the baby to another dimension for a PLAYDATE.”

- “FLY YOU FOAL!” Okay painfully obvious LOTR reference aside, that’s the first time I’ve heard Discord sound genuinely terrified and I feel for him. For the first time he’s actually powerless to do anything and he can only hope that Twilight will know what to do. 

- Cozy Glow is also such an odd villain because I feel like I want to like her more than I actually do. Villains that are just absolutely balls-to-the-walls diabolical are usually a ton of fun to watch, but the fact that she’s got basically no backstory as to why she’s so evil just kind of makes her pretty uninteresting in my eyes. If she just likes being evil just because, she sort of just comes off as a spoiled brat. Like she sees having friends as  a way of manipulating people into doing what she wants, but why? Did she have a bad experience with friends when she was younger? Why did she want to get rid of all magic in Equestria? Why does she want total domination over Equestria? Where are her parents?  Why did they redeem a cult leader but send Cozy, an entire CHILD, to Tartarus. That one still just sends me reeling every time I think about it, but that’s neither here nor there. 

- Oh nooo Discord legitimately apologizing my heart. 

- And then the Mane 6 just glare him down OOF. I always have such complicated feelings towards how they treat him tbh because on one hand yes his behavior should be acknowledged and be made clear that its not okay but ON THE OTHER HAND they’ve definitely all given him some major stink eye every time he messes up and I don’t blame him for getting defensive at times. Like yeah he’s not perfect but the Mane 6 aren’t always the nicest to him either when he does make a genuine mistake. This is sort of something I’ve noticed ever since Keep Calm and Flutter On. It’s not that I think he should be coddled and forgiven every time he makes a mistake, but the way the Mane 6 treat him sometimes feels like they’re just more annoyed with him than wanting to actually help him become a better person. Tbh it’s no wonder he attached so strongly onto Fluttershy, she’s the only one who gives him an actual chance.

- So none of the villains know how to use Discord’s chaos magic? Tirek absorbed Discord’s chaos magic before and seemed to have no problem but eh I digress

- DISCORD CALLING OUT TIREK’S DADDY ISSUES OOP

-  Oh shit they’re actually threatening to rip Spikes wings out that’s INTENSE. 

- And of course friendship saves the day! Taste the rainbow motherfuckers

- Oh look my dorks are standing next to each other again. Nice

- Pinkie is the only pony who can somewhat wield discord’s magic. I am not surprised because Pinkie but now I can’t help but wonder if she’s got some distant, distant draconequus family genes somehow 

- Tia, Tia that face 

Scheming couples? Sign me up 

- Oof, I do feel a little bad for Cozy and Tirek. Just turned to stone while cowering in fear. Does Equestria just not have any sort of trial system at all? I could see turning enemies into stone as a good method of neutralizing them, but as far as I can tell these guys aren’t ever brought back for a trial. 

Also Discord YOU were turned into stone. You seem all too excited about making someone else suffer that same fate

- So we flash forward to several years later. I really love Canterlot seems to be way more integrated than it was before! 

Is that dragon giving that pony a flower. oh my GOODNESS THAT’S CUTE

- Oh god oh LORD I don’t like that adult Spike design. Why couldn’t he have stayed chunky 

- DANG Twilight you got TALL. Is the height just like a thing that you get when you become a royal or??? Either way it just looks odd to see Twilight looking like that imo

- OHHH THERE ARE THE GIRLS

- Aaaaaaaa Pinkie’s little daughter is so cute 

- Oh?? Rainbow and AJ seem to living together?? Not my personal ship but nice

- Tbh of all the ships that they could’ve made canon (besides Lyra and Bon Bon) I’m glad they went with Cheese and Pinkie. Those two were perfect for each other ever since they met 

- Okayy hasbro you got me that last song is really goooddddd. Overall, I think this was a good conclusion to the MLP series. Not perfect, but definitely solid. I’ll most likely be picking and choosing some stuff when it comes to my canon, but I’m overall happy with it

[prettylittleliarsxxxx]

107 thoughts I had during 7x20 “til deAth do us pArt “

so... the last one.....and ... I’m real glad about it my friends

ohhhhhhhhhhh

MONA IS A BAG DESIGNER????

the fuck? lucas???

this is a dream right

what’s happening

why is jenna on a horse

something fucky is happening here

is this it is this it

is this a.d.

IS IT

don’t kill mona

was the intro weird for anybody else

ugh ezria stab me i’d rather die

grossssss

what the fuck is happening

ohhhhhhhhhh emison babs

GRACE cute who’s the other one

lily!!!!!!!! CUTE

PAM!!!!!!!!!!

what u up to pam

MELISAS SPENCER MELISSA lakhsglahge

ugh toby

ah so he’s doing volunteer work in africa!

she bought that truck? seriously? -_-

god nobody likes you addison. love dat homophobia

YAS ALI

seriously if they do a spin off of addison, I’d rather die than watch it

why the fuck is jenna in the school

addison is the worst

so caleb is bitching about Hanna’s decisions again great. shocking.

MONA VANDERWAAL I LOVE YOU

vandermarin <3 <3 back at it again <3 babies

mona ;_; what is with what they did to her character

i swear to god if it’s mona I will be fucking enraged

ezra talking casually about banging aria on the honeymoon (: (: (: (: great (: (:

MELISSA

good shit hanna

but also caleb can go die

GET IN THERE LADIES

Oh gee funny how that worked out eh

blegh vomiting

that was a weird transition like all of a sudden BAM ezria sex lol also the lighting was so harsh in contrast

pam is gonna fuckin die isn’t she

shut up caleb nobody likes you

i hope he dies lol

melissa!!!!

whats up aria whats going on

bitch wy can’t you!!!

ugh mona please no please no

tell him what!!!

oooo so she got sucked in again

AvaMona

i always knew i liked her (aria). I can’t have kids either

that is not spencer nope

could everyone stop being dicks to mona what the fuck

byron is a fucking moron lol

wine moms!!!

fuck u ashley

ezra’s gonna be the baby daddy isn’t he

she wanted to be sure like you don’t understand this kind of thing ezra

go fuck urself

ohhhhhhhhhhhh emison

ughhhh

oh my god damn enough about babies

the ships really were the worst part of this show lol

so can we talk about how the emison sex scene so far was literally nothing compared to the spoby or ezria sex scene or….

ok so there’s twiner but is it a dream or….

welp at least they got the good actress to do this

also I’m soon here for british spencer

WREN

I love Troian so fucking much

ok but this is actually ridiculous lol

i’m lol this is worse then i expected

w o w though like w ow

kudos to troian and julian but this is

some kinda awful

bitch killed wren!!!!

like i’m so here for double the troian because she’s doing fucking phenomenal but story wise this is fucking horrendous alkhgd;kaewhekhag

oh god so it’s wren

this is all so ridiculous lol

10/10 would kill to see Byron punch Ezra

at least A.D. put Ezra in a cell like he deserves

yay fake spencer kill ezra!!!! do it!!!

uhhhh yay team sparia?

GOOODDDDD Toby is gonna figure it out first? fuck this

thank god it’s almost over

jenna will for sure know

like JENNA and TOBY are the ones who figure it out???? while everyone is more concerned about Ezra ugh

well at least mona isn’t evil

YEP A.D. bought Toby’s house what a shock

this is fucking absurd oh my god

well again at least they picked train to do this

HES NOT GONNA KNOW WHICH ONE TO SHOOT LOL

listen I would actually love it if he picked the wrong one

ughhhhhhhhhhhhh stab me

luv seeing predators get validated (: (: (: (:

ugh marlene . she shoulda shot him

i wish i was dead lol

you can tell they were all genuinely crying though lol Shay looks like she’s going to fling herself off a fucking cliff

is he gonna die in france??

oh jesus

not more dolls please no more dolls

who’s that guy? he’s cute! get it mona!!!!!

someone was supposed to die what is this bullshit

mary and fake spencer?

is mona keeping them

oh jesus