jason todd but he treats you like you invented sliced bread
jason todd but he gags at the thought of people that aren’t you checking him out and trying to get with him
jason todd but he calls you princess and buys you whatever you want
jason todd but he’s taller than you, stronger than you, and yet still the most gentle person you’ve ever met or been with
jason todd but you both tease and flirt with each other like you’re still in the honeymoon phase
jason todd but he acts like your guard dog
jason todd but he kisses and bites at your neck until you’re weak in the knees
jason todd but he eats you out until your legs are shaking from how many times you’ve come before he even thinks of pulling his cock out
jason todd but he’s folding you over his arm and fucking you so hard you’re dizzy
jason todd but he calls you pretty all the while like it’s the only word he knows
jason todd but he cleans you up after, cuddles you for hours
jason todd but he already has you asking when can you do it again
jason todd but you wake up to the smell of bacon and coffee the next morning
jason todd but he’s the best boyfriend in the world
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thinking about the first snack break in ISAT. thinking about how it's so easy for the player to forget that Odile technically does say "we're not friends" because she's so obviously joking. it's fun banter between people who very clearly care about each other very much! there's no reason to think it's any more significant than any other goofy little exchange.
but I noticed something when watching someone else play through the game for the first time.
at the start of the game, Siffrin calls the party his friends. all the flavour text for the craft skills and for when you save says "your friends".
and then after you hear this conversation for the first time. Siffrin doesn't say anything. you don't even get to see what they're thinking.
but all the text changes to "your allies".
I need to go lie down
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pete the cat and garfield as reigen and mob guys listen to me do u see my vision
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The debates about whether Mean Girls (2024) is a "good movie" is so silly to me. Must a movie be good? Is it not enough to watch Reneé Rapp in a sexy angel costume singing her face off while everyone around her vibrates like they're being exorcised for seemingly no reason?
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