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lets hear it for the femmes who have strong boundaries re: eating ppl out but will gag themselves on all forms of cock without a second thought 🥰
this post is about lesbian sex
#personal#ok to reblog#i do enjoy eating ppl out to be fair!#i just prefer cock whether its silicone or bio < 3#this is also why i say I'm predominantly femme4butch#and not only femme4butch#cause im really femme4dyke-cock#also i am 100% using the femme4[blank] format as a cruising communication i hope yall know that#dating life is different and still predominantly leans femme4butch but thats a byproduct of the ppl i attract most#eating ppl out is a like ..... i gotta really trust u act#but when i feel ready & if whoever im with likes that.......... its dinner time baby#i just struggle with ppl expecting things from me sexually as a whole and eating ppl out is one of those really charged actions for me#bc of the expectation that bc i am a lesbian i want to eat pussy 24/7#(if ur an adult autistic PDA and reading these tags: does this show up in ur sex life too??? im so curious)
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OH MY GOD A YEAR AGO TODAY .
#thats literally insane what do you mean that crazy day was last year. oh boy ok hastily thought up recap thought time#what that day included:#stupidly going out into july in los angeles heat that morning in jeans and a long sleeve black shirt#in that state of extreme sweatiness: meeting john l of tmbg fame. who id be seeing in concert that exact night#an insane story i have told before but nonetheless incredibly bonkers#later that day when i went out again i (also stupidly) wore sandals that cut up the back of my heels#i toughed it out later and put socks on and the russell brand of cdg high tops on and danced at the concert anyway#wore a full gold glitter suit. was still worried about being unnoticeable#i was too scareddddddd to talk to christi who i saw hanging around before the show which i regret#the best part of the concert and that trip to california was seeing it with my best friend who i finally met in person for that trip#he was dressed as ron and i of course was russ in the glitter suit. my hair did not turn out as magically russ as desired#what else. i was too ough before the concert to eat my combination lunch dinner of panda express something#but i did get overpriced fancy crackers and rosé at the hbowl which was my sparks dinner#ok now let me get to the show itself. i did a review the night of but lets see if there are any details i forgot that i can remember now#like right at the beginning of so may we start there was the audible sound of a glass breaking so awesome. someone was ready to get down#russell getting choked up talking abt their mom taking them to the hollywood bowl as kids i haven't stopped crying#oh yeah all the stupid people in the pool circle (front seats) who didn't care about seeing sparks. youre all going to hell#especially the people that left before the show ended#russell achieved some maximum awooga levels but i may have been picking up on those especially because of the rosé#russell saying to the audience in between singing all that how beautiful it looked with everyone turning the light on their phones#another thing i havent stopped crying over#also got a fun bootleg shirt specific to that show when walking back to the hotel. thank you slightly sketchy guy#that whole night and everything was bonkers insane and wonderful can i Please relive it now. please#like literally this time last year adjusting for time zone i was uhhhhh. probably injuring myself in those stupid sandals#and id do it again! well maybe not but id relive that day again#ok anyway. one year huh
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#vent post#ok to rb without screenshotting the tags but idk why you'd do that anyways#I'm once again wishing every fellow adult living with their parents a very 'I'm sorry o7'#mom's getting on my case about 'not wanting to be part of the family'#but if dinners are always silent and uncomfortable with all of us not talking then I think it's normal for me to leave the table#when I'm done eating. it's not 'not wanting to be part of the family' it's just not wanting to be somewhere awkward as hell lmfao#like oh okay sorry let me sit here for another fifteen minutes silently bc y'all ignore every conversation I try to start. jesus christ.#goddddddddddddddddddd fuck the housing market lmao#I love my family but I'd like them a hell of a lot more if I didn't live here#a little distance does wonders#anywaysssss sending love to everyone else who is perpetually stuck at home. esp oldest siblings and ill folk 🤝#we'll get out eventually#no more silent dinners and people who find your optimism and attempts to lighten the mood to be juvenile#stay miserable and pragmatic and 'realist'. no joy or whimsy. fucking whatever. I'm not sinking down to cynicism.#what's the opposite of being the moody black sheep of the family lmao. I'm the only one who seems to enjoy being unserious#ok. vent over but fr anyone else stuck at home when they don't want to be: i love you and we'll figure it out in time. things WILL work out#delete later???
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update: is click and horropedia and pavia shipped together anything (yes i am just shoving my favorite characters together but)
listen people already ship click x horropedia and also i’ve seen pavia x horropedia around and i personally think click and pavia should kiss so…..
bats my comically large eyes
#it is 10 pm and i have not eaten i’m going a little insane#horropedia please come home i need to put you in the wilderness w ur boyfriends and watch u stand close to each ofher#rarepair hell#reverse 1999 click#reverse 1999 pavia#reverse 1999 horropedia#what the fuck would the ship name even be tho like#i get horroclick (or clickpedia) and horrovia but#how do i combine those#note: i am a multi shipper but i am always of the belief that all of them could be in a polycule if we tried#reaches my hand out to you like that one gif of mercy overwatch#come…. listen to my headcanons boy….#pavia is very very attention starved and his bfs love him dearly#pavia and horropedia argue abt the stupidest things ever all of the time#click likes listening to pavia and very occasionally providing his input on stuff#click taking photos of his bfs…#all of them watching horror movies together….#ok i need to eat dinner
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the peanut butter cult, who live in the peanut butter desert, summons the peanut butter god by sacrificing a member of each of the 3 races (teddy graham, peep, gummy worm)
note the cult leader pictured in the first image, the altar visible in the second image, the frontal view of the peanut butter god in the third, the crowd of onlookers (and horror of the peanut butter god) in the fourth, and the summoning circle most clearly visible in the fifth and final photo.
this is what my family does to celebrate mother's and father's day: we make horrifying cake creations. the plan initially was to do a beach episode but now we're gonna do that next year
#body horror#sort of. its candy. candy body horror.#food#cult mention#thats also true#ok i dont think?? this needs any more content warnings?? but i mightve missed something#ali this is what me and my sister had to leave so abruptly in order to do:#create this wonderful peanutbuttery monstrosity#there's a whole series of these things and a whole story and narrative but i. simply do not have time for all that.#suffice to say the teddy grahams peeps and gummy worms are all equally terrible and all equally capable of good#although admittedly the teddy grahams are. perhaps the worst. although they did make solar panels recently?#are they amending their ways?#going by this probably not lol#anyway thats enough rambling i got to go eat dinner
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gonna need people who are not so much as a us size 6 to stop referring to themselves as things like "fat pig" and so forth. obviously no one should be doing this but if i can count all your vertebrae when you lean over and you consistently wear sizes xs/s you can at least not say things like "i've been really good lately and not been eating until the afternoon" in front of normal people
#sorry to vague but skinny people should consider not pretending to be fat#then i was like “what the fuck does 'being really good' mean? that's not being good” and she started laughing like yeah you know that's an#insane thing to say#ok thanks i will struggle to eat dinner now after not having had actual food all day.#like do you want me to pretend to not be aware that i'm 20+ pounds larger than you? i'm not doing that#anyway. i'm bitchy because my head hurts and i've barely had anything in my stomach all day!!! augh#me#diet tw#ed tw#?
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feeling sad :(
#sorry this is such a dumb thing to be sad about im a grown ass adult but like two thirds of the people i invited to my birthday#either cant come or said they would then bailed and like#some of them have legit reasons but some of them i'm kind of like :/ ok well i put in so much effort for yall would be really nice#if a crumb of that was reciprocated#idk i dont ask for much on my birthday i just want to have a nice dinner with my friends#and i have friends who like throw the biggest tantrum fusses about their birthdays and make it this entire spectacle#and people still humour them so it's kind of like#idk#do i really suck that bad that you cant make a saturday evening work to like eat good food#idk maybe next year i just wont plan anything#and everyone'll be like BUT SIMA IT'S THE BIG ONE and i'll be like well! i wish it werent!#bc it'll suck even more to have people not come lmao i dont actually think i've ever had a milestone birthday people just dont give a shit#this includes my parents idk like they are nice to me on my birthday but like no birthday was ever like hashtag special#and like the holidays already sucked so bad this year they did not feel like the holidays half the people i got presents for#didnt get me anything which is like fine i dont give presents to get them back but it kind of sucks to not even get a card? a thank you???#idk this is so stupid i am turning 29 i pay taxes this should not be a big deal#maybe it's bc i feel like half my 20s were pandemic years so it kind of sucks that theyre basically over and idk im just feeling sad and ol#and lonely and just kind of shitty and unlikeable#AND IT'S DUMBBBBB TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST IDK WHY I'M CRYING FUCK MY STUPID BAKA LIFE
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guys please pray for me or send me good energy or something i have to have a meeting with our university student welfare rep about our kitchen cleanliness 🙃
#ik i've said this so many times but i cannot stress it enough it is THE CLEANEST student kitchen i have seen in my LIFE#for a kitchen that eight students use every single day it is REMARKABLY clean#and also. i'm a fucking adult and i resent having someone like. checking up on my 'cleanliness'? and telling me off?#i'm going to try so so hard to be chill but honestly i've had a long day and idk if i can do it#but i don't want to make things worse bc i do still have to live here#ok maybe i need to eat dinner so i can think clearly#better make sure i leave not a single forensic trace of my existence in the kitchen or else i'm gonna be killed by the hygiene police#🧃
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my parents are talking about food/catering stuff bc theyre the main volunteers to organize lunches for theater stuff
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the fact that they use me and my friends as examples of 'picky eaters' TwT
#marble musings#cuz apparently my dad talked to ppl in robotics and they idk ate other stuff#but#idk pre portioned food probably leads to more food waste#not to mention tech theater is almost entirely neurodivergent people literally what did you expect#(also my mom was like 'why would i get vegetarian pizza' TwT i think she fully forgets ppl have dietary restrictions#kinda odd coming from the lady with a lactose and gluten intolerance and an allergy to msg of all things)#also#time to play the game of:#will orion have food for the rest of the week#hahahahahaha /neg#probably not#hopefully i can get snacks for the rest of the week bc techs goin pretty late#and i can almost garuntee my friends will either forget to bring snacks#or go 'ehh ill live'#uhh and they justifiably probably dont want food thats been hand picked by an almond mom#sooo#idk i just want goldfish or something i genuinely havent had those in like 2 years TwT#just let me be fucking normal for once#ughhh#ok this is a#vent#post now TwT#ok time to do my homework#even though i should probably eat something more than just cabbage for dinner#whatevvvver#illllll livvvvvve#/sar
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see sometimes I try and think about it all more logically. what if it was all happening to a friend. my friend!! you completely forgot to feed your kitten his wet food for five days? you haven't drunk water for a couple of days? you didn't shower or change your clothes for four days? you've only eaten two actual meals in the last two days? your average sleep in the last week is around five hours? my friend, you need help.
since it's me, I don't need help.
#most of it has been genuine forgetfulness/zoning out and 'oh it's 2am'#but like. last night i was lying awake hungry as anything bc all I had was dinner and not a great deal of that. if id been in a house on my#own i would've hopped up and got smth but i couldn't in case of disturbing grandma#(I have since purchased things that I will store near my bed that I can either take out of there#or leave them there for any such emergencies. if you call them emergencies. sometimes if i can't handle eating normally if i can't see what#im eating i can manage that - makes it less real somehow.)#honestly tho i am shocked by how immediately all my carefully created routines have fallen apart tbh#should i talk to my lecturer at uni who does the 12-2 class? to check she's ok with me eating in class? bc otherwise i will likely not eat#anything before dinnertime. probably skip breakfast#i don't know. i don't know anything. i love my course i love it so much and i don't know how i'll handle it#but i don't think i'd handle not doing it#idk im just so tired man#depression does a number on you frfr#okay that's it im turning on the heater finding some music and doing a lil dance. see if i feel better. maybe try a bit of hot water with#ginger or smth livening in it. i do want to try that. something to wake you up. ive been in a dead depressed limbo for five hours straight#and done nothing of use#tw ed#good news tho i find my anxiousness overall reduces the more depressed i am xD idk why lol#personal#puddleglum hours
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iconifies your aroace idol
#was bored and did this instead of… whatever else i was supposed to be doing (read: eating dinner)#kinda low effort edits since there are tons of better editors out there~~~ <3#no clue if there’s any icon editing etiquette i need to follow but anyways! idol sengen mona best mona thanks for coming to my t e d t a l k#ok so this was mobile edited and s o the pic resolutions may be kinda whack#but the dimensions of these things are 828 x 828 and i find that pretty funny actually so i’m gonna leave them as is—
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hehe hi 👋 it's me :3
for the ask game:
27. What's your favorite book? (or just one you've read a few times?)
26. What are some seemingly childish things you like?
43. Do you have siblings? if so how many?
34. What's your favorite flower?
9. When is your birthday?
19. Do you have a best friend? how long have you
been friends?
50. Wild Card. any question, ask away!
did you listen to the new Hozier album yet?! :3
21. How was your day today?
and
28. How are you, really?
<3
- girl-hobbit 🤎🌿
ow wow ok!!
27. six of crows is so good. so good.
26. i love cartoons, games like 4 square, coloring books, climbing trees, popping bubble wrap, splashing in puddles, doing carwheels. uhhh a lot of things :]
43. i have a sister 2 years older than me and a brother 6 years younger than me :p
34. just wildflowers i guess???? like fields of them <3333
9. october 27 :D its the best birthday
19. sort of? i have two friends ive known since like 2nd grade and we are really close but we’re also close with other people. i guess yes??
50. ok dont hate me but i listened to the first like 5 songs the day it released and then i kept gettinf distracted and forgetting so i havent listened to it in full yet :(( i will though i promise!! ill do it today >:3
21. good! i got a root beer float at school :DD
28. tbh i keep getting really upset about school and its Not Fun. more in tags
#thank youu#<3#ask#girl-hobbit!#ok mini rant :#i hate the fact that i have to wake up hours before my body naturally wants to#then stay in the same place for 7 hours mostly just sitting at a desk.#i get home around 4. rest for maybe an hour/do chores. eat dinner at 6. maybe watch a show with my parents.#one thing about me is that i have a super hard time focusing/starting things! so it takes me 3/4 hours to do my homework#especially when i think its stupid. if its a lot of work and i think its stupid my brain straight up refuses to do it.#and then i also have issues falling asleep so i get maybe 5-6 hours every night if im lucky.#theres no way i can alter my schedule to make it better. theres no solution for me unless i give up more freetime!! wtf!!#learning is great and important but this schedule does not fucking work for me. it just doesnt. and it pisses me off !#anyway. that was kind of a full rant not a mini rant. sorry bout that.
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DESPITE EVERYTHING I did have a blast watching you play Pain Simulator 2021 <3 Personally <3 Excited for next time! It's only uphill from here!!!
Also some other stuff I wanted to follow up on from the stream (if I'm forgetting something. Well. We get there when we get there):
Omoinotake - Moratorium is the music video I meant... IDK if it fits as a song It's Not About That but literally every other frame is a pose I want to draw AraSawa in... (also the "take" in Omoinotake is the same kanji as Jo and I'm prrrrretty sure this is the theme for a thing where a patriarch falls in love with a subordinate so Lol)
HOSTESS HEAT ACTION GIF LOCATED
You see what I mean. Look at how far he has to bend down to headbutt Kiryu. He's probably standing on SOMETHING I don't think he's this tall normally but my man lookin' Large...
At any rate... enjoy your rice balls <3
LMAO I HOPE IT WASNT TOO TRAGIC TO WATCH at some point when i encounter a 'dead run' i just gotta switch it up to chatting more which. I Think I Tried but w/e POINT IS NEXT RUN'LL BE BETTER. DEF MODIFYING MY NOTES AS WE SPEAK
AND I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN BOUT THE MUSIC VIDEO i see the vision 1000%.......
GIF SPOTTED YAAAAA rbing it right after posting this. need to have it easy access..
WHY IS HE SO FUCKIN TAALLLLL ACTUAL dbz broly height thats fucked up (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
#snap chats#the rice balls were MAD good... btw..#Awful so my mom's a dysfunctional adult and doesnt eat unless my brother makes food for her#she was spoiled with servants growin up PLUS my dad always being happy to cook for her. she never even says thank you..#LIKE SHE /CAN/ COOK BUT SHES JUST TOO ASSED TO DO IT EVER anyway. point is.#i remember one time we were all eating dinner and my bro was urging my mom to eat more and she was all#'if i just had rice and soy sauce id be ok' and. not to say shes right. but fried riceballs brushed with soy sauce.... MADDD delicious...#i wouldnt want to live off that but def a nice thing to have once in a while.. hehe..#im rambling ok BYE TY FOR WRITING IN
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Let’s play a game of “How many sensory items can I accumulate before people suspect there’s something odd going on with my brain”
#like ok I can buy a lot of stuff; but they are never on impulse#I typically wait three days before buying something small and inexpensive after seeing it for the first time#that number increases with the amount of money I have to spend#because I MUST determine if I will like and use it before I even think about buying it#to the point where I was actually mulling over which cheap bamboo flute to get at a garage sale one time (there were two; I couldn’t choose)#and my dad was like ‘just get both; they’re only 25 cents a piece’ and I went ‘Oh? I’m allowed to do that… I forgot’#same with snacks and sweets#I cannot eat a large cookie twice in a day unless the second large cookie is a different flavor than the first#But I can eat as many small cookies as I want in a day; so long as they are in multiples of three#I can only eat one of each thing a day because it’s weird to eat the same ingredient for two meals in a day; unless it’s cooked differently#like scrambled eggs vs egg drop soup; but if I ate pancakes in the morning I won’t eat pancakes for dinner#unless they are leftovers from eating out#I can only comment once per meeting; otherwise it feels ick#anyway I bought a lot of sensory stuff in the past year lol#and I thought about each one before I bought it#I waited four whole months to buy chewelry when I knew I wanted some#but somehow that fail safe gets overridden if it’s a small business and they have something I’ve been looking for#because why wouldn’t I buy from a small business? we love our artisans in this household#especially if the business is owned by a minority group or nonprofit for a good cause
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well. my roommate of 5 years is moving out!
#to be clear we have been best friends all that time up until last november#she's been changing a lot for a little over a year#and now wants to move way outside of the city to be A. safer and B. live alone and C. closer to her girlfriend#go girl isolate yourself more why don't you#god i fucking hate her sometimes#sorry but what kind of friend has the audacity to tell me that the friendship has been ''lacking'' since we graduated yet has not once#organized or invited me/any of our friends to anything?? like she just shows up when we all organize something and invite her#and yeah obvi we are gonna do that less after we graduated bc it's trickier to organize plans#BUT THE LACK OF EFFORT IS NOT ON ME OK SHE HASNT INVITED ME ANYWHERE EVER OK BYE#there's more to it than that im just complaining abt this specific issue today#i would say the rats and the poisoning and the yelling at me for an hour straight and telling me im selfish for wanting to eat dinner#when she knows my history#are definitely worse but. goddamn.#lol anyways she is gonna be so sad and lonely and i cannot wait for it to not be my problem! her shitty studio apartment is gonna be ugly 2#like she only sees me and her gf anymore basically bc she told me she wants to cut ties with most everyone from college#including our best friend#who is currently grieving her dead brother#and she said to me. literally. ''i was thinking of cutting ties a few months ago but then he died and so that was really inconvenient for me#like i wish i was joking#the only thing i can say is that she doesnt live in reality#i get to keep the house and the furniture (new roommate has to pay her back) so i win!
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I'm trying really really hard to have little good moments and I'm trying not to think of certain stuff but it's such a challenge... I'll continue to treat and be kind and patient with myself though it is difficult
#this is gonna be a difficult week but it's ok I'll make it#and then next weekend i get fancy bday dinner w my coworkers! at a place i would never personally eat at but i wanna try new things#and enjoy ppls company#i still dunno what i wanna do w my friends on my actual bday but prob also food#ppl love me. im loved. im so thankful
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