#okay now i sleeeeep

[midnightcrustcat]

hi have more of them

[ennard-is-near]

I will forever be fascinated by Jeremy Fitzgerald. He does not have a (canon) reason to be there. He worked the first five nights and then came back the next night when HE WASN’T EVEN SUPPOSED TO and worked a sixth night too. And the thing that finally did him in was the fucking day shift lmao.

[alluralater]

lmao so s——-sapphic deleted their blog 👀 i really hope they don’t come back and be a creep again. it’s so annoying and super predatory - 💀

they didn’t get deleted but they might’ve blocked you. alright i’m gonna brain spill about this for a second. i’m not a fan of anyone’s blog that has weird shit in their bio as they did. “i only sext girls who send nudes” or whatever it was. truly gross. it would be one thing if people were reaching out to them first, but their weird need to hit up all the dms of sapphic nsfw blogs randomly and without any prior interaction to those blogs with the intent of procuring nudes is yeah— super creepy.

btw just a psa as i’ve said before: you all will NEVER see me asking for nudes on my page or privately in dms. like there are some mutuals i have on snapchat and that’s the vibe occasionally but they send those on their own and my jaw drops when i accidentally open them in public places and it’s hot because i know them and consider them friends. i personally do not like receiving nudes/explicits from people i don’t know at all. it makes me super uncomfortable and that’s another reason you’ll never see that happening on here beyond the fact that it’s just weird to accept nudes from ya’ll. i hardly accept nudes irl unless i’m dating someone or in a relationship. people send nudes to my submissions and asks without consent and it’s fucking weird. very predatory behavior from that person’s blog, you’re right.

i also REALLY didn’t like what i remember seeing on their pinned post. it was just a rant about how they basically felt entitled to the time and sexual interest of the women they talk to on here. like a long guilt trip about girls not texting them back when they wanted after sexting. which is SUPER creepy. let it be known that i run this blog and it is nsfw. i sext with my mutuals all the time. that being said i do not EVER feel entitled to anyone’s time or interest no matter how sexual things are. it’s a huge red flag to me when someone gets upset and feels “discarded” because another person didn’t want to interact with them in a sexual manner on THEIR time. like?? hello?? it really isn’t hot whatsoever if you’re harassing/guilting someone into talking to you again. i find it disgusting actually because i’ve never behaved that way a day in my life whether it be online or irl and i will NOT have people dragging that type of s/a rhetoric anywhere near me or my blog.

your body, your sexual interest, and your time are YOURS. anyone who tries to make you feel guilty about exercising your autonomy and agency is likely a very insecure and undeveloped individual who should not be engaging sexually with any other person. clear enthusiastic consent is EVERYTHING.

[kpop---scenarios]

Mine Now

Pairing: Changbin x Reader

Warning: Smutty smut smut [18+ ONLY. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT]

Word Count: 1k

A/N: Happy early birthday, Binnie! ♡

Everything Taglist: @piscesrising01 @baby-stay92 @kisses-too-the-moon @dwaekkiiracha @rylea08 @imperfectlyperfectprincess1 @satosugu4l @iovecb97 @lordmaahes-nsc @sailorkoss @minh0scat @pixie0627 @50-husbands @jinnies-muse @yaorzu-blog @joyofbebbanburg @number1jeonginstan @skzooluvr @jisunglyricist @ambersnowxxx

@wife2straykids @silly250 @tsunderelino @1810cl @anskiiz

@ayyonoona @31maze13

“Changbin?” You murmur as you open the front door to his apartment. You assumed he'd likely be asleep as it was 2am but you were drunk and you needed to tell him the gossip of what happened tonight before you forgot about it. “Are you sleeeeeping?” You harshly whisper.

The lights in his kitchen were still on, the TV in the living room was still playing a show. You walked further inside, standing at the start of the hallway listening for any sounds of movement, and that's when you heard it. The muffled sounds of breaths coming from his spare bedroom. You shuffle your feet down the hallway, grabbing the doorknob, pushing the door wide open.

Your mouth gapes open as you watch a shirtless, sweaty Changbin standing in front of the large mirror lifting weights. You and Changbin had been extremely close friends for years, and there were multiple times that you wanted to rip his clothes off and wrap your mouth around his cock, or ride him until you couldn't move anymore, but you didn't know if his feelings towards you were strictly platonic or not, and you'd never been brave enough to ask him.

“Oh shit.” He laughs, putting the weight down. “How long have you been standing there?” He asks, taking his headphones off his ears.

“Not long enough.” You mutter, staring at his impeccable body.

“What?” He chuckles, grabbing a towel, wiping his face.

“Don't.” You whisper.

“Don't? Don't what?” He asks.

“Don't wipe your sweat.” You say, you can't take your eyes off of him.

“What's going on?” He asks. “Are you okay?”

“I'm all good.” You grin, finally looking him in the eyes. “You're really hot, you know?”

“Am I? Or are you drunk?”

“I am yes, but that doesn't change the fact that you're super fucking hot.” You whisper.

He smiles at you as he walks closer to you. You move away from the doorway, pressing your back against the wall. Changbin stands close to you, so close you could run your hands down his stomach to feel all the muscles and sweat.

“What are you doing here?” He asks.

“I had gossip for you… but I can't remember now.” You admit, looking up at him.

“You should sleep off the alcohol.” He says, going to turn away. You grab his wrist, turning him back towards you.

“If I do that I'll lose my nerve.”

“For what?” He asks.

“This.” You whisper, pressing your lips against his, only for a second before you pull back, leaning against the wall again.

“Y/N.” He sighs. “You're drunk.”

“I'm sober enough to know I want this. I want you.”

He stares at you for a moment, stretching his arm out, hand on the wall as he leans in closer to you.

“What do you want me to do?” He asks.

“I want you to fuck me.”

He smiles widely as he leans back in, pushing his body against yours as his lips attach to yours. His hand rests on your cheek as he slides his tongue into your mouth. You wrap your arms around his neck while he grips your thighs, pulling you up to wrap your legs around his waist. Your skirt rides up as his hands move from your thighs to your ass, He feels around, groaning when he realizes you just have a thong on underneath. He pulls away from the kiss to look at you.

“You're sure?” He asks.

“Fuck me, Binnie.” You smile.

He moves his hands down to his shorts, pulling them down, letting his already hard cock spring free. He reaches between the two of you, the tips of his fingers grazing your already sopping cunt as he moves your panties to the side. He watches you as he slowly inserts two fingers inside you. Watching your eyes roll back into your head, while he slowly pumps them in and out of you a few times, before he takes them out, placing them in his mouth, sucking your juices from them.

“Delicious.” He whispers, lining himself up with you before he harshly thrusts his cock inside you.

“Fuck.” You scream out, his cock stretches out your pussy, leaving you feeling so full. Your nails dig into his back as he slowly thrusts in and out of you, your head nestled into the crook of his neck, muffling your gasps and moans.

“You're so fucking tight.” He grunts, pushing him deeper inside you with each thrust. He was taking his time with you, really feeling you clench around him each time he pushed himself into you, listening to you gasp and moan with each one.

“P-please…” You moan. “Faster.”

Changbin pulls his cock out slightly before ramming it back inside you, now picking up his pace, fucking you harder, faster and deeper as you drag your nails up and down his back. You can feel your orgasm building quicker with each thrust, your clit being rubbed in the right way while he fucks you against the wall.

“God damn, baby.” He groans, relishing in the feeling of your body bouncing against his while he's inside you.

“Bin… I'm gonna…” You pant.

“What, baby?” He grunts. “You gonna cum on my cock? Go on, do it, cum all over my cock.”

“Holy fuck.” You cry out as your orgasm hits you full force, making your entire body stiffen up as you work through your high.

“Good girl.” He whispers in your ear, pounding into you. “I'm gonna cum in your cunt.”

“Do it… fill me up Bin.” You moan, holding onto him.

“Fuck!” He yells out, his orgasm hitting him, panting as he cums deep inside you.

He stands there for a moment, catching his breath before he pulls out of you, setting you back down on the floor.

“Wow.” You chuckle, your knees buckling as you try to catch yourself.

Changbin grabs onto you, squatting down before throwing you over his shoulder.

“What are you doing?” You chuckle.

“We're gonna go shower, and then you're gonna tell me the gossip, and tomorrow I'm going to take you on an all day date.” He laughs, taking you out of the room towards the bathroom.

“You're mine now. Any objections?”

[daengtokki]

Kim Seungmin/gn!reader

wc: 1.3k

rating: fluff -`♡´- (contains some very light smut and teasing)

Post-first pitch Seungmin. I was going to get into heavier smut, but it just didn't seem necessary. Just wanted to write cute whiny Minnie and try to unblock my brain.

Thank you for the reblogs! 🤍🤍🤍

★────★────★

Seungmin can’t sleep. He’s buzzing with adrenaline and leftover excitement —the afterglow of his trip to throw a first pitch at a major league baseball game. It’s happened and it’s done, and he still can’t believe he threw the ball right down the middle. No dirt, no accidental curve, no slip up on the mound.

He talked about it all night, and you listened happily until both of you finally dozed off.

“Hey…hey you up?” He turns over in bed and gently pokes your side, the spot he knows is ticklish.

But you don’t stir, so he whines a little. “I can’t sleeeeep.”

You grumble and roll onto your back. “Huh…what’s wrong pup? It’s so early.”

“I can’t get back to sleep”

“Do you want some coffee? Are you hungry?” You pick up your phone and look at the time, then to the window to see some faint morning light starting to show in the sky.

“No, I wanna pitch some more,” now he flips onto his back, shaking the bed, and mimics a throw toward the ceiling.

“Mmm yeah, you did a great job. I thought you had a headache.”

“I feel better. Will you be my catcher?”

Your eyes pop open and stare at him. The grin on his face is undeniable—cute, sincere, so eager. There is no such thing as saying no to Kim Seungmin when he gives you those eyes. But…

“I would love to be your catcher…but there’s nowhere to do it. We can’t do it in the apartment unless we wanna break something. And I think it’s raining.”

“No, it stopped! Let’s go out, just for a few minutes…just a few throws.”

“Okay, give me a minute to finish waking up”

“I’ll make coffee when we come back in”

—

It’s nice outside. Not warm, but not too chilly. The smell of rain is still in the air, and it feels like more is coming. Best of all, it’s quiet and empty—it doesn’t feel like there are any prying eyes. You watch as he flexes his gloved hand open and closed, tosses the ball (not the one he threw hours ago, but an older, more loved one) into the air and back into his bare palm.

“Are you ready?” He peeks back at you from his pretend pitchers mound and smiles.

“Yes. Don’t do a splitter, I’ll miss it.”

“No splitters.” He readies himself and winds up, and it happens so fast you’re surprised you have time to react. It’s way too early for this.

“Oh, good catch! I taught you well.” He holds up his glove and waits for your return throw.

The sun is mostly up, but it’s so overcast it might as well be twilight. Still, you can see Seungmin’s big smile glowing at you from this distance. He hops on the balls of his feet a few times while he waits for you to get ready.

“How does your shoulder feel from all the practice yesterday?”

“Not bad,” he throws you another, slightly harder pitch, but you catch it. “Throw me a good one.”

Seungmin catches your attempt at a ‘good one’, but he has to jump forward a few steps to get there. “I’m still stiff from sleeping, I guess.” He rolls his shoulder and shakes his arm a few times.

“You’re what?” You giggle and stick your tongue out, "you’re stiff? That sounds nice..."

“Dirty mind,” he smiles at you and licks his lips, and now your eyes drop and watch his sweatpants as he takes a few more steps toward you. "Come on."

“Come? What do you want me to come on?”

The look he gives you is a bad attempt at being annoyed. His giggle floats all the way over to you with his pitch, and the throw this time is soft…a little high. When you look back up from your glove he’s already splitting the space between you in two, grinning stupidly, biting his lip.

“We’re done already?”

He grabs your hand without a word and pulls toward the entrance… "we could just do it out here, ya know" …into the elevator, still silent as it slowly rises up and up to your floor. Your hand is squeezed tight in his warm grip, and he swings it a few times as the doors finally slide open.

It doesn’t take much to see he’s been on an adrenaline high for hours, even as he tried to sleep, and it was no fun not being able to go with him on his little trip—you felt lonely all day. But he’s home now, and he’s all yours again. And he’s definitely wide awake. Now you are, too. No coffee needed.

Still he doesn’t say anything, but he’s humming happily to himself.

“Minnie?”

“Yes love?”

The door closes behind him, and he’s all over you. Lips kissing and teeth biting, hands pulling at your sweatshirt, trying desperately to get it off. You pull away and do it for him, and you feel his hand run up your sides, under your shirt. It’s off and on the floor. His eyes move down your body, and slowly back up to your face. You know what he’s waiting for—Seungmin likes it when you undress him. He prefers it, actually.

Now you can see what’s going on in his pants, he can’t hide that. Before you go for his shirt, your hand slides down his front for a feel. Seungmin is ready to go, now, and you’re surprised he’s being so patient. You grab the hem of his shirt and lift, revealing his heaving chest and shoulders, and as you run your eyes over his neck and collarbone, he pulls his arms back and stretches.

A moment later you’re up and clinging to him, fingers clawing into his back. Then you’re on the kitchen table, legs wrapped around his hips. His dick, still tucked away in his sweats, pokes into you as he kisses your chest and neck, squeezes playfully at your thighs. It’s more forward of him than you’re used to.

“You are not fucking me on this kitchen table, Seungmin”

“Aw, whyyy?” He pulls you against him and stares hard, “please?” The puppy eyes again. Cute and sincere and so, so eager.

“The couch is right there”

“But you’re already on the table”

The warmth of his hand is on you, down your stomach, underneath your clothes, fingers teasing.

“Yeah, yeah I am…”

“Lay down,” he whispers.

“Ooh, you’re cute pup”

“Please”

You shake your head, “gonna have to make me.”

Seungmin swallows hard, and you watch as his eyes trace along your neck, and your chest. He rarely makes you do anything; he’s usually the one being made to do things, and he likes it that way.

“Make me…pleeaase?”

“Please?” He grips your thighs and pulls until you’re snug against him, cock pushing right where you need it to. “Uh…make you…hmm,” he starts, and you think he might do something, but he hesitates.

“Look at me”

His arms wrap around your waist and squeeze, and he looks. Eyes big and dark, cheeks blushed. Seungmin is too soft for this. He whines and throws his head back.

“C’mon big boy, make me”

“But…” Seungmin laughs, kisses your throat.

“What do you think about when you’re all riled up and horny and I’m not there to fix it?”

The sound of his breaths and needy whimpers is driving you crazy. You’re not sure how much longer you can keep going like this—all you have to do is stop teasing and take over—get him to the couch, fuck him until he begs you to make him come.

“You…taking care of me.” He says it so softly, so sweetly. “Making me feel good.”

It sends a shiver up your back and down your arms. "I wanna make you feel good.” Once again, denying him is useless. Seungmin is your prince; your sweet little pup. You will take care of him and give him what he needs, whether that means waking up at dawn…or this.

“Pick me up”

He grabs your hips and holds you close to him, but his eyes linger for one more long moment.

“Pick me up…and take me to bed”

[emelinstriker]

Oh no i mean when they meet the Master for the first time. If they are in danger do the herbal Servants get their becon location or however it works?

Okay so, if you're asking about how they basically get "notified" about their Master's location-

In the case of danger/spiking emotions, yes, the eternal bond they share tells them about how their Master doesn't feel safe. It gives them the extreme sudden urge, the need to IMMEDIATELY protect and assist their Master. They get the rough location down like a hidden sense. As in, it's like them being like compasses.

If they can't see their Master immediately upon reaching the rough area, usually Macaque listens and hears where their Master is, pinpointing them a lot more accurate.

...But that's just in the case of danger when they meet; In the usual case, it's more of a gamble of when they get know their Master is there. It can be emotional spikes, it can be strongly praying to have a lover/friend/helper...

The servants can also just have the sudden urge and need to go to some place one morning out of nowhere, which doesn't leave. Even when their Master didn't actually trigger anything themselves and just woke up from a very specific dream featuring some void black-eyed servants... At least that's what happened to my Reader/me in the life I usually draw/write about-

But all in all, when they get the urge to search for their Master is up to peoples' own interpretation. Whether they suddenly just woke up with servants now following them, or they were in danger, or even just roamed peacefully among the streets... The servants won't rest the moment they get just a hunch of the urge to go search for their beloved Master.

My brain feels like jello rn so I might've misread somethin or may have typos idk fdhgdfnsghn- I need sleeeeep-

[ritsusakumawife]

Ritsu Sakuma x Reader

Short fluff for our fav sleepy vampire!

Written by: 🌊Elyria

“Ritsu..Stop it..”

“Mm..No..”

“Ritsu~”

“Noooo..Let me sleeeeep..”

“Sigh I know Ritsu, I know. But can you at least let me go?”

“Why?”

“Oh I don’t know, maybe because I have things I need to do but can’t do because a certain vampire won’t let me go from his grasp”

“Oh? I feel bad for you. I don’t think that vampire wants to let go yet”

“Ritsu.”

“No”

“Ritsu”

“No”

“Sakuma Ritsu”

“…” ^^;

“Fine..”

“Great!” ^^

“Just..Promise you’ll do it quickly then come back right away”

“I hate you”

“You know I can’t resist that cute face of yours”

“Hm? What face?”

“Don’t act dumb! That face! The one you have right now!”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about”

“Just— Fine.”

“You young man, are so lucky I love you”

“I’ll hold back working for a bit. But only a bit okay?”

“Smile Yes ma’am”

Rhrknfndksnaja I’m so so sorry if this is bad! It’s my first ever time writing

I’m also writing this half asleep so I apologize for any misspellings or bad grammar 😅

[babacontainsmultitudes]

MWAH MWAH MWAH MUTUAL BINGO <3333 🦭🦭🦭 JWBEGWUWHAHAHAHA

HI CAL HI CAL HI CAAAAAAAAAAL

YOU KNOW. I'M REALIZING NOW THAT I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE PUT THE FANDOM ONE FOR LIKE ALL OF YOU BUT I DIDN'T FOR THE OTHERS SO I WON'T START NOW.

Calcifer my beloved friend, you knew I was gonna fill out so many of these squares for you. But for you, more than anyone, GO TO SLEEP. GO TO SLEEEEEP! Well not now snirgbiesgn it's still early even for me BUT IN GENERAL. HONK SHOO OKAY?

[lady-yandere]

Yandere Teo Headcanons

Yandere Teo~

Had to write some headcanons about my Baby! Yandere Style~ 

Just as a precaution please read my pinned post before interacting with this post and any of my other posts. Do not interact without reading my rules!

Warnings: Nothing too bad, clinginess, jealousy 

Okay! Let’s go  ☆～（ゝ。∂）

Also disclaimer: I was half asleep when I wrote these 😂 so please let me know if something dosen't make sense and I need to fix it or feel free to ask me to clarify what I meant. Insomnia stinks lol 

By the way I tried using this divider by leafsea​ cute right?

- Teo is definitely a clingy yandere, he needs constant reassurance that you love him because he loves you soooo so much! Plus he was hurt in a relationship before but fortunately you are the first to ever make him feel this way, a Yandere in training if you will. 

-Lots of pent up affection he’s saving for when he sees you in person lol

- Easily jealous even more so than he is in game, after all you’re his ~Honey~ he has to make sure that no one steals his sweetie away from him. Never, Never, Never!

-You still go to work/school while he works but he’s absolutly texting you more on days he feels lonely or if you’re with friends, he’s absolutely jelly. The jelly of the Jelly...just saying.

- If you change your profile pic as often as he does you can bet money he’s taking screenshots, and printing them out to tape to his walls, bonus: your original picture when you first met him is under his pillow. He totally looks at it before going to bed. If you don’t change it, then it’s all the same picture covering one wall. Totally not creepy. Not at all. Nope. 

- He’ll make sure they’re hidden before you visit though...but after you leave, back up they go!

- You can’t meet him yet but when you do...phew...this boy is goning to smother. you. with. LOVE! He’ll keep it in check only for a while but soon he’s going to have to cuddle you.

- He’s a puppy in human form, whiney and needs attention, only for you. “Honey~ Pay attention to me, how about a hug? Can I kiss you? Please say yes!”

- His own health is often overlooked but you, oh no no no. Paper cut? Wrapped in bandages. Fever? March your behind back to bed, he’s going to watch you like a hawk. If he hasn’t met you in person, the phone keeps ringing. “Teo...I’m trying to sleeeeep!” “I know...but I’m so worried about you!”

A little bonus of Planet Mewry Teo:

- He was incensed when Joseph stole his phone but he had to keep himself in check, can’t ruin his chances or scare you away but the latter is more important. 

- If you said Zen was your ex, he’ll be cordial, after all this is his job for the moment plus Zen is your ex, you chose Teo now so he can brag in his head and glare at Zen when no one is looking.  :Þ bleaaaa! 

I plan on writing more of these...once I get some sleep lol

Hope you enjoyed!

[ashtraysystem]

me: *yawwwnnn* man im really sleepy. i should go to sleep.

*gets ready for bed and curls up all nice and cozy* there we go all nice and cozy and sleepy and-

my brain: hey remember that graphic novel you saw at the library earlier and could put down so you checked it out? you should read some of it rn!!!

me: hnn okay fine just a little bit

*20 minutes later*

me: okay brain im really tired can we stop reading this now?

brain: yea its getting kinda boring and its long so we cant read it all tonight anyway.

me: okay cool. goodnight brain

brain: gn. ...OH HEY WAIT

me: aaa what

brain: we totally have to read that fic we started earlier

me: nooooooooo 😭😭😭 i wanna sleeeeep

my intestines: hey guys sorry to interupt but

me and brain: uGHHH

body: oh hey while ur at it can you get some water? im dehydrated lol

me and brain: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

me and brain, now that im tiredly awake: *reads fanfic*

[kokorodachidanii]

Untitled Running with Scissors Oneshot (I ship it, I can’t help it)

For @mewnikitty

(this goes with my hc that Wild Card has both ;); small warning for a brief childbirth scene, nothing graphic tho)

It was still pretty hard to believe.

Not only had Clipper and Wild Card shared their first time, something the wolf hoped they would never ever do, Wild Card had even gotten knocked up-- and with triplets, no less!!

It could be any day now! ... Though technically there was still another month before they were due. And even then, Brainz had said that it could still be another week or two after that if it ended up being a late delivery.

... And Clipper sure hoped he could be a good dad.

“... Cliiiiiippeeeeeeeeeeeerrr...” Clipper groaned as he slowly sat up in bed, rubbing his eyes tiredly as his boyfriend was moaning pitifully.

“Grop Wild Card it’s too early.”

“Cliiiiiiiiiiiippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr...”

“Go to sleeeeep.”

“Clipper... Clips... Clippy...”

“Whaaat!?” Clipper whined, not realizing what was about to happen.

“Y-Y’know...” Wild Card grimaced. Even more pain rippled through his midsection.

Clipper blinked. “... Cinnamon*...?”

“Y’knoooo-- AH!” He turned away from his beau and held his stomach, wincing in pain.

“No, I don’t know.”

“I-I-- AAH!!”

Still not initially understanding, Clipper was just about to go back to sleep, not interested in playing charades at two in the morning, but then...

“Oh...?” It wasn’t until Clipper saw the rather large puddle on the bed did the realization of what Wild Card was complaining about hit him like a meteor shower. “... Ohhhhh.”

“Geeeeeeet General Outraaaaaaaaaage...!!”

...

Having once had a family of his own, General Outrage was no stranger to childbirth. With a determined expression, he cautiously approached his teammate who was in labor. With a fierce but alert look in his eyes, the leader...

... collapsed on the spot*.

Brainz facepalmed. Looks like he’s on his own now... “... Well, it seems that you’re just about fully dilated. It shouldn’t take long now.”

“G-Guess you’re gonna be an uncle sooner than ya thought, huh Brainz? P-Powdered Parsni-- AH! OW! OWWWW!!”

“Are you okay?”

“WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE!? OWWW!!!”

“I’ve got you, kiddo.” Brainz rubbed his teammate’s head. “You’ve just gotta put up with this a little longer.”

“I WANT CLIPPY!!!!!!!!!!” Wild Card howled as if he was being tortured. It sure as grop felt like he was...!

Suddenly, the unmistakable sound of a newborn crying filled the room. Having an extra set of arms, Brainz was easily able to calm the infant and wrap it in a blue blanket.

“You’re doing great so far,” he told the new “mother”. “The second one should be coming out any minute now.”

A few more minutes of further pushing and, sure enough, Wild Card soon delivered the second triplet, then the third.

...

“... Alright Wild Card, you’re all set. Congrats. You and Clipper now have a healthy set of trip-- QUADRUPLETS!?” At the realization that Wild Card was still pushing, Brainz’s eyebrows raised in shock so high that his shades went up with them! “THERE’S FOUR...!?”

To the poindexter’s further surprise, it soon turned out that there were not, in fact, just four.

There were eight.

This whole time, Clipper had been pacing restlessly outside Brainz’s door. He glanced up as the nerd opened it up. “He’s fine now. You can--”

“CINNAMON!”

For a second, Clipper couldn’t seem to breathe. “D-Did they faint...?”

The poindexter nodded. “Outrage did, but I think Wild Card just fell asleep.”

Clipper pulled Wild Card in close. Smiling in his sleep, the bug nuzzled his big guy roughly. It kinda hurt, but Clipper knew better.

Eventually the wolf looked up, seeing Brainz holding two bundles in each arm. “Congratulations, Clipper. Let me be the first to say that you and Wild Card have given birth to a healthy set of, not just triplets, but octuplets.”

Clipper just couldn’t stop staring at them. Their babies. His babies. I’m a dad now... was his last thought before he fell forward, losing consciousness himself.

“C-CLIPPER!?”

*time skip bc I just want this to be over already*

It was hard to believe, but one of the Insurgent Generals finally had kids.

And which Insurgent had become a father, you ask? The completely unpredictable Wild Card.

... So did Clipper the walking wire cutter.

The little butterfly-like** clown snored softly, surrounded by four little red wolf pups and four even tinier caterpillars. Only six hours old, little Quicksilver, Atilla, Trapper, Bumble, Kane, Delphi, Pickles, and Klaxie, born in that exact order, are the most perfect children Clipper and Wild Card could ever have. Tomorrow, the Insurgents’ longtime frenemy Mitzi Ditzy, who had just turned nine in fairy years, will be visiting to meet the octuplets. Clipper can hardly stand the wait... but looking down at his adorkable lover and their brand-new precious lil’ litter, he feels like he can do anything. Even wait for tomorrow.

“... How are you two doing?” Brainz came over and set a tray with a glass of juice and some sausages down on the bedside table as General Outrage hadn’t regained consciousness just yet. “How’re your new lil’ bundles of joy?” He couldn’t help but smile as he reached his hand down to softly pet Trapper (the only one who had cried when anyone other than Brainz held him). Clipper smiled at the kids, then up at Brainz.

“They’re all really adorable... but we should probably get some rest. I’m not the only one who’s flarpin’ exhausted,” Clipper chuckled as Wild Card was still out cold. After all, he gave birth at 2:00 AM, and it was only 8 now.

“I can watch them,” offered Brainz. Normally he was pretty awkward with kids, but these eight were something special. “You two deserve some time alone together.”

All Clipper could do was laugh-- Brainz did have a point! “Alright, alright... But after we get some shuteye we’re gonna spend some time with our new kiddos, got it?”

Brainz nodded as he picked up all eight newborns with ease. Once it was just the two adults on the bed, Wild Card crawled over to Clipper in his sleep, and snuggled into the wolf’s side. Clipper’s never seen the nerd as paternal before, but the genuine happiness in Brainz’s voice as he coos at his new nephews and nieces is pretty much unbounded.

“... and I just know your father feels just the same~! Right Clipper?”

...

“... Clipper?”

Clipper wrapped his arm around Wild Card, already in a deep sleep. Brainz simply smiled.

“... Sleep tight, lovebirds.”

*A cute pet name I came up with on the spot.

**You know someone is truly manly when he passes out at the mere thought of childbirth.

***He metamorphosed :)

Okay okay okay. For those wondering:

Quicksilver (wolf boi #1) is the headstrong leader who inherited his dad’s scissor mastery

Atilla (wolf gal #1) becomes absolutely butch thanks to Outrage’s (who once had a wife and child himself before Dominator) teachings

Trapper (caterpillar boi #1) becomes a genius thanks to Brainz (who’s otherwise not very good with kids) but ends up joining the “let’s make fun of Butthead for being a total nerd” wagon

Bumble (caterpillar gal #1) is basically Wednesday Addams in caterpillar form

Kane (wolf boi #2) is just a chill dude

Delphi (wolf gal #2) is a total tsundere

Pickles (caterpillar boi #2) is a shy boi

Klaxie (caterpillar gal #2) inherited her “mom”’s complete unpredictability

Also WC only called for Outrage

He likes Outrage better than Brainz

But we all know he loves Clipper the most

Therefore he loves Brainz the least

So sad

T.T

[alexsyndrome]

So my new job didn’t work out which I’m totally okay with lmao I’ve been home sleeeeeping 💤 all day long. Now that I’ve caught up on much needed sleep, I’m going to clean until it’s time to go out and return all the ugly pants and shoes I bought for the job!! Can’t wait to get my money back for that shit🤑

[terrible-twst-oc-ideas]

“C’mon guys, cooperate! We need to take this picture before somebody sees us!” “Not until I get to be front!” “But you’re taller than both of us! If you’re in front, it’ll throw the entire composition off, and this has to be perfect!” “Piper gets to be in front.” “I’m crouching, because you said you didn’t want to. Now, can we hurry this up? The sun’s getting in my eyes...” “Okay, okay, fine! Ready? One...two...three!”

“Bunny ears? Really, Lionel?”

“That’s what you get for not letting me be in front!”

“Delano, forget it. Let’s just leave before anyone else gets here.” “Fine, fine. But I’m calling you both out once I post this online.” “What? Why me?” “Because you’re a sour puss who stayed up all night organ playing when they knew we were doing this today. That’s rather unattractive, you know--” “Ooooh, Piper forgot to sleeeeep~” “Shut up!”

[betwccnworlds]

Howell might have just reorganized three entire sections of the royal library because he noticed that hadn’t been done in a while, the books and scrolls weren’t in alphabetical order anymore(!!!), and he needs to keep himself busy. Time to start with number four!

[inkykeiji]

hi!!! i wanted to send a bit of my own love tonight and say thank you clari!! your fics show such passion for the characters, dynamics, and world-building that they're not only a fucking meal to read, but also so inspiring and just damn admirable 💗 you write such a beautiful reader character as well, codependent and innocent and unhealthy...while still being so alluring a role that has me coming back time and time again to your pieces. your master list is a damn gift, and i’m glad you’re in this community. i’m a bit too shy to come off anon, but could i be 🐛 anon? thank you for being here clari 💕

AAAAAAAH anon oh my GOD thank you so much for such beautiful, thoughtful and heartwarming words!!! this ask made me tear up aaaaah anon this truly means so much to me i can’t even tell you, literally all i can say is thank you for these magnificent compliments <333

eeee yes you can!!!! the 🐛 is now yours!! welcome to the emoji club wooo 🥳🥳 no anon, my luv, thank YOU for being here. thank you for sending me so much love and sharing your thoughts with me and supporting my work, i love you so much <33

[msquarmby]

I got lots of love in my inbox today, and I will answer all of them, but today I got distracted...

Just wanted to let you all know that I've seen the messages, and I love you all back! (And that I'm not gonna be sorry when I flood my dash tomorrow 🤗😏)