#okay technically the promot is 'no...not like this' but shhh

[hurtmyfavsthanks]

Febuwhump Day 28: "Not like this,"

Content warning: drugging, spiked drink, kidnapping, discussion of noncon touch

Things were going smoothly. They usually did, in Caretaker’s experience.

It hadn’t been a hard job. Sneak into the party, get close to the target, bring them out. The fact that Whumpee was already a few drinks in only made it easier. It’d barely taken any effort to get their trust, and before long Caretaker had been left to watch over their drink as Whumpee stumbled to the bathroom.

It’d been easy to slip something into their drink. Easy to lead them out of the party the second they showed signs of feeling the effects. By the time Whumper had driven up with the car, Whumpee was too far gone to even complain when Caretaker manhandled them into the backseat. The whole process had taken no more than an hour.

Caretaker found that kidnappings were a lot more boring than television would make you think.

They were in the backseat with Whumpee now, just in case something went wrong. Not that they expected it to; Whumpee was quiet in their seat, half slumped and staring lazily out the window. They almost looked like they were there willingly, no restraints, no look of horror on their face.

Whatever mix of chemicals was in the powder— it wasn’t Caretaker’s job to know, just to get it into Whumpee— its effects were subtle. Whumpee had no trouble walking out of the party on their own two feet, movements more coordinated than most of the partygoers. The drug didn’t steal their motor control, didn’t force Caretaker to do more than guide them out by the hand. All it did was make sure they’d follow Caretaker along without any questions.

They were like a sleepwalker. Pupils blown wide and nothing going on behind them, but just present enough to seem normal from a distance.

It put Caretaker’s teeth on edge. They wished they could go back to just knocking the marks out, but they couldn’t deny this was more efficient.

“God, you can be such a fuckin’ prude,” Whumper called from the front, voice loud to be heard over the radio. They adjusted their rearview mirror to lock eyes with Caretaker, giving them a look of mock disappointment. “I thought you jumped back there to get a feel or something, but you’re just sitting there like you’re in church.”

Caretaker gave them a disgusted look, earning a laugh. They crossed their arms, turning their body away from Whumpee. “Don’t be a creep. Let’s just keep it professional.”

Whumper scoffed. “Sure, professional. Like you weren’t halfway in their pants back there anyway. They’re hot, we’ve got a long drive. Why not?”

Whumpee sat oblivious to all of this. They were simply gone, staring at nothing.

“I was just doing my job, Whumper. Why don’t you do your job and drive?”

“God you’re pissy tonight. Don’t gotta be an asshole about it,” Whumper grumbled, rolling their eyes. They turned their gaze back to the road. “You know they never remember anything, right? You can do literally whatever you want.”

As if them remembering was the problem. Caretaker would remember what they’d done, when someone was totally helpless in front of them. They’d decided long ago that they’d never do more than necessary, never put someone through more than what they had to. They wouldn’t touch Whumpee. Not like this, not when they weren’t capable of even beginning to defend themselves.

They had morals. Weak, barely there, but Caretaker had them. They needed to cling to that fact. They were just doing their job.

“I’m not a monster. I’m just doing what I have to.” Caretaker said, too quiet to be heard over the radio, just loud enough for Whumpee to hear.

Whumpee didn’t respond.

[fanficcollection]

Promotion Work (Part 5)

Promotion Work (series)

Part 1  Part 2  Part 3 Part 4

Pairing: Rob Benedict x reader Summary: Saturday at the convention Word Count: 2100 Warnings: mental breakdown, alcohol

Notes: I was really productive today and wrote this whole chapter! It’s not beta-read, but I hope it’s quite ok as it is.. Please leave feedback! :)

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After adjusting the volume of the loudspeakers and checking the mics you were ready and gave the sign to one of the volunteers that everything was ready and the panels could start. Just 2 minutes later Rich entered the stage and greeted the crowd. They were screaming and clapping their hands, for them Rich really was a super-star and you had to smile. It was crazy how normal your friendship was, although he and Rob were such famous guys, it was adorable how grounded they were in spite of their success. You looked down on you, you had changed in the Louden Swain shirt before the sound-checks, it was a white T-shirt with a print looking like the band-members falling and a little text saying ‘Louden Swain’. In fact you really liked the design. They in some way looked like they were flying.

During the panel you were focussed on the technic, so the people could really enjoy the people talking, after Rob and Richs start, there were many more panels, but in fact you just needed to do the setup and told another assistant how to adjust the volume, if that was necessary. When you walked back to the green room you could feel something was different between you and the guys. You sat down next to them, you sensed that you really hurt them, when you first refused the shirt. For some moments you said nothing. Suddenly your phone rang. You saw the number of the radio station where you were working. 

“Hello, Cloe what’s up?” you answered the phone. “Where are you Y/N? Why aren’t you here?” she asked in a harsh voice. “It’s Saturday, I don’t work today. “ you answered in a shaky voice. She sounded upset, something happened. Rob watched your conversation, but you couldn’t notice anything other than the voice coming from the speaker. “Wrong. You have your day off at Sunday. Did you ever read your contract?” Cloe scolded you. “Also you left far too early yesterday. Is this job just some joke to you.” She kept going. Tears welled up in your eyes. “Sorry, Cloe. I…” you looked at the time, it was already noon.

“We saw some pictures of you on the internet, did you leave for a TV-convention?” Cloe asked, but she didn’t gave you time to answer. “Honestly.. Y/N… what did you think?” Your mouth was dry and you couldn’t say anything. “Cloe… I… I can be there in an hour.” You tried with a broken voice. “No, Y/N. That’s not necessary. You don’t have to come here. Like ever again.”

When you heard this words, you couldn’t breathe. “Please… Cloe.. I need this job.” You pressed out, tears now streaming down your cheeks. “You should have thought about his earlier. Bye, Y/N” she told you and ended the call. You starred at your phone. What the f… just happened? You couldn’t control your emotions anymore, without looking at anybody you stood up and left the room. You needed some space, you don’t know where you were heading, but you needed to get away. Eventually you sat down in a silent corner, buried your face in your hands and just cried. That couldn’t be true, you needed this job, you needed the money, you didn’t know how to get by without this money. Your whole world just broke down.

You didn’t know how long you were sitting there, when suddenly something touched your shoulder. “Are you dead?” a shy voice asked. You slowly looked up, a little girl stood in front of you. “I guess not.” You said silently and tried to smile. “But you are sad. I can see that, you were crying.” She deducted “My dad says it’s okay to be sad sometimes.” She then continued. “But I don’t want you to be sad.” The little girl came closer and hugged you when you heard someone ask loudly “Maison, what are you doing? I told you not to run away again.”

The girl stepped back a bit. “I found a friend, Daddy. But she is sad, so I said that’s okay to be sad.” She said and gripped your hand. When the man came closer to see what the girl meant you wiped away your tears. “I’m sorry, I just…” you tried to answer, but you didn’t know what to say. Again tears welled up in your eyes. But the man just smiled, sat down on the floor next to you an took Maison, the girl on his lap. “Like Maison said, it’s okay to be sad.” He smiled and just sat there. “You don’t have to sit here. You surely have better things to do” you sobbed. “Maison said, that you are her friend, and friends shouldn’t be alone, when they are sad.” He reassured and Maison still held your hand. “So, I’m Misha, and I would be happy if you want to be my friend as well.” He introduced himself. You stared at him, then you nodded “I’m Y/N”. You didn’t know anything else to say, so you just stayed silent for a moment.

There was so much going on in your head, but you couldn’t say anything. “Daddy. Why isn’t she saying anything” Maison asked her Dad “I think she just needs some time.” He answered and looked at you “But she knows that we are her friends, and we are here, if she wants to say anything.” You nodded and smiled slightly, but then everything hit you again and you started to cry like before, you would lose everything, your little room, your place at university, your friends. You put your head on your knees and couldn’t yourself together. Misha carefully put his arm around you “It’s okay.” He whispered, “It’s okay.”  

He waited there, next to you until you had your things together again. “Maison, could you get our friend something to drink, you know where you can get something.” Maison nodded and ran away, happy she could help with something. “Thank you” you whispered and leaned into his shoulder. “Wanna talk about what happened?” he asked kindly, a few more tears rolled down your cheeks. “I guess I just lost my job.” You sobbed and you started to tremble a little. “Shhh.. It’s okay.. I got you.” Maison returned with a bottle of soda. “Here Y/N. It’s my favourite.” She smiled and gave you the bottle. “Thank you, Maison. You are a true hero” you told her when you took the bottle.

“Y/N? Where are you?” you heard a well-known voice. “Y/N?” Rob sounded desperate, when he saw Misha he acted surprised “Misha, why are you sitting…” Maison stood up and waved to Rob “Hello Robbie! Dad said I could come here with him.” She smiled. Rob painfully smiled at her, when he saw you sitting next to Misha.

“Y/N!” Rob grasped. “Thank God!” He came closer, sat down at the floor. “Everything okay?” he asked, when he saw your red, swollen eyes. “Y/N is my friend now!” Maison said proudly. “I found her and I got her my favourite drink!” Misha smiled “You did very well, Maison.” He pulled her close gently and placed a kiss on her head. “I’m so proud of you”, he said. “But I think Robbie is also a friend of Y/N.”

You looked at Rob. You still didn’t know his last name. He seemed relieved and sad at the same time. “It’s okay.” You answered. You didn’t want him to know that your whole life is crumbling. He looked at you and you knew he didn’t believe you, but you couldn’t tell him anything. You lost your job because you came here and you came here because of Rich and him.

“Maison, I think we should take our bags to our room.” Misha told his daughter. “I guess there will be more time for you to spend time with your friend. Robbie will be here for her. And we will see her later. Promise.” He winked at you, took Maisons hand and they left.

When the two of them were gone Rob gently took your hand and said nothing. He just was there, sometimes he hummed a silent melody until it dawned to me “What’s with the convention?” you asked. “Rich and Matt are doing the host thing at the moment. I had to know that you were okay. You looked terrified when you left the Green Room. I was worried.” You looked into his eyes. “I’m sorry” you admitted. “for rushing off. It was just…” you looked at the floor again “…it was just too much.” Rob sat next to you and softly pulled you into a hug and said nothing. “And I really like your shirt.” You smiled and he smiled as well. “That’s good, ‘cause I really want to wear it to the concert tonight.”

The rest of the day went by very quickly. Sure, you still thought a lot about how your life would go on, but on the other hand you wanted to enjoy the weekend. You couldn’t do anything about your problems now, so you could try to forget them, at least for tonight. Sometimes you caught Rob or Rich gazing at you, but you didn’t say anything about your breakdown.

You learned, that Misha, Maisons Dad, was in fact one of the most famous actors of the show, along with two very nice guys called Jensen and Jared, who arrived later in the evening. In the afternoon you played a bit with Maison and watched some of the panels. Before the concert there was some free time for getting ready, since you still had no room on your own you again walked into the room with Rob and Richard. “Could you stop looking at me like that” you said, when you saw Richards glance. “I’m okay. Really.” They both nodded, but you felt, that they still didn’t believe you.

They put on some fresh clothes for the concert, this time more basic things. T-Shirts and Jeans. When it was time for the soundcheck you headed downstairs, everything went well, the crowd was so happy with them. And you, once again, were impressed how different those guys were on the stage.

After the last song you turned off the speakers and the microphone, shut down the whole system and left the room. You were ready to head home and wanted to say goodbye to everybody, when Rob came and looked confused “What are you doing? You promised, you would stay for some drinks tonight” you smiled knowing “I know, but…”

“No, please. You promised! I’m sure we find something where you can stay. You can stay in my bed – I’ll sleep on the couch. Or something like that. But please stay.” He pleaded.

“Rob..” you tried to answer, but suddenly a bunch of people passed, including Richard “Are you ready?” Rich asked you. “We are heading to a very comfy bar for a beer, or two…” he smiled and then took your hand, so you couldn’t say no. “But..” you tried a last time, but Rich smiled and said “It will be a nice evening, sugar. We got you.”

When Rich noticed, that you wouldn’t leave, he released your hand. The bar was, like Rich said, very cozy, shortly after the whole group got there, Rich left to pick up drinks for everybody. He came back with some beer, you thought about it, but then took one, like Rob said, there will be some place to stay and you felt like you needed that beer now. It was a very nice evening, a bit like the evening, when you met the band for the first time. After a while the alcohol was kicking in and it was easier for you to forget what happened. You were dancing with Sebastian and Matt, every once in a while somebody gave you something new to drink and so the evening went by.

Little by little the people left until just Rich, Rob and you were left. “I think it’s time to go” Rich said and you shook your head. Rich gently took your hand “Come on, Y/N, it’s late.” – “I don’t wanna go” you whined, but as Rob took your other hand and they both guided you to the exit you went with them. “Thank you, guys.” You babbled “This was a great last weekend. “ you smiled. Rob looked at you “What do you mean?” he asked. “I mean, I guess, I will live on the street from now on, I lost my jo…” you stumbled and fell hard, you scraped your knee and your left hand. It hurt “Ouch.. Why is all this happening to me” you mumbled. Rich and Rob looked at each other for a moment before the helped you up and brought you back to the hotel.  

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[cosmicmoved]

IT’S TIME FOR MIN’S OFFICIAL INTRO... a mintro, if you will. KIM MINWOO, KNOWN AS MIN; 24 YEAR OLD POPSTAR, MEMBER OF POP DUO SO:DA. this is a muse i made back in march for a closed rpg that didn’t open so i wanted to give him a second chance! (:< i’ll write a proper bio for him soon, one that makes him sound like less of a moron, but this is just a basic rundown of his basic situation & some extra facts about him! sorry if this sucks, i can’t introduce a new muse without getting nervous for the life of me asdfghgfdfg anyway !! this gets pretty lengthy, even though it’s all just bullet points, so i threw it under a cut to save the dash. please click the read more to learn about min! if you have any trouble reading the theme, please refer to the mobile version of this post!

FIRST!! I want to be clear that Min is not a K-Pop idol, he’s a popstar. Technically, he started off in the K-Pop industry, is still ‘owned’ by a Korean company and was trained under that system but to describe him that way is no longer accurate. (i’m also very aware there’s already a k-pop idol called min but as he’s fictional, a man and, again, not a k-pop idol, it doesn’t really matter that much but m!ss a deserved better anyway)

BASICS

min is tomo’s best friend. tomo, having a lifetime of awful hollywood experience on min, was one of the first friends he made after moving to LA and they were both around the same age. they’re a chaotic combo and i love them... (i know the fc choice seems a bit too easy but i actually made both of these characters totally separately & making tomo made me want to give min another shot so i decided to lump them together)

full name is kim minwoo (김민우 / 金玟雨 / kim min-u) but he goes by MIN, both as a stage name and a nickname. call him either min or minwoo, he doesn’t really care either way. (he’s fed up with people pronouncing the W...it’s silent...)

birthday: 12th June 1995. he’s 24 years old.

nobody can tell whether or not he’s a jerk because he’s essentially a nice person. is it false bravado or does he just lack tact? is he just a part-time bastard? like.....he’s not mean, he’s a good person, he cares about other people!! ...but he’s also kind of a brat & he’s VERY stroppy. he gets upset if stuff doesn’t work out the way he wants it to.

he’s a member of the pop duo, SO:DA; an okay singer, more of a rapper, but a solid dancer. also very much known for his look, something about which he’s more bitter than he lets on. (he pretends to eat it up but he actually finds it pretty frustrating, a direct contrast to tomo who loves being the designated Pretty Boy so long as it’s not in clean, shiny way; if ur gonna call min pretty a bunch of times, compliment him somewhere else too at least once if u don’t want to end up on his list of enemies)

SO:DA debuted in south korea back in 2014 but the company made the decision to move it abroad a year later in an attempt to globalise their output. it’s hard to consider them as a k-pop group as they’ve been based in LA for 4 years now and they release music entirely in english. (pls don’t mention super m to me, i made this character in MARCH asdfghgfdfh)

the group’s name was originally short for SOL & DAL, taken from the french word for sun (soleil) and the korean word for moon, but they dropped it after the move abroad. min was the member who represented the moon while his partner in the group was the sun. they’ve sort of kept the concept in terms of visuals and all the rest but they mostly don’t speak about it.

min actually grew up in the UK. born in seoul, moved to a london when he was four and then moved back to seoul when he was thirteen and then to LA when he was eighteen.

EXTRA TRIVIA

min’s not as into partying as tomo so like...he’ll go along with it and go to clubs with tomo but usually doesn’t drink as much & often ends up in charge of dealing with the aftermath of tomo being an idiot. min doesn’t really mind bc he’s used to people trying to chase after him & being treated like an irresponsible child so he likes being the responsible one for once. (actually, he’s just a much tamer character than tomo in general. i think the same heavier topics will come up by virtue of him being a big part of tomo’s plotline but, in isolation, min’s less intense. min doesn’t take any drugs, for one thing; it’s part lack of interest, part he’d never get away with it like tomo does)

min isn’t allowed to do wild shit in public or else his management will come down on him like a tonne of bricks but he likes the idea of the Bad Boy image so he kinda...mooches off of tomo for the street cred. like they’re genuinely best friends and he’s not using tomo or anything shitty like that but i can’t say that min doesn’t enjoy being seen as trouble by proxy.

got banned from club penguin when he was ten for saying fuck. (more than once bc saying it once only gets you banned for 24hrs.) it was his first experience with resenting authority for enforcing their rules on him 😔

he likes to keep this sort of...mysterious, tortured image but his upbringing was actually fairly ordinary. he gets on with his family and loves them a lot. nobody’s dead, there’s no awkward relationships.

he has two siamese cats, both aged about 3 years. they have their own instagram account that’s about 40% run by min and 60% run by his manager when they have nothing better to do (usually after min has spammed them with pictures he’s taken). in conclusion, they are baby.

this has actually resulted in them having to separate their channels of contact by purpose; one messaging service will be used for important stuff, one will be used for casual stuff, one will be used exclusively for social media (cat pics & selfies), so on and so forth.

his management won’t let him get tattoos and he’s mad about it. like to the point that he’s been known to wear fake tattoos occasionally. do NOT clown him for it. he won’t take it.

actually, min’s management is just very controlling and overbearing & he’s totally overworked but hahaha we’re just going to ignore that bc arguing with the people in charge means risking your dream career in music & potentially losing it all, esp bc you skipped out on uni and fucked up a lot of high school just to pursue this job hahaha let’s just internalise that shit and get on with it

owns the cherry coke aesthetic. actually thinks classic coke is better. shhh, don’t tell. his favourite sweet is basset’s cherry drops though hehehe (not that he gets to eat them very often, given i can’t imagine they’re easy to find outside of the uk)

actually drinks too much coca cola. that probably explains the stroppiness, as well as his awful sleeping patterns.

pepsi can get fucked

min claims to be a vegetarian.

min is not a vegetarian.

the backstory there is pretty simple; min’s fussy. he has particular tastes. most kinds of meat, esp red meat, do not fall into his OK Zone. instead of having to suffer through important, fancy meeting dinners with posh steaks and not being allowed to use his fussiness as an excuse, he started claiming he was a vegetarian. people seemed to be more accepting of that. the only trouble is that he’s now widely known as a vegetarian when he doesn’t actually give a shit. the only people who know he’s bullshitting are his friends. he just wants a mcdonald’s double cheeseburger.

min lives on a diet of utter shit. he’s contractually obliged to eat healthily when preparing for promotions so he doesn’t just fuckin collapse on stage from malnutrition. pls eat a vegetable.

o yea he’s petty as fuck. wrong him like...once...and it’s fuck u city.

also he currently has silver hair. he’s icy...u see that he’s icy......i know the graphic is pink hair but i made it as a sidebar for smth like a year ago and i wanted to reuse it (:<

ALSO !! uhhhhhh, if anybody’s interested in rping the other half of SO:DA.........pls let me know asdfgfdf i’d literally LOVE for someone to take that role hehehe! p much everything is up to you besides a few requirements; he has to be close enough in age to min, probs not too different in build (duos always kind of have?? a sorta physical symmetry??) and he's a vocalist. the personality is totally your call but there has to be that sunny image. fc and everything else is your choice too but i’d have to be chill w/it & agree that it works asdfghdd!!

[stan-and-the-newbie]

A kpop newbie’s reaction to BLACKPINK

Alexa: bold Alex: italic

today you are reacting to... BlackPink!

o damn, are you sure this band isn’t your favourite?

pFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT-  ok, good one, anyway this is them :3

((she tried sending me a picture but it didn’t work))

awh come oN

~ technical difficulties, please stand by ~

dfgfd shhhHhhHhH i know wot im doin smdh. this is alreaDY GOING BADLY

...should i just google them?

its okay, i got it. this is them

o damn. they're very pretty, but that was to be expected

yep.. so what concept do you think they have? lol as if it isnt obvious

idk man three of them are giving me death glares. uhh black? and pink?

tbh,,,,,they have the girl crush concept, like, theyre all badass and stuff

oh, well that’s..  interesting

i cant believe im letting you edit this post..  anyway, opinion on them? they dont look that similar, thank god

well the red-haired one i like the most so far since she doesn't look like she wants to choke me (and not in the kinky way)

fgjgfghj yes i see

the one wearing the 2b outfit is probably your goth waifu

omf

and the pink(TM) one looks like she's the sugar mommy of the group

m o o d

i'm guessing she's the leader? it could just be the thanos throne

they dont really have a leader..  this is also them

ah, lovely, a picture where they don't look like they want to murder me

yes, finally

a bunch of talented asian cuties, wot is new

to be honesT. i'll start with the first one from the second picture

alrighty

her stage name is rose

the first two from left to right are the prettiest imo

o rlly

i'm gonna get lynched alive for saying that, aren’t i

so, opinion?

she's uhhh 23? and a singer, and she's the goofy one

well youre right about her being a singer..  shes 21, and yes, she is pretty goofy. she is fluent in english because she is australian

n i c e

this is her kickin everyone's ass 

((Then she showed me this video))

i-

skinny legend

and they said infinity war was the most ambitious crossover... asian idols wearing brazilian carnival outfits as some dude sings that song from shrek 2? sign me tf up

LMAOO gee her voice still gives me chills rose step on me

alexa that's lewd, let us move on swiftly

sorry i just like her shes also a good dancer

i'm guessing she's gonna be my favourite

o

english speaking idols get bonus points, and she seems to excel at everything else, so...

yes, she is amazing. oh, she also cried over her fish's death

;-; oof

:( bless her anyway, you have any questions?

nop, she's gucci, let us proceed

right, the next one is jisoo

she's a qt ;; she looks like a dork i want to shake her hand and give her a hug

this is her smiling

i-

see thats the heart smile

is she the radiance? because my retinas are burned

SDFGFDSADFG MOOD

literally no one is gonna get that joke

wat if they do?

then they are people of culture

opinion?

uhh, she is the soft one, and.. she's short because why not, and she's 22 and she sings ;; 

o- i mean, she isnt really tall, but she isnt that short. yes, she is a singer, the oldest, 23 y/o and she is a goofball, a derp. very entertaining tbh

she looks adorable and has a cute name and is a goofy dork god bless

all of them are good at english but her. but she Tries- and is confused.  

o o f

tis a baby

she deserves all the hugs

she isnt the best dancer, but shes a Great singer, and very stable on stage

their hair alexa their hair is so fucking aesthetic

i KnoW

i am in pain, pack your dictionary we're moving to korea

fuck yeaH the next one is lisa

abs of JUSTICE

hot diggidy she's the sass queen, and she's uh..  23, and a rapper

oh, this is also her

she is also 21, and yes, a rapper!! a very swaggy one

jackpot

but shes a whole cutie, and the youngest

awh ;;

and she gets embarrassed easily

i see, so she's the tsundere of the group

she is from thailand, and i think shes fluent in four languages, including english

nice, man

she is also an Amazing dancer

n i c e ,  m a n

shes kinda my wife but theyre all my bias so i cannot decide it is Too Hard

i only have one bias  u-u

ofc u do

remember to only have one waifu alexa, too many waifu will ruin your laifu

a baby

they’re all cuties this is fucking illegal

it  i s do you have any question about baby lalisa over there :(

so far this is a very solid kpop band

o

lots of english speakers, cute dorks and pure babies everywhere

;-; yes

it has my seal of approval

n i c e the last member is jennie

o damn. jennie? j-just jennie?

just jennie. she doesn’t need anything else

is that an ACDC shirt

apparently

why do they all look so good and fashionable, and both glamorous and cute and pure at the same time, alexa the space-time continuum shouldn't allow this

pffft opinion?

hmm.. she's both a rapper and a singer, and uhh..  she's the second sassiest, but also a goof, and she's 23. I'LL STICK WITH MY 23 also damn nice thighs

she does have amazing thighs tbh.. WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW SHES ALSO A RAPPER AND A SINGER

well usually in smaller kpop bands one of them does the support for both singing and rap..r-right?

,,,,,,,,,now that you say it

it finally happened folks, i taught alexa something about kpop

badass

THEY'RE ALL SO PURE, FUCC

THEY ARE, they have the badass girl crush concept, BUT THEYRE ALL FUCKIN CUTIES IRL also, take this

my poor heart

jennie is so smol ;; jennie is the smolest

i'm sorry, i was distracted by the thicc

mood tbh she is also fluent in english lmao

pack your shiT ALEXA WE'RE GOING TO KOREA

y ES theyre all really cute and entertaining, they dont go over the top, but theyre still pretty funny - as funny as a girl group can be anyway

pfft i find all of them entertaining tbh. show me some songs fam 

o, alrighty. this is a dance practice, it was the first thing that was released and everyone went nuts

((Then she showed me the dance practice video))

lisa is the one with shorts, jennie has the cap, rose is the one with braids and the last one is jenniejisoo

oof, a bit too edgy for my taste, sorry. but the routine is great!

well, they were kinda made to be badass

yeah, i figured

also, a little side note

o?

their company is one of the biggest companies out there, but theyre known for their shitty management, as in, they dont really give idols many comebacks or promotions, so they dont have many songs;; even tho they debuted two years ago

well, that kinda sucks

yep..

i imagine this business is pretty finicky behind the scenes. i guess it can’t be all sugar and glitter all the time

true..  anyway, this is is one of the two songs in their debut ep lol 

((Then she showed me “Whistle”))

also, may i add, their mvs are hella aesthetic

they seem to be..  not a fan of the super edgy american-ish songs though

yeh, their second ep was better. this is from the second ep

((Then she showed me “Playing With Fire”))

pyromaniac title, piano in the first second. this one's gon' be gud

yeah, this one was definitely better - well, not objectively, just imo 

yeah then theres this beautiful beautiful song 

((Then she showed me “Stay”))

that title gives me the hibby jibbies

y e p p

nvm i saw a mcdonalds in the background and now i'm chuckling

sdfdsdfg honestly the mv is So Pretty

ALEXA I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR SAD TIMES

shhh its a nice lil song just dont read the lyrics lmao

...i'm reading the lyrics now I THOUGHT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A BADASS GROUP WHAT IS THIS

the chorus is so nice tho, with the claps

it is..  well, that was mildly depressing

at the end they hold hands and laugh and jump around in a circle in the mv and its just..  i rlly like the mv and the filter is very pretty

a e s t h e t i c

anyway, back to badass

((Then she showed me “Ddu-du Ddu-du”...?))

this is their most recent release, this time with a mini album

and i see thanos’s throne is back

y eS

these sets look expensive as fucc.. is that a fennec fox?

maybe..

and the evil parrot from rio? what is this, a crossover episode?

THE MOST AMBITIOUS CROSSOVER

first we had the shrek 2 song, now this they gon' hit me with dat turu turu du alexa halp meh  

i k r wat u gon do

is that.. a sparkly tank?

y ES jennie is an icon

i feel like i've ascended

tbh all these things were so unnecessary yet they did it anyway

well i certainly don’t regret it

that breakdown at the end is kinda cheap, but i think the diamond tank made up for it

definitely

sdfvbvGJHGthere are two mvs left

oh, just.. just two?

y es

i feel bad for them ;; did u say it's been two years

yeah..

this is so r00d

yes, always feel bad for yg artists

what’s yg?

its a company - their company

ah, i see

their shitty company

oof

here's their debut song (which i dont really like but Oh Well.)

((Then she showed me “Boombaya”..? who the hell comes up with these names?))

well, in all fairness if they're one of the biggest they probably have a lot of bands to manage

not really..  they had very successful bands though, so that kinda paved the way for the ones nowadays

ALEXA THESE FUCKING LYRICS ARE KILLING ME

ASDFGBFVDS MOOD CLICK CLACK BADDABING BADDABOOM QUEEN

"i'm so hot i need a fan i don't want a boy i need a man" BISH YOU'RE A 5 FOOT 20-SOMETHING ASIAN IDOL CHILL

hjkjhghj shhHHH

this is a whole drugtrip

it iS

are those..  black leather biker pants...  mixed with blue jeans? this is some next level shit alexa i can't handle this

y ES fashion icon

why do coke when you can watch this for free and legally?

ikr theres one last mv, and its better, trust me

..alright...

theyre cute in this one

((Then she showed me “As If It’s Your Last”))

jisoo is the one with the heart magnet and i love her

awh ;; man these titles are edgier than 13 year old me

oh come on, its a love song

that dancing, it's s-so lewd  <-<;;

it iS oh, i forgot lisa's rap is in english

n o i c e i didn't know jennie had her own ice cream business

girl is going places okay but 1:36

what about it?

th-the cotton candy part

pfff

sorry i remember the first time and saw it and was like fukc thas cute

well, it was. it was pure ;;

alright, final thoughts?

well, they're a bunch of cute and talented dorks, but that ain't nothing new. either way, 10/10 for the lewd dancing and the fact that they speak english. give dem more comebacks, fam

they have lewder choreos, but thats for another day. justice4blackpinkcomeback edition

yeS, let’s make a petition

Heya peeps, it’s a boii mod Alex here. This was the first time I put together a Reaction Wednesday post, so uh.. yeah...  I think it turned out pretty good! But seriously, a lot of work goes into these, even though it may not seem like it. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it! See you next week!

[sireneia-a]

tw: allusions to incest as one of the headcanons

wanted to explore a little with what it would mean for coirpre depending upon who his father was. i’m going solely with the predestined lovers sylvia has as a note for this post. i still don’t really have a personal preferred default father for coirpre so i won’t assume any of this is blog canon or anything.

with claud: coirpre bears an extreme resemblance to his father, and if he meets anyone from grannvale, there are murmurs of how much he looks like the late father of edda. coirpre dismisses these comments until lewyn eventually tells him that he has major holy blood as opposed to his default minor one. he is in denial of it, not wanting to go to grannvale until he’s pushed to use the valkyrie staff and realizes he is the only person in the continent that has the power to revive the dead. there’s no denying that he is a major descendant of bragi because of this. he becomes the most solemn and stern with this outcome, bearing a heavy burden on his shoulders even if he is merely only ruling over a dukedom and not a nation. he is in frequent communication with seliph post-war, but he seems to have been forced to grow up faster and disregards his quips and previous happiness. he grows out his hair post-game at the urging of his people when they realize he’s really the spitting image of claud, and he devotes his life to trying to emulate his late father in whatever way he can learn to.

with lewyn: the priest has inherited forseti and he’s most likely known this entire time what that means but hasn’t really done anything about it due to feeling close to general hannibal. as such, unlike my hc where he’s surprised that he can use the valkyrie staff when he’s fathered by claud, coirpre is not at all startled when he first starts using forseti in combat. he took to being a priest to avoid being put in a situation where he’d be more than just a support role in combat, but when lewyn tells him he can promote to learn magic, he just resigns himself to finally opening that tome and unleashing utter destruction upon his foes. he exudes much more confidence as a legendary weapon wielder ( i know valkyrie technically counts as a legendary weapon too but shhh it’s a staff.... so it’s Different(tm) and forseti is fucking broken as hell ) and he seems much more okay with leaving thracia to inherit his birthright-- a sharp contrast to how he felt as claud’s son. this is mostly due to having years of mental preparation just in case he really couldn’t weasle his way out of it. i’ll say though in this universe, he still would not realize that lene is his sister until lewyn told him. also speaking of lewyn, he doesn’t really ask him questions nor does he ask lene if either of them want to take care of silesse, and coirpre just takes it on but he sends a lot of letters to hannibal and altena both.

with alec: the ultimate happy ending for coirpre. he doesn’t really ever learn who his father is nor does he really seem to mind. lewyn tells him that he has minor holy blood but since coirpre doesn’t have to inherit anything, he moves back to thracia after the war to help the reconstruction effort alongside hannibal and altena. i imagine he’d be in good contact with a lot of the units in fe5 as well. he still has his snarky tongue on him, but he seems a lot more loose and carefree and amiable than when he is fathered by claud or lewyn. he takes pride in whatever he can do. additionally, though he’s primarily a healer with the ability to use tomes, he does seem to have a natural talent for horseback riding and later in adulthood becomes the male equivalent of the fe staple class troubadour / strategist. 

i like to think also if lewyn or alec is coirpre’s father, his hair gets more of a green tint to it than its canon color

[potentiality-26]

For the prompts! 49. “Well this is awkward…”

You said anything, so you get third party/original character POV Hartwin.  Ish. 

Jenny had figured out that with Kingsman you couldn’talways tell if you were in trouble, or just being tested.  

The trials had been going on for twomonths, the number of candidates cut in half, and she was always on her toes-even when they were technically done for the day.  So when Merlin gave her coordinates in the manor andtold her to arrive promptly, she tried to be ready for anything.

She sat in an ornate sitting room, and guessed from its size and location that it belonged to someone important.  She contained her excitement, but only barely. Trouble or not, she might soon get the answers she was hoping for.  She resisted the urge to wave at the camera by the door.  

A momentlater Merlin arrived, clipboard in hand, with Harry behind him.  

Harry looked in on the trials now and then, but he hadn’t given the candidates a codename to use for him.  He wasn’t the only one, but he was…special.  Jenny guessed that he was incharge because he was on the older side- and because whenever he told anyone to do anything, they did.  Merlin sat directly opposite her. Harry dropped into a chair behind him.  It was Merlin who said, “Well this is awkward.”

Jenny tried to look innocent.  “What is?”

“I don’t often have to ask candidates to refrain from bugging their instructors.”

Harry was trying not to laugh. Another reason Jenny thought he was actually Arthur- with the codenamesshe did know, someone had to be- was that he didn’t have a candidate.  It would make sense if he remained impartial, but she was sure he liked her.  She said, “I thought you might appreciate mytaking the initiative.”

“Were you trying to gain an advantage in thetrials?” Merlin asked.  

Jennyshrugged.  “Not really.  I have questions, that’s all.  I want to know what it’s likehere- what everyone does, what the people are like.”

Harrysaid, “We’re supposed to be testing you,not the other way around.”  He still lookedamused.  

“Can’t we do both?”

“You seem awfully casual about this,” Merlin said.  

“Whether you’re going to tell me off, or execute me, or hire me on the spot-” there Merlin snorted- “you won’t yet.”

Merlinlifted an eyebrow.  “Why not?”

“Becausethere are three chairs in front of me.”  The third was next to Harry’s.  “And I bugged three people.”

Thattime, Harry did laugh.

Merlinlooked sour, but Jenny thought he was playing it up for her benefit.  And before he could say anything,the door opened again.

Eggsy dida better job of hiding his amusement than Harry had, but he winked at Jenny as he walked in.  She met Eggsy after beingfired for punching a superior officer, and he had made her his candidate.  He handled the driving tests and helped withsome of the others.  As with Harry, she knewa fair bit about his skills- but not his codename.  

“Merlin’sexplained why you’re here?”  Eggsy gravitated toward Harry as he sat in the empty chair.

Harry had once convinced him to help demonstrate a few self-defense moves for the candidates.  The way he looked when Harry pinnedhim on the mat, the way he held Harry’s hand after Harry helped himup, the way they smiled at each other… all had resulted in a theory among some of the candidates that Eggsy’s presence in Kingsman was best explained thusly: he was the boss’ boy toy. 

Thatthey were sleeping together Jenny didn’t doubt- but she was sure there was more to it.  It was killingher not to know what. 

“Hehas,” she said.  “I hoped you’d see it asa… demonstration.  Of my talents.”

Eggsylaughed, not too reluctantly.  “Did youget anything good before Merlin detected them?”

“No.”

“Well.”  Eggsy sat back in his chair, his slouch aninteresting contrast to Harry’s excellent posture.  “Next time you want to demonstrate your talents,do better.”

Merlinsputtered.

“Iintend to.”  Jenny had actually already set her plans in motion.  

Thethree of them put their heads together and talked quietly for a moment. Merlin peeled away first.  “All right, Jenny,” he said.  “You can go back to the dormitory.”

“Yes,sir.”  She left as meekly as possible.  She didn’t want to push her luck too much.    

Adamwas waiting for her in the dormitory.  He was the best of her fellow candidates.  She liked to think that maybe he could be herhandler- or that she could be his, if things fell out another way.  His sponsor- Lancelot- had escaped buggingbecause her identity wasn’t at all mysterious- and she was intimidating as hell, not thatJenny would admit it.  

He hadalso been watching her very well-behaved Doberman.  The dog came when she whistled and she gave hima scratch behind the ears.

“You out on your ear?” Adam asked. 

Jennygrinned and shook her head as she sat cross-legged on her bed.

“Whatare you so happy about?  You still got caught.”

“Imeant to,” Jenny said.  “And I think they hadme in Arthur’s suite or something.  While I was there,I planted another bug.”  She produced hertablet. “It should pick up audio nicely- andget me video from the camera already in that room.”

As shespoke, Jenny brought up the feeds.  Adamshook his head.  “You’re scary, Jen- youknow that?”

“Shhh,”she said, though she appreciated the compliment.  It was working.  She could hear voices from the room she hadjust left, see Merlin leaving.

“Merlin’sright, though,” Eggsy said once he was gone. “You oughta stop playing favorites.”

“Me?”  Harry looked innocent.  “It was to avoid favoritism that I didn’teven submit a candidate.  You’re the onewho sent her off with a ‘spy on us better next time.’  And she’s your candidate.”

“Ihardly know her,” Eggsy protested.  “I had allthese plans for how I’d pick and I didn’t have time.”  

“Youchose well, all the same.”  Jenny flushed a little at the praise. 

Harry and Eggsy were seated where they had been when Jenny left, but Eggsy had slipped off his shoes and proppedhis feet up next to Harry’s hip.  Harry started massaging one of those feet absently.

“Iknew they had a thing,” Adam muttered, eyes on Harry’s hands.

Jenny wavedhim off.  Everyone knew they had a thing.  That wasn’t what mattered. 

“She’s giving Merlin ahell of a time,” Eggsy was saying.  

“It’sgood for him,” Harry agreed.

Eggsysat back a little more, eyelids fluttering as Harry’s fingers moved along his instep.  “He thinks we should’ve told them who we all were from the start.  I wanted to see what happened when they didn’t know.”

Harrysqueezed Eggsy’s foot, looking thoughtful. “You’re sure it wasn’t for another reason?”

“Likewhat?”

“Iknow you think I regret leaving my old position.”  Jenny had already thought Harry was promotedinto his current job- possibly against his will.  The scarring around his temple suggested arecent injury.  “I don’t.  I needed a less active role- I asked for thisone.”

“Forme.”

“Partly.”  Harry looked unusually grave.  “I’m not sorry.”

“Okay,”Eggsy said, smiling broader than Jenny had never seen. “Guinevere.”

Harrysmirked. 

Jenny reeled a little.  That… had not occurred to her, and Merlin was right; it was awkward.  She hadn’t even conceived of a Guinevere position.  It was… what?  A kind of PA?  It would make sense of the power Harry wielded among the Kingsman, if in a different way than she’d thought.  Especially if…

“Very good.  Sir.”  Harry’s lips curled into a teasing smile.

“I’monly Arthur ‘cos of some archaic rule about what happened to the last one,”Eggsy said.  It made Jenny wonder what had happenedto the last one.  “You don’t gotta callme that.”  

The smile widened.  “Youlike it,” Harry said. 

Eggsy’sfoot came to rest against Harry’s inner thigh.  His expression was still gentle, but his gaze turned dark.  “Maybe.”

Just as Jenny thoughtabout turning it off to avoid seeing anything graphic, the feed suddenly shorted out.  A message appeared on screen: Satisfied?

Merlin.  She had known she hadn’t outsmarted him.  Or- well- she had known she might not haveoutsmarted him.  “For now,” she saidaloud.  He would hear her.  

Adam swore.  “You’ve got to be more careful.”

“What’s the fun in that?” she said.  One of them would be the next Galahad, Jenny was sure of it.  And eventually she’d getall the answers she could want.

[taetomysoob]

BLOODY PARIS!||JOE SUGG IMAGINE

I’m so sorry for the wait on this request and I am also sorry if the story sounds redondant! A lot of people already wrote a story based on what happened to Kim K. in Paris and it is really hard to do something different. I hope you like it though xx

Warning : No hate towards Paris, I mean I’m legit french so why whould I send hate to my country ya know !

“Goodnight, guys! I'll see you tomorrow.” Y/N waved at the small group of french fans that had showed up in front of her hotel. She climbed up the stairs tiredly, followed by her bodyguard. “I love Paris. They're really nice, aren't they?” She stated, letting out a content sigh. “Yeah, they actually are.” Hey bodyguard replied, sending a smile. “I'll join you upstairs, I'll go and check the lobby.” He stated, before walking back downstairs, leaving Y/N alone.

Having a bodyguard following every single of your steps wasn't common but when you had about 10 million followers on social media and had some numbers one singles all around the world, it was pretty much necessary. And Y/N had had the change of knowing her bodyguard, Dave, for a long while as they were long time friends. Y/N was on a trip to Paris for the weekend to promote her latest single and she had always been amazed by the beauty of this city and the kindness of its people.

After giving a little private show for a famous radio, she had spent a few minutes with her fans standing outside of her hotel before climbing to get some rest. The first day of her trip had been amazing so far.

Once she had found her room number, she was about to walk in when she noticed that the door was opened. Nerves suddenly flashed her body as she gently pushed the door , allowing her to step inside and as soon as she did, she felt her heart flinch. And she was now left motionless by fear. A gun was pointed to her head. Too men stood there, black hoods over their heads, hiding their identity. “Give us what you got.” One of the men said, his accent barely understandable and Y/N glanced down to her finger. The sight of the sliver ring blurred by her tears. Without even thinking, she slid the ring on her finger and within a second, on e of the men had it in his hands and in a bag where she could catch a glimpse of a few of her belongings. She knew she should have screamed for her life but fear had caught up on her and she was paralyzed.

“Hey!” She jumped at the sound of Dave calling out after them and the men quickly ran off. Her bodyguard tried to run after them but they were too fast and before anyone could understand what had just happened, they were already far gone.

“Oh my god, Y/N are you okay? Did they hurt you?” Dave rambled, a hint of panic in his voice as he gripped onto her arms carefully. And despite the worried stare of her friend on her, she couldn't was speechless. Y/N shrugged him off before walking to the couch and sitting down on it slowly, taking a moment to register the actions, feeling the coldness of the gun on her forehead all over again and she was suddenly hit by a wave panic as her breathing became less and less easy for her. Dave sat down next to her, phone pressed against his ear as he was calling the police but Y/N didn't care about them, she needed to talk to him.

A couple of minutes later, the police was already around the room, checking everything as they had put a blanket over Y/N's shoulders, as if it was going to change anything. “Call him.” Y/N ordered as her eyes finally moved from the floor to look up to her friend. And it didn't took long for Dave to understand. He pulled out his phone and dialled the number that he knew all too well.

“Hey. Something happened. Her room got robbed. Yes, she's right here. No, Joe, just calm do-” Dave spoke, replying to Joe on the other side of the phone and the tears were now unstoppable from Y/N's cheeks as she was still shaking from horror. She could her the voice of her lover raising in volume as Dave explained what had happened. Y/N reached out of the phone, exchanging a look with Dave before grabbing the phone and bringing to her ear, doing her best to stay calm.

“Love, are you okay? What happened?” Her boyfriend asked, anger evident in his voice as she let out a sigh. “They put a fucking gun to my head. I'm terrified, Joe. I need you.” Y/N rambled as she felt as if she couldn't stop talking now that she had heard his voice. “Shhh, baby please just take a deep breath and focus on my voice, alright?” Joe ordered, his voice calmer as he was trying to sooth her down and Y/N nodded, forgetting that it was technically impossible for him to see her since he was in England. She took in a deep breath, just as told and listened to her lover's words. “I just booked the first flight that I could get, I'll be there in about 3 hours. Love, please just try to stay calm, It won't take long for me to get here, I promise. I love you, alright.” Joe said, speaking slowly as he was about to get out of their shared house and drive to the airport. “I love you too.” Y/N replied, barely above a whisper as she smiled to herself at the thought of simply wrapping her arms around him.

And Joe was right. A few hours later, he was now in Paris, walking through the dark streets as it was late. And it didn't took long for him to find the hotel and quickly climb up the stairs to the floor where her room was.

“I'm her boyfriend just let me in!” Joe exclaimed, anger running through his veins as the french policemen wouldn't let him in, barely understanding what he was saying. Y/N stood up at the sound of the voice and stepped out of the room, where her eyes fell on him and without hesitating, she closed the distance between them, wrapping her arms around his neck, holding him as if he was about to fly away. “I'm here, Y/N. I'm not going anywhere now.” Joe whispered in her ear as he dropping soft kisses along her neck, running his fingers through her hair, not even paying attention the people watching him. “I want to go home.” Y/N stated, as she buried her head into the crock of his neck, inhaling his reassuring scent. “Tomorrow, don't worry. We'll cancel everything. Your safety is what matters the most.” Joe admitted after they had pulled away, brushing his fingers against her cheek his blue eyes staring deeply into hers.

And this time he was able to see the nod that she gave him as Joe pressed a soft kiss on her lips, before Dave got in charge of giving them another room in another hotel, closer to the airport so they would be able to go home as soon as they could.