#okay to be fair

[milksnake-tea]

if i started writing for a date with death would y'all read it

[sharkyy599]

Was just called misogynist because I said most of my OCs are men 😭

Well, first they laughed at me for having OCs and being on Tumblr, but I expected no more from my coworkers

[ley-med]

Between two cases, I met one of our traumatologists on the corridor, he asked me to bring him some staples. Being suspicious, I tried to clarify, what kind of staples he needs. It went something like this:

Trauma bro: You know, staples.

Me: Okay, but what kind of?

T: Just plain regular staples.

Me: Fine. Will our staples suffice?

T: Oh anesthesia have staples? Fabulous! Absolutely, perfect.

*I bring it to him*

T: What's this? No, I need a surgery one to staple skin together!

Me:

Me: You do realise this is what I asked several times, right?

[cometblaster2070]

Briar: Some of us, I don’t want to name names, but some of us are letting their mommy issues make this winter break really uncomfortable. Ashlynn: Is it me? Briar: No it’s not you. Apple, who cries every time Aurora is nice to her: Is it me? Briar: It’s not Ashlynn.

[r0b0t1me]

guys how do we feel about this

[buthappysoverrated]

Idk when night is for you but here's an ask: what's the best type of tea for doing maths (or is there more than one?)

(Also thanks for reminding me of The Used I haven't listened to some of these songs for a full decade lol)

不懂小青柑的有难了真的

[cosmic-walkers]

me starting to use house of the dragon lingo in my wolf hall fics -

[wormzandgutz]

“I need to get a new sketchbook soon..” I say with 50 pages left

[telemna-hyelle]

...

i'll just go chow down on holly berries then, if Test-sama says I won't get sick I definitely won't experience nausea, abdominal pain, diarrhea, and vomiting!!!

[nemaliwrites]

why are literally so many of my angstpril fics pushing 10k…..how much do you guys think I’ll regret this next month 🙈

[yoon-kooks]

this smut is getting out of hand someone pls stop me i dont have much time i--

[zincbot]

the fucking rate of improvement on kakashi's mangyeko. okay

[marinaiguess]

Instagram post: imagine listening to love songs without thinking of a specific person. that's single af

me: haha yeah imagine.

me:

me: wait, when was the last time I thought of a specific person while listening to a love song?

me, realizing:....holy shit

[laynemorgan]

tagged by @lizzie-saltzman to search pinterest for “(your name) core aesthetic” + make a moodboard!

i'm not tagging anyone just do it if you want

[vulpiximisa]

Nobody asked but I lowkey crack rarepair ship these two (nobara/inumaki) just because I have so much merch of them individually lol

[sodacowboy]

wait what the fuck