#old-ass guy yaoi

[kharmii]

Art credit: 破壊光線@JoyClub_0626 Twitter.

[marclef]

What does Peppino think of Noise's children? Does he like them?

at first Peppino wasn't too enthusiastic, like c'mon, NOISE of all people flaunting his little kiddos around him? he didn't care much for them.

until he was around them for all of about 10 seconds.

(he.... *AHEM* might've grown on the idea of kids a little bit.)

[r0zzk1ll]

why couldn't they have just made data & geordi make out sloppy style on screen . at least once like stop lovingly gazing at each other from the opposites sides of the room just kiss the man already 😕😕 is it really that hard.. .. .

[llondonfog]

For a painful soulamte au, what if the Dawn Knight was Lilias soulmate? And to make it more painful what if Dawn knew that Lilia was his soulmate somehow and still went to war with the fae because he couldn't stand to go against the family who raised him

Not a soul knew, except for Leia.

Leia knew because she knew everything about him— the leash of loyalty around his neck, the weight of despair upon his shoulders, the mark of his soulmate tattooed like a harbinger on the inside of his wrist.

Leia knew, and loved him for it all the same.

You are a knight, she would remind him on those moonless nights, delicate features as solemn as a saint as she laid her hands against the haunted hollows of his face, as merciful and sweet as her namesake. You are the only one out of them all who has the right to call himself so. What greater sacrifice have you given to my father, to our family, than the cost of love?

He loved her, too.

Her effortless charm and wit were always happy to fill his awkward and stoic silences, and she never shamed him for his reserved nature. She was a princess, born and raised to be a queen, and it sat right inside his heart that she should realize such a vision. Her kindness to their people, her kindness to her traitor of a knight— too kind, to allow him even into her arms and bed when his nerves fail him and the shadows creep in.

It's what he feels, when he places his hand on the swell of her gown, the gentle life growing inside of her: their child, steeped in kindness.

A tragic beginning that can only lead to a tragic end.

Leia is the only kindness that he's ever known, and the irony is not lost on him that she is not his soulmate, nor is he her own. She does not speak of the mark blurred and faded on her skin, and she does not press him for explanation when he disrobes for her and only her, and the bat in flight unfurls its wings upon his wrist.

She does not need to, for they both know whose standard he bears, whose symbol lays a claim that would spell betrayal and doom for his fate.

He lies there within the shelter of her embrace, her slim fingers weaving through his golden hair, and he wonders what manner of mark lies on the fae general's wrist. He wonders if it is of a gleaming sword raised to strike, or a loathsome owl, talons curled, both prepared to rid the fae of his heart and gift it to the enemy's feet. It must not be obvious, because the fae has never reacted to his presence beyond the expected vitriol to their immoral crusade. And each time that they meet, the gratitude of a coward lances through his veins for the sake of the helmet obscuring his expression— it is your eyes that give you away, Leia had murmured to him, her own dark and forgiving as they glitter in the candlelight. Your truest emotions lie within them, crystal clear and as unclouded as the brightest dawn.

He does not deserve her unshakeable belief, for he feels like the muddiest of waters, choked with debris and tainted by waste.

He does not deserve her, and as he clutches at his wrist in the night, nails all but digging into the taut flesh as if to pull the bat from his skin—

He knows that he does not deserve the general either.

[lynxxjay]

can u draw braxton x chef pee pee yaoi

I want to I really want to but man I can't draw ships that actually look like ships and not just interactions for the life of me

[campbluesky]

Pt;

I'm an optimistic old man with substance abuse problems and a younger person who I treat like a son in place of my real son who I abandoned

I'm a pessimistic old criminal who got convicted for postal fraud and got chosen to be the savior of the human race by pure chance and have many, many issues stemming from that

And together we are

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Threatening me with a lack of Style Carry™️ is actually diabolical lmaooo

[mawu-yama]

happy last day of pride they got married

[bees-buzzy-blog]

“The secret to Q was the Q and Picard relationship. Q was in love with Picard, for some reason. That was the underpinning of the relationship, which was why, when he came to Deep Space Nine, he wasn’t as effective a character. The weird love affair that he had going with Jean-Luc made that whole thing work, and it made ‘Tapestry’ work, and ultimately it made 'All Good Things…’ work.” – Ron Moore

ok but did Q paint Picard in the french girls pose. do Q and Picard have an achievement called "Happy Couple." does one help the other find a new calling in life after he thought his life's work was over and he wished to die. checkmate

[bonestrouslingbones]

there is genuinely no reason for me to be suddenly thinking about rogue and smiley so much lately since i literally do not have anything Coming Soon for them but . i have just realized . that they would both be in or very near their thirties . good LORD

[kharmii]

"Why does Ginter take so much crap from that guy? He never actually sells much."

-Nobody

Art credit: Legends Arceus, volo (pokemon), Pokémon / ウォロLog2 - pixiv

[planetvries]

Wow, that full moon really knocked him out, huh? 🌕🐺

[vulpinebongwater]

falco x fox is yaoi but wolf x fox is yuri no i will not be elaborating..

[kipkiphoorayy]

alex hirsch truly is like. the guy ever. he created one of if not the most renowned and successful disney tva shows. he clowns on said network. he won his high school’s bird calling contest. he hates trump and is always advocating for people to vote. also prank calls republican/maga hotlines and was on the washington post for such. he voices half the cast of his own show and does a deranged mickey mouse voice he uses for like two separate shows. he owns a giant taxidermy buffalo. he and his sister were on an international improv team in high school. disney censored practically all queer themes in his show and now he has a nyt best seller (and created the website plus recent interviews ect ect) that imply there was something going on between that fuck ass triangle and ford. a straight man creating good old man yaoi. creates the craziest rabbit holes to send the fandom down probably primarily fueled by adhd and coffee. he probably has his flannel sewn to his body atp and has thousands of sticky hands on the wall in his house. i could go on but he’s just truly such a interesting guy

[milk5]

reddit sexuality: 30 something year old guy who has referred to a real woman as a "smol tiddy e-girl" this year. would have sex with link from legend of zelda but otherwise straight

body count: 1 (wife who hates him)

tumblr sexuality: 20 something gender non-conforming person that is vocal about puppy play, violence as an allegory for intimacy, superficial christian symbolism, and "old man yaoi"

body count: 0

grindr sexuality: Daddy want to smell yor ass while i fuck your mouth baby

body count: 187

[joymaxxr]

unapologetically cringe era to apologetically cringe era